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[–]FrenchGeek 108 points109 points ago

...

So, I need a mp3 player with a set of decent speakers, an IR sensor, and a creaking/cracking glass sound effects library ...

[–]Shiki_Senri 77 points78 points ago

...

So, I need a mp3 player with a set of decent speakers, an IR sensor, and a creaking/cracking glass sound effects library ...

I guess that would be effective, you would shit yourself. And that is probably why you went there in the first place.

[–]justkevin 53 points54 points ago

This room solves the problem it creates.

[–]reeln166a 25 points26 points ago

synergy

[–]DrMsTheLazySamurai 3 points4 points ago

Not just for constipated Acrophobes!

[–]raping_horsefucker66 246 points247 points ago

[–]I_ATE_A_REPUBLICAN 22 points23 points ago

This is the first time I've seen this gif outside of WTF and it's never been more appropriate.

[–]NoneTheKaiser 35 points36 points ago

This GIF is perfect.

[–]Mr_Mimiseku 3 points4 points ago

Italian Spider-Man. All my wats.

[–]DefinitelyPositive 0 points1 point ago

Excellent.

[–]pikacz 1 point2 points ago

young James May?

[–]sharked 87 points88 points ago

it would feel so rewarding if you could watch your crap fall to the bottom of that shaft.

[–]tangeroo2 48 points49 points ago

and it would be so frustrating when it gets stuck to the side of the wall and you can't clean it off!

[–]beadsarenotcheap 2 points3 points ago

Don't ruin this for me!

[–]illogibot 11 points12 points ago

I say this idea, with a hologram of space invaders in the shaft.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

if we're really doing holograms, why not have a real-sized aliens climbing up the shaft as soon as someone sits on the toilet?

[–]Curious_Ape 4 points5 points ago

[–]snowpony 0 points1 point ago

Sadly the first thing I thought was, damn, too bad there aren't clear plastic tubes for all the plumbing, winding their way down the elevator shaft like a hampster-tube waterslide hahaha...

[–]philippo1130 33 points34 points ago

That's one way to scare the shit out of me.

[–]golfr26 21 points22 points ago

[–]Machesis 28 points29 points ago

I wanna know how they change those light bulbs.

[–]ForumWarrior 9 points10 points ago

if they're LED lights, they probably never change them.

[–]FoaL 8 points9 points ago

light emitting diode lights.

[–]gerrettheferrett 15 points16 points ago

This actually is not redundant.

What type of lights?

Lights that utilize light emitting diodes. LED lights.

[–]cptjmshook 52 points53 points ago

[–]Nebakanezzer 3 points4 points ago

oh man, nostolgiagasm

must find dvd now

[–]squarezero 1 point2 points ago

must find dvd torrent now

FTFY

[–]Nebakanezzer 0 points1 point ago

I actually meant buy the dvd.

I know.

it's like on Halloween when that one neighbor who isn't going to be home puts out a bowl of candy by their door that says "take one" and somebody actually takes just one

[–]UnderTheMud 20 points21 points ago

Could you imagine doing your business when slowly the lights from the bottom of the shaft start to go out one-by-one, the void creeping up slowly until the bathroom light flickers out with a hiss, leaving you in total darkness when suddenly you hear glass beginning to crack so you try to keep yourself composed as you slither to where to door should be to find that the handle and jamb are inexplicably missing and you stand there experiencing the strangest vertigo you've ever felt when you hear the shrill scream of someone about to die before you realize the harrowing sound of life ending is originating from your own lips after being withdrawn from the recesses of your very soul? Could you imagine that?

:D Ok, Goodnight everybody!

[–]rudy15 2 points3 points ago

Bricks will be shaft.

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[–]45DayThrowaway -1 points0 points ago

Clapper. That is all.

[–]SuperGandolf6 17 points18 points ago

Fuck. That.

[–]ShwnStrmn 8 points9 points ago

It would be so awesome if they turned the lights off in the shaft. While someone is midshit you turn the lights on.

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[–]007T 2 points3 points ago

15 stories, so about 150 feet.

[–]lust4life 0 points1 point ago

That's what she said.

[–]unsurebutwilling[!] 7 points8 points ago

wrong bathroom to trip on anything

[–]nubswag 10 points11 points ago

yeah I agree, I wouldn't want to trip on any psychedelics in that bathroom.

