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[–]stefanodoloso 124 points125 points ago

This is the best gif ever.

[–]BaconAccessories 27 points28 points ago

I want a cat that looks like that just so I can imagine it making snide comments at everything I do.

[–]tugtugerin 14 points15 points ago

That still works with every cat. This one definitely is a well-worn veteran though.

[–]helicalhell 2 points3 points ago

You mean a Gary Oldman-like performer.

[–]sexyhamster89 5 points6 points ago

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 0 points1 point ago

Like a castrated Garfield!

[–]Adsykong 2 points3 points ago

This is the oldest gif ever.

[–]so_carelessly_here 10 points11 points ago

YOU are the oldest gif ever

[–]Softkore -2 points-1 points ago

Came here to say that I will never not upvote this gif

[–]sumojoe 34 points35 points ago

I do usually sit in the restaurant licking my arm.

[–]swohio 3 points4 points ago

Well of course, you have to wash your hands before eating.

[–]nottaclevername 65 points66 points ago

This is the best title I've ever seen for this .gif

[–]mcnultysbluecavalier 16 points17 points ago

I thought that it was better than most, but then I decided to down vote it to hell.

[–]NLHAZE 126 points127 points ago

*than

[–]Kalashnikov74 34 points35 points ago

You can't get to upset about these things.

[–]keepslosingpassword 23 points24 points ago

Yeah, he should of just let it slide.

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 24 points25 points ago

I see what you did their.

[–]danyanimal 10 points11 points ago

Yeah, at this point you just gotta except it and going on with your day.

[–]Maristic 8 points9 points ago

I'm so bored of these kind of threads; you need to come down off of your hi horse.

[–]taughu 8 points9 points ago

I'm board too. Let's end this thread.

[–]nukalurk 14 points15 points ago

Wow, I was laughing at these but you're joke ruined it.

[–]sonik13 21 points22 points ago

[–]Bert_Cobain 5 points6 points ago

Every post here are pathetic.

[–]ososneaky 4 points5 points ago

I know, it's really hard to read threw all of these comments.

[–]willymo 0 points1 point ago

Lol maybe you should gone to english class in stead of wasteing youre time on reddit.

[–]ClockStalker 0 points1 point ago

/u/willymo: Analyzing 998 comments and submissions over the last 84 days

Hypothesized location: Central North America

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so

[–]elanmorintedronai 6 points7 points ago

Almost couldn't decide whether to up vote you for cleverness or down vote you for pissing me off. Oh well. Up.

[–]TheCynicalMe 28 points29 points ago

"I'm Wilford Brimley, and I'll have what he's having."

[–]captainoldspice 25 points26 points ago

DIABEETUS

[–]DYKTMM 5 points6 points ago

He said it! crowd laughs

[–]sh0ch -1 points0 points ago

hahaha i'm so glad to know i'm not the only one who thought this

[–]dontrememberanything 0 points1 point ago

To me the cat looks more like a Pompus British Gentleman. The only thing the cat is missing in my eyes is a monacle!

[–]sh0ch 0 points1 point ago

All Wilford Brimley needed to be a pompous British gentleman is a tophat and monacle.

Oh wait. I think I just reiterated that that cat looks exactly like Wilford Brimley.

[–]dontrememberanything -1 points0 points ago

But he also needs to be British

[–]sh0ch -1 points0 points ago

That doesn't take anything but an accent.

[–]dontrememberanything -1 points0 points ago

It's more than just an accent, it's a way of life!

[–]sh0ch 0 points1 point ago

ok throw some tea and crumpets in there, too

[–]dontrememberanything 0 points1 point ago

Jolly good!

[–]DarkestPassenger -2 points-1 points ago

Came here to comment on his acting. Still has it.

[–]ErockCrain -1 points0 points ago

Hi. I'm Wilford Brimley, and I've got catabeetus. It's the same thing as diabeetus, but I'm a fucking cat.

[–]dixiegunsmoke 4 points5 points ago

Damnit, now I want to eat gyoza.

Thanks, OP.

[–]Jay_Normous 0 points1 point ago

Me too :( I could destroy a row of those

[–]Malikizer 2 points3 points ago

I can honestly say I laugh every time I see this gif.

[–]SoMuchDerp 0 points1 point ago

[–]Double_Che 0 points1 point ago

The cat goes perfectly with the title

[–]OreoDunka 1 point2 points ago

Then what you ordered was?

[–]doctorbeats 10 points11 points ago

I don't care how many times this has been posted or how many grammatical errors they're are. That is the best title possible, and I haven't laughed that hard in a while. (And don't say it, If you do I win)

[–]JewelsMonkey 5 points6 points ago

I think this is the best use of this .gif that I have ever seen.

[–]donkatron5000 3 points4 points ago

Than

[–]Mis_Kalifornia 0 points1 point ago

Well I guess I'll eat this slop then..

[–]brutishbloodgod 0 points1 point ago

Anybody can just repost a reaction gif with a witty title. But this sort of brilliant repurposing...?

My upvotes. Have them. Have them all.

[–]Lenten1 1 point2 points ago

That cat has gyoza, I'm never complaining when I have gyoza.

[–]cattreeinyoursoul 2 points3 points ago

Maybe there was better gyoza

[–]thatguitargirl 1 point2 points ago

better than **

[–]veritas671 1 point2 points ago

Glad I wasn't the only one bothered by that.

[–]amcmanama 0 points1 point ago

This is the best gif I have ever seen, and possibly the best thing I've seen on reddit, and I've been here for fucking years.

