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My face, as a red blooded heterosexual male, when the Spice Girls reunited at the closing ceremonies (imgur.com)

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[–]KevPham 44 points45 points ago

still dont know what "ziga zig ah" means.

[–]GlutenFreeLove 33 points34 points ago

The sex

[–]Kratoyd 47 points48 points ago

Ryan Seacrest was like "Yeah, this is a really badly kept secret, the spice girls are about to reunite" right before they came on.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

[–]seoulstyle 29 points30 points ago

YES, I know right?! Luckily I saw the entire British broadcast live. The commentators kept their mouth shut at the right times and NEVER talked about the person/group performing until after they were clearly visible.

I took a glimpse at the NBC broadcast just for the Spice Girls performance, and they just had to open their mouths before any of the girls popped out. Not only that, but they cut out that badass Muse performance with that awesome piano? Screw you, NBC.

[–]AAAAAAAHHH 3 points4 points ago

They cut out the performance of the official Olympics song?

EDIT: Official London Olympics song I mean.

[–]InfernalRain 0 points1 point ago

One of (I think).

[–]lomoeffect 19 points20 points ago

You weren't the only one enjoying it.... Boris Johnson, Mayor of London.

[–]milleribsen 64 points65 points ago

as a homosexual male my face was similar but more fabulous

[–]Vaknor[!] 4 points5 points ago

This is correct.

[–]Dem0n5 18 points19 points ago

So is there a video up where the commentators shut the fuck up during the performance?

[–]Sportsfanno1 25 points26 points ago

http://www.justjared.com/2012/08/12/the-spice-girls-olympics-closing-ceremony-watch-now/

Try this, Belgian tv has some silent moments ;)

[–]fun_young_man 10 points11 points ago

Ugh still to much talking and the audio on the Spice Girls isn't high enough.

[–]Dem0n5 3 points4 points ago

Not too bad, thanks!

[–]not_your_sister 1 point2 points ago

thoroughly entertained now. thank you.

[–]freudiunslip 1 point2 points ago

thanks, by far the best version out there.

[–]McHomans 0 points1 point ago

Since this isn't that good and people still like it, must be atrocious elsewhere.

[–]AlphaCunt 1 point2 points ago

Video doesn't exist :(

[–]Sportsfanno1 0 points1 point ago

At least it existed for like 8h :s

[–]ExdigguserPies 16 points17 points ago

There was virtually no commentary on BBC at all.

[–]-Pois-Chiches- 2 points3 points ago

Indeed, I was rather pleased.

[–]dot- 0 points1 point ago

BBC>

[–]yelnatz 2 points3 points ago

I realized how lucky I was watching SN.

No commentators the whole way through.

[–]cloacamassima 2 points3 points ago

me the whole time

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    [–]teddywookie 75 points76 points ago

    That was fun, wasn't it? I was surprised to see Sporty wearing heels, though. It was also fun watching them trying to gesticulate on top of the moving cars when making turns. Victoria wasn't having any of that shit and didn't seem to let go of the rail for a second.

    [–]MsPonycorn 14 points15 points ago

    Her heels were actually bedazzled to look like running shoes.

    [–]easy_Money[S] 68 points69 points ago

    Yeah fuckit. In her mind ''Doesn't matter, have Beckham.''

    [–]doctoraw 34 points35 points ago

    You are welcome: http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/8/12/22/anigif_enhanced-buzz-20907-1344824865-6.gif

    [–]none4gretchenweiners 10 points11 points ago

    Just staying in character.

    [–]girlinboots 1 point2 points ago

    That's the part of the song where they're talking about each other's personalities/personas so yeah, she's just going to be standing there...

    [–]Alk3Crimson 8 points9 points ago

    Yeah fuckit. In her mind ''Doesn't matter, have money.''

    FTFY

    [–]immatellyouwhat 69 points70 points ago

    You didn't fix shit. It's the same damn sentence.

    [–]Esc4p3 34 points35 points ago

    TIL Beckham = Cash money

    [–]exnor 12 points13 points ago

    Fuck bitches, get Beckham.

    [–]SFreestyler 1 point2 points ago

    Getting a million dollars a week for a good part of your career sure doesn't hurt!

    [–]Dachshuuund 3 points4 points ago

    They seem legit to me, actually.

