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[–]777TheOneAndOnly777 23 points24 points ago

This scares me shitless... Amnesia the Dark Decent and Slenderman combined aren't as scary as this.

[–]OhSnapItsKay 10 points11 points ago

Amnesia was pretty freaking scary....I wasn't normal for a week. Every time my dog walked into my room I thought I was about to die.

[–]Gimme_Some_Sunshine -1 points0 points ago

I played through Amnesia last night for the first time and was, frankly, disappointed. It had some spooky moments, but all in all, the internet hyped it up for a whole lot of nothing.

[–]Skarmotastic 1 point2 points ago

With the lights off and with a headset? You should be curling up in a corner, full of your own piss.

[–]Gimme_Some_Sunshine 0 points1 point ago

No headset, but definitely high volume and it was about 8pm when I started so it was getting dark. I was getting light as I finished too...haha.

[–]Skarmotastic 0 points1 point ago

The headset is a must.

[–]Gimme_Some_Sunshine 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I figure it would make for a whole new experience. But again, not saying it wasn't scary at times, but I was more terrified of FEAR or Doom 3 than I ever was playing through Amnesia. And then there's Silent Hill 2 and 3. A whole lot of nope for me. Never finished them.

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[–]Skarmotastic 2 points3 points ago

I meant the corner is full of piss. Fuckin' words...

[–]Bartizan 0 points1 point ago

We all know what they meant.

[–]OhSnapItsKay 0 points1 point ago

Do you have emotions?

[–]potatoguy21 6 points7 points ago

Anybody got a link to this gif's origin?

[–]potatoguy21 0 points1 point ago

Thank you good sir!

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 11 points12 points ago

[–]Pandas23 5 points6 points ago

I'm going to be a dick and quote the rules in the sidebar:

"No...Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday."

Come on, now.

[–]Nerdsapien 3 points4 points ago

Please don't overuse this gif. Keep it innocent and true

[–]Kscharmota 2 points3 points ago

Gman on lsd

[–]arizaga02 2 points3 points ago

I have the sudden urge to kill the malaysian prime minister

[–]TomHardon 1 point2 points ago

This. This scared me. NO UPVOTE FOR YOU!! NExT!

[–]Ikarus3426 0 points1 point ago

EARLIER:

"Oh hey, it's my cake day. I should post something random Reddit likes, like colbert or bacon or something. Nah, it'll get downvoted."

If only I had the confidence....maybe next year.

[–]kiwisdontbounce 4 points5 points ago

Congrats on the cake day.

[–]quepasacontigo 3 points4 points ago

Don't encourage him/her.

[–]XxArchangelz[S] 2 points3 points ago

Thanks you too :p

[–]Ikarus3426 5 points6 points ago

Cake buddies! We should go candle shopping.

[–]XxArchangelz[S] 3 points4 points ago

Lets do this (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[–]sethsethsethseth 2 points3 points ago

I don't give a shit about your cake.

[–]nicksnare 1 point2 points ago

This was extremely well in sync with the drum and bass I'm listening too.

[–]dinkleberg92 1 point2 points ago

Any one else have Madonnas "ray of light" in their heads?

[–]arche22 0 points1 point ago

Thank you! I am glad I am not the only one...

[–]evadestruction 0 points1 point ago

this is awesome!

[–]Unsure_Of_Opinion 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

[–]jubilantjenny123 1 point2 points ago

watching this gif while listening to bonfire by knife party is just priceless xD

[–]sqwerpasaurus 0 points1 point ago

When I'm Stephen Colbert

[–]tidux 1 point2 points ago

What the hell was going on in the show when this happened?

[–]Draco705 -1 points0 points ago

Wow, and I keep hearing about people who have bad cake days.

[–]Lawd_of_Spoons 0 points1 point ago

You go on an acid trip?

[–]rebelbaserec 0 points1 point ago

He has a pretty good 2 step. He's cool in my book as long he doesn't start with the crab-core.

[–]YoureInAGhostStory 0 points1 point ago

This gif is so loud!

[–]hyattisqueen 0 points1 point ago

TIL that creepy as this gif is, it syncs up really nicely with the song Hey Mickey.

[–]drunxor 0 points1 point ago

I've had that gif in my collection for a long time now and could never think of an appropriate way to use it. Bravo

[–]BoredAndSexy 0 points1 point ago

haha. i'm listening to defcon 2011 right now and as i clicked on that mad hardstyle drop occured and the .gif matched up with it so well.

[–]StickyBunz1 -1 points0 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Just found out I have a Reddit birthday 36coms 903pts 15dys funny
Stephen Colbert + Dick Figures 0coms 0pts 24dys funny
You haven't lived until you've raved with Stephen Colbert 0coms 31pts 25dys funny
Can't.. describe.. in.. words... [x-post from gifs] 19coms 331pts 1mo funny
Technologic 0coms 26pts 3mos GifSound
It's Stephen Colbert 29coms 356pts 3mos WTF
When I finally met a Redditor in my class 11coms 40pts 4mos funny
Everybody's super Colbert raving 0coms 12pts 5mos GifSound
My reaction to doing better on a test than I expected 71coms 785pts 5mos funny
What I imagine watching Colbert on LSD must be like 11coms 97pts 5mos gifs
The longer you watch it... 20coms 102pts 6mos WTF
I have this gif from a while ago. I thought you guys might enjoy it. 30coms 409pts 7mos WTF
I... I don't even... 31coms 372pts 9mos gifs
Stephen Colbert. 44coms 193pts 1yr pics
Steven Colbert: an amazing creature 1com 24pts 1yr pics
How I felt after my first coffee. 1com 7pts 14dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]WIZARDBONER 0 points1 point ago

This strangely goes with every song I listen to.

[–]tinkleturds 0 points1 point ago

[–]bladeguitar274 0 points1 point ago

Woke up and saw this at 4 am. Guess who's not going back to sleep

[–]goldenrod 0 points1 point ago

WTF is up with Colbert?!

[–]nessface 0 points1 point ago

'the little cake' sounds so adorable. It is really quite little indeed.

edit: italics fail...

[–]zissou149 1 point2 points ago

[–]tbennett9452 -3 points-2 points ago

repost!!!

[–]Eazye91 1 point2 points ago

When will people not repost this on a cakeday

[–]frankyboy4my -5 points-4 points ago

R-r-rrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeppppppppooooooossssssstttttttt