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[–]KyleMC 279 points280 points ago

Except there is no winking going on here

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points ago

THANK YOU.

[–]Nomiss 13 points14 points ago

Close enough.

[–]TmanV 5 points6 points ago

shitfaced

[–]WestWays818 0 points1 point ago

How would you know? You can't wink and you know it.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 137 points138 points ago

OP, I believe your girlfriend is underage. Should I go get Chris Hansen?

[–]Ziggaba 30 points31 points ago

Come, take a seat...

[–]alphanumerica 22 points23 points ago

...what exactly were you planning on doing here today?

[–]spaz1904 29 points30 points ago

Uh...i was just here to tell her how dangerous it is to meet people on the internet, then i was going to leave.

Edit: I don't make this up. This is actually what they say ಠ_ಠ

[–]MonsterInTheGarage 15 points16 points ago

I see. Would you care to explain how the wine coolers and magnum condoms fit into that plan?

[–]ConfederateDave 10 points11 points ago

I was going to show her a visual display like a puppet show.

[–]HellsJanitor 10 points11 points ago

Then fuck her in the ass

[–]Greco765 3 points4 points ago

umm.. can i have one of those cookies?

[–]theyalwaysfindout 1 point2 points ago

Funyuns and condoms

[–]Jeroknite 1 point2 points ago

I wanted to demonstrate.

... With my penis.

[–]seromm 2 points3 points ago

[–]MoonBanana 1 point2 points ago

Thank you very much. Seats are hard to come by. That was very nice of you.

[–]BertrandLoganberry 0 points1 point ago

OP is five.

[–]itsrkd 37 points38 points ago

[–]SlickTricks 14 points15 points ago

"Is there any way I can convince you to never make that face again?"

[–]ismaithliomvag 9 points10 points ago

She reminds me so much of Mallory Archer.

EDIT - I now know that she is.

[–]Stee_B 6 points7 points ago

Because she is...

[–]nerrull 0 points1 point ago

That's because she is

[–]ismaithliomvag 3 points4 points ago

edited my post

[–]slothman608 15 points16 points ago

[–]Barchen 7 points8 points ago

That was the strangest music video

[–]WatchYourTone 0 points1 point ago

All of her videos are fucked. Th Vigilant Citizen has a whole great big new boner for her now.

[–]obliterationn 11 points12 points ago

Your gf is 8?

[–]gliscameria 11 points12 points ago

Can anyone else hear her smiling?

[–]Jeroknite 3 points4 points ago

[–]TardisLights22 5 points6 points ago

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

As a girl, that is spot on, for me at least.

[–]tofman 10 points11 points ago

as another girl, I can confirm this statement ;)

[–]DarthEmet 4 points5 points ago

nice try, tofMAN

[–]tofman 5 points6 points ago

hah, my screenname is a sarcastic comment in my language ;)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

We are adorable ;)

[–]SpecialKayla 1 point2 points ago

I laughed so hard because of how true this is.

[–]hkdharmon 7 points8 points ago

Your girlfriend is adorable.

[–]avery51 1 point2 points ago

I don't think OP has ever been winked at.

[–]DuntGetIt 2 points3 points ago

snort you said winkyface. He said winkyface!

Winky is penis.

[–]beeztrain 2 points3 points ago

you picture your girlfriend as an 8 year old?

[–]phrank12 0 points1 point ago

What kind of idiot will upvote a "winkyface gif" that doesn't even have any FUCKING winking?!

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[–]phrank12 3 points4 points ago

HAHAH YOU IDIOT, THAT NUMBER HAS ALREADY CHANGED. HOW DUMB ARE YOU? TO BE EXACT? HAHAHAH

[–]izikavazo 0 points1 point ago

Someone I work with has a winkyface as her texting signature. It's confusing. I have a Fry "not sure" reaction to everything she says to me.

[–]A1ka1inE 1 point2 points ago

OP better be a kid.

[–]Gosu-Sheep 0 points1 point ago

Blinking?

[–]DarkSchnider 0 points1 point ago

But there was no winking?

[–]Indydegrees2 1 point2 points ago

She's too young for you bro...

[–]Evulrabbitz 0 points1 point ago

She reminds me of Alyson Hannigan.

[–]dissapointedorikface 0 points1 point ago

She looks like a small, female version of the cool Nazi dude from Inglorious Basterds.

