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You have to admit, this is pretty funny. (x post from AdviceAnimals) (imgur.com)
submitted 2 months ago by SonOfSatan
[–]routari 12 points13 points14 points 2 months ago
Being right is considered elitist. Going along with everyone else and masturbating each other over a fantasy is the American way.
[–]just_a_commenter -7 points-6 points-5 points 2 months ago
Is "being right" what you kids call being wrong these days.
[–]smokebathsalts 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Burn!
[–]MegaZeusThor 14 points15 points16 points 2 months ago
There are two 10 year olds. One of them stopped believing in Santa several years ago, the other still completely believes in magic flying reindeer.
One might be better at putting clues together.
[–]Jdl5269 5 points6 points7 points 2 months ago
I bet I can tell you which one starts masterbating first
[–]TheYoungie42 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago
Good for them! It's fun!
[–]Carbon_Dirt 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
Then the parents come back with "Well no, silly, that part was just a metaphor. 'Santa' isn't a literal person in one place, he's everywhere, all the time! He exists in a different way than we can comprehend things existing, so it's hard to explain, but he's still there, and he's the one who gives you presents."
"But mom, I saw you putting the presents under the tree."
"Well we did, yeah, but that's just because Santa works through us to show his power."
[–]MegaZeusThor 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
That's some darn fine apologetics there.
[–]studmuffffffin 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
You forgot the "mysterious ways" excuse.
[–]biscobuddha 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
maybe one didn't get those clues yet
That's when one of the us who has figured some stuff out explains how we understand it. Good chance we'll be called dicks for being "wrong", "pushing our beliefs", or "ruining their love of Santa" (at the age of 10).
But because some people have never been challenged or "given clues", it can be all right sometimes to do just that.
[–]Raazzuls 9 points10 points11 points 2 months ago
I'm going to allow this.
[–]no1skaman 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago
This is bollocks! I am fucking scum.
[–]Scourge108 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
I really don't mean to come across as superior, but they make it really hard not to.
[–]elbruce 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago
"I ain't no monkey!"
"No, you're an idiot."
"Ooh, look at mister smug smarty-pants know-it-all! You're such a jerk!"
[–]Scourge108 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
"Evolution is a lie, and you're stupid if you believe it!"
"Actually, there is well documented and peer-reviewed evidence that evolution is indeed a fact."
"Stop oppressing my beliefs! Why do you have to shove that down my throat? Don't you believe in freedom?"
[–]advicevice 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago
It's funny because it's true.
[–]Feinberg 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
It would be more funny if it weren't symptomatic of the persecution atheists face on reddit and everywhere else, but apart from that, yeah, funny.
[–]UniqueNameGoddamnit 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
Better/Smarter
[–]cdpowerman5000 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
I can't help but read this and every comment in his voice now.
[–]mage123459 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Upvote for you sir
[–]JonahFrank 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
i don't admit anything, that's how i'm better than you
[–]Graviteh 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
People who bitch about /r/atheism being full of assholes doesn't understand that there is a problem with the world when the majority believe in invisible sky daddies
[–]snake117 -2 points-1 points0 points 2 months ago
Just because there is a problem doesnt mean you have to be a douche on how you handle it
[–]elbruce 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
Doesn't mean you have to be a douche to the people pointing out the problem.
[–]Graviteh 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
all reasonable attempts have been repelled by douchebaggerification
[–]snake117 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago*
All the more reason not to stoop to their level. If martin luther king hadnt been peaceful and polite with his protests, he wouldnt have had as much support, and it would just prove the other side right.
[–]nexlux -2 points-1 points0 points 2 months ago
Glad you were specific he was peaceful and polite during protests- i heard his hotel vists went otherwise.... LOL
[–]snake117 -1 points0 points1 point 2 months ago
personally i dont find that one humorous
[–]nexlux 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Why not?
[–]SatanicTheocracy -1 points0 points1 point 2 months ago
Yeah, what's your point?
[–]manuel_robot_cleaner -1 points0 points1 point 2 months ago
I find this hilarious, mainly because I enjoy looking at funny memes :)
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