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[–]Bladegrey 4 points5 points ago

[–]jtroeh00 2 points3 points ago

Buy Flantasy Flan

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

No, but he got a PUDDI

[–]jsharr 5 points6 points ago

repoooossstttt

[–]gulljack 0 points1 point ago

Upon repost Upon repost Upon repost.

[–]Scientifunk 0 points1 point ago

This repost is so old, women still put bows in their hair.

[–]sephsta -1 points0 points ago

Hahaha this is brilliant

[–]Gurgi3 0 points1 point ago

When life gives you Flan. . . .

[–]StanDinfamy 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7P0fEvKrsA best song with a lyric containing the word "flan"

[–]eao 1 point2 points ago

Buy Fantasy Flan.

Buy Fantasy Flan.

Buy Fantasy Flan.

Buy Fantasy Flan.

[–]Sharff 0 points1 point ago

10/10

[–]DalekCaek 0 points1 point ago

I'll believe in God for free flan. I love flan.

[–]vailman 0 points1 point ago

made me laugh waaaay harder than I should have

[–]complex_reduction 0 points1 point ago

How can you believe in god without believing god has a plan? Is it some kind of "special needs" god who has no idea what the fuck they're doing?

That being said, I've never understood the term "god's plan".

Plan: "A detailed proposal for doing or achieving something."

If you believe in god you must believe that god is omniscient and omnipotent. Why would god need a plan? What the fuck does god have to plan around? What could go wrong that requires forward thinking from god? A god would have perfect knowledge and absolute power. Nothing could ever possibly go wrong and if it did he/she/it has infinite power to just change the outcome so the plan works flawlessly.

Seriously these people need better propaganda.

[–]Iameviltree -2 points-1 points ago

This was the second reddit post I ever saw. That was a while ago now. If you didn't make it - and it's on the internet - chances are it was here loooong before you were. Please, stop reposting. That way reddit crawls out of the hole it's currently dying in, and I get to stop writing this on every second god damn post.

[–]JefferyFrank -2 points-1 points ago

I'll start going to church is god has some flan for me. As long as you get it up front...

[–]theartfulcodger -2 points-1 points ago

Me gusta.

[–]walkatnight -5 points-4 points ago

God doesn't exist, so he doesn't have a flan for you. Sorry.

[–]gulljack 3 points4 points ago

Omg atheist? SO BRAVE

[–]spazmodic- 0 points1 point ago

I call this guy's flan!

[–]NSskier90 1 point2 points ago

Jesus has a flan for you, he told me when I was in Mexicali the other day

[–]RBFan111 -1 points0 points ago

Yes. God has a flan for everyone. You just need to find it. Find your flan.