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Watering plants rageHOLY FUCK THIS COMIC IS AMAZING (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by pearson530I get jealous over silly things

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[–]jacobo 286 points287 points ago

classic 4 panel comic

no le, just me, etc

upvote

[–]Fusioning 89 points90 points ago

A refreshing return to the Reddit of our founding fathers.

[–]lskatz 0 points1 point ago

/r/classicrage

[–]brokebackginger 38 points39 points ago

let me introduce you to r/classicrage. its great for those of us who dont like what f7u12 has become

[–]BigB69 16 points17 points ago

In all honesty I unsubscribed months ago because it got really repetitive...

[–]im_probably_tripping 11 points12 points ago

I feel like that subreddit would benefit a lot from allowing more than just the classic rage face. All I really want is four-panel comics with minimal text. Anybody know of such a place?

[–]trickshot60 11 points12 points ago

Heaven?

[–]Tdaug1996 1 point2 points ago

or hell...

[–]jacobo 5 points6 points ago

finally, thanks!

[–]feeblemuffin 2 points3 points ago

inevitable comment stating it is a four panel comic.

[–]Oh_yea_ 1 point2 points ago

Those redditers nut to those 4 panels, dont take away their r/ragegonewild fap moments

[–]novalidusernames 45 points46 points ago

Perfect nozzle. Best artist ever.

[–]BCBUDDHA 6 points7 points ago

indeed, came here to also admire the nozzle, OP should add it to his portfolio and apply to Gardena or another nozzle company

[–]draw_art 39 points40 points ago

http://gifs.gifbin.com/102011/1318964132_katy_perry_gets_slimed_in_the_face.gif

[–]The_nick 25 points26 points ago

What no brazzers logo

[–]ULJaradLord of animations 106 points107 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/IycHx.gif

[–]Anaphylatic 18 points19 points ago

That was fantastic.

[–]destiny24 3 points4 points ago

fantastic indeed.

[–]Dickfore 4 points5 points ago

Do you do this in other subreddits? You should do this in other subreddits.

[–]ULJaradLord of animations 2 points3 points ago

Only here. <3

[–]Dickfore 2 points3 points ago

That gives me a sad, but your gifs here make me happy.

[–]The_nick 3 points4 points ago

You did it one better way to deliver!

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[–]dacouchpatato 12 points13 points ago

You gigantic asshole

[–]TheAmityvillain 11 points12 points ago

WHAT HAPPENED!?

[–]erikpurne 4 points5 points ago

Gah! Seriously! I hate when people delete their comments. Why is it even an option? No deletions, and edits only append stuff, never modify the original. This is the reddit I want to see.

[–]dacouchpatato 0 points1 point ago

When you click on the link it went to a website that gave you around 200 or so pop ups and the text on the pop ups acted like there was someone talking to you and it kept mocking you saying how you couldn't leave and it pissed me off so much.

[–]andified 7 points8 points ago

What did he say?

[–]aduckslemonade 5 points6 points ago

Yeah .. What Did he say?

[–]appledotango 5 points6 points ago

Google Chrome gives me an option to prevent every single one of those dialogue boxes. Checkmate, bitch.

[–]Tdaug1996 0 points1 point ago

i have chrome... how do i do this witchcraft?!

[–]appledotango 0 points1 point ago

Mine just does it automatically, so I'm not sure how to turn that option on if yours doesn't.

[–]Tdaug1996 0 points1 point ago

aww...

[–]StuffandJunk12 4 points5 points ago

Up vote for the amazing nozzle drawing. Boom.

[–]Tdaug1996 1 point2 points ago

BOOM, HEADSHOT!

[–]slw1234 14 points15 points ago

You should remove the text in the second panel and post it to /r/classicrage

[–]pearson530I get jealous over silly things[S] 13 points14 points ago

I was thinking about that, but i'd also have to remove all of the other rage faces and make the last panel the fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu face exclusively (although I could alter it slightly)

[–]Bard_the_Bowman 4 points5 points ago

I don't think you'd get too much grief over the last panel. They generally don't get too picky about that as long as it's crucial to the punchline and retains the rage guy. You'd probably get some minor bitching over the other rage faces but you'd probably get some upvotes anyway. The people over there love to bitch but they'll generally appreciate anything good as long as it follows the basic 4-panel pattern.

[–]pearson530I get jealous over silly things[S] 14 points15 points ago

Alright I've made a new version that's suitable for /r/classicrage. I'm not really into crossposting (I view it as reposting; even if it's my own stuff). If anybody reading this comment is interested in crossposting it for some free internet points, go ahead, you have my approval.

[–]redgroupclan 10 points11 points ago

Where did the flowers go?

[–]Kon-chezz 4 points5 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Dhlw3.gif

[–]bman214 -2 points-1 points ago

The people on all points of the spectrum like to bitch about everything. r/ragenovels, f7u12, and r/classicrage

[–]Bard_the_Bowman 1 point2 points ago

classicrage is extremely picky. I don't necessarily think it's a bad thing, but it is by far the pickiest subreddit I have ever seen and they like to complain.

