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[–]scattyscams 3 points4 points ago

beautiful

[–]scattyscams 2 points3 points ago

and, in return for your kindness, i leave you with this if you have yet to see it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pytYua_t-Ww

[–]thetones 8 points9 points ago

Holy shit his beard has gotten manlier.

[–]ReyD2 30 points31 points ago

How did he kill all those vegans? with all their vegan powers and shit

[–]uglydavie 12 points13 points ago

Last minute, poorly set up deus ex machina.

[–]ozmonatov 0 points1 point ago

Must've been ovo-vegetarians really.

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[–]kowalski71 1 point2 points ago

Now I really want to watch that movie.

[–]ohmboy26 -3 points-2 points ago

Tread lightly! I heard about this movie and specifically this scene from multiple people (even film makers). They said YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT... I turned it off 35 mins in. One of the worst, most embarrassing, gimmicky, uninteresting, unfunny movies I've ever attempted to watch. I would rather eat the shit from a dead cow's ass than have to sit thru the rest of that flick.

[–]kowalski71 2 points3 points ago

I've already seen it. I like it a lot.

[–]ohmboy26 -2 points-1 points ago

Ok! Well sorry, I didn't mean to imply you have bad taste. I was just amazed at the (lack of) quality after hearing so many reasonable people enjoyed it.

[–]kowalski71 -1 points0 points ago

To your taste in film I would say this: The first time a man calls you a horse, you call him an ass. The second time a man calls you a horse, you punch him in the nose. But the third time a man calls you a horse then maybe you should think about buying a saddle.

[–]ohmboy26 1 point2 points ago

Am I understanding that you intend to mount me?

[–]ohmboy26 -1 points0 points ago

Ya, I don't think I need your help with that. We are talking about campy comedies here not the criterion collection.

[–]ohmboy26 -1 points0 points ago

Also, movies with "taste" are called "films".

[–]tbrizzle 20 points21 points ago

here comes the vegan stereotypes in 3...2...

f*ing hate these stereotypes.

[–]Kamoda 14 points15 points ago

I fling hate stereotypes too.

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[–]ohmboy26 5 points6 points ago

Yes. In regard to the word "nigger". It's a great bit, as all of his are.

[–]Zak61099 10 points11 points ago

I'm a vegan, too. Hi.

[–]The_Austin 8 points9 points ago

Change "vegan" to something like "jewish" and you realize how offensive it actually is.

EDIT: Can't spell

[–]omnibenevolent 3 points4 points ago

i dont

[–]Neinkate 10 points11 points ago

Vegans making sure we know they're vegans.

[–]belsambar 58 points59 points ago

Non-vegans making sure we know this is vegans making sure we know they're vegans.

[–]Chexonfire 8 points9 points ago

Yo dawg...

[–]WillTheThril1 1 point2 points ago

This is a rip off of Reservoir Dogs. "You kill anybody? A couple of cops. Any real people?" Just saying.

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[–]ozmonatov 0 points1 point ago

I do think you mean omnivore.

[–]mjbstd17 1 point2 points ago

Is that Andy Hull?

[–]malfunktionv2 1 point2 points ago

Is that Brian Wilson?

[–]uberpro 1 point2 points ago

Zach Galifinakis is a part of epic meal time?

[–]thejorge -5 points-4 points ago

I am also Vegan and I chuckled

[–]Zak61099 4 points5 points ago

Hey, fellow vegan.

[–]thejorge -1 points0 points ago

Greetings!

[–]zincake 1 point2 points ago

Hey everybody! I brought hummus!

[–]Zak61099 1 point2 points ago

Woohoo!

[–]thejorge 0 points1 point ago

Now it's a party!

[–]slightlyturnedoff 4 points5 points ago

VEGAN PARTY! WOOOT WOOOOOOT

[–]abstract_misuse 2 points3 points ago

Who got the nooch, baby?

[–]DankBeard -3 points-2 points ago

I brought honey. Is that cool?

[–]thejorge 3 points4 points ago

GTFO!

[–]DankBeard 2 points3 points ago

okayguy.jpg

[–]thejorge 3 points4 points ago

Ok come back. Just don't look any of us in the eyes

[–]DankBeard 2 points3 points ago

Hahahaha that was awesome.

