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[–]OloNGJHonSon 597 points598 points ago

Dough nuts

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]yourpenisinmyhand 91 points92 points ago

I'm that clever too. Who said I'm not?

[–]_Allusion 49 points50 points ago

Yeah, that was totally the first thing that popped into my mind... as well as a recollection of how beautiful I am

[–]thunderblumpkin 25 points26 points ago

yea me too, my mind was then immediately drawn to tits.

[–]Birdie_Num_Num 9 points10 points ago

phew, for a minute I thought you were...um...you know..

[–]Your_Erect_Penis 19 points20 points ago

I feel left out.

[–]BONER_ASSASSIN 23 points24 points ago

Don't worry, I'm here for you.

[–]RiPotato 10 points11 points ago

I didn't. I am not a funny person.

[–]Jonny_Watts 66 points67 points ago

Limp biscuit.

[–]GoGoGadgetReddit 16 points17 points ago

[–]Jonny_Watts 1 point2 points ago

[–]RobotPreacher 14 points15 points ago

Dough-nads?

[–]ObidiahWTFJerwalk 4 points5 points ago

So who all is going to use this as the title of next month's repost?

[–]WhenTurtlesAttack 11 points12 points ago

Dough nuts so big, one might say they're grand.

[–]Breve_Pup 166 points167 points ago

So that's what it means when it says "this product may contain nuts".

[–]jspouncey 28 points29 points ago

Deez

[–]theislandking 5 points6 points ago

Saggy nuts.

For real, what happened here?

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 11 points12 points ago

Kind of tight-looking, actually.

[–]I_did_not_rape_her 5 points6 points ago

Hi, nice to meet you.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 1 point2 points ago

I can verify his username.

[–]Jeremazing 40 points41 points ago

You heat them up, and they get bigger.

[–]Horund 28 points29 points ago

and flaky

[–]ALL_CAPS 37 points38 points ago

There's some cream for that.

[–]Dalek-SEC 8 points9 points ago

And delicious.

[–]RC_Matthias 4 points5 points ago

Just like real life.

[–]CoffeeDrop 2 points3 points ago

browned on the outside, hot and steamy on the inside, bursting full with buttery flavor.

[–]ForeverMovement 34 points35 points ago

Pillsbury Dough boy gone wild?

[–]bi-cycle 6 points7 points ago

” hoo hoo!”

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 10 points11 points ago

"Hee hee!"

[–]_ph0t0n_ 138 points139 points ago

10/$10 Would buy

[–]NotaMethAddict 62 points63 points ago

Would stuff in mouth.

[–]jeffAA 58 points59 points ago

After 12-14 minutes at 350°.

[–]IDemandJustice 27 points28 points ago

And 5 minutes of letting it cool.

[–]notwithstupid 57 points58 points ago

Nope, cool time is for the weak

[–]anthereddit 29 points30 points ago

Real men eat pizza bites right out of the microwave. Scalding liquids? Be my guest.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 51 points52 points ago

Wanna know how I got these scars?

[–]Juicyy 5 points6 points ago

Acne?

[–]RiPotato 6 points7 points ago

Is it wrong I immediately think of Scar from FMA whenever I hear that, even though I'm pretty sure he never said it?

[–]Xavdidtheshadow 4 points5 points ago

Close. Try the Joker from Dark Knight.

[–]PlNG 4 points5 points ago

And rolling in cocktail franks before baking.

[–]cleetus76 6 points7 points ago

Hell yeah. I think they go for over $4 each here

[–]not4u2see 68 points69 points ago

Better than limp bizkits.

[–]j1ggy 15 points16 points ago

Now we have the whole set.

[–]beltonicus 14 points15 points ago

Never thought I'd see the day where I became a collector of pictures of genitalia-shaped dough

[–]Curious_Ape 3 points4 points ago

[–]AmpleWarning 21 points22 points ago

Tomorrow's headline:

Pillsbury Dough Boy Goes Commando

Pastry mascot arrested after 'Poppin' Fresh' in the refrigerator aisle

[–]TotalBiscuit 106 points107 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Buckbeak69 133 points134 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

<|>

/ω\

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 46 points47 points ago

ಠ◡ಠ

<|>

/ω\

[–]toomuchlovin 12 points13 points ago

username is perfectly relevant.

[–]theserpentsmiles 11 points12 points ago

I think you have the same problem...

[–]JustHereToDerp 4 points5 points ago

Biggest camel toe ever.

[–]cuppincayk 5 points6 points ago

[–]DeathStep 9 points10 points ago

Oh shit. It really is TB. I didn't know you frequent Reddit.

[–]CaptnGrumbles 9 points10 points ago

Yeah he spends a lot of time in r/games, r/gaming, and r/starcraft. His comments usually get buried in the first two because his no-bullshit attitude doesn't work well with reddit's easily rustled jimmies.

