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[–]tylorjams 104 points105 points ago

Don't speak.

[–]Pimp_nation 34 points35 points ago

I'm sorry, but this shit is bananas.

[–]pirate_doug 27 points28 points ago

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

[–]Rokosnocone 9 points10 points ago

It's bananas!

[–]Roxxer 11 points12 points ago

Are you people saying it's potatoes?

[–]Tacos4ever100 4 points5 points ago

Everything is potatoes.

[–]GanjaSoldier 2 points3 points ago

No it's turtles. All the way down.

[–]queendraconis 2 points3 points ago

And here I am thinking everything is bacon.

[–]anonymoustroll -1 points0 points ago

well, how do you like them apples?

[–]iputbananasinmybutt -1 points0 points ago

mmmm.

[–]Ragefacesoflucy 0 points1 point ago

Walking into spider webs

[–]stillnotking 5 points6 points ago

She knows what it's thinkin'.

[–]Rosenkrantz_ 1 point2 points ago

Just when I thought I couldn't laugh any harder.

[–]iLikeBabyBop -1 points0 points ago

She <3's making fart noises

[–]couldntcantbe 39 points40 points ago

Sharmpit.

[–]atimholt 1 point2 points ago

[–]namtrix 0 points1 point ago

What is this ?! And why do I love it so?!

[–]Doomfield 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, Tom Hanks.

[–]slightly_tired 21 points22 points ago

she needs to use secret

[–]Divine_Illusion 6 points7 points ago

this is why i've developed an armpit fetish

[–]LongTrang 3 points4 points ago

I seriously thought I was the only one!

[–]Divine_Illusion 0 points1 point ago

My dear friend, you're not alone. We are a rare breed. Do not abnegate our existence. The Few, The Proud, The Armpitlovers.

[–]That_Puertorican_Guy 1 point2 points ago

We must unite all armpit lovers!

[–]Divine_Illusion -1 points0 points ago

We must! We will! I hope your future mate abides to your needs.

[–]LongTrang 0 points1 point ago

[–]Divine_Illusion -1 points0 points ago

Heaven heaven heaven heaven. Thank you for this great gift you have bestowed upon me. I am forever indebted to you.

[–]MynamesMarie 0 points1 point ago

Is this a real fetish or have I been on the Internet too long?

[–]Hugokarenque 7 points8 points ago

Pretty much anything you can think of is a fetish.

[–]Divine_Illusion -1 points0 points ago

I've looked it up and there are people who have the same fetish...it isn't nearly as publicized as most fetishes because like i said before, there are a few of us out there that have this fetish. However i do believe the fetish is developed due to extended hours logged onto the internet.

[–]MynamesMarie 0 points1 point ago

Let this be a lesson; if you spend too much time online, armpits will start giving you erections.

[–]Divine_Illusion -2 points-1 points ago

It's a true tragedy. Very glad it has happened though. A new found beauty for the woman body.

[–]HelloAdventure 4 points5 points ago

Only dreams now.

[–]dillywin 3 points4 points ago

Dont Reek i know just what you're stinking

[–]SunAndCigarrets 4 points5 points ago

Wow, nobody told me 2004 was BACK!

[–]SelectaRx 6 points7 points ago

It's not.

[–]salena_rena97 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way to hard at this.

[–]Quaytsar 4 points5 points ago

She's not saying "Shh", she's saying "shit" but it's censored.

PROOF

[–]Veo_x 2 points3 points ago

Fuck you. It's stuck in my head now.

[–]derping 2 points3 points ago

I heard this woman shits bananas?

[–]TheTragicReturn 1 point2 points ago

[–]AdamEdge -1 points0 points ago

B

[–]SirHenryMorgan 1 point2 points ago

I was just listening to this yesterday for nostalgia's sake...then again..and again......

[–]Fish_Master_Flex 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who smelled rancid fruit loops when I clicked this link?

[–]maxine114 0 points1 point ago

This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

[–]WhatTheFhtagn 0 points1 point ago

No tears, only dream now.

[–]blakeready710 1 point2 points ago

Girl you talk too much..Shutup

[–]tehdang 0 points1 point ago

Oh man I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying.

[–]riceofthemachine 0 points1 point ago

/r/underarms

yes it's real

[–]copyranter 0 points1 point ago

I see your talking armpits, and raise you singing armpits: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFIQORtX4QQ

[–]anonymoustroll 0 points1 point ago

If talking were smelling, you'd be yelling.

[–]1rv 0 points1 point ago

[–]Pheonix269 0 points1 point ago

Laughed way harder than I should have. Up vote for you ma'am

[–]TheNumberOneOrFive 0 points1 point ago

No you SHHH woman!!!! Maybe the armpit has something interesting to say...

[–]Kevramadam -1 points0 points ago

Shhhhh-ure. It wont let you down

[–]starwarscreature 1 point2 points ago

The stank...IT SPEAKS!

[–]Catch22af 0 points1 point ago

Don't speak, i know what you're saying- You're unsure.

[–]RevolutionNine 1 point2 points ago

You talk too much, talking cat.

[–]rottenseed 0 points1 point ago

Don't reek, I know that you're stinking...

[–]PenguinPete -3 points-2 points ago

i laughed way to hard at this.

[–]AlbertsShuffle -1 points0 points ago

that was funny

[–]willy-shorts -1 points0 points ago

She looks like the punkish no-nonsense chick, Riley. If that armpit is good-smelling, I would like to sniff too with your damn pretty face.

[–]Cole3823 1 point2 points ago

NSFW

[–]ky789 -2 points-1 points ago

I was going to upvote this but it had 1337 upvotes and I couldn't bring myself to do it.

[–]Tebasaki -1 points0 points ago

Don't stink . I know just why you're stinkin, don't tell me cause old spice??

[–]JimTokle 1 point2 points ago

Fuck you. Old Spice is awesome.

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

I'm not hatin', that's just what goes with the song.

[–]Bharding14 -1 points0 points ago

i don't even know why i am still laughing.

[–]Temporarily__Alone -2 points-1 points ago

Helvetica.

[–]imagine22jc 0 points1 point ago

Don't speak, you're nothing but an armpit.

[–]BlackZeppelin -1 points0 points ago

Someone should have told her band that when they were writing "Settle Down".

[–]Banditosaur 0 points1 point ago

[–]Avarra -1 points0 points ago

I hate the sound of her voice.