    [–]smorf_cat 5 points6 points ago

    The best part is how much genuine fun they look like they're having. Apart from the whole nervously grabbing railing to avoid falling off car. They're such happy performers.

    [–]coppertonecornelius 2 points3 points ago

    Victoria didn't look like she knew where she was. I think was she propped up by a piece of bamboo running through he bodice, and they avoided a close up of her mouth on the mic

    [–]SirDigby_CC 27 points28 points ago

    What color does that make my blood if that was my face when Annie Lennox was on that ship??

    [–]WizardsMyName 3 points4 points ago

    Grey and dusty.

    [–]Akasa 1 point2 points ago

    That was my highlight, I saw the costumes first and they reminded me of the "Walking on broken glass" video. She came out on the long boat, "that can't be annie lennox?" "nah" "Fuck Me it's Annie lennox!" "Girlish scream".

    [–]MrXBob 6 points7 points ago

    Needs more upvotes.

    Annie is always a welcome sight - especially after shit like Jessie J.

    [–]InfernalRain 1 point2 points ago

    She should've done sweet dreams though :(

    [–]godzilladroppings 14 points15 points ago

    30 year old dude checking in. yep.

    [–]J-Holm 51 points52 points ago

    do gays have blood that isn't red?

    [–]easy_Money[S] 175 points176 points ago

    Its glitter.

    [–]J-Holm 12 points13 points ago

    lolk. also i had the same reaction since i am 21 now and remember totally crushin on baby spice when i was a youngster

    [–]ooglyshrek 13 points14 points ago

    baby spice was my crush too! nvm the fact that im gay

    [–]J-Holm 7 points8 points ago

    doesn't matter she was and is adorable :) i liked her before i even knew what heterosexual or homosexual was

    [–]Vaknor[!] 1 point2 points ago

    This explains why I always end up with glitter on me.

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      [–]samw3d 12 points13 points ago

      Makes me miss how fucking shameless I was as a kid. I watched Spice World all the god damn time, in full view of my buddies.

      [–]evolvingon 8 points9 points ago

      We all did. We all did. When we're high, some of us still do.

      [–]yasisterstwat 180 points181 points ago

      http://imgur.com/G8Bqb

      [–]Harkaen 45 points46 points ago

      ....Duayne Dibbley?

      [–]upvoteCity 8 points9 points ago

      Yep

      Classic Red Dwarf - My fav british sci-fi, beats even doctor who.

      Edit: Forgot how much I love this show

      [–]Haziba 0 points1 point ago

      I don't feel it needs to be better or worse, they're completely different programs and they're both brilliant

      [–]Crocodilly_Pontifex 0 points1 point ago

      Fantastic, they're both fantastic.

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        [–]CrippledHorse 9 points10 points ago

        People take fashion advice from this guy. Really? He looks like a fucking oompa loompa.

        [–]YETIS_DICK 2 points3 points ago

        new favorite pic on the internet, i think.

        [–]ongofongo 15 points16 points ago

        "new"...

        [–]fench 0 points1 point ago

        My face, being reminded how much my generation sucked

        Just to even the scales

        [–]beardquake 43 points44 points ago

        I'd like to spice up their lives, if you know what I mean.

        And yes I mean try anal.

        [–]staarfox64 9 points10 points ago

        There is no try...

        [–]Brotherauron 2 points3 points ago

        only a sith deals in absolutes!

        [–]Volden 0 points1 point ago

        So you're a Sith? Because your statement was an absolute.

        [–]Brotherauron 0 points1 point ago

        I'm not say'n i am, not say'n im not ¬.¬

        [–]calmdown 0 points1 point ago

        Anal and spice are two words I try not to have in the same thought.

        [–]srry72 11 points12 points ago

        Which Spice Girl do I want to impregnate?

        [–]ballercaust 5 points6 points ago

        Slim Shady, you a basehead.

        [–]ExdigguserPies 3 points4 points ago

        I don't know, which Spice Girl do you want to impregnate?

        I'm hoping this is a joke.

        [–]GhostOfSimbasDad 6 points7 points ago

        if it's baby spice he could go

        a - pedophile jokes
        or
        b - yo dawg...

        [–]pnogg 4 points5 points ago

        I think he's quoting an Eminem song.

        [–]czar_the_bizarre 60 points61 points ago

        I sang along to every goddamn word like it was 1997 all over again. I'm a 27 year old man, and I give no fucks.