[–]NotlimTheGreat 3 points4 points ago

I dunno, the flak he gets usually doesn't hit /r/games from what I've seen. /r/gaming still hate his guts though.

[–]Yodamanjaro 4 points5 points ago

But that's not the total amount. Just the biscuit's scrotum.

[–]LeeKaiLin 2 points3 points ago

Upvote for having a relevant name.

[–]catchthe22 17 points18 points ago

Gotta let the balls breath sometimes

[–]ita1y 17 points18 points ago

Price Chopper and it's MUTHAFUCKIN gas points. Which ChopShop is this?

[–]metalman49 6 points7 points ago

Price Chopper!

[–]ktotheooter 3 points4 points ago

Should have called them grandad's.... Bringing back some memories..

[–]maddenmadman 3 points4 points ago

Grandad's flaky balls.

[–]gunt34r 4 points5 points ago

Someone needs to photo shop it to say Glands.

[–]Gator_2727 1 point2 points ago

I guess it busted some nuts.

[–]Pollox 2 points3 points ago

Are those the cinnamon rolls and is that the current price? I might have to get some the next time I'm at Price Chopper. Do they still do that thing where 10/$10 means $1 each no matter how many you buy, or am I making that up?

[–]18-24-61-B-17-17-4 2 points3 points ago

That's how it always is. They don't fuck you with a must buy 10 shit.

[–]Rachelb17 1 point2 points ago

Am i the only one who realizes these are supposed to be refrigerated?

[–]Phoequinox 3 points4 points ago

flaky layers

ಠ_ಠ

[–]jeannaimard 5 points6 points ago

[–]TheDreadedMarco 1 point2 points ago

read the tube it came out of as 'gnads'

[–]SaggyBallsHD 0 points1 point ago

I find this funny because.

[–]CTomke93 1 point2 points ago

10 for 10? That deals nuts!

[–]supaphly42 2 points3 points ago

And if you missed it, I'm the one who said 'just grab 'em in the biscuits!'

[–]ganbaregoemon77 2 points3 points ago

The Dough Boy usually hangs his sack out like that in hopes to get some action from Mrs. Butterworth.

[–]fancy_as_fuck 0 points1 point ago

Ball and a biscuit.

[–]RedditTheySaid 0 points1 point ago

i stock those :3

[–]Chinaamann 2 points3 points ago

I thought it said GLANDS at first.

[–]badbeedi 2 points3 points ago

PriceChopper?

[–]jimmycobwell 2 points3 points ago

Looks like his doughnuts are hanging out

[–]Auroraei 5 points6 points ago

Made me laugh more than it should have.

[–]mbeeFox1713 4 points5 points ago

flaky layers;)

[–]Wolf_Protagonist 5 points6 points ago

If my balls had flaky layers I'd go see a doctor.

[–]Djdp24 6 points7 points ago

...ok?

[–]LtButterBiscuit 3 points4 points ago

Well, I'm flattered!

[–]MPair-E 2 points3 points ago

That's funny biscuit canister, but you're still utterly terrifying.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Grands nuts before they get hard.

[–]Ibizamitch 0 points1 point ago

you should see my sausage

[–]raineyday484 1 point2 points ago

Mmm I got to butter those up.

[–]RubeusShagrid 0 points1 point ago

I'll bet that $10 price tag that Johnny Knoxville put them there.

[–]Amwinky 0 points1 point ago

Pillsbury has some real balls...

[–]herbofderpstania 0 points1 point ago

i see a problem... flaky layers... should go see a doctor... i think they make cream for that... oh wait... it's butter... butter cream butterballs...

[–]giraffespattern 1 point2 points ago

10/$10? What a deal.

[–]trouser_biscuits 1 point2 points ago

Why thank you.

[–]JJoker1117 0 points1 point ago

They're grand and buttery

[–]Westykins 0 points1 point ago

So this is what gets upvoted nowadays. Interesting to see reddit trends x]

[–]otakuman 1 point2 points ago

For a second I misread that as "Glands!".

[–]lonersanthem 0 points1 point ago

Whoa, whoa whoa. I wanted breakfast, not a tea bagging.

[–]ImGoingToPhuket 0 points1 point ago

When I first saw this I thought it said gonads.

[–]hypno_tode 1 point2 points ago

TIL there are a lot of user names containing the word "biscuit".

[–]gulpeg 0 points1 point ago

FRANK AND BEANS.. FRANK AND BEANS!!

[–]emcitymisfit 0 points1 point ago

why cant every post be this awesomely sophomoric?

[–]acoupleofn3rds 0 points1 point ago

I'm just not comfortable with the flaky layers...

