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[–][deleted] 414 points415 points ago

am i the only one who realizes that this came from kevin hart?

[–]heretoplay 128 points129 points ago

But was it done in the medium of four panels on instagram? That's what really matters.

[–]sfoxy 10 points11 points ago

lets just be happy all four panels were consequential.

[–]A_glorious_dawn 28 points29 points ago

"I don't know if you know this.... But, uhmm..."

[–]NytFantom 14 points15 points ago

"...bewbs."

[–]KillerOs13 3 points4 points ago

Where the hell did that fad come from anyway? It's the laziest way of making an image macro... you know, besides QuickMeme.

[–]WatchYourTone 1 point2 points ago

Or recontext of ecards.

[–]CitizenPremier -3 points-2 points ago

Nigga, what the fuck is instagram? Everyone on Reddit is on about it today.

[–]IUsedToBeAPygmy 0 points1 point ago

at least I now know it's okay to say nigga. I'll be trying it out today, see how it goes.

[–]lynxman89 0 points1 point ago

Man, unless you somehow prove you're black, all the other white people will assume you're white and downvote you because of how offensive that might be to someone else.

[–]IUsedToBeAPygmy 0 points1 point ago

[–]takennickname 21 points22 points ago

Do you think you're the only one who realizes that this came from Kevin Hart? Trust your gut feeling. I think you will find it to be correct.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

"a sip of my goddamn juice... you are somethin' else"

[–]Tenora_Dante34 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who hasn't understood a single thing I've read here in this submission and the associated comments?

[–]Batmaners 1 point2 points ago

I watched all of Kevin's shows on Netflix last weekend. I had seen a few videos on YouTube, but holy shit, he blew me away.

I thought he was going to be the typical Black humorist, with loads of material unrelatable to white people (see: Tyler Perry), but he manages to make me laugh consistently.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

he's fantastic for a multi-racial audience. he's my personal favorite comedian, right alongside donald glover

[–]ArtThouAgitated -1 points0 points ago

I don't keep up with Hart's material. I've never heard this joke, so I thank OP and the black dude.

[–]Cletus_VanDamme 111 points112 points ago

Seems the general consensus of all the comments is, "Fuck you OP."

[–]StopReadingMyUser 56 points57 points ago

[–]armstad 33 points34 points ago

[–]BenignZombie 6 points7 points ago

I like how it starts to glow at the end.

[–]Viking_Quest 4 points5 points ago

Ahhh always refreshing to see this gif. I always expect the 10/10 or th upvote one this is a new awesome.

[–]armstad 3 points4 points ago

You never know what you will get with that one. Always pays to stay till the end

[–]Woftles 1 point2 points ago

[–]DomoCuervo -1 points0 points ago

[–]wondernuggets -1 points0 points ago

Ok

...Ok

ok

ok

[–]Bryz_ 241 points242 points ago

[–]zShwagg 68 points69 points ago

[–]stb14808 63 points64 points ago

[–]whathefuckisreddit 63 points64 points ago

[–]BulkVanderhuge 20 points21 points ago

[–]shaftdestroyer 10 points11 points ago

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[–]RelaxingThought 20 points21 points ago

[–]Recon210 43 points44 points ago

Bad OP

[–]Alexbo8138 106 points107 points ago

This is not Facebook. Please avoid idiotic format.

[–]swth 5 points6 points ago

WE MUST STOP THIS NOW

[–]stacecom 18 points19 points ago

Isn't this a tumblr thing?

[–]brsp25 18 points19 points ago

[–]IHaveAScatFetishAMA 15 points16 points ago

They'd just use GIFs where the text doesn't match the lip sync.

[–]Alexbo8138 5 points6 points ago

Correct. They gif everything without cause.

[–]11235813_ 4 points5 points ago

Because "ITS A PICTURE THAT MOVES OMG"

[–]Alexbo8138 2 points3 points ago

Annoying Facebook girl meme

[–]11235813_ 1 point2 points ago

Except with darker blue for Tumblr.

[–]MadAboutMickey 0 points1 point ago

Instagram thing.

[–]Cumberlandspaceman 5 points6 points ago

I'm just glad it's not one of those things about Adalia Rose or about how girls need to stop being slutty.

[–]Alexbo8138 2 points3 points ago

Those need to stop too.

[–]Cumberlandspaceman -1 points0 points ago

I agree.

[–]seanymartin 0 points1 point ago

It's the twitter link that makes me mad.

[–]Alexbo8138 -1 points0 points ago

I didn't notice. Even worse.

[–]DragonSpawn -3 points-2 points ago

Guess you're going to be the one to tell /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu nobody's allowed to put any series of images in a 4-panel layout anymore.

[–]Alexbo8138 2 points3 points ago

I stay away from there. Rage comics aren't my cup of tea. And this is different than that.

Reddit: At least we aren't 9gag or Facebook.

[–]sfoxy -1 points0 points ago

even they have standards.

