I think Canadians are now vandalising my local playground

RizzoFromDigg · 2 months

If that's Canadian graffiti, why isn't the French translation written right next to it?

Pack_of_derms · 2 months

Been to the Stampede yet?

theoneandonlypeter · 2 months

Herpshul · 2 months

As a Canadian I feel it is my duty to apologise, on behalf of Canada, for writing such disgrace on your local playground. I ask you, to please know this does not reflect the majority of Canadians. We are really sweet, caring, civilised people.

EricThePooh · 2 months

It's the police service now. They changed it because force sounded too aggressive.

awesomenessisme · 2 months

Sorry.

michaeljane · 2 months

This looks a bit... newly drawn.

Xyranthis · 2 months

Quick! Someone throw a [Fixed] up with Decreux!

theartfulcodger · 2 months

Isn't prefixed by "Kindly" or "Please".

Impostor.

... sorry ....

SgtCool · 2 months

Official vocab guidelines state that we refer to it as the police service because "force" is to aggressive.

sb95500 · 2 months

No it can't be, the word "sorry" isn't written here anywhere.

mavsman22 · 2 months

Silly Canadian teenagers... They need better role models. Where's Robin Sparkles when you need her?

jwall504 · 2 months

It was probably these Canadians.

MuffinHTF · 2 months

This is clearly the work of Joseph Ducreux.

draivaden · 2 months

We don't use the words "police force". Nor do we disregard them. We've been framed. but don't worry, we've got our best guys on.

Benton Fraser, of the RCMP. William Murdoch, of the Toronto Constabulary.

LaserGhost · 2 months

Disregard the mounties.

bloodsoup · 2 months

It's called the police service now. Political correctness and all that.

monster01020 · 2 months

"Actually it's the police service because force is seen as too aggressive."

blackjackyo · 2 months

......eh

c9silver · 2 months

Go fuck yourself. Please.
-Canadian

poepower · 2 months

Regarts.

likeBruceSpringsteen · 2 months

http://www.imgur.com/X2J0p.jpg

CrazyShooter · 2 months

Would you kindly disregard the police force? FTFY

wildcolonialboy · 2 months

Looks pretty fresh. I'm calling Karma Conspiracy on that.

Ithashappened · 2 months

Wait..what is op doing at a playground?

gunnin_and_runnin · 2 months

It's missing the "aye"

goldfire · 2 months

This fine gentleman concurs.

MedalsNScars · 2 months

That's not polite enough to be real Canadian vandalism. I went there once and saw the real deal. Spray painted on the side of a bridge was "Have a nice day!"

pizzlethizzle · 2 months

This happened in Canada, right?

theshindig · 2 months

Ignore the constabulary!

SerDelta · 2 months

Indubitably, my good sir.

tyereliusprime · 2 months

Death to the Fascist Oppressors, Present Company Excepted!

THE_GR8_MIKE · 2 months

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/508/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png

nerph_herder · 2 months

They're on to us eh?

ajago12598 · 2 months

They forgot 'please', what a silly mistake.

scamperly · 2 months

Sorry

makinglunch · 2 months

Canadians FTW

chrissuit33 · 2 months

It should also say "If it's not too much trouble"

jjjeahh · 2 months

Canadian Shop Security: "It would be preferable if you don't steal anything."

ilikerealmaplesyrup · 2 months

I wish we all sad this instead of "fuck". Sounds much more powerful.

sig_pistols · 2 months

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qh2fa/

ub-a-dub · 2 months

that comment made me think of south park for some reason...

Glompers · 2 months

Probably one of these kids wrote it

killerdead77 · 2 months

As a unicorn , stop thinking that i puke rainbows...its not true.

TheBlueButton · 2 months

Police farce.

ConchordianFlight58 · 2 months

We're really sorry.

cat_handcuffs · 2 months

Not Canadians. They'd have written "Sorry" afterwards.

NannyNumber4 · 2 months

/r/firstworldanarchists

Falling_earbuds · 2 months

I love Canada.

cyberpop · 2 months

-- acquire igloo habitation.

ninjaonweekends · 2 months

Laissez echapper la police...

There you go :)

Regards,

A Canadian

PS: I apologize if my French is a little rusty, but I am fairly certain that this is correct. Anyways, good day...

AnnoyingOptimist · 2 months

It's fun to write in bold print

BigMommasHouse3 · 2 months

Good day everyone, I come from the area known as "Compton".

