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Yo Mama's so fat... (imgur.com)

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[–]chekz 26 points27 points ago

Dear Christ, did you guys see that ?

$100 for plus Membership!!!

[–]ironfortified 21 points22 points ago

Well worth it when you buy mayonnaise in 40 gallon barrels.

[–]FlawedHero 2 points3 points ago

Or Oreos in 6,000 count boxes.

[–]Dawkinsisgod 1 point2 points ago

How the hell else do you think I get this sweet beard on my neck?

[–]Kowzorz 5 points6 points ago

While this picture is for Sam's Club, the plus membership at Costco cost about as much (I think it goes by a different name) and you get something like 2% of your purchases back, so if you buy enough stuff there, it's as cheap as a normal one and could possibly pay for the whole membership depending on how much you get.

[–]woundedgod 2 points3 points ago

Same with Sam's Club. Costco tends to have better quality everything. Former Sam's assistant manager.

[–]Kowzorz 2 points3 points ago

And Costco isn't part of Wal-mart either, which is always good.

[–]woundedgod 1 point2 points ago

Costco is guilty of just about the same crimes. Stressing vendors, blasting smaller stores, etc. etc. They treat their associates a tad better.

[–]deadendcruiser 0 points1 point ago

Actually, the Plus membership is made to look into your habitual purchases and give you electronic coupons based off your previous purchases. It also will notice items that you buy and give you electronic coupons for items related to that. So say after a few weeks of you buying steaks, it will give you a discount on charcoal or propane. The discounts are store wide, you will get discounts in electronics and jewelry. I also noticed that you're buying dog food. In our pharmacy you can get your dog's heart warm medicine for only $35 versus $60 from the vet, if you upgrade to the Plus. So that covers some of the cost of the membership and you're guaranteed to save $200 within this next year or you're money back with no questions asked. Are you interested?

I was offered Membership Champion but turned it down to drive forklifts on the sales floor.

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[–]genzahg 18 points19 points ago

*Gurl, her hair a oreo box

[–]i_cry_evrytim_ 4 points5 points ago

Shit, that bitch look like a muh fuckin' oreo.

[–]ziplokk 2 points3 points ago

Yo mama's so fat that thousands of horrible jokes have been made at her expense!

[–]shw5 35 points36 points ago

http://imgur.com/EjR1G

http://imgur.com/QiRq5

http://imgur.com/MUIhT

http://imgur.com/ZBF3m

http://imgur.com/3twrA

[–]TheCodeJanitor 17 points18 points ago

Happy Easter

[–]shw5 0 points1 point ago

This is my new favorite.

[–]DarkQueen83 10 points11 points ago

How does this even work?

[–]gbakermatson 16 points17 points ago

...why are they all black?

[–]cjb630 28 points29 points ago

While white people excel in 'trashy', black people excel in 'tacky'.

[–]DagNasty 11 points12 points ago

Make sure your monitor is on

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[–]gbakermatson 0 points1 point ago

Well, yeah. Because I don't know why.

[–]ramm 4 points5 points ago

All of these have one thing in common.

[–]PaulMcGannsShoes 3 points4 points ago

Yup. Junk food.

[–]RHesketh 2 points3 points ago

Not why are they all black, just why? They best be getting paid for advertising. But knowing America they get a lifetime supply.

[–]Fogram 3 points4 points ago

Is this considered attractive or is it just for fun?

[–]DishwasherTwig 0 points1 point ago

I really hope they were all paid for endorsement deals to do that.

[–]shw5 7 points8 points ago

I want to believe that that was a very clever welfare joke.

[–]gekks 0 points1 point ago

At first I thought this was a shopped image of a woman who had dyed her hair for a Dallas Cowboys game ... now I'm sad.

[–]Sirenair 1 point2 points ago

Why? Why is this even a thing..... ?

[–]mjb_22 0 points1 point ago

Do these people get paid for this?

[–]mul4mbo 11 points12 points ago

Found her boyfriend: http://www.imglols.com/wp-content/main/2012_04/chips-ahoy-gangsta-car.jpg

[–]zelmerszoetrop 10 points11 points ago

YOU MEAN WORST ENEMY

[–]srobison62 2 points3 points ago

Unfortunately these are a common occurrence in the south.

[–]cjb630 0 points1 point ago

Caprices rule.

[–]Novelt_Acct 19 points20 points ago

I'm sure there is a double stuffed joke in here somewhere

[–]fenrisul 2 points3 points ago

Only double?

[–]Guicentric 9 points10 points ago

Black people - please explain.

[–]peace_off 49 points50 points ago

You

Obviously

Like

Oreos

[–]MusicMagi 7 points8 points ago

I thought it was funny; I un-downvoted you by 1

[–]radiaslight 10 points11 points ago

Idiocracy is real

[–]cpenny20 3 points4 points ago

I've seen this before, particularly when I lived in Georgia. People covering themselves in brand names. On their hair, all over their clothes - I don't get it. They're clearly not being paid to do that.

[–]ThugAimer 13 points14 points ago

I think shes implying that she likes white men.

[–]PureWhiteandDeadly 13 points14 points ago

Or that she and a friend want to double team one.