[–]shanekg45 5 points6 points ago

Dont drop your Nokia!!!!

[–]tguize 10 points11 points ago

Definite fix for constipation.

[–]jk01 9 points10 points ago

NOPE

[–]Berne9 6 points7 points ago

NOPE

[–]WashburnRocks 2 points3 points ago

Just needs some fake 'initial' cracks to really finish the illusion...

[–]TheyCallMeBasedGod 2 points3 points ago

Think of the money saved on laxatives.

[–]AlbatrossNecklace 4 points5 points ago

Look down, shit complete.

[–]icantfindatag 3 points4 points ago

No thanks, I'll hold it in.

[–]Crazyants 2 points3 points ago

Answers I would have also accepted; Bathroom above elevator shaft with Plastic floor

[–]IloveN64 3 points4 points ago

Quickest shit of your life

[–]blade2000 2 points3 points ago

This was posted last month!

[–]albatrawesome 0 points1 point ago

There was a period of about a week, probably a month or so back, where this picture was posted at least 10 times.

[–]GimmeGravyFries 2 points3 points ago

This was posted what, a week and a half ago to pics?

Edit: http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/RRcvI.jpg

[–]TheFeedingHand 1 point2 points ago

Man, good thing all of the remaining redditors saw this post then, and re-upvoted it a second time! Where would we be without reposts, lameshit.

[–]DistortedWaffle 1 point2 points ago

I remember when this picture was posted like 10 times in one fucking day

[–]TreeRifik -4 points-3 points ago

Seriously, how many times have I seen this picture on reddit? Too many is the answer. Far too many.

[–]lackofbiscuits 35 points36 points ago

I've never seen it before! :)

[–]Wanrenmi 2 points3 points ago

NOPE.

[–]Pycckuu 1 point2 points ago

I would shit myself.

[–]MegLikesKegs 1 point2 points ago

It's a good thing you're already in a bathroom then.

[–]Shey16 1 point2 points ago

If looking down an elevator shaft doesn't make you pinch one off in record time, I don't know what will.

[–]jollytrolley 0 points1 point ago

Guess I won't be needing that coffee.

[–]SamuelBiggs 0 points1 point ago

If you have constipation, just look down.

[–]Xcon2 1 point2 points ago

I'd hate to wander in there in a drunken state..

[–]Bushels_for_All 0 points1 point ago

... and not a shit was shat.

[–]kipumab 0 points1 point ago

Now i can shit myself on the toilet!

[–]hanjoba 0 points1 point ago

Good thing the toilets there for when i shit myself.

[–]tazunemono 1 point2 points ago

So where is this?

[–]guitardan81 1 point2 points ago

Fuck everything about this (I hate heights).

[–]superretardman 0 points1 point ago

But it would help with constipation!

[–]LarcieJar 1 point2 points ago

Not only no, but FUCK no!

[–]SkudMissile 1 point2 points ago

You're fucked if the toilet breaks. Porcelain turns glass into tissue paper.

[–]iamUberPro -1 points0 points ago

At least it would make pooping easier.

[–]GhostdadUC -1 points0 points ago

Or so they would want you to think.

[–]apetross -1 points0 points ago

abandoned shaft, rings close to home :(

[–]Perpetuum 1 point2 points ago

"The feeling of weakness in my legs tends to help me take a dump"

[–]Sromotny 0 points1 point ago

Fuck that! I'm shitting outside!

[–]rattlemebones 0 points1 point ago

They shouldn't have any lights in the shaft... just cold, endless, fucking scary darkness

[–]johnjohn76 0 points1 point ago

Well that would scare the shit out of me...

[–]iamdevour 0 points1 point ago

All my want.

[–]Fanvarg 0 points1 point ago

Id shit myself.

[–]MarshManOriginal 0 points1 point ago

What if the glass broke?

[–]swagless 3 points4 points ago

Plummet to your death obviously. Anymore brain bustas?

[–]Dann01 0 points1 point ago

they built it in the right place BECAUSE I WOULD POOP!

[–]JamacanMeBacon 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure I've seen this a few times in the past, and it just came up recently as well.

[–]yayjinaz 0 points1 point ago

Would not go in

[–]mellomeg 0 points1 point ago

It makes me nervous just looking at that picture.

[–]banjocornbread 0 points1 point ago

As an overweight woman... Nope.

[–]serend1pity 0 points1 point ago

Water go down the hooooooooole...

[–]corncrazy 0 points1 point ago

I just knew the comments would be even better then the picture.

[–]Mr_Mimiseku 0 points1 point ago

I would shit here. And I would like it.

[–]kokonkokon99 0 points1 point ago

The first thing that popped into my mind when i say this was, "How the fuck do you flush that thing?"

[–]DeeKayBee 0 points1 point ago

On second thought.. I don't have to pee that bad after all!

[–]sigma6deltaalpha 0 points1 point ago

At a height like that, taking a dump would certainly be easier...

[–]terrymr 0 points1 point ago

No slimy doom !

[–]UiritheGuri 0 points1 point ago

SO DEEP

[–]SeaTwertle 0 points1 point ago

Unfortunately, I wouldn't make it to the toilet before I shat myself.

[–]SoiledSatchel 0 points1 point ago

I'm just glad the sewage pipe isn't clear.

[–]DeadricPrince 0 points1 point ago

I think this would be a good bathroom, because if i was constipated I would look down a shit myself.

[–]Pikmin03 1 point2 points ago

Repost but yet so much points

[–]Capn_Mission 1 point2 points ago

I like that they have installed lights in the shaft itself so that a bathroom using individual can see the depth of the shaft. However, I think the shaft lights ought to be on a delay. Only 60 seconds after a person enters the room should the shaft lights turn on. I think that would entertain first time visitors to this bathroom.

[–]phil8248 0 points1 point ago

Gee this is only the 9th or 10th time I've seen this.

[–]CaptainFabulous93 0 points1 point ago

There goes my constipation.

[–]ChronoGawd 0 points1 point ago

I would shit myself.

[–]MUCH_LOVE_4_CATZ 1 point2 points ago

That would scare the shit out of me

[–]MeGusta7861 0 points1 point ago

holy shit

[–]nickateen 0 points1 point ago

You'll shit. Even if you don't have to.

[–]jetfool 1 point2 points ago

What are you supposed to do, terror poop?

[–]iEatMaPoo 0 points1 point ago

I guess that's the place i would want to be if i was shitting bricks from fear

[–]hotsoup4u888 0 points1 point ago

I dont know about you guys but i would like to see me shit falling down the elevator shaft

[–]Darkersun 1 point2 points ago

Imagine if you looked down and saw someone climbing up the shaft.

[–]Dakroon1 0 points1 point ago

Finally, a toilet with no splash.

[–]Shabashco 1 point2 points ago

i would get too scared and try to make a 3 point shot from the door

[–]wigels 0 points1 point ago

defiantly need a carpet

[–]lalit008 0 points1 point ago

This is pretty awesome. I mean as long as I know the floor is safe, I wouldn't mind having this installed. I can already see myself taking many philosophical shits with this underneath my feet.

[–]Acoustic_Oil 0 points1 point ago

Of all the rooms to put above an abandoned elevator shaft. Why a bathroom?

[–]sb490 0 points1 point ago

I've been pooping and dropped my laptop. My point is, nope.

[–]KmKz_NiNjA 1 point2 points ago

Nope!

[–]righteous4131 0 points1 point ago

I would get a raging boner every time I poop. Then the schlong would touch the bowl, and we just can't have that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

My cat would never go in there.

[–]MichelleMorgan5 0 points1 point ago

good thing it's a bathroom, I'd definitely shit myself.

[–]Praj101 0 points1 point ago

Makes me wonder if somewhere at the bottom of the shaft there's a door where a creepy old janitor sits and watches you poop.

[–]Kulhu 0 points1 point ago

Forget the height and glass breaking issue, wouldn't this thing be slippery?

[–]rip_commonsense 0 points1 point ago

wow, that'll make you shit

[–]Litruv 0 points1 point ago

R-R-R-R-R-Repost

[–]Banyo 0 points1 point ago

Now you can have the shit scared out of you.

Efficient pooping.

[–]HustlerThug 0 points1 point ago

You shit bricks every time you get in there.

[–]DracoOculus 0 points1 point ago

Fuck that shit. I would never be caught on that. You could 'assure' me that its ok. Still. Fuck that shit.

[–]itsthatgirljennifer 0 points1 point ago

NOPE!!

[–]awkward__moments 0 points1 point ago

NOPE!

