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[–]5oclockRxn 36 points37 points ago

Clarkson non-twitter post outside of r/TopGear ??

There is still hope...

[–]Drawtaru 3 points4 points ago

I'm watching Top Gear right now.

[–]larsbrunsvold 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure this is the episode when they convert cars into trains

[–]pancakehiatt 13 points14 points ago

Some say, he gives no fucks.

[–]Fishstixxx16 12 points13 points ago

Look at all the fucks I give..... In the woooooooorld

[–]STEVE_JERKLE 18 points19 points ago

POWERRR!!

[–]L4cer8 6 points7 points ago

"Hopefully Jeremy will ease the car up the shore..." "POWEEEEEERR!!!"

[–]A_British_Gentleman 2 points3 points ago

IN THE WORRRRRRRLD.

[–]Nolti 6 points7 points ago

read the title and then his username right after.

[–]FecalTaco 1 point2 points ago

wonder if all the posts end in and...

[–]Durka_VonLind 4 points5 points ago

Clarkson won you my upvote

[–]ZeldaFlawsx 3 points4 points ago

His account is not even a month old and he has more karma then I will ever make in my entire life. He doesn't have to give any fucks.

[–]fishinfellow 4 points5 points ago

I up voted this because of Jeremy clarkson.

[–]womanisadangercat 3 points4 points ago

Wow. Jeremy Clarkson looks exactly like my grandmother. I'm not sure how I feel about this.

[–]rhubarbbus 2 points3 points ago

Some say, he gives no fucks.

[–]RHesketh 2 points3 points ago

Clarkson for Prime Minister!

[–]Hamseen 6 points7 points ago

Your username is, interesting...

[–]doctor-rockso 6 points7 points ago

I bet its a cover of his shit eating ways.

[–]Pupeteer 1 point2 points ago

I like how he still has his seat belt on.

[–]Shaneriel 1 point2 points ago

No fucks were give that day.

[–]Nicombobula 1 point2 points ago

Prolly about as many as when Hammond makes an argument about how great porsches are

[–]LaggaX 4 points5 points ago

upvoted for Mr. Clarkson.

[–]ILIEKYTEHPOOMPOOM 2 points3 points ago

YOU EAT SHIT.

[–]ismaithliomvag 0 points1 point ago

Today is not my cakeday and I DO NOT EAT SHIT.

[–]jspliff1 0 points1 point ago

But I bet you eat shit

[–]willymo 0 points1 point ago

You can have some of my cake...

[–]nick176050 0 points1 point ago

I think you eat shit.

[–]yafasil 1 point2 points ago

Today is not my cake day and... I_DO_NOT_EAT_SHIT

[–]ninja_narwhal 0 points1 point ago

I read that as "Today is not my cakeday and...I DO NOT EAT SHIT"

[–]4altar 0 points1 point ago

Today is my cake day and still look at all the fucks I don't give!

[–]Jejoisland 0 points1 point ago

That seems like you give a lot of wonderful beautiful fucks :)

[–]jereddit 0 points1 point ago

Your username...