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all 45 comments

[–]halonium 34 points35 points ago

Human baby, without a doubt. Next question.

[–]KindredBear 10 points11 points ago

Easy, human baby.

[–]DerelictDiety 5 points6 points ago

I concur.

[–]fgriglesnickerseven 0 points1 point ago

Why not both?

[–]drmagnanimous 7 points8 points ago

Pretty sure a baby because I don't have to do as much work. Killing 100 puppies is a serious time commitment with only my bare hands... Plus, Disney showed me how hard it is to kill 100 puppies.

[–]Damon-Wolfe 3 points4 points ago

Fucking love puppies. Don't have to much love for babies. Not trying to troll just my opinion.

[–]Karmakerosene 2 points3 points ago

I totally agree.

[–]Alcomahol 6 points7 points ago

100 Puppies. They last longer.

[–]SubzeroQK 2 points3 points ago

A human baby, the puppies will appreciate it more.

[–]CitizenPremier 0 points1 point ago

Nobody could masturbate for that long!

[–]adamthecow 8 points9 points ago

The baby would probably grow up to be a dick anyway.

[–]HotSpicedChai 3 points4 points ago

I know right, they'd be all up on reddit like hard asses "ya I'd kill the human baby"

[–]Dulcerios209 6 points7 points ago

Definitly a Human Baby. No way i would kill one single animal.

[–]caveman_rejoice 1 point2 points ago

Because humans aren't animals.

Ninja edit: lots of sarcasm.

[–]arissaaah -1 points0 points ago

This is fucking stupid. So if you had to. Choose between killing one baby or one puppy you would choose to kill the baby? What the fuck kind of person are you? I'm all for animal rights but this is excessive.

[–]Laziness 6 points7 points ago

The puppy doesn't have the potential to grow up to be the next Hitler or Paris Hilton or Carrot Top. Do the world a favor and kill the baby, spare the puppy.

[–]arissaaah -2 points-1 points ago

I can't even.. you guys are fucking stupid.

[–]Pwoshi 3 points4 points ago

Babies are annoying. A hundred puppies is a lot to kill. I'd rather get rid of one crying sack of flesh than a hundred puppies. Though I'd rather kill none, of course.

[–]Dulcerios209 6 points7 points ago

Well im not saying im gonna kill a baby, but if i had to choose it would be the baby.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Because animals are so innocent?

[–]FullMoon1108 2 points3 points ago

I could get creative killing the baby

[–]Karmakerosene 1 point2 points ago

The baby. They're way less cute than puppies, plus it's just ONE baby.

[–]Gjeesterphlunnie -1 points0 points ago

wow... And how many times have you called me a "horrible" person because I questioned your hair style...?

[–]Karmakerosene -1 points0 points ago

I was kidding. ._. Who the fuck would actually say they would kill a baby and mean it? I'm not a fucking psychopath. YOU need to stop bothering me. How about this, next time you see one of my comments, stay out of my business and keep your unhelpful mouth shut.

[–]Spitfire65745 3 points4 points ago

glad to know we all agree, plus it's not like one puppy vs one human baby it's 100 freaking puppies.

[–]nosehat 2 points3 points ago

Why not both?

[–]Mechzx 0 points1 point ago

The baby, killing 100 puppys would take too long.

[–]darksidemojo 1 point2 points ago

  1. Not WTF
  2. As said before Human baby without hesitation.
  3. If you say otherwise you're a communist.