[–]ThugAimer 15 points16 points ago

Oh my, he'll never be found again..

[–]UnknownErmine 11 points12 points ago

Shes trying to say, shes black on the outside, white on the inside. Duhhh

[–]MrSllew 7 points8 points ago

Seriously though, why would anyone do this?

[–]Careless_Con 5 points6 points ago

More importantly, why would she put the bar code there?

I mean fine, leave the brand name. But the bar code? Did she glue the nutrition values to the other side of her head?

[–]cantreed 3 points4 points ago

If this is a trend... I need to know why.

[–]nick041 6 points7 points ago

I hope that they're getting paid for advertising and not just doing that for "fashion".

[–]Guicentric 16 points17 points ago

Yes. This is how companies decide to market their products. Lets go deep into the ghetto and pay some black folk in cheetos to advertise our shit.

[–]PaulMcGannsShoes 2 points3 points ago

So I used to work at Starbucks, and one night this guy came trough driving a Cadillac painted sparkling green and brown with gigantic rims, the Starbucks logo on the hood and the top and the trunk, and the word FRAPPUCINO painted on the side. Nothing about this was official in the least, but he asked for a free frappucino because he had it on his car.

I gave it to him. He was that much of an idiot, I figured he deserved one for making me laugh.

[–]ziplokk 1 point2 points ago

DAE want oreos right now?

[–]John_Mon 4 points5 points ago

Sam's Club, where you can buy oreos by the pallet.

[–]JohnnySnow58 6 points7 points ago

you are what you eat?

[–]ophello 2 points3 points ago

You momma so fat, she wears a three-piece thong.

[–]JeremyMethfield 2 points3 points ago

I hope that this is some sort of Nascar style sponsorship but after seeing some of the other comments with skittles and kool aid...I dont know what to think any more.

[–]nickmess 2 points3 points ago

Ratchet as fuck!

[–]johnnyfappleseed28 0 points1 point ago

This was posted yesterday with a different title to the same subreddit....

[–]Dawkinsisgod 1 point2 points ago

This was posted like 4 years ago to everywhere on the internet.

[–]-_-readit 0 points1 point ago

I'm against taking pictures of strangers, but clearly she wouldn't mind.

[–]stosh13 1 point2 points ago

um... what?

[–]UNIQUE_SNOFLAKE 5 points6 points ago

Yo mamas so fat that Oreos decided to be her corporate sponsor.

[–]lalondtm 4 points5 points ago

Sams club, the walmart for even fatter people

[–]randomintandem 5 points6 points ago

I work at a pharmacy in Sam's......this is true. People waddle up to the window with a flat-bed cart full of junk food and go, "I need a refill on my insulin."

In my head, I say, "You're diabetic?! Holy fuck! Imagine that!"

[–]angreesloth 0 points1 point ago

I work at Walmart, and we get those since there isn't a Sam's close enough. There was a lady the other day that was in a motor cart that LITERALLY was the width of three motor cars when she sat in it. I'm pretty sure she's the reason one of our carts is out of commission right now.

[–]randomintandem 6 points7 points ago

My favorite is when they ask, "Why is this cart going so slow?"

Well, ma'am....ya see...

[–]angreesloth 1 point2 points ago

I still wanna do this when I see them...

[–]deadendcruiser 1 point2 points ago

Hey, how do you feel about working in there? I work in grocery and I'm thinking about transferring into that department. I've been working grocery for 5 years, I'm a small female aged 23 and my fucking knee and elbow are in pain. I can't do this another two years until I graduate. I need to switch into something that won't destroy my body.

So anyway, tell me some bad things and good things about your department?

[–]randomintandem 0 points1 point ago

I worked in the freezer for about a year before I moved into the pharmacy. It was weird going from working in blue jeans and a hoodie to dress slacks and button ups. I went from a level 3 to a level 6 so the pay is pretty good for a college job. You can really learn a lot on the job. I'm in nursing school so I constantly bug my pharmacist about pharmacology. It can get pretty busy and members get frustrated because they think the pharmacy is a vending machine where you hand over your prescription and 15 seconds later you have your medication. Dealing with people's insurance is a bitch to work out sometimes. All-in-all, I really like it!

[–]Cannedbeans 2 points3 points ago

I don't know, I may have the unpopular opinion here, but sometimes these styles are just fun. A lot of mothers and daughters, or girlfriends will get a theme going and go to a block party in the summertime, or to a BBQ. Get together before and do it up with bright summer dresses. These styles are generally meant as 'affair', not daily wear. Seeing people out in them, like here, is like seeing a bride in her hair-do a day ahead, or a little girl in a pageant in curlers in the lobby at a hotel.

[–]PHM517 2 points3 points ago

Thank you for at least providing some sort of explanation.

[–]verndub 1 point2 points ago

I would really like some milk with that... Please and thank you.

[–]AmpleWarning 1 point2 points ago

Now, imagine she's wearing a Wheat Thins 'do.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Weave thins

FTFY

[–]basec0m 1 point2 points ago

Yo Mama's head... brought to you by the Nabisco Division of Kraft Foods.

