Ha wow... reminds me of a story my friend has... Him and another friend of mine were seniors in high school. They were bored, and decided to what better else to do than smoke some pot. Being from a small city though can make it tough to find weed, and especially in high school the process of getting some could take you out of your element just to get high and have something to do for a couple hours. They went over to a guy's apartment complex that they weren't too familiar with(the complex or the guy). They were two white boys, they buy some DANK(very rare for us) from a black guy who was also babysitting his girlfriend's baby. They roll up a blunt of it and smoke it in the bathroom and all get baked. One of my friends comes out and starts playing with the baby again(black babies are the cutest). They're all high as shit and my friend uses his arm to lift the baby and toss it in the air. However, as soon as the baby leaves his reach, its head is in the direct line of a very fast swinging fan blade. Knocked his head a good bit. Luckily the lil sucker had dreadlocks which helped as kind of a padding for his poor head. But very awkward moment or two for the drug dealer and my two high friends