Lord_Voltan · 2 months

One time I was in Windsor, Basking in your lax drinking laws. I scored some weed from a local we dubbed Canada John. Anyway, my friend and I were enjoying a joint behind a bar, when we were accosted by two uniformed law men. They informed us that what we were doing was illegal, and that we would need to stop. They made us snub out the joint and place it back in my cigarette pack. They then told us to have a good night and walked off oullette ave.

In another separate incident, I was shitfaced from $2 whiskey shots at papa Cheney's bar (not sure if it is still there, this was 2006.) My friends and I decided to stumble to the river front to take pictures. Before long we were shouting obscenities across the river at Detroit, and Michigan in general (I am from Ohio). I was digging deep, calling Ann Arbor a whore, and laughing at them for losing Toledo in a brief incident between Ohio, and Michigan in the early 1800's. A cop pulled up and started telling us that it was illegal to be drunk in public. Then he gave us a lecture about having pride in ones country. anyway, nothing came of it and we were told to go back to our hotel. I love Canadian lawmen.

FuckNotAMethAddict · 2 months

Please disregard the police force, sorry.

Fixed

tousie · 2 months

sorry

matty323 · 2 months

Were these actual canadians, they would have said constabulary.

Probably Minnesotan vandals.

pistolwhipped · 2 months

Friendliest people I have ever met! Love, love, LOVE Canada!!!

Phoequinox · 2 months

Nah, man. This is like old timey British politeness. Canadians would write "Sorry for the police."

Beileef · 2 months

Sorry, it's just magic marker. Sorry.

yannburger · 2 months

It clearly isn't Canadian. It isn't paired with an apology.

dma1965 · 2 months

Definitely not a Canadian. A Canadian would have said please.

DiabeticKid · 2 months

Sorry... Shouldent give me a sharpie when im drunk. Shit gets Kray

BonTonVon · 2 months

Disregard the police force, Coming right from within the below decks

KnowLimits · 2 months

I'm slightly annoyed and I will, most likely, continue to acquiesce.

onfia · 2 months

literacy != friendliness.

ProjectOrigin · 2 months

As a Canadian, I would like to say to try poutine. If you don't....well...I'm sorry if you don't.

TexasWithADollarsign · 2 months

Ah yes, I remember the song "Disregard the Police" by Canadian rap group Public Apology.

canadianwombat · 2 months

Ok, we're sorry.

poonslyr69 · 2 months

uh-oh

nawoanor · 2 months

Just out of frame: OP's hand holding a marker.

maraedits · 2 months

As a Canadian, sorry...

beno2367 · 2 months

Also, official vocab guidelines require us to say police service now. police force sounds too aggressive

Fenrirr · 2 months

West coast police are the best cops ever, mid-Quebec police though >.>

Dud3wtf · 2 months

Disregard the Police Force, Stemming from the underground, Young teens like me are unfortunate due to being brown, Not the Whites so the police force have in mind, They have rights to kill a black and it isn't a crime.

meancommentredditor · 2 months

Disregard females, acquire currency.

v3n0mat3 · 2 months

It would be most assuredly Canadians, if, on the ground around it, there's a bottle of Maple syrup, a Hockey stick, and a stuffed Beaver.

We call it "Canuck sign".

daiev · 2 months

That's too aggressive, it should read police service

Un1ock · 2 months

I think the person who wrote this has been listening to way too many Will Smith songs.

I_AmCanadian · 2 months

Sorry bout that. Won't happen again

marcdaniel · 2 months

dont worry, you know if it's a canadian because it's washable marker.

slcrook · 2 months

I debate this, the proper way to say it in Canadian is "the local constabulary are invited to intercourse."

Oussama123 · 2 months

It's Joseph Ducreux!

wuzizname · 2 months

How rude to not say please? Really, it's not hard to say please.

IMASINNAH · 2 months

As a Canadian, I can certify this graffiti is non-Canadian. If it were written by one of us, it would have read:

"Disregard the police force, buddy."

MrNicholasCage · 2 months

Fornicate the police

putin_my_ass · 2 months

Disregard the police force, acquire incarceration.

Lilzillaz · 2 months

if it was Canadian, it would say "disregard the mounties, please".

skipper224 · 2 months

sorry about that..

English-Gentlefolk · 2 months

It's a shame he spelled constabulary wrong.

FarFromXanadu · 2 months

Sorry boot that.

kgambito · 2 months

This was written with a dry-erase marker.

jaja1948 · 2 months

FUCK the POlice

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