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[–]Final21 158 points159 points ago

I don't even know what "twerking" and taking the "dick over that lunch" mean, but it sounds horrible.

[–]nosehat 119 points120 points ago

Avoid this woman's lunches at all costs.

[–]iMILFbait 21 points22 points ago

This is twerking.

[–]HeadBIC 7 points8 points ago

Wow, I wonder if there's a way she could use that for good.

[–]implyingiusereddit 4 points5 points ago

god damn I love watching black people dance

[–]ima4nspy 2 points3 points ago

Could you tell that batman was a white guy?

[–]implyingiusereddit 4 points5 points ago

Did you see his thrusting technique, clearly a gentleman of African descent.

[–]smilenowgirl 0 points1 point ago

I concur. He did well.

[–]WHOWANTSBEEF 1 point2 points ago

"...can y'all do the stinky leg for the happy birthday boy?"

kids in unison "NOO!!!!"

What the hell is a stinky leg?

[–]smilenowgirl 1 point2 points ago

It's the stanky leg actually.

[–]smilenowgirl 0 points1 point ago

Whyre they popping and shaking their butts at a kids party?? As a black woamn: wut.

[–]emmadilemma 2 points3 points ago

I am thinking two things:

  • I am concerned about the pressure on the knees, especially when she slams up and down on the car hood.

  • I am jealous of what must be AMAZING thigh muscles. Holy Crap.

[–]aceonw 4 points5 points ago

I myself am concerned about the pressure on the car hood. You can see the indentations made by her feet. I can just imagine some old lady running out, screaming "Get off my car, you damn twerkers! Damn young kids these days, twerking all over the place."

[–]Frumpington 1 point2 points ago

That poor car.

[–]hailasia 55 points56 points ago

Twerking is this sexy thing girl's do where they move their ass. I believe taking dick over lunch means that the girl would rather have sex or suck a black wiener then eat her actually food.

[–]Ramton 59 points60 points ago

I disagree, Twerking is more scary than sexy. It looks like she's trying to attack someone with her ass

[–]Ramses3 10 points11 points ago

"attack someone with her ass"

Sounds hot.

[–]mrupyours13 9 points10 points ago

Yeah its like fucking someone with the ass

[–]Flurven 4 points5 points ago

It looks like some type of defense mechanism some animals have to scare off predators.

I can imagine a flock of bitches, grazing in a meadow, suddenly freeze with horror as they see a suspicious-looking stranger approaching. Instinctively, they bend over, trying to twerk off the predator.

The guy, wearing a hat and an oversized suite, quickly pulls to a halt. Panting and leaning sideways, he looks a bit confused but is still curious. He takes an investigating step forward, which is immediately answered by an aggressive leap from the twerking ass. The guy then goes like, "naah, fuck it."

[–]sarahjewel 1 point2 points ago

Literally crying from laughter as my 6 year old stares at me going "WHAT, mom?!" "Nothing. Nothing..."

[–]Flurven 0 points1 point ago

Mostly, I'm impressed that you found my comment almost a full fortnight after I wrote it. But hey, cheers!

[–]itsprobablytrue 2 points3 points ago

The only scary part to me is how it's become mute in culture to have your kids dance that way.

Then again maybe I've become that old man in foot loose.

[–]Ramton 0 points1 point ago

who's kids dance this way?! except for this one

[–]hailasia 9 points10 points ago

Idk man if you've seen it in person it will get you hard as diamonds.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Or maybe vomit until my stomach contracts hard enough to actually produce diamonds.

[–]DonkeyTrain 5 points6 points ago

No, it doesn't.

[–]eamantite 0 points1 point ago

blue steel

[–]coolface153 1 point2 points ago

That's because you're white. Twerking is part of the nigger mating ritual.

[–]Ramton 0 points1 point ago

sounds like "nigger" logic if I've ever heard it.

[–]iamme2 -2 points-1 points ago

You mean sexually intimidating for men who are not confident in their sexual performance?

[–]Fullyscared 11 points12 points ago

black wiener

I like your style.

[–]The-Stranger 3 points4 points ago

I would be willing to bet that the color of said dick will have little to no bearing on wether or not she sucks on it.

[–]Nivekj 23 points24 points ago

"Sexy" is the last word I would use to describe twerking.

[–]pieguyfry22 5 points6 points ago

Hypnotic, maybe.

[–]frostiitute -1 points0 points ago

enraging

[–]itsprobablytrue -1 points0 points ago

bonerific

[–]ALL_in_A_days_WORK 4 points5 points ago

What are the chances of the mother teaching her daughter "how to take the dick" over her lunch break?

