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[–]nothinbutcats 26 points27 points ago

FINALLY my user name is relevant!

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 9 points10 points ago

Mine is always relevant.

[–]archkyle 1 point2 points ago

go on

[–]Blamemeta 1 point2 points ago

So meta. . .

[–]Jasperbudoing 1 point2 points ago

When i first saw this post, i thought "they know me!".

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 1 point2 points ago

this is reddit, it can't be that uncommon

[–]azimuthentertainment 12 points13 points ago

Reposting? That's a paddlin'

[–]kaede1s 1 point2 points ago

Upvoting? That's a paddlin'

[–]azimuthentertainment 1 point2 points ago

Commenting on my comment? That's a paddlin'

[–]kaede1s 1 point2 points ago

Paddlin' the school canoe? Ooh, you better believe that's a paddlin'

[–]c0nw 10 points11 points ago

The amount of times this has been reposted...

[–]Kadoc 2 points3 points ago

number of posts containing actual cats is about 1/10th the size of the ammount of posts complaining about there being too many cats

[–]Spineless_John 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, outside of /r/aww it's rare to see anything related to a cat in a default subreddit.

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[–]HiVoltRock 3 points4 points ago

Let's be honest here. There are SO MANY Simpsons characters that have names or pseudo-names ("Bumble Bee Man", "Sea Captain" for pseudy-names) that they can't possibly properly utilize them all. Look at Hans Moleman, Miss Hoover, Otto (arguable), and Dr. Nick. Also...RIP Phil Hartman. On top of being an amazing comedy force, he voiced some of the funniest recurring Simpsons characters (Lionel Hutz and Troy Mclure)

[–]azimuthentertainment 0 points1 point ago

Ah I miss Troy McClure (sp?) why did he disappear but Lionel Hutz is still around?

P.S. sorry about the HIV :(

[–]omar_ohindeed 1 point2 points ago

I think the sea captain has the funniest line ever (His name is Mcailster, for the record) Mr. Burns: Have any of you seen the sun set at three o'clock? Sea Captain: Yar, once, when I was sailin' round the arctic circle... Mr.Burns: Shut up you!

[–]HiVoltRock 0 points1 point ago

Well look at that! Thanks. TIL his name is Captain Horatio McCallister.

[–]wackensack 3 points4 points ago

[–]tdn 4 points5 points ago

And I discover reposts.

Thanks, NickHerb, you made me that guy

[–]Peacemaker845 0 points1 point ago

Maybe Jasper does the Astro..

[–]95enjoipanda 0 points1 point ago

Ha this is my name

[–]Jasperbudoing 0 points1 point ago

And i thought the name jasper was uncommon...

[–]95enjoipanda 0 points1 point ago

It is.

[–]Ironman3721 0 points1 point ago

I thought it read Japan instead of Jasper, I watched the gif like a thousand times trying to understand the complex humor I must be missing.

[–]Millsy1 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else disappointed it wasn't referring to Jasper Alberta?

[–]aditpwns 0 points1 point ago

*discovers YouTube

[–]EmperorClobbersaurus 1 point2 points ago

This joke is so old redditors stopped fapping to it because it's now of legal age.

[–]E_Wander 0 points1 point ago

You could just unsubscribe from /r/aww. No more cats!

[–]NightOfTheSlunk 0 points1 point ago

There are more posts about cat posts than there are about cats.

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[–]e4excellence -1 points0 points ago

I despise cats, and I can't stand the sight of them. RES is absolutely invaluable for filtering out the majority of that bullshit.