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[–]robotizer 6 points7 points ago

People are scary!

[–]Rc591323 5 points6 points ago

They really are. My brother and I (both redditors) are writing a book on how to escape a party when people-phobia gets really bad.

[–]Cralineleader[S] 1 point2 points ago

The answer is to stab them, stab them with forks.

[–]Rc591323 1 point2 points ago

Well........ Ok

[–]robotizer 1 point2 points ago

It's called Anthropophobia - "fear of man"

[–]Rc591323 0 points1 point ago

Wow. I can't believe I didn't know that. Thanks.

[–]FecalFunBunny 0 points1 point ago

They are at first, and then you meet them, talk to them. After that, you have the desire to cleanse all of them with sword and fire because of how much people can hurt your brain with their stupidity and self centric arrogance. I am not scared of them as much as I am scared of what I will become should I listen to my natural responses.

[–]sirkingsleyz 0 points1 point ago

what about the big scary ball of fire in the sky?

[–]rx_8 0 points1 point ago

If I got a penny for every time a redditor went outside, I'd still be broke.