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Redditor cuts two kittens in half and sews opposite halves together; saves the other two halves for when the karma train stops. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]steveboutin 23 points24 points ago

i was gonna say "redditor adopts cat, holds half it's face in a vat of bleach just to gain that pure, white Karma."

[–]vsTerminus[S] 37 points38 points ago

Kitty-murdering redditor uses alt account to fabricate bleach story; throws feds off the bloody karma trail.

[–]AndyYankee17 8 points9 points ago

Fed here. Case is cold, ending investigation.

[–]kate500 20 points21 points ago

Don't even see the stitching! This may actually be the coolest cat ever.

[–]arghdos 19 points20 points ago

Like that train is ever going to stop

[–]KarmaConspiracy_Bot 14 points15 points ago

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[–]Ljungan 7 points8 points ago

I hacked said Redditors secret cat database and found the other half. Dear god!

[–]bdpf 4 points5 points ago

My cat Kali is split like that, on her face.

[–]vsTerminus[S] 16 points17 points ago

Quickly! Go and post a photo with the title, "I have the other halves of your cats."

[–]BullNiro 0 points1 point ago

I don't think that this is a result of X-inactivation (as calico is) but actually chimera-ism.

[–]rip_out_spines 1 point2 points ago

harvey dent cat? maybe the owner will fake its death...

[–]Tahj42 0 points1 point ago

Ladies and Gents, mew-face.

[–]drury 0 points1 point ago

This could potentially be sort of right.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimera_(genetics)

Except it was the nature that did this, not redditor.

[–]vsTerminus[S] 0 points1 point ago

You didn't see the bloody chainsaw.

[–]geetar_man -1 points0 points ago

Redditor decides to make a KarmaConspiracy post involving kittens. All for the sweet sweet karma.

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