And I'm drunk so take that for what it's worth.

[–]grundifourous -1 points0 points ago

it's not often i find myself eating at a restaurant and i am licking my self

[–]physical_ed -1 points0 points ago

anyone know what kind of cat it is?

[–]Arknell -1 points0 points ago

THAT. ALWAYS. HAPPENS.

Oh Loins I wish I had the money to always be able to order two dishes, and take random bites from them both as fancy strikes me.

[–]award07 -1 points0 points ago

I want that cat so bad

[–]kevinmjones -1 points0 points ago

That cat's mustache is incredible.

[–]brokendimension -1 points0 points ago

Oh god, my hamburger looks like shit compared to that lobster.

[–]iamadambomb -1 points0 points ago

I alway groom myself when eating at restaurants.

[–]chiefos -1 points0 points ago

This ends up being my expression every time I don't order fajitas.

[–]bobisoft2k5 0 points1 point ago

When the waiter walks by with something better than what you ordered.

Then: You make a mistake, then I correct it.

Than: I'd rather leave this planet than live on it with you people.

[–]dj_bizarro 1 point2 points ago

Really could do without the stupid captions.

[–]ninja_narwhal -1 points0 points ago

I wish I could grow a mustache as awesome as that cats mustache.

[–]chelmoe -1 points0 points ago

Diabeetus

[–]masters1125 -1 points0 points ago

That cat is Wilford Brimley.

[–]taewooky 0 points1 point ago

Jim Gaffigan in cat form.

[–]AloneKickinRocks 0 points1 point ago

I just laughed so hard at work!

[–]dutches_gummy_buns 0 points1 point ago

omg this made me laugh so hard

[–]Cptnwalrus 0 points1 point ago

Finally this gif is used in proper context.

[–]ohmboy26 0 points1 point ago

MASSIVE repost, upvoted for great title.

[–]donkey_on_the_moon 0 points1 point ago

That just happened in a Mexican restaurant the people right next to me all ordered fajitas that are brought out still sizzling and they smelled so damn good......glare down bitterly at my chimichanga

[–]ChairofBoogers 0 points1 point ago

I speak for the Cheese!!

[–]mastersailor 0 points1 point ago

than*

[–]schwartzy69 0 points1 point ago

this cat. this fucking cat. it has a mustache.

[–]PurpleGuitarChick 0 points1 point ago

This gif sucks. I hate cats.

[–]Locklinn 0 points1 point ago

yeah this really is top 2 funniest things ive ever seen

[–]koticgood 0 points1 point ago

man, i don't know what it is, but I started at this and chuckled for a good couple minutes

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 0 points1 point ago

I also started at this, the chuckling is a bit weird but hey, if that floats your boat. I finished within a minute. I just don't last that long.

[–]sh0ch -1 points0 points ago

diabeetus

[–]ne0nbl00d 0 points1 point ago

Haha, Wilford and Brimley would both make great cat names!

[–]sh0ch 0 points1 point ago

OH MY GOD YES THEY DO!

[–]f03vral0n3 -1 points0 points ago

This is why I routinely order one of everything on the menu. Lesson learned.

[–]Mistywing -1 points0 points ago

So we're at a table in Pompei, it's very warm and an Italian group next to us is having fruit salad. It's this giant bowl filled with watermelon slices and other fruits, and it looks delicious (not to mention appropriate for the weather). They are served by a server who doesn't really look much, he doesn't smile to the customers or anything.

Meanwhile, we're seated at a table by some waiter who's obviously practiced his manners, but it takes forever for him to come back. The younger guy eventually "steals" the table and the old one gets all pissy about it, but we thank the young man for it.

Meanwhile there is an American group of tourists sitting down next to us, served by the old man once again. The food somehow gets to them, and they too see the huge fruit salad the Italians are having.

Come dessert time, both of us order fruit salad, thinking we're gonna get the watermelon slices. The Americans are served first by the old man, he comes and plonks down a couple of plastic cups with a little bit of fruit inside and leaves. So the Americans are pretty ticked off at that and are wondering what the hell is the other order. The young man then comes along to our table with the same platter of watermelon slices and fruit that the Italians had. Cue the Americans. Needless to say the tip was generous, and the younger server actually smiled. The Americans did get the slices later though once they pointed out that it was what they wanted.

[–]noawesomename -1 points0 points ago

You lick yourself in a restaurant?

[–]genunix 1 point2 points ago

that cat has a moustache

[–]GaikokuJohn 1 point2 points ago

DIABEETUS

[–]tenthward -2 points-1 points ago

I know that this is a joke but in all seriousness... that may be the worst feeling I've ever known

[–]JosiahBradley -2 points-1 points ago

Awesome

[–]Jared8675309 -5 points-4 points ago

The headline hurts my soul. Are you new to the Internet!?

[–]SayHelloToLeBadGuy -1 points0 points ago

It's almost cheating to use cats for something like this

[–]goldenrod -2 points-1 points ago

I lol'd.

[–]so_carelessly_here 0 points1 point ago

FASCINATING.

[–]tmhot -2 points-1 points ago

wilford brimley?

[–]Glock3am 0 points1 point ago

Is that cat eating gyoza?

[–]hawthorneluke 0 points1 point ago

Just about to by the looks of it

[–]bruin17 -1 points0 points ago

can someone please tell me what type of cat this is?

[–]Charlawl -2 points-1 points ago

This has made my day. Now back to being productive...MORE CAT GIFS!!