[–]WastedLink 0 points1 point ago

I can't wait to put that inside me.

[–]benji07 0 points1 point ago

bad bad biscuits,

bad bad biscuits,

bad bad biscuits,

made me lose my happy home

[–]Kazz1212 0 points1 point ago

There better when there toasted O_o

[–]mistressjellybean 0 points1 point ago

Blue balls.

[–]preo 0 points1 point ago

mmm flaky layers

[–]njstein 0 points1 point ago

That's what I call ball bustin' flavor.

[–]discostalin -1 points0 points ago

Hahahah they look like some dudes sack lol

[–]SymphonicStorm 1 point2 points ago

I like big biscuits and I cannot lie.

[–]bLa07 0 points1 point ago

Where are the tea bags? Oh wait...

[–]thetaro 0 points1 point ago

The biscuits must be 70+ years old.

[–]pyrotyde 0 points1 point ago

why those happen to look like testicles!

[–]tyreesekobebryant 0 points1 point ago

I'm a bagger at a grocery store and every once in a while someone will bag one of these then throw a can on it. Boom.

[–]Eat_the_Penguin 0 points1 point ago

Those balls... are GRANDE!

[–]Free_Dome_Lover 0 points1 point ago

This literally got a lame laugh out of me that I had no idea even existed.

Nehhr....

[–]xUnderoath 0 points1 point ago

GRAND biscuits..

[–]courtlandistan 0 points1 point ago

zzzzzz...wake me when they pour gravy

[–]vivvav 1 point2 points ago

I'd lick it.

[–]roxie2xox 0 points1 point ago

Why do we not get those kind of deals in Canada? My mom doesn't let me get them because they're like 4 bucks :(

[–]FleetwoodMacNCheese 0 points1 point ago

that looks so delicious.

[–]auroramae 0 points1 point ago

Thats why grands biscuts taste so good they got a lil extra ingredient in them

[–]IRL_Paladin 0 points1 point ago

not sure if they look more like balls, or tits.

[–]crazycroat16 -1 points0 points ago

I'm really contemplating sending this to my ex girlfriend and saying "this is what your boobs were like, soft, saggy, squishy, and cold".

[–]FrYBaLLz 1 point2 points ago

Showed my friend this and he responded with Biscuit Dong

[–]trish80s_4_life 0 points1 point ago

Balls 10 for 10!!

[–]JimmyJames137 0 points1 point ago

This is funny because it looks like testicles.

[–]tmlwry 0 points1 point ago

Hmm dough boy might want to check out those flaky nuts... that may be a medical problem.

[–]DudaChamp 0 points1 point ago

And there goes my faith in humanity.

[–]McQueen85 1 point2 points ago

I always thought you was crazy, but now I see...you're nuts!

[–]MacaRonin 0 points1 point ago

HA! Nutsack!

[–]gynoceros 0 points1 point ago

It's not the bisuits bugging me, it's the flaky layers.

[–]Ponch316 0 points1 point ago

[–]gbot26 0 points1 point ago

I thought the box said 'Grandads'. EWWW

[–]vellyr 0 points1 point ago

Why does nobody seem bothered by the fact that they're just hanging out like that on the shelf in the grocery store? Do cans of dough just spontaneously burst open sometimes?

[–]relates_to_my_dick 0 points1 point ago

That where I left those...

[–]an_illiterate_ox 0 points1 point ago

Biscuiballs...

Testipastry...

shit, I got nothing.

[–]WalrusMaximus 0 points1 point ago

Probably from the heat.

[–]CircumcisedSpine 0 points1 point ago

Mmm... biscuits and sausage gravy.

My father does 'em the best.

[–]meanttodothat 0 points1 point ago

+1 for the pic and not shopping at walmart

[–]tylerdurden77 0 points1 point ago

makes you wonder what's in the can, doesn't it?

[–]Anaxan 0 points1 point ago

What if our nuts were separated like this, and we could move them like toes.

[–]crumb_buckets 1 point2 points ago

You are a naughty lil biscuit aren't you?

[–]FutonSpecialOps 0 points1 point ago

10/$10 would bang

[–]eviltrollwizard 0 points1 point ago

I knew those things where unsafe. We're just lucky nobody lost an eye!

[–]Lalisaco 0 points1 point ago

Is that bread, or biscuit dough in a can? I've never seen such a thing! Absolutely astounded.

Edit: Apparently I can't spell.

[–]Nosfermarki 0 points1 point ago

An older woman that I work with likes to tell the tech guy to fix stuff or she'll kick him in his biscuits. It's now my favorite phrase.

[–]niiives 0 points1 point ago

the top post on reddit is dough that looks like balls. all right everybody shut it down, reddit had a good run

[–]j00jy 0 points1 point ago

You know what? I DO got some big biscuits!