[–]schroedingersmeerkat 0 points1 point ago

My first thought: How often would I have to clean the floor because of all the footprints?

[–]DracoXul 0 points1 point ago

Here is an alternate view of the elevator shaft ..

http://i.imgur.com/wF7PJ.jpg

[–]Never_getsIt 0 points1 point ago

Man that would scare the shit out of me!

[–]oWNYo 0 points1 point ago

If you found this on the internet we already seen it

[–]ForeverABro 1 point2 points ago

nope

[–]IamPaultastic 0 points1 point ago

At least you are strategically located if, looking down, you feel the urge to shit your pants.

[–]fiskeben 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't shit my pants here.

[–]TardisMechanic 0 points1 point ago

Trick is the fear makes you crap better

[–]gruso 0 points1 point ago

[–]KiraShevanel 0 points1 point ago

I would crap myself...

[–]agoMiST 0 points1 point ago

The amount of people that believe this is an actual elevator shaft is kinda disturbing...

It's an illusion

Here's how to make one...

[–]HighLigerBimBam 0 points1 point ago

Optical illusion, i have seen before. Thers no shaft.

[–]xxaureliusxx 0 points1 point ago

I don't have to go anymore....ever

[–]implyingiusereddit 0 points1 point ago

At least there's a place to shit myself from fear.

[–]Miginty 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure that it's an optical illusion and not an actual shaft

http://www.llund.com/botpit.htm

[–]eb_went_to_pixley 0 points1 point ago

Now that's what I call a 'poop chute'.

[–]hylty 1 point2 points ago

I have a sudden urge to play minecraft.

[–]avenging_sword 0 points1 point ago

All I can think about are the spiders. If it's an abandoned elevator shaft, then there will likely be spiders in it. And they will eventually make webs, likely in the highest corners of the shaft, where the bathroom is. So eventually you'll be trying to poop and there will be nasty-ass spiders just inches from you, and you can do nothing to get rid of them.

Yeeesh.

[–]slm35910 0 points1 point ago

So you can scare the shit out of yourself?

[–]PATATAMOUS 0 points1 point ago

I can see it now. Absolute worst case scenario. Really obese person owns that apartment goes to take a crap, toilet breakes off the wall because of the weight. Now he is on the floor which has cracked but now is covered in poop and water, the man tries not to move as every subtle movement causes the cracks to spread. As he shuffles himself to the door the floor gives way and now a wet poo covered man is falling down an abondaned elevator shaft never to be seen again.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Bathroom? Where's the bath?

[–]Shadzta 0 points1 point ago

Certainly helps when shitting yourself.

[–]AntoineSanis 0 points1 point ago

It's to scare the shit out of you!

[–]mcmuffin000 0 points1 point ago

The floor scares the shit out of me.

[–]EPICMON 0 points1 point ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!

[–]BrokenAviators 0 points1 point ago

It's all well and good until you get out of the shower, look down and see slender man standing at the bottom of the shaft.

[–]Millieee -1 points0 points ago

I'd hold it!

[–]dashikiman 0 points1 point ago

well i sure as shit could no do so there

[–]rrenauww 0 points1 point ago

not fun enough i would love if i could see my poop fall in the elevator shaft all the way to the bottom of it splattering against the walls in a loud gross sound.

[–]TheFatKing25 0 points1 point ago

Next they'll have elevators with glass roofs

[–]dwstevensyr 1 point2 points ago

Nope

[–]Bullshit_Repost -3 points-2 points ago

Repost....

[–]ThisIsARepostYouSay 6 points7 points ago

[–]ekaceerf 1 point2 points ago

I only care when the original poster claims they own it

[–]SwanGnBang -2 points-1 points ago

Shit level : Expert

[–]winkandthegun 0 points1 point ago

nope nope nope

[–]billydemon2 0 points1 point ago

What if a villain lived there and while taking a crap james bond came came out of the glass and started beating the shit (literally) the guy.

[–]Fleshflayer -2 points-1 points ago

Oh. This one again. Great. I wouldn't mind seeing something new, once in a while, if that's OK, but seeing old stuff is much better. Fuck new material. Seeing the same thing over and over and fucking over again is great. I hope that OP gets shit loads of awesome karma, 'cos it's a matter of life and death.

[–]technicalta -1 points0 points ago

God that's terrifying.