[–]poop_streak 4 points5 points ago

i thought maybe it meant something about prostituting herself for food

[–]H4nds0me 2 points3 points ago

They have gone that little bit further in the Caribbean. Check out "daggering". An example here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWNSTNKF9O0

[–]Shibujiro 0 points1 point ago

[-]____[-]

[–]slotard 3 points4 points ago

Please, she never said only for black men. It would be racist for her to not like whites, and she can't be racist because she's black.

[–]oberon 0 points1 point ago

Oh god that's horrific.

[–]akukame 0 points1 point ago

I believe "taking a dick over lunch" refers to having sex on your lunch break. Though I could be wrong.

[–]smilenowgirl 0 points1 point ago

This is fake, but it basically means shes showing her duaghter how to please a man in order to have is money and "eat lunch."

[–]lydocia 11 points12 points ago

I think she taught her how to take the dick, and she did the teaching over lunch.

[–]lobehold 8 points9 points ago

When your bums become sentient.. that's twerking.

[–]theShowstealer 10 points11 points ago

It's when overweight black women pretend they're attractive

[–]ofd1197 2 points3 points ago

TIL: This mom would rather "twerk" than work.

[–]Cpt_Girth -3 points-2 points ago

I don't even know what "twerking" and taking the "dick over that lunch" mean, but it sounds horrible.I don't even know what "twerking" and taking the "dick over that lunch" mean, but it sounds AWESOME.

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points ago

I thought it was funny before I realized how sad and depressing it was. Some kids never get even close to a decent chance at life...

[–]Bruce_Bruce 0 points1 point ago

Not sure why this isn't at the top.

[–]EmmaTwatson 14 points15 points ago

I need to know what "over dat lunch" means.

[–]thane_of_cawdor 55 points56 points ago

I believe that Mme. Latoya is implying that, under her tutelage, her young girl will grow up to (later in life) be a slut who would rather jam another penis into her already gaping vagina than to eat lunch.

I think the deeper implication that Latoya is hinting at here is that while eating is a basic human need, so is sex. Latoya's treatise on her daughter "twerking" forces us all to put our priorities in perspective. She asks, "why can't one love the dick more than food - even though food is a necessity, to deny one's own sexual impulses in order to adhere to these necessities is to deny oneself freedom".

Thank you, Latoya, for this excellent philosophical question - one that shall be debated for years after your daughter can no longer take "tha dick".

[–]WilcoRogers 4 points5 points ago

It's also important to note that "dat" is a commonly used prefix to any noun, in order to give said noun a sort of "rascal" implication, such as "dat kitty!" or "dat stinking hunka junk!"

Personally, I use "dat" in phrases like "dat tumbler dat com"

[–]artful_wench 2 points3 points ago

Mme? My money's on Mlle. I hope against hope that no one has had the misfortune of yoking himself with this fine example of a human being.

[–]Peaches666 63 points64 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/qin3m/parenting/

I remember when this was first posted. And back then people said anyone geting shocked or offended are too fucking stupid to realize this is a random picture with a fake caption.

[–]iamdanhi 12 points13 points ago

Reddit: Yells at believable text and facebook screenshots that they're fake, yet doesn't question ones that actually seem more fake.

[–]ZaeronS 4 points5 points ago

No man, this one confirms our subtle desire to be racist and feel superior toward other, lesser examples of the human race (defined as those less educated as us, or as participating in a culture which we either dislike or simply can't be bothered to understand). That means it's totally real. Clearly.

You can tell those other ones were made up because they made fun of groups we like and support.

[–]Climaxing_Kitten 1 point2 points ago

I was really excited to hop on that ass too. :(

[–]sanarothe 1 point2 points ago

go away that's no fun.

[–]archeronefour 1 point2 points ago

It reeks of subtle racism.

[–]Aiskhulos -3 points-2 points ago

This needs to be higher up. I hate how reddit takes any opportunity to shit on (poor) black people.

[–]TheCrool 3 points4 points ago

Anyone who makes irresponsible choices in life and online deserves to be shitted on. If they were white in this photo, people would be acting no different.

[–]Aiskhulos -5 points-4 points ago

Except that these people have probably been poor since the time they were born, and have done nothing in life to deserve it.

But if you want to be a classist, go for it.

[–]TheCrool 3 points4 points ago

I don't even have to understand what this has to do with poor people. How do you know the people in the photo aren't millionaires?

Additionally, nobody in the US could possibly sustain poverty throