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[–]AdjutantStormy 24 points25 points ago

Christ this gets reposted every 3 days. Give it a rest.

[–]willthetroll1097 3 points4 points ago

But what if its a legit voting campaign, and the reposts are just people stating who they support.

[–]regul -1 points0 points ago

But it's not even true. Odin fucked more frost giants than he killed.

[–]willthetroll1097 0 points1 point ago

Yes but their still not, around are they?

[–]regul 1 point2 points ago

No, cause Thor killed them all.

[–]shouldgotafalcom -2 points-1 points ago

Death by snoo snoo?

[–]regul 0 points1 point ago

Eh, most of the myths we have seem to indicate that the frost giants were the same size as the Aesir and Vanir.

[–]rohnjavere 3 points4 points ago

how many times are we going to have to see this?

[–]slipperygoose666 0 points1 point ago

Just stop

[–]ColonelRuffhouse 1 point2 points ago

This is a repost, and terrible at that. The original delivered the joke much better.

[–]sharpnylon 1 point2 points ago

Is this like the Kony 2012 shit all over again, because we all remember how bad that turned out.

[–]ErectileRage 0 points1 point ago

You mean how awesome!

[–]RascalKing403 0 points1 point ago

both eyes and winged helmet. Its Thor. There is an odin one out there, this is just trolling.

[–]Dressedw1ngs -1 points0 points ago

Repost.

[–]Lord_Voltan 0 points1 point ago

Odin would get bashed in a campaign because of his womanizing, his affinity for violence, and if some enterprising young fox news analyst got their hands on the eddas, he would be bombarded about where his eight legged horse came from. Actually, hes just like any other politician.

[–]DarthTodd 2 points3 points ago

Gooood damn it Loki!

[–]katsuya_kaiba 2 points3 points ago

"Would you want your MALE children turning into horses and being impregnated? I know I wouldn't. Vote for Thor."

[–]Sonic_Scrudriver 0 points1 point ago

I know i'm voting Odin/Sleipnir in '12

[–]secretpandalord 3 points4 points ago

I'm not quite sure the American public is ready for a horse as Vice President. Even if it does have 8 legs.

[–]katsuya_kaiba 1 point2 points ago

A horse that was birthed from Odin's son no less.

[–]chikinnmaltliqor 0 points1 point ago

8 legs means spider. NOPE.

[–]johnyg -1 points0 points ago

I agree with adjutantstormy. this is really old plz stop playing it off like oh maybe they wont notice

[–]You_Mean_Fewer -1 points0 points ago

Not at all related to the wings? I am disappoint.

[–]aero_nerdette -3 points-2 points ago

Personally, I'm going with Cthulu.

[–]GotHat -3 points-2 points ago

A decent retelling of an old joke.