[–]zincake 6 points7 points ago

Only if you're a bee. Hi new bee friend!

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[–]pan0ramic 20 points21 points ago

Did you know that meat-eaters will believe anything that confirms their life-choice and will invalidate the choices of others!?

[–]Dat_Girth 24 points25 points ago

Did you find that out over in r/shittyaskscience?

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[–]Qiran 1 point2 points ago

Vitamin B12 isn't a "form of protein".

[–]Dat_Girth -1 points0 points ago

This journal is available here

An excerpt from said journal: "These findings suggest that plasma vitamin B12 status may be an early marker of brain atrophy and thus a potentially important modifiable risk factor for cognitive decline in the elderly."

This paper has nothing to do with a vegan diet, they never mentioned it anywhere in the paper. If you are implying that vegans are susceptible to brain atrophy due of a deficiency of vitamin B12 in their diet, then you must not be aware that it is readily available as a vegan supplement at most supplement stores. It is recommended by the Vegan Society here. I'm not a vegan, but there's no need to talk out of your ass.

[–]zephoroth[S] 11 points12 points ago

Not true. If you eat the right types of protein. I've been vegan for a little over 5 years now. I'm a sophomore and take all AP classes. Know who else loses IQ over time? Every. Fucking. One.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

You don't need to spread ignorance to try to counter ignorance. There's no magic "right types of protein" vegans need to eat. Protein is essentially a non-issue altogether, all vegans really need to be aware of (any more than everyone else should) is making sure they get adequate B12 from a supplement.

[–]pan0ramic 4 points5 points ago

This. Of all the information I've read by nutritionists, I've never seen anything about protein...it's always iron, b12, and omega fatty acids.

[–]Muff1nmanNZ 14 points15 points ago

Studying psychology I can confirm this. I also question 'IQ' as an accurate measure of intelligence.

[–]Legio_X -3 points-2 points ago

IQ is the worst way of measuring intelligence we have, other than all other ways we have ever used.

[–]chaqalaqalaqa 8 points9 points ago

I read that as "I've been a virgin for over 5 years now" and I was like 'waaaat' and then I realized I'm half a sheep and need to go to bed.

[–]sbd2010 2 points3 points ago

Hey guys, we've got a half-sheep over here. Don't worry sheep I won't eat your flesh.

[–]chaqalaqalaqa 0 points1 point ago

Huh?

Edit: I said sheep instead of sleep. Doh

[–]Jaerdo -5 points-4 points ago

Now think about how smart you would be if you ate meat. I heard that deep fried steak wrapped in bacon with foie gras in between dipped in au jus is the best food for increasing iq.

[–]The_Austin -1 points0 points ago

Not true, source your faulty information please.

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[–]The_Austin 2 points3 points ago

Vitamin B12 isn't a protein. Also, B12 doesn't come FROM animals so vegans can in fact ingest it. There's many non animals sources for B12.

[–]hedgecore77 -1 points0 points ago

I guess they have to catch up to meat eaters at some point.

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[–]hedgecore77 -1 points0 points ago

Your 'fact' was wrong. Completely. I don't have to educate myself about nutrition from horseback.

What I think you're talking about is B12 deficiency. It plays a part in insulating nerves and protecting them, allowing the metabolism to produce energy, and regulates the growth and reproduction of cells. A deficiency can lead to reduced mental clarity.

The body stores B12 and can recycle it for years. Your daily recommended allowance is 12 micrograms. There are a shit ton of fortified vegetarian/vegan foods that contain B12, so while it would be hard to get off of a pure plant based diet (it can be found in algaes for example), in the modern age it's not much of an issue.

Protein deficiencies are pretty much a complete joke.

[–]thejorge 0 points1 point ago

Oh C'mon, we are rarely in our vegan form. It is when we are most powerful, yet the only time we can truly die.

[–]Kulhu -1 points0 points ago

Nobody likes vegans, nobody.

[–]Electrifired 0 points1 point ago

I would like to know more

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[–]Electrifired -1 points0 points ago

Would this still be true of vegans that took a B12 supplement/ate a lot of vegemite?

e: Also, what is 'holoTC'? The article I found made mention of this too*, but I can't say I've heard of it..

*The association was similar for low levels of holoTC

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

HAHAHAHHAHA. HAHAHAHAH. HA.

