well there goes that dream...

ImOnALampshade · 2 months

Aren't rare candies basically just steroids though?

Sheensta · 2 months

That's fine, I'll join Team Rocket.

RaptorATF · 2 months

That's pretty cool that they're advertising that.

AbusingVitaminK · 2 months

"You want to be a Pokemon master? Okay, but we'll need a urine test first."

Bear_Wellington · 2 months

They don't drug test in Johto.

Daxxt · 2 months

But, but, the medicine pocket.

staypuftpurp · 2 months

Drugs: Doing nothing has never been more amazing

phlap · 2 months

False. Drugs permanently increase a Pokémons stats and make it much much easier to train them.

pguyette · 2 months

Anyone else notice that this is over MTG cards and not Pokemon cards?

Syx6 · 2 months

/r/pokeents will be sad to hear this news

[deleted] · 2 months

Looks like I've found my new Facebook display picture.

Sip_That_Haterade · 2 months

to be fair, thats probabley the only way you could become a master trainer.

leogg_lyl · 2 months

Ash isn't really the ideal person to put next to "pokemon master",... at least I think so.

SC0TT1337 · 2 months

I got this as a bookmark when I was a kid! Any time when Pokemon became relevant in school was awesome.

anibal1223 · 2 months

ITT Defensive pokents. Defensive pokents everywhere.

CRAGEWRAITH · 2 months

My first thought, oh cool they made an anti rare candy poster.

Scarjaka · 2 months

K. I don't do any drugs so I'm good to go!

ThatWeirdNewGuy · 2 months

Prove 'em wrong

mrbananas · 2 months

Don't lick or sniff poison types or you'll end up like team rocket

wiiuwiiuwiiuwiiu · 2 months

but the carbos

stealthxbeanbag · 2 months

Where was this taken?

Kieo · 2 months

Sometimes after a long training session or a tough gym battle you just need a good smoke session with six of your best friends

Lugignaf · 2 months

My favorite part about this is that it's in a Magic: The Gathering shop.

serarose · 2 months

I had a bookmark that said that, and on the other side it had a bunch of awesome Pokemon, and then it got lost. I was so sad after that...

crewzer · 2 months

God damn it...

gngf123 · 2 months

50Exp.jpg

Kind of relevant?

[deleted] · 2 months

What happens when the kids realize they can't be a master trainer because there's no pokemon in real life?

merlinzbeard · 2 months

Phsss I beat fire red while high!

Smuglord · 2 months

moves his head around

Did somebody say drugs? Where? Where?

joshuajameson · 2 months

Green herbs and Foongus...

Sea-Salt · 2 months

Says the guy carrying around ethers and elixers.

Bennyhick · 2 months

Is that an MTG vending machine?

Triptyqon · 2 months

LIES!

Logondo · 2 months

/r/pokeents wont like this one bit.

Iwuvcats69 · 2 months

This poster is FALSE! Ash is wrong again.

parkadactyl · 2 months

I could never get through a run without using some Green Herbs...

AshTheGoblin · 2 months

Tell that to /r/trees

ironoc5 · 2 months

I do like 5 marijuana's a day and I'm still a Pokemon master.

Keytap · 2 months

I can tell you that's false for sure. ;)

Duthos · 2 months

That's because you use 'em on the pokemon.

NOGS42 · 2 months

NOOOOOOOO

keithandthegreen · 2 months

I did and I do. [;

matt250594 · 2 months

No, drugs is the only way

takashidomo · 2 months

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GuilRosmer · 2 months

I'm.. I'm so heart broken right now. I can never be a master trainer D:

WasherDryerCombo · 2 months

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