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Inappropriate contentCPR Instructions (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by Sacrificer

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[–]fourvalleys 65 points66 points ago

This belongs in /r/funny, based on this stupid laughter I've got going.

[–]schizoidvoid 3 points4 points ago

Agreed. I am entirely too receptive to eating a bedtime snack right now for this to be WTF material.

[–]FuctUp 0 points1 point ago

Definitely. This made me wake everyone in the house up.

[–]deathwish644 -5 points-4 points ago

Agreed. Xposted.

[–]DjHomage 6 points7 points ago

I thought OP is the one entitled of x-posts. If not I could take any post and x-post it to as many subreddits as I would like. I wouldn't advice doing so, especially since this is a repost, but hey go ahead, Have fun.

[–]deathwish644 0 points1 point ago

[edit] Sorry. I will delete it if he want to repost it.

[–]DjHomage 2 points3 points ago

You do what you please, don't let me tell you what to do, just trying to be informative.

[–]deathwish644 -1 points0 points ago

Think I might just delete it to keep things cool. First time I xposted and did not know that.

Thanks.

[–]inkpot80 16 points17 points ago

I work in a hospital. Totally printing this off tomorrow to hang on the wall.

[–]Lowreym 7 points8 points ago

I laughed so hard at the Capri sun thing

[–]blore40 6 points7 points ago

If only I had used Capri Sun, I would have saved countless lives. I've been pouring epoxy glue down their throats.

[–]BitterNAlone 1 point2 points ago

Ok, that's funny, kinda

[–]thirstyfalcon 12 points13 points ago

As someone who's been trained on CPR a few different times, I laughed way too hard at this!

[–]Turious 2 points3 points ago

If you've been trained before, then this shouldn't be that funny since you've already learned this process. Right?

[–]thirstyfalcon 2 points3 points ago

Well you're actually supposed to perform an emergency tracheotomy with the Caprisun straw, just stab it in like you do with the juice pouch

[–]thefalsecognate 6 points7 points ago

Brings me back to my lifeguard training...

[–]DuduTheDodo 2 points3 points ago

I want to post this in our first aid room. It would TOTALLY reassure the patients that we know what we're doing.

[–]u_r_a_faget 8 points9 points ago

I POSTED THIS ON MY OLD ACCOUNT 2 WEEKS AGO. GOT DOWNVOTED TO SHIT YOU.... YOU GET ALL THE GLORY AND UPVOTES I AM SO BUTTHURT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW.

[–]Ougie 10 points11 points ago

WTF

[–]nosehat 11 points12 points ago

Yeah, i know. I can't believe these are the real instructions!!! OMG WTF!

[–]Soll_Id 8 points9 points ago

Relevant.

[–]Michichael 1 point2 points ago

Ah CPR, the one place where you can break somebody's ribs and save their life at the same time.

[–]MrBoog 0 points1 point ago

Fun fact: the "cracking" noise you hear when administering CPR is usually the sternum separating from the ribs, not the ribs themselves breaking (though it's still possible to break someone's ribs while performing CPR).

[–]Salchicha 1 point2 points ago

More of a "Wow, That's Funny!" but it's pretty amusing so I'm not complaining. Does anyone have the one similar to this with airplane emergency instructions?

[–]BitterNAlone 0 points1 point ago

Oh! I been doing it WRONG!!! Thank you for pointing out the error of my ways

[–]masonr08 0 points1 point ago

Sounds good to me, but what flavor is the Capri-sun?

[–]just_some_gomer 0 points1 point ago

"the hind-lick." this is the only CPR i know

edit: forgot the "."

[–]madmelonxtra 0 points1 point ago

TIL: I've been doing it all wrong.

[–]CDi-Fails 0 points1 point ago

Was this written by Penguinz0 (Cr1TiKaL)?

[–]Squirrels_eat_bacon 1 point2 points ago

Seems legit.

[–]bued07 0 points1 point ago

WTF... is this?

[–]Critz 0 points1 point ago

I can never get the nipples to reharden

[–]calamityjo 0 points1 point ago

As part of a security operations course I learnt CPR today. I can't wait to show this to the instructor tomorrow.

[–]Frase 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha that was awesome