[–]DragonSpawn 0 points1 point ago

I'm not saying anything about acceptable, I just think it's ridiculous that any content in a 4-panel format is subject to abuse regardless of context. But hey, keep doing your hivemind thing. Not like I can stop you.

[–]Abezilla116 0 points1 point ago

Just don't use f7u12 in an example as their mediocrity isn't part of the hive mind. That subreddit really does suck as much of their humor is reposts of reposts and if not its copies of those reposts, and lets not forget that f7u12 is pretty much just a rage comic live journal.

[–]f3tch 19 points20 points ago

Facebook crap

Stolen joke

Punch line in title

-3/10

[–]seamammalian 53 points54 points ago

To be fair, cannibalism is pretty offensive.

[–]CannibalIowa 0 points1 point ago

Says who?

[–]TheOneWhoKnocksBitch 34 points35 points ago

Who the fuck upvotes this bullshit? For real, this joke is overused. Taken straight off facebook, and it's not even funny.

[–]seanymartin 48 points49 points ago

How'd this get passed r/new?

[–]oatmealfoot 22 points23 points ago

Some bonehead must've past it along

[–]EmperorNortonI 4 points5 points ago

Just wait... your comment karma is on its way...

[–]luptonicedtea -5 points-4 points ago

Passed*

[–]bejeavis 7 points8 points ago

woosh

[–]pakman5391 4 points5 points ago

I'm pretty sure this was from a Kevin Hart stand up act

[–]Iknifecuzimgay 10 points11 points ago

OP get your ass in this tread so I can yell at you directly. Cancer posting Facebook shit.

[–]TigerWylde 2 points3 points ago

And I too - wish to yell at you directly OP

[–]GrammarLibertine 55 points56 points ago

[–]TrickyWon 17 points18 points ago

It's the black Carlos Mencia.

[–]AA72ON -2 points-1 points ago

I agree

[–]shadowplyr 2 points3 points ago

link to video?

[–]WeLoveKanjimari 5 points6 points ago

There was a significantly better version of this posted the other day.

It, too, was tumblr retard-spam ripping content directly from a comedian, but the faces and poses he made were just absolutely perfect.

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[–]shadowdude777 3 points4 points ago

Surprising it took until 7 minutes ago for someone to say this.

[–]ZapActions-dower 1 point2 points ago

Look at that OP putting the punchline in the title. Like he owns the place.

[–]TheOneFreeMan77 4 points5 points ago

You know we voted to remove eCards can we vote to remove instagram 4 panel shit too?

[–]dergster 0 points1 point ago

decent joke, despite being older than the internet itself, but for the love of god cut it out with this fucking 4 frame facebook shit

[–]drosengix 2 points3 points ago

You should have written the title in all caps so that no one missed the punchline before they read the fucking thing.

[–]duckstaped 0 points1 point ago

OP, sometimes not getting past /r/new saves you from what you are now seeing :(

[–]reneepussman 0 points1 point ago

OP is a faggot.

[–]ZeusJuice 0 points1 point ago

This same joke has been made in the same format by so many other idiots this is getting ridiculous.

[–]AllDizzle 0 points1 point ago

I must hate this guy because the stupid faces he is making are pissing me off.

[–]howtojump 0 points1 point ago

If I wanted to see this tumblr shit, I wouldn't be on reddit.

[–]m_clark4 0 points1 point ago

Is anyone else getting tired of seeing these stupid four panels. I can't wait for this fad to end.

[–]JSA17 3 points4 points ago

Dwight Howard makes these now?

[–]steakmane 5 points6 points ago

This is actually from a Katt Williams skit, hold a moment while I find a link.

Edit: Ugh, all I can find is this twitter update with the joke. Having trouple finding that exact quote from his stand up.

It was Kevin Hart.

[–]Ganymede15 0 points1 point ago

Deliver!!

[–]buttcheeky 1 point2 points ago

This is an incredibly old joke

[–]Azarjan 1 point2 points ago

Wait, am I on Facebook?

[–]SarkastikAmbassador 1 point2 points ago

These four frame thingamajigs are quite popular with the kiddos these days...

[–]saco113 -1 points0 points ago

say that on facebook should have took it for those 600 karma

[–]monkeybanana14 -1 points0 points ago

"You suck" -Reddit

[–]suckitall -1 points0 points ago

Racist cannibalism is never funny.

[–]ClassyAlpha 0 points1 point ago

If i new this picture would get me 800 karma, i would have posted it a month ago, when we all first saw it.

[–]blakeready710 -1 points0 points ago

My brother is wearing that same exact shirt right now

[–]smartguy1125 0 points1 point ago

This takes the cake for the amount of times one quote can be used with different images, now including panels.

[–]JesusMcTastyloving 0 points1 point ago

I heard this joke on Comedy Central, and if it was on Comedy Central, it was already an old joke.

[–]TigerWylde 1 point2 points ago

putting punchlines in the title - like he owns the sub reddit.. pfft

[–]gypsy_kinks 0 points1 point ago

eating cracker like a boss?

[–]SqueeStarcraft 1 point2 points ago

He's actually eating white people. That's why it's offensive.