[–]MentalProblems 0 points1 point ago

I find this gif hilarious, but as a rule, I downvote reaction gifs.

[–]tommy2fingers 0 points1 point ago

That girl will give you nightmares.

[–]violetwaterfall 0 points1 point ago

This little girl is adorable.

[–]SirJambaJews 0 points1 point ago

And you imagine your girlfriend as 5 because?

[–]danceydancetime -1 points0 points ago

But there's no winking...

[–]EL_DIABLOW 1 point2 points ago

your girlfriend is 6?

[–]diktashion 0 points1 point ago

Why are you dating that little girl?

[–]Im-postle-able 0 points1 point ago

Why? There was no winking in the gif.

Your "this is a silly gif, I must make up a story and post it to reddit" has missed the mark.

[–]UhWellThatsNotGood 1 point2 points ago

So your girlfriend is 10??

[–]tronneroi 0 points1 point ago

So she is incapable of winking, and possible retarded.

[–]BlueXero 0 points1 point ago

First I was...

But then I serious'd

[–]Cognoggin 0 points1 point ago

Redditors keep getting younger and younger it seems.

[–]thecodejunkie 0 points1 point ago

Is that Gabriel Iglesias as a little girl?

[–]kewsi 0 points1 point ago

Everytime that GIF resets it freaks the shit out of me.

[–]floraphalliphobic 0 points1 point ago

You imagine her being 8? Pervert.

[–]Damnskipp 0 points1 point ago

You imagine your girlfriend as an 8 year old? Fuck, man. That's fucked up.

[–]mojoHasReddit 0 points1 point ago

Actually, Kailia is 5. Damn, I watch too much Toddlers and Tiaras.

[–]Damnskipp 0 points1 point ago

Well played.

[–]aleatorictelevision 0 points1 point ago

TIL the origins of "bitches love smiley faces"

[–]SokkasInstincts 0 points1 point ago

I am a girl and I can confirm this is often the face I make when I send winks

[–]vaugegermanknowledge 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I see :p I picture the sending having a little stroke. I call it the stroke face

[–]CjJcPro 0 points1 point ago

You imagine her doing an 8 year old girl?

[–]Big21worm 0 points1 point ago

Since the cute kid in the gif has a shit ton of crowns and trophies in the backgrounds, I assumed this is from Toddlers and Tiaras which would mean that Yes her mother was overweight. Oh well -6 karma and counting... I still hate pageant moms.

[–]johnny_appletits -1 points0 points ago

:D)

[–]Col-Hans-Landa -2 points-1 points ago

[–]IDDQD_ 0 points1 point ago

That looks odd. She's using the wrong eye.

[–]TrFessler 0 points1 point ago

According to the emoticon, the right eye is doing the blinking. She is in fact using the right eye.

[–]IDDQD_ 0 points1 point ago

Oh yeah, that's true. But it still looks a bit weird.

[–]zonto 0 points1 point ago

Because she's turning her head in the wrong direction.

[–]IDDQD_ 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]ghostarmadillo -2 points-1 points ago

When her actual expression is the McKayla.

[–]Qquuiinnoonneess -2 points-1 points ago

Socially Awesome/Awkward Redittor: Gets good link karma by post, ruins his comment karma by opening his mouth

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[–]spaceghoti 9 points10 points ago

Here's your feedback: buy an ad, spammer.

[–]jennamarietulls 7 points8 points ago

spammer? i hardly know her!

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[–]spaceghoti 2 points3 points ago

If you're promoting a site without paying for ad space, then you're a shit-eating spammer. If I had ever been inclined to use your worthless site before, you've convinced me against it.

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[–]IMasturbateToMyself 8 points9 points ago

yes... let the hate flow through you two.

[–]spaceghoti -2 points-1 points ago

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[–]DeathByFarts 6 points7 points ago

No .. spam is a canned meat type product.

[–]ForzaOne 1 point2 points ago

The definition:
Spam  [spam] noun, verb, spammed, spam·ming.
1. Trademark . a canned food product consisting especially of pork formed into a solid block.

[–]spaceghoti 5 points6 points ago

SPAM is not limited to bulk email/message. It is any unsolicited/unpaid advertisement inserted into digital networks such as social networking. But please continue to justify your attempt to get away with bulk advertising without paying for it, as your whining is highly amusing and extremely edifying.