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[–]MartMcFly 2 points3 points ago

I could watch this all day.

[–]foelopiantube 1 point2 points ago

She was going on a trip

[–]hooof_hearted 2 points3 points ago

See you next fall.

[–]ScottyDntKnow 1 point2 points ago

I don't give a crap what Newton and Physics tells me... Heavy bodies fall faster and a hell of a lot funnier

[–]GingerRanger 3 points4 points ago

It's actually funnier because fat has a lower Young's Modulus than muscle (It is less rigid) . So when a fatty falls, their body (lard) is more prone to reaching deformation that can be seen with the human eye. Chunky people actually have a lower terminal velocity because they have a larger surface area/volume to mass ratio than a skinny person. This increases air resistance, similar to a skinny guy in a wing suit falling over.

[–]ScottyDntKnow 1 point2 points ago

Awesome information, but I am still left wondering one key fact..... Do they bounce?

[–]lordrio 3 points4 points ago

As a man of large girth that has fallen from a 6 foot high deck I can assure you that...Yes we do have a bit of bounce and shit is hilarious...or so I have been told by my wonderful friends who watched on and laughed for half an hour

[–]ScottyDntKnow 1 point2 points ago

I applaud you for your shamelessness, and you also just made my day for confirming my suspicion

[–]DavidLA213 0 points1 point ago

Whatever, up vote for you

[–]el_guapazo 1 point2 points ago

This magic trick is lame. I saw how he did it.

[–]holy_handsome 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this a few times, I still love it. Anyone know if it's real surveillance footage, or just a joke?

[–]Tomical 1 point2 points ago

That dude clearly tripped her.

[–]TheTitleYourReading 8 points9 points ago

She was kind of asking for it

[–]Cats_In_Tubes 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me, or is he the one who's going the wrong way?

[–]miracle_elixir 0 points1 point ago

The gates are two-way. She is entering and he is exiting. She was just a bitch about it.

[–]YM_Industries -3 points-2 points ago

Repost!