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[–]dangerweasel 8 points9 points ago

Open your eyes to the danger of dihydrogen monoxide! *edit for spelling.

[–]SubAtomicPlayboy 0 points1 point ago

The most deadly substance known to ants.

[–]GMangler 5 points6 points ago

[–]mod101 3 points4 points ago

http://www.dhmo.org/

Dihydrogen Monoxide, the scourge of our generation!

[–]GIRAFFE_IN_MY_ANUS 4 points5 points ago

Reminds me of a quote by George Carlin, "Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time".

Edit: Spelling

[–]FUCKED-WITH-A-KNIFE 1 point2 points ago

Carlin.

[–]GIRAFFE_IN_MY_ANUS 0 points1 point ago

Fixed it. Thanks.

[–]Cheehu 0 points1 point ago

Oh shit. Better go drink some water now..

[–]quarterdogs 0 points1 point ago

How can you prove the bottom left one?

[–]Bri_Lynn17 0 points1 point ago

Because 100% of people die and everyone is exposed to water at least once in their lives.

[–]quarterdogs 0 points1 point ago

Not that they have or have not, but how can you prove that they have admitted to it.

[–]Bri_Lynn17 0 points1 point ago

Oh hahaha I was looking at the bottom right. I'm so dumb. Sorry!

[–]Ebenezer_Spooge 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, I would probably be dead right now if it weren't for the consumption of water.

[–]Tobias_you_blowhard 1 point2 points ago

WATER IS AN ABOMINATION!!! If we let our kids drink water, soon they'll think its ok to marry animals.

[–]theuniverseisyou -1 points0 points ago

WE SHOULD INVADE THE OCEAN!! Wait a sec...people are 60 percent water...we should invade people...invade them reeeaaalll gooooood.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 0 points1 point ago

[–]Scaredtofart 0 points1 point ago

But my balls are soaking in water right now!!

[–]leftwing_rightist 1 point2 points ago

This is horrible, we should spread awareness of this through fb posts and lobby our politicians to ban water. Water is an evil thing that must be stopped. This is the worst thing to happen since 911, i cant believe this slipped past us for thousands of years.

[–]Slorgasm 1 point2 points ago

Did you know that 99.9999% of people who don't drink water don't die of cancer???

[–]replaysMike 1 point2 points ago

100% of the people who catch AIDS drank water. Coincidence?

[–]khandude88 0 points1 point ago

source?

[–]piccolom 0 points1 point ago

[–]Patrats -1 points0 points ago

:water is the leading cause of drowning: my response: YA DON'T SAY!!!!!!

[–]fora-mejora 0 points1 point ago

Water is the leading cause of drowing!!!

I lost my feces.

[–]CrusaderIII 0 points1 point ago

What if water is actually a deadly poison and it just takes 80+ years to kill us?

[–]Willziac 0 points1 point ago

I read every one of those as Dwight Shrute

[–]elevatorstairs 1 point2 points ago

FACT: Water supplied life to HITLER!

[–]ronfromcny -1 points0 points ago

"ingridients"?