[–]TheSociopath 0 points1 point ago

WHO IS BUYING TEN OF THESE???

[–]Jayx 0 points1 point ago

I think the best course of action opposed to taking a picture to post on the internet would have been to tell a store clerk, but you know....

[–]wattafuh 0 points1 point ago

I read that as grandads and it was even funnier for some reason.

[–]you_wont_read_this 1 point2 points ago

"grands", indeed.

[–]SirBenjamin -1 points0 points ago

HAHA BALLS!

[–]Catch22af 0 points1 point ago

huh ho

[–]modka 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh...those boys are free of the can. Like switching from briefs to boxers.

[–]MyMegaGame 0 points1 point ago

Let's look at this another way, It's a heart! ;D

[–]nopokejoke 0 points1 point ago

Those biscuits were sitting too long. If you let them sit too long, they reach puberty.

[–]john2kxx 0 points1 point ago

I'm always afraid of that little explosion when you crack those things open. Heart attack in a can.

[–]G-lain 0 points1 point ago

DAE read 'Grands' as 'Grandads'?

[–]MagicalLlama 0 points1 point ago

Flaky Layers....

[–]rcmolloy 0 points1 point ago

Thats a ballsack alright

[–]LilMerm8 0 points1 point ago

My kittehs make biscuits

[–]HisHighNes 0 points1 point ago

Those balls are smooth as eggs

[–]jmcstar 0 points1 point ago

just like the real thing.. including flaky layers

[–]lock_and_dock 0 points1 point ago

Hah balls, haha

[–]dhicks3 0 points1 point ago

[–]bisensual 0 points1 point ago

I'm frankly surprised this didn't start with "it's so hot in ______, this happened"

[–]rmalik007 0 points1 point ago

Come on dough!

[–]pointsoutcommercials 0 points1 point ago

This is a commercial.

[–]Tiger_Fister 0 points1 point ago

First glance, it looked like the container said Gnads!

[–]tokenwoken 0 points1 point ago

This needs a NSFW tag

[–]Arkhampatient 0 points1 point ago

-I feel like baking something. -Really, what you feel like baking? -DEEZ NUTS!

[–]britazing 0 points1 point ago

Jesus, I read that as GrandDAD's flaky layers... D:

[–]WhalePIMP 0 points1 point ago

Might wanna get tested, they're all flaky

[–]Dunabu 0 points1 point ago

OH GOD. SOMEBODY SAVE HIM. PILLSBURY FUCKING PACKAGED THE DOUGHBOY.

CHECK HIS VITALS. POKE HIS BALLS AND WAIT FOR IT.

[–]Lookatme7 1 point2 points ago

Worst part is it says flaky so does that mean the balls are flaky????

[–]TiMiWi 0 points1 point ago

Balls!!! Yipeee?

[–]MrAgoo 0 points1 point ago

Did you tickle it? Please tell me you tickled it.

[–]chefjustin 0 points1 point ago

Oh I get it! They look like testicles!

[–]Ironn 0 points1 point ago

Opening the biscuit can was one of my favorite childhood moments.

[–]bluesox 1 point2 points ago

Glans!

[–]AguyWithflippyHair 1 point2 points ago

The joke is balls, right?

[–]FreshExpress 0 points1 point ago

This exact brand/item is about 3.99 regular price, 2.99 advertised special at the supermarket I work at in HI

[–]llblyndll 0 points1 point ago

"Grands Flakey Layers" oh god that did not help. ew. how does it flake? im assuming it meant grandfathers, i guess if they get REALLY dry...

[–]bambambi 1 point2 points ago

I’d be happy to begin peeling away at those flaky layers.

[–]wtfwjd014 0 points1 point ago

You got some cheap biscuits.

[–]kamucho 1 point2 points ago

Glands

[–]blueruckus 0 points1 point ago

Companies and their political statements these days.

[–]BananaRetro 0 points1 point ago

I'm not even going to lie..When I looked at this and then went to read the package I thought it said "Gnads". I looked again and immediately face palmed.

YUP.

[–]treymdnc 0 points1 point ago

I wonder what kind of "biscuits" that would make? Looooooong droopy ones or tight, brainy ones?

[–]Hydrolicious 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting to see some tits.

iamdisappoint.jpg

[–]mshadow1023 0 points1 point ago

DEEZ BUNZ!!

[–]mommy2libras 0 points1 point ago

That is a really good price.

No, really.....

[–]Sadeyedladywah 0 points1 point ago

Must have have been hot as balls in that store.

[–]GeneralWarshington 0 points1 point ago

I have always wondered why Yosemite Sam said 'My biscuits are burnin'', did Warner Brothers somehow retrieve this picture from the past? because the phrase makes perfect sense and is hilarious to me now.