[–]Twitch89 -1 points0 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Infracture 0 points1 point ago

Do all Walmarts look the same? This looks exactly like the one in my hometown.

[–]cjb630 0 points1 point ago

The Wal-mart in your hometown is a Sams Club. here ya go.

[–]reverbs 1 point2 points ago

...she's sponsored by Oreo?

[–]DoctorTrogdorMD 0 points1 point ago

just please tell me this isn't photoshopped...shhh...shhh hush now only oreo dreams.

[–]MusicMagi 1 point2 points ago

She's so dumb. I bet if she contacted Nabisco, they would pay her to advertise their cookies on her fat, ignorant head

[–]El_Nacho_Cheese 1 point2 points ago

I believe this what the youngsters call swag...

[–]BotanicallyEnhanced 0 points1 point ago

So wait, am I to understand she is sponsored by Nabisco?

[–]Five_deadly_venoms -1 points0 points ago

YO MOMMA*

[–]mphatik 0 points1 point ago

I bet if they all got money from corporations for advertising, you'd see many of the same people sporting these types of hair styles.

Retarded.

[–]allthatisman37 0 points1 point ago

Only at Wal-Mart/Sam's Club.

[–]rcn123 0 points1 point ago

So is she White on the inside?

[–]Sprozz -1 points0 points ago

I cant believe this image is still being used.

[–]DrunkenAss 1 point2 points ago

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

[–]Dawkinsisgod 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you...

[–]mstrymxer 0 points1 point ago

Listen I dont wanna sound racist but..... WTF.

[–]jakenice1 1 point2 points ago

Clicked the comments to find out reason behind this; found out no one really knows why this is happening; I'm scared.

[–]Holycowonrollerskate 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck...

[–]katy_liss 0 points1 point ago

She needs putting down

[–]robobert86 0 points1 point ago

That she shops at Sam's? They happen to have fantastic deals...

[–]coreyisthename 1 point2 points ago

My buddy is at Fort Benning in Georgia, he says that there are a bunch of black dudes that drive huge cars with over 30 inch wheels and every single one has a different brand on the side.

[–]cjb630 0 points1 point ago

Having legit Oreos opposed to a generic brand is considered a status symbol to some people.

[–]thadjohnson 0 points1 point ago

The thing I find most disturbing about that image is the shiny line of grease/sweat that runs across the fold at the base of the back of her neck. Makes me shudder when I see it.

[–]SourCreamWater 0 points1 point ago

AYE! AYE GURL! Lemme talk at chu fo a minitt! I got the fries that'll cross yo eyes. I got the shakes that'll make u quake. You gots all dem cookies and ain't got no milk. How bout u slide up in dis whip? We cud both git our desert on, nah'm sayin? AYE! Where u goin bitch? AYE!! Psssh, she a triflin bitch, anyway. Cum on nucka, lets bounce.

[–]MyLAUGHTER 0 points1 point ago

how the fuck..

[–]fluckyou 0 points1 point ago

This should be on YKYDAW.

[–]pangpow 0 points1 point ago

Is this a repost or is the link not purple because I saw it in my phone?

[–]yougottawanna 0 points1 point ago

When times were rough I seen her in the back of Taco Bell in handcuffs.

[–]Adolescentfury 0 points1 point ago

Is that the chick from My Strange Addiction that sniffs the babydoll head thing?

[–]WTFisBehindYou 0 points1 point ago

...her patronus is a cheesecake

[–]No_Kids_for_Dads 0 points1 point ago

HOW FAT IS SHE?

Yo mama is so big and fat that she can get busy with 22 burritos when times get rough, I seen her in the back of taco bell in hand cuffs.

The sad fact, yo mama smokes crack, she got a burnin yearnin and theres no turnin back. Her knuckles drag on the ground when she walk, spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk

[–]squeeeeenis 0 points1 point ago

Is that... Is that a tattoo?

[–]damascusraven 0 points1 point ago

There was a documentary on one of the car cable channels a couple of years ago about the cars with brands. They interviewed some of the guys that started it and asked why and the response was basically "You put all of this money and time into your car.. like you make a beautiful green car but people can't talk about it... You make it say 'GATORADE' and people be like "Hey did you see that GATORADE car??" I guess this is the next step.. "Hey did you see that OREO chick??"

[–]demingo00 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else think of Idiocracy when you see stuff like this?

[–]justsaysblackpeople 1 point2 points ago

black people

[–]Gescean 1 point2 points ago

If she got rid of all the logos that would actually be a really nice blue hair color..

[–]idunnothis -1 points0 points ago

Yo Mama's so black... there FTFY!

[–]monkat -2 points-1 points ago

Honestly, it's so well-done, that I find it hard to hate on it.

I love it just for the novelty factor.

[–]musicninja91 -3 points-2 points ago

The pic is a repost >____<

[–]irongrizzley 0 points1 point ago

She has an oreo cap!

[–]DJDeBrauchery -2 points-1 points ago

Hey asshole, way to steal my picture.

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/sbwdz/ii_dont_know_i_just_want_some_oreos_now/

4 Months ago. Fuckin' snake.

[–]Vee_Vee -2 points-1 points ago

ya mama...

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