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[–]TheGuyAboveMeSucks 10 points11 points ago

NAZI DOG!!!!

[–]Grammar_Nazi_Love 4 points5 points ago

My type of dog. Wait; that sounds really weird.

[–]RogueEyebrow 4 points5 points ago

[–]GreanEcsitSine 0 points1 point ago

Turns out the Nazis didn't like saluting dogs.

[–]ZydrateFantasy 7 points8 points ago

My cat and dog do the same thing. The puppy tries to give her paw and the kitty is looking at her with the ಠ_ಠ face

[–]Danstrada28 4 points5 points ago

This would be the average repost.

[–]WIZARD_12 9 points10 points ago

I feel like I'm the only one on here, but....I like dogs more than cats.

[–]muthafuckenbeetroots 9 points10 points ago

So brave.

[–]WIZARD_12 1 point2 points ago

WIZARD STATUS BRAVERY

[–]Fakeouch 4 points5 points ago

Dogs > Cats

I SAID IT!

[–]I_WasLate_ToMemes 0 points1 point ago

Stand strong. If by this time 2morrow the comment is still up, you will receive my up-vote.

[–]Fakeouch 0 points1 point ago

I don't give a crap on Karma. If people disagree with my opinion they tend to downvote. And since 90% of reddit disagrees with that opinion... i'm screwed.

[–]Thefinalwerd 2 points3 points ago

Well my opinion is Dogs=Cats so yes you would get my down vote, that is what they are there for.

[–]Fakeouch -1 points0 points ago

They're not to disagree with someone. They are there to either like a comment by saying i like what he did, how he did it or something or to say i think this comment. was simply bad. It's not like this has been declared several times officially..

[–]Thefinalwerd -1 points0 points ago

They're not to disagree with someone.

this comment. was simply bad.

Normally I disagree with bad comments and this happens to be one of them.

[–]Fakeouch 0 points1 point ago

But you might disagree with a comment which stated it's opinion very well, would you downvote?

[–]Thefinalwerd -1 points0 points ago

Of course not, but if the comment is bad no matter how it's stated or even if it contains the holy words "IMO", it would get a downvote.

[–]ZippyKitty 1 point2 points ago

IMO I am cat. Go fuck yourself

[–]Fakeouch 1 point2 points ago

Brb. Why? Because a cat told me to.

[–]I_WasLate_ToMemes 0 points1 point ago

haha then you will probably get my up-vote! (just don't go getting yourself deleted

[–]darkwolf90100 0 points1 point ago

True

[–]zenaly -1 points0 points ago

the average repost

[–]ExplainsStupidPosts 0 points1 point ago

OP is trying to get a seat on the "cats dont care" karma train.

[–]supergreekman123 0 points1 point ago

Ever since I got my dog my cat has been like this

[–]myjobsux7 0 points1 point ago

My cat static looks just like that...except he is about 28 lbs

[–]ahoang512424 1 point2 points ago

high five!

My new kitten saluting my dog. Maybe she didn't get the memo yet.

[–]optoomal2 0 points1 point ago

Or me when someone tries to high five me

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[–]jaggysnake3 9 points10 points ago

Ew, no.