        [–]Marsha_Brady 35 points36 points ago

        Holy shit...I was 27 in 1997.....

        [–]czar_the_bizarre 27 points28 points ago

        And you still look it.

        [–]Marsha_Brady 15 points16 points ago

        ಠ_ಠ

        I still get carded for smokes...

        [–]that_physics_guy 6 points7 points ago

        Most places tell their employees to card you unless you look 40, so take it as a compliment.

        [–]czar_the_bizarre 1 point2 points ago

        Really? Jesus, that happens to me and I get offended. I mean, I guess I should be flattered or something, but I know better than that-there is no goddamn way I look younger than 18.

        Kudos on that though. Always better to look younger than older.

        [–]gattlin 2 points3 points ago

        Some places, least where I work, if you look to be between the age of 18 to 25, we'll card.

        [–]evolvingon 0 points1 point ago

        What a kick ass time to have been 27. Jealous.

        [–]CSNX 2 points3 points ago

        I also give no fucks, I feel no shame. I was 14, they were hot. The words just imprinted.

        [–]TomasEsCholo 0 points1 point ago

        I too was 14 during the $pice 6irl invasion... I don't know how mant times I was called gay... I was just like "you dont like hot chicks in tight clothes dancing?" And I'm the gay one?

        [–]CSNX 1 point2 points ago

        I was just like "you dont like hot chicks in tight clothes dancing?" And I'm the gay one?

        Hahaha kids are dumb. I got that a lot too. It's particularly entertaining when dudes on a cheer leading team get crap. It's like, dude he's on a team of hot chicks and spends most of his extra-circular time working with/partying with them. Sure there might be gay dudes out there on cheer team, but I haven't met one yet.

        [–]TomasEsCholo 29 points30 points ago

        TIL: I would still fuck any of the Spice Girls

        [–]DoctorNose 25 points26 points ago

        They were holding their breath while waiting for word from you.

        [–]TomasEsCholo 1 point2 points ago

        I should get on it huh?

        [–]that-freakin-guy 6 points7 points ago

        Every single one of them. Many times.

        [–]hazilla 3 points4 points ago

        Even Sporty?

        [–]exnor 11 points12 points ago

        What's wrong with Sporty?

        [–]WizardsMyName 5 points6 points ago

        ESPECIALLY sporty

        [–]that-freakin-guy 1 point2 points ago

        Which is she, the one wearing the gold boob huggers? Yeah bro, especially her.

        [–]nikolifish 4 points5 points ago

        No that's scary. Sporty was in all white

        [–]pwnographic 0 points1 point ago

        first dibs on posh

        [–]fuck_keanu_reeves 4 points5 points ago

        TIL: you will fuck anyone

        [–]TomasEsCholo 0 points1 point ago

        You sound like mckayla "spice girls, not impreased"

        [–]MrKittyFantastico 6 points7 points ago

        They've been back together for a while now, no? They had that song "Headlines" come out a few years ago. This is almost like the album Blackout by Britney Spears. She had a few decent hits and everyone said it was her comeback. Then, there was the disastrous MTV Awards performance and that dumbass video of Chris Cricket screaming "Leave her alone" that made her team say "This can't be he comeback." A year later, her father took over and she came out with Circus. They considered that her comeback.

        I don't think I could've sounded anymore gayer in a post until now. Lady Gaga, Cher, Elton John, Freddie Mercury, Liberace. There. No more gay is possible.

        [–]wildpyro910 1 point2 points ago

        No, they had a short reunion tour back in early 2008 and they released a couple new singles in preparation for it. I just remember hearing on the news that the first concert of the tour in London sold out all 20,000 seats in less than 40 seconds.

        My sister tried desperately to get tickets to their Chicago concert that was added onto the tour last minute, but she said they sold out in like 15 minutes.

        [–]DRTYRYDR686 9 points10 points ago

        Haha I know just how you felt. I think I was more excited than my girlfriend.

        [–]Mitz510 20 points21 points ago

        Victoria Beckham is damn fine.

        [–]PEEL_THE_PENIS 17 points18 points ago

        I've always felt a little bad for her, because she's the one with no talent. She always looks so uncomfortable, it's like she knows.

        [–]flytaggart1 8 points9 points ago

        Its the constipation.

        [–]PEEL_THE_PENIS 4 points5 points ago

        Oh man, now I feel even more bad for her. Nobody deserves to be constipated for 18 years!