[–]Kayoh44 1 point2 points ago

He is an ugly man

[–]grantly0711 0 points1 point ago

nah

[–]mnkyman 0 points1 point ago

I don't think many people get away with eating white people in a place they don't own.

[–]cocobabbs -1 points0 points ago

Idk why, but this made me laugh harder than I have all week.

So thanks..hoptowngurl09..or dude in the photo?? Kevin Hart? Not sure who to thank..

[–]itwascookies 0 points1 point ago

Why is this garbage being upvoted?

[–]Owitb 0 points1 point ago

Holy fuck. Not only is this a stolen joke, you gave away the punchline in the title and you used the shitty format to get around telling a text joke with pictures. Bra-fucking-vo.

[–]dabezian 1 point2 points ago

Taking an old ecard and replacing "bitch" with "nigga" because you're not female but black. Yes. But this is original.

[–]Pandaluv579 -1 points0 points ago

sooo true!!!! i would know

[–]GanglarToronto 0 points1 point ago

This wasnt funny

[–]literatus -1 points0 points ago

It's okay, OP. I liked it. /pat pat

[–]express123 0 points1 point ago

[–]alanraguirre 0 points1 point ago

Someone put an end to this!

[–]arkroyale 0 points1 point ago

why the long neck in the 4th frame

[–]kingWiLson822 0 points1 point ago

The only thing I've ever seen on facebook before reddit. what's happening to us?

[–]jereddit 0 points1 point ago

Oh good god,this had me crying laughing

[–]breakcharmer 0 points1 point ago

face is priceless

[–]rincewind4x2 0 points1 point ago

the exact opposite applies to your crush "wow, look at the way she grinds every guy on the dance-floor, she's such a kind loving person"

[–]Roxxer 0 points1 point ago

I hate these.

[–]Hayn0002 0 points1 point ago

So Reddit says they hate these pictures, yet upvote them when they're posted?

[–]gizry 0 points1 point ago

Repost or not, it does explain r/politics, fox news, etc...

[–]Sgt_Soggybottoms 1 point2 points ago

oh so /r/funny is stealing jokes from comedians now? i guess the carlos mencia phase was unavoidable

[–]AlphaMelon 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it. Is this supposed to be funny?

[–]eamantite 0 points1 point ago

Maybe if we take funny shit that other people say, and place it over photos of ourselves, we'll give the illusion there might be some semblance of personality, and not just a collection of quotes from other people. Maybe.

[–]GoddardGaming 0 points1 point ago

niggers make me sick. actin like they can afford crackers

[–]UNEification 0 points1 point ago

Is there a video of this somewhere? I know it's also an ecard and a kevin hart thing, but I mean of this guy. I'd like a chuckle.

[–]eckliptic 1 point2 points ago

Honestly, if he's eating white people at my house I'd be pretty pissed as well

[–]Bardinoc14 0 points1 point ago

Really Reddit? Why the hell is this bullshit on the Front Page? I trusted you to give me good quality shit and you give me this? I believed in you...

[–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

dont worry good sir - I shall save you from downvotes! I support you!

[–]MTGandP -1 points0 points ago

I don't see why everyone hates the format. It's still funny.

But I do have something important to say:

Do not. Put. The freaking. Punchline. In. The freaking. Title.

[–]mangletron -1 points0 points ago

What is the referring to and why is it supposed to be funny?

[–]Beastly97 -1 points0 points ago

I thought we were done with this stuff.

[–]casiobeats -1 points0 points ago

am i the only one who doesn't see this as a joke but a reality about attitudes? how many reddit posts are there where there is a picture of a girl and she doesn't meet redditry standards? things like "oh look at her, she looks so stuck up! i bet all she cares about is money, the bitch!" so yes, when you hate a group, you will take anything as a jumping board to spread your hate.

[–]Rammage 1 point2 points ago

I've never seen this before and I enjoyed it :)

[–]herpmanderpstein 0 points1 point ago

woah i saw this on facebook like a week ago and now it's on reddit...thats not what it should be

[–]MaiaAriadneC -1 points0 points ago

I've seen this on Facebook...done by multiple people. Wtf Reddit.

[–]redsthename -2 points-1 points ago

def not original, BUT applies to my life at the moment, so upvote

[–]Countryb0i2m -2 points-1 points ago

Did this even need pictures? I feel like this would still be funny with out the random black guy making faces.

[–]Koolaidstory -1 points0 points ago

not funny the first time.

[–]Mattyice318 -2 points-1 points ago

It's not original. It's not a good format. But it was funny and it made me laugh

[–]smokes_degrass 0 points1 point ago

oh hey this black tumblr turd that made this thinks he made the joke

[–]Im_honest_okay 0 points1 point ago

Why does shit like this even get past 5 upvotes? (not really asking for a response, so STFU)

[–]CerealMen -3 points-2 points ago

Dude, I saw this on facebook a week ago. That's right, FACEBOOK BEFORE REDDIT. IT DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT.

THIS PLANET IS HARD TO LIVE ON.