Oh man. That's a funny joke. It's satire right? I hope it's satire.

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Vitamin B12 is not unobtainable as a vegan, plenty of things are fortified with it.

[–]zephoroth[S] -1 points0 points ago

Wow. When I was at school this got pretty popular. Anyways.

[–]clever_girl724 -1 points0 points ago

I found you >:)

[–]zephoroth[S] -1 points0 points ago

Haha, who is this? xD

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[–]zephoroth[S] -1 points0 points ago

TATELYN <333

[–]clever_girl724 -1 points0 points ago

I so found you. Lol Facebook.

[–]zephoroth[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Now we can stalk eachother on reddit, too <3

[–]clever_girl724 -2 points-1 points ago

What happens on reddit stays on reddit.

[–]zephoroth[S] -1 points0 points ago

I swear <3

[–]clever_girl724 0 points1 point ago

We got downvoted for our conversation

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[–]TheGiantPanda 5 points6 points ago

"take all AP classes" Doesn't mean anything.

[–]Zak61099 0 points1 point ago

He's pointing this out because there's a misconception that vegans lose certain proteins that the brain needs to function. Sorry you're getting downvoted, dude.

[–]anonemouse2010 0 points1 point ago

So you 'take all AP classes'. I guess that is supposed to mean you are smart? What does that have to do with the topic at hand?

[–]Kulhu -2 points-1 points ago

Nobody likes vegans, nobody. Also AP classes are just extra workload, not much else.

[–]zephoroth[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thanks.

[–]sbd2010 -1 points0 points ago

Extra workload that transfers as college credit and saves you time/money in the future.

[–]_Hank-Hill_ -5 points-4 points ago

What you know about dying'?

[–]akuzin -5 points-4 points ago

I would like to see a Vegetarian edition of Epic Meal Time. Pretty much be an Olympic Size Pool of Vegetables with Kegs of Blue Cheese Dressings.

[–]crossower 4 points5 points ago

Not exactly EMT but still somewhat relevant.

[–]slightlyturnedoff 7 points8 points ago

There is a Vegan Meal Time from GettingFriendly and it's amazing.

Vegan Meal Time

Milk Mutiny

Kill-A-Man-Jaro

Peta Pita

[–]Piratiko 2 points3 points ago

AWW DEEZ SAUCEZ

[–]pacoliketaco -4 points-3 points ago

Except there is nothing epic about that...

[–]zincake 5 points6 points ago

Hell man, have you seen plants? They're crazy!

[–]pacoliketaco 0 points1 point ago

True, but the really fun ones are probably not safe to eat, right?

[–]zincake 2 points3 points ago

I dunno, these are all edible.

Look at http://imgur.com/0dUf6. Looks innocent enough? Turns out, the fruit will BLOW YOUR TASTE BUDS' TINY MINDS, turning anything sour into super-sweet. Sour candies? No problem. Pure lemon juice? Like the lemonade of the gods. Straight-up vinegar? Sure, why not?

Plants are crazy, man.

[–]pacoliketaco 0 points1 point ago

I'm not saying that everything cool looking wants to kill you, but it does happen every so often. Maybe more so with animals/insects. Also I enjoy all of those things..straight. Specific example: I was at a Chinese restaurant and we got a pot of green tea, though I thought it was nasty so I filled my cup with balsamic vinegar instead. Delicious.

[–]zincake 0 points1 point ago

So now try it completely differently, with the sour swapped for sweet.

Lemonade of the GODS is calling you, pacoliketaco! Calling you in the form of tiny red berries!

[–]pacoliketaco 0 points1 point ago

I have always wanted to try these things, just don't know where to buy them. Any ideas? Or should I just look online, as everything can be bought there.

[–]zincake 0 points1 point ago

I think ThinkGeek carries the freeze-dried version, which works almost as well as the fresh. I only had the fresh ones at a botanical garden, so I don't know where you'd be able to buy them fresh. They're supposedly pretty delicate plants.

[–]Inlakeshh 0 points1 point ago

Dat beard

[–]ondarwey -2 points-1 points ago

10 for 10...thats a pretty good deal

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[–]DankBeard -4 points-3 points ago

Hey, since you brought it up. I'm a vegan. Well, not really, but I don't eat meat. Just wanted to let you know.