        [–]fench 4 points5 points ago

        Yeah, I feel terrible for talentless people with money and fame.

        Oh no wait, I feel bad for everyone else.

        [–]PEEL_THE_PENIS 1 point2 points ago

        I still wouldn't want to be that girl in a popular group.

        [–]girlinboots 2 points3 points ago

        Have you actually heard her sing? She did have a solo career that did pretty good. She didn't do it for long because she started to focus more on her fashion line and family, which again she was extremely talented at.

        [–]easy_Money[S] 1 point2 points ago

        Dude. Out of all the ones to feel bad for, she isn't the one.

        [–]PEEL_THE_PENIS 2 points3 points ago

        I disagree. To me she's just plain and boring, and that's one of the things I would never ever want to be. But I suppose she is/was an important part of the group.

        [–]RogueEyebrow 1 point2 points ago

        Temper your Feels, as she's married to one of the sexiest men on the face of the planet and is filthy rich.

        [–]PEEL_THE_PENIS 1 point2 points ago

        I know she is. Good for her. Doesn't change the lack of talent, though.

        [–]LowSociety 8 points9 points ago

        Thank you for sharing.

        [–]AlphaCunt 2 points3 points ago

        I've never seen her smile. Found one in the gazilion google images though.

        [–]lowercasejames 6 points7 points ago

        http://imgur.com/KIwY9

        [–]Tracenstien 2 points3 points ago

        WHY WOULD YOUR BLOOD BE ANY OTHER COLOR?

        [–]thegreatvortigaunt 3 points4 points ago

        Is that you, Boris?

        [–]multimasked 4 points5 points ago

        As a homosexual male, this: http://imgur.com/41kyN

        [–]FuckKarmaGetTrees 6 points7 points ago

        some part of that title is a lie, but it's a good gif

        [–]easy_Money[S] 1 point2 points ago

        I know. It seems ridiculous. but I'm straight as an arrow and that shit was catchy as hell and all over the radio when I was in middle school. They even made a movie.

        [–]milleribsen 11 points12 points ago

        Bitch, I saw that movie in the theaters, opening weekend.

        [–]cosmicglitter 4 points5 points ago

        Dude, I remember being all excited with my brand new cassette player with my Spice Girls cassette tape...I had the dolls and everything.

        In my defense, I'm a girl and I was probably about six or seven during the height of their fame.

        [–]Marsha_Brady 3 points4 points ago

        Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to site you. Please sign by the [X]. Your court date will be a week from today. I'm afraid points will be deducted from your man card. If you have no more violations for one year, points will be added back. Have a good day...

        [–]shiftyskies 9 points10 points ago

        I'm going to have to go with OP. As a man and self proclaimed connoisseur of good music, there's something totally bitchin' about the spice girls. They're fun and (used to be) kinda hot.

        [–]evolvingon 5 points6 points ago

        They're fun and (still are) kinda hot.

        FTFY

        [–]el__duderino 1 point2 points ago

        connoisseur of good music

        WAT

        self proclaimed

        Oh ok.

        [–]CSNX 1 point2 points ago

        Oh shit I forgot all about the movie. No I will not be checking to see if it is on netflix after I post this.

        [–]Giant_Robot_Birdhead 2 points3 points ago

        Really is the best way to describe The Mars Volta.

        [–]thisisamboarding 1 point2 points ago

        ?

        [–]Giant_Robot_Birdhead 0 points1 point ago

        The clip is from Get Him To The Greek, he is playing music by the band for her while imitating a scream.

        [–]dares1m 3 points4 points ago

        Sorry to be the douche here, but next to the other performances (The Who for christsakes, Queen with an on-screen MERCURY, the Muse and even Jessie J to an extent), it seemed to be somewhat... underwhelming?

        I was 7 when they were at the top of their fame, so maybe that is why...

        [–]MathewMurdock 6 points7 points ago

        So you are gay now?

        [–]awardedstraw 2 points3 points ago

        no, the spice girls are are composed of heterosexual females. If they were trying to advertise to women, they would obviously be gay. Since that is not the case they must be advertising to men, which is why easy_money and every other honest heterosexual man out there absolutely loves the spice girls.

        [–]zuluthrone 4 points5 points ago

        there's something wrong with you

        [–]Gengar0 0 points1 point ago

        Curse them blue blooded homosexual males, acting all manly about the spice girls.

