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[–]DocileNinja 54 points55 points ago

I imagine she feels the same way after you made it to the front page with a post about her front page post w/ no karma with you reaping in loads.

[–]edgeman4 6 points7 points ago

Oh dear, /r/karmaconspiracy gonna be all over this one.

[–]mwmwmwmwmmdw 1 point2 points ago

i award op no karma and may god have mercy on his soul

[–]sgtpppr 27 points28 points ago

So, a girlfriend posts a self-post so she can claim she's not karma whoring and then her boyfriend karma whores that post. It's like karma whoring has started to mimic Sicilian crime families. It's serious fucking family business.

[–]MKSLAYER97 9 points10 points ago

She was hoping for karma, but didn't know that you don't get karma from self posts.

[–]DarthChocolate 5 points6 points ago

I still don't get why people care about karma?

[–]xKaelic 2 points3 points ago

If there was a "like" total for Facebook it might be just as ruthless..

Honestly sad, though.

[–]ApocalypticK[S] 5 points6 points ago

Because it makes them feel special.

[–]Chexonfire 5 points6 points ago

Because reddit told us it is what we want. DON'T BLASPHEMIZE THE MASTER

[–]VerbableNouns 0 points1 point ago

Didn't know that.

[–]ApocalypticK[S] 3 points4 points ago

No, I never actually made this with the intention of "Karma Whoring" I literally just did it as a joke towards her. Never honestly expected it to get this much attention.

[–]Langorian 11 points12 points ago

Dude, that kid is fucking pissed.

[–]Borlos 15 points16 points ago

[–]PancakeSound 0 points1 point ago

You Sir, did not dissapoint me. Have an upvote!

[–]Paranoidexboyfriend 5 points6 points ago

What, your girlfriend doesn't like the Miz either?? but..but...he's AWESOME!

[–]sarahhlove 7 points8 points ago

y u no post link referred to?

[–]ApocalypticK[S] 10 points11 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/DoesAnybodyElse/comments/y3wxe/dae_just_upvote_a_dae_post_that_they_agree_with/ For those of you that are curious, Here you go. that's the post this is referring to

[–]scruffy01 3 points4 points ago

I've been on the front page about 8 times, ish.

My favorite ones were definitely the self posts. Responding to all of the discussions was the most fun I've had on Reddit.

[–]MKSLAYER97 2 points3 points ago

What the hell? Why would anybody downvote Scruffy?

[–]scruffy01 8 points9 points ago

My best guess is they thought I was bragging. I really wasn't, I was just trying to explain my experience with the situation.

Shit happens man, nothing but <3.

[–]ApocalypticK[S] 0 points1 point ago

I agree, but she just wanted alot of karma and was very dissapointed when she didn't get it :P

[–]scruffy01 2 points3 points ago

I would say it's over rated, but then I would just be a flaming hypocrite.

[–]ApocalypticK[S] 0 points1 point ago

Likewise, It's nice to get, but it's not my honest goal :P

[–]William63 0 points1 point ago

Gonewild doesn't always produce.

[–]artymccluer -1 points0 points ago

"Khaaaaaan!"

[–]mathangis 0 points1 point ago

Young Sarah Connor.

[–]yojdizzle 0 points1 point ago

I sadly know the feeling

[–]Salad_Fingers_159 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for you making it and her getting mad

[–]Smaktat 1 point2 points ago

I'm upvoting you to continue her frustration.

[–]throwawayboner12345 0 points1 point ago

I feel you, I got more comment karma in one post that I did in the two years I've been here.

[–]axiom8 0 points1 point ago

And that's how the apocalypse came to be

[–]C_T_C_C 0 points1 point ago

Mother of God. It seems as if everyone on Reddit today has a girlfriend.

[–]EpikYummeh 0 points1 point ago

That girl's expression looks like one that my sister pulls a lot.

[–]55555 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand this. Isn't comment karma still karma? You can see the count. Do you not get anything for self post? Actually, how does one self post? I've never done it.

[–]night2night 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes it's not about the Karma.

[–]dubstep_quetzal 0 points1 point ago

Damn you Tommy. Love, your girlfriend.

[–]konyfan2012 0 points1 point ago

maybe she's not as much of a loser as you and doesn't care

[–]gallantfox 0 points1 point ago

Similar thing happened to me on r/trees, So excited but at the same time...so sad

[–]davidotunga101 0 points1 point ago

miz cashed in

[–]caudice -3 points-2 points ago

wait, people actually give a shit about karma?

wow

[–]thechosen2 -3 points-2 points ago

Why does she care if she gets karma or not?

[–]N69sZelda -1 points0 points ago

its worse than heroine...