[–]TheHerbalGerbil 1 point2 points ago

Please don’t ever buy a gun. :D

[–]Imalurkerwhocomments 1 point2 points ago

thats what the little metal thing that holds the handle down is for

[–]mousecat62 2 points3 points ago

That is so true!

[–]phillyb 2 points3 points ago

Broke a nozzle doing that once. Water everywhere, never again.

[–]TileFloor 2 points3 points ago

I know that spray bro

[–]kara123125 2 points3 points ago

What a beautiful third panel.

[–]succulentjoint 1 point2 points ago

for the title "the best surprise of watering plants on a hot day" FTFY

also: damn fine art son

[–]jayelwhitedear 2 points3 points ago

This is just so simple, so pure, and so accurate. The imagery just really drives it home. This has happened to me so many times, so I can personally relate. Definitely one of the best comics I've seen. Thank you!

[–]zebrahead110 1 point2 points ago

this is what rage comics are supposed to be. uptoke for you my friend.

[–]Calvin_Model 1 point2 points ago

good stuff.

[–]Chumpenstein 1 point2 points ago

True life there.

[–]Sheagle 1 point2 points ago

this actually happened to me last week while watering my neighbors garden

[–]GrantNexus 0 points1 point ago

It's important to have a splash in there.

[–]ForeverUnknownOne 1 point2 points ago

Your diagram of the hose is flawless!

[–]millertime0503 0 points1 point ago

Very true. Also, thanks for the reminder -- I need to water the garden.

[–]binary_sandwich 1 point2 points ago

I used to try to do this on purpose. Then I gave up. Then it happened.

[–]EmmaTwatson 0 points1 point ago

Classic.

[–]WRXero 0 points1 point ago

its the best when other people see this happen to you

[–]sealman911 0 points1 point ago

Those are some really nice flowers

[–]bman214 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for great art and classic style.

I believe this 17.875 max score move only had deductions of .575, because the judges deduct at least that much just cuz.

[–]The_Docter_Who 0 points1 point ago

I thought it said "wearing pants rage"...

[–]TheWondermonkey 0 points1 point ago

Volunteered at a car wash once... did this to a customer. The volunteer coordinator was not happy.

[–]evpanda 0 points1 point ago

Finally, classic rage comic!

[–]devjunk 0 points1 point ago

This is why you don't throw things.

[–]TheBaltimoron 0 points1 point ago

You were asking for it. Just admit...you liked it.

[–]j1m32a 1 point2 points ago

Happens every time.

[–]brigina 1 point2 points ago

I clean the floors at my job with a hose. This happens to me at least once a week and I go home with soaking clothes.

[–]14platinum 0 points1 point ago

I got this so fucking much this summer when i worked in the green house.

[–]ms211064 0 points1 point ago

This happens every time I wash to dogs.

[–]CANADIANxPUNKx 0 points1 point ago

1st world problems

[–]agen_kolar 0 points1 point ago

When you live in Florida, you don't mind when this happens.

[–]Rekuja 1 point2 points ago

Good ole 4 panel, you don't see much of these around :(

[–]sergregor 0 points1 point ago

Don't throw your hose nozzle sprayer thing on the ground. It will break. If you insist, though, please do not take it back to the store complaining about how it broke.

Sincerely, a guy who works at a hardware store.

[–]Hey_Meoq 1 point2 points ago

Been there..... Done that.... Except the hose was full of hot water because it had been sitting out in the sun... I now apply the "drop hose nozzle down to my foot and then let it hit the ground" technique...

[–]JBHxC420 0 points1 point ago

This happens to me at work sometimes

[–]nakedapedude 0 points1 point ago

Haha fuck I do this ALL the time!

[–]727Super27 0 points1 point ago

I weep with nostalgia for the better days of f7u12. Brilliant.

[–]sexy_panda 0 points1 point ago

This is great, I am house sitting for a friend and the yard is part of the deal and every fucking day so far this has happened. Today I took the nozzle off, much much better.

[–]Davesnotheree 0 points1 point ago

every damn time

[–]toystar5 0 points1 point ago

You can draw this woth technology, upvote for you

[–]Assgasket 0 points1 point ago

Old Facefull.

[–]askull100 1 point2 points ago

This is, in fact, an amazing, cow reccomended comic.

[–]GParrell78 0 points1 point ago

I did this myself recently while cleaning out an inflatable pool. The first few times it just sprayed the house, the third time, the nozzle landed on the ground directly between my legs and the water shot straight up. Kinda like a powerful bidet. lol

[–]jpeace42 0 points1 point ago

I have So done this to myself before.

[–]StarHat 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't rage, I'd start playing with the hose and have fun!

[–]jay1108 0 points1 point ago

I've done this so many times...

[–]kajarago 0 points1 point ago

A most welcome return to rage comic form!

[–]jellyworld 0 points1 point ago

this happens to many times

[–]HoboWithAGlock 0 points1 point ago

Who the hell needs to take a break when watering plants?

[–]CerBB -2 points-1 points ago

Ive posted funnier comics and this shit get to the front page?

[–]advancenotice -4 points-3 points ago

Can I ask why you were watering your plants by hand? They make incredibly efficient and affordable solutions to this problem. These new inventions called irrigation systems are sold at every major hardware store.

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