        That's what you're trying to tell us right?

        [–]ukyah 1 point2 points ago

        why?

        [–]nateblack 1 point2 points ago

        ok im glad im not the only one. except i am 6'5" burly man and was the first one to notice in a crowded loud bar when there was that record scratch moment when i yelled out OH MY GOD THE SPICE GIRLS HAVE REUNITED! YESSSSSSSSS!

        [–]nottooshabbyatall 1 point2 points ago

        The police outfits.. I was like OMG they're still so fucking hawwt

        [–]aldhux 2 points3 points ago

        But they couldn't get Oasis to reunite...

        [–]quakank 1 point2 points ago

        I was far more interested to see if they had managed this miracle.

        [–]JonesBee 2 points3 points ago

        I used to masturbate furiously looking at their pictures when I was a teenager, especially Geri's nude ones. Fuck it, I'd still do it.

        [–]SecularMantis 1 point2 points ago

        I've got some bad news for you

        [–]speaktodragons 0 points1 point ago

        What is a spice girl?

        [–]evolvingon 4 points5 points ago

        A member of the most successful female band in the current history of music and a creature which has stayed extraordinarily hot since 1996. Let me play you the song of their people.

        [–]oh_bruddah 3 points4 points ago

        Did you type that with a straight face?

        Edit: Fine, I give up. The Spice Girls are clearly the greatest band to ever come out of Great Britain according to Reddit.

        [–]wildpyro910 0 points1 point ago

        If you have an issue with the most successful part, by the most common metric used for band success, records sold. I'm pretty sure that Spice Girls is the most successful female band ever assembled, by a pretty healthy margin too.

        Edit: Yep, just looked it up. They've sold over 75 million records and Destiny's Child is 2nd with 60 million.

        [–]oh_bruddah 0 points1 point ago

        Okay, you're probably right when it comes to record sales. Hell, Justin Bieber sells records, and I don't get that either. I just never thought of them as anything but a silly gimmick

        Considering the amount of amazing music to come out Great Britain, I was more than a little surprised that the Olympic committee would choose to showcase the Spice Girls on a world stage.

        [–]wildpyro910 0 points1 point ago

        Somewhat relevant question: How old are you?

        If you grew up during the hit of their popularity, it's easier to understand why Great Britain would choose to highlight them. I happen to have a sister that was 10-14 during the years the Spice Girls were active, she would literally be playing their tapes on repeat all day long. No matter how you look at it, the Spice Girls were an influential group.

        Even with amazing artists like Queen, the Beatles, and Oasis, the Spice Girls are probably Great Britain's most recognizable living pop icons. Heck, even my grandmother who is from China and doesn't speak very much English knows of them. The day I realized the amount of power the Spice Girls still had was when they announced their reunion tour back in 2008, they sold out their first venue in London with over 20,000 seats in less than 40 seconds. I remember the news reporting that even the organizers were shocked and they had to scramble around to book more concerts to keep up with demand.

        [–]oh_bruddah 1 point2 points ago

        It's very relevant - I'm 45. I was the youngest in my house, so I grew up listening to whatever the older ones wanted.

        I had friends that had kids into the Spice Girls. I just never got it.

        [–]Tyler_Anderson 0 points1 point ago

        What movie is this from?

        [–]pestilent_bronco 2 points3 points ago

        more importantly, he's reacting to The Mars Volta

        [–]hojoon0724 1 point2 points ago

        Take him to the greek

        [–]bigpinkdragon 0 points1 point ago

        Get Him To The Greek

        [–]RitalinYourMemory 1 point2 points ago

        That .gif is from 'Get Him To The Greek', correct?

        This is when he's singing a song from Mars Volta... What song is it that he's singing? I've haphazardly looked for it online and found nothing.

        Can anyone help?

        [–]pestilent_bronco 1 point2 points ago

        I remember reading somewhere that it's from Scab Dates, the live album

        [–]Webbeh 0 points1 point ago

        Yep. This is right - it's off the Scabdates live album TMV put out.

        [–]mindaika 0 points1 point ago

        It still amazes me that the one Spice Girl that couldn't sing was the one who got really famous. And that Wannabe came out the same year as Game of Thrones.

        [–]jackbauer616 0 points1 point ago

        red blooded heterosexual large* male

        [–]invalid_credentials 0 points1 point ago

        No politics here please.

        [–]Xervicx 0 points1 point ago

        heterosexual

        You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

        [–]Oakley-Guy15 1 point2 points ago

        Purple blooded* unless you're constantly bleeding.

        [–]SMOKEnTOKE00 0 points1 point ago

        Then you might not be "heterosexual" dude

        [–]cordoroy 0 points1 point ago

        yawnzzzzzz

        [–]Tier4 0 points1 point ago

        You got excited to see the spice girls on TV?

        You are not straight.

        [–]Typlo 0 points1 point ago

        Wasn't Muse a little bit more exciting?

        [–]pierre27 0 points1 point ago

        i think i peed a little when they came on. wait, i know i did. also, cried

        [–]Chinamerican 0 points1 point ago

        So you're my brother then.

        He loves the Spice Girls so much, it's cute.

        [–]dont_press_ctrl-W 0 points1 point ago

        That's the part where I lowered the volume just enough to hear nothing except when there'd be a transition in the music.

        But hey, each their taste. I'm sure many people enjoyed that part. It's not like they're writing the ceremonies for me.

        [–]Pickman -3 points-2 points ago

        Wait a tick.

        The Spice Girls broke up? I must have missed that in the vast almanac of shit not worth caring about from over a decade ago.

        [–]Amicar -1 points0 points ago

        I wasn't aware that heterosexual males were the only humans with red blood. Interesting.

        [–]stillnotking 18 points19 points ago

        That expression is as old as the hills. Oh, but I should clarify: I don't mean it is literally millions of years old.

        [–]LordOfGummies -1 points0 points ago

        There is go again trying to turn every little innocent comment into a fucking debate.

        [–]Amicar 1 point2 points ago

        ...? The color of human blood isn't really something you can debate. Calm down.

        [–]fuck_keanu_reeves -3 points-2 points ago

        It was just like hearing them for the first time - nausea

        [–]covertmoose007 2 points3 points ago

        Much rather would have seen led zeppelin

        [–]buzaow 2 points3 points ago

        I kept waiting for Page to pop up. What's the deal ? He was at the closing ceremony in Beijing and nowhere to be seen in London.

        [–]crankypants_mcgee 2 points3 points ago

        Hey, the spice girls were great because they explicitly told us if we want to get freaky with them, we have to have sexy times with all their friends too.

        AWESOME

        [–]guitarish 1 point2 points ago

        About the heterosexual part..

        [–]smellmyfakelegs -1 points0 points ago

        I was watching at a bar with the TV muted and am still just completely confused as to what the hell was going on during the ceremony...

        [–]live3orfry -1 points0 points ago

        OLD male. Dude you're old... and gay.

        [–]futafan 1 point2 points ago

        They will always have a special place in my heart. Specially Mel C.

        [–]sgtbridges23 -2 points-1 points ago

        Dude, you can come out of the closet. Its ok.

        [–]karlpilkoids 1 point2 points ago

        you spelt homosexual wrong.

        [–]Visionism -3 points-2 points ago

        So we, the country that produced the Beatles, The Who, The Rolling Stones, Iron Maiden, Oasis and hundreds of other musically significant bands decide to tell the world "This is British music!" by getting the cunting Spice Girls back together.

        Fuck.

        [–]dumbkid -4 points-3 points ago

        The closing was all wank, pure shit

        [–]noONEcaresTIM -4 points-3 points ago

        Wow, your face looked surprisingly like Jonah Hill's...

        [–]Banzaiiiii -2 points-1 points ago

        I am all for nostalgia but this is WRONG! This is like saying I miss the days of slavery or massively inflated childhood death rates...

        [–]lurkerer 0 points1 point ago

        Ah the middle ages, when men could be men.

        [–]thefilletshow -1 points0 points ago

        probably my favorite gif

        [–]ReactsWithWords -1 points0 points ago

        Expect the same gif when the OP starts the threads "My face, as a red-blooded heterosexual male, when the Spring fashion preview of Vogue comes out"; "My face, as a red-blooded heterosexual male, when the Tony awards are announced", and "My face, as a red-blooded heterosexual, entering a bar in The Castro".

        [–]zoinks690 -4 points-3 points ago

        Keep telling yourself you're straight, honey. You aren't gay, but the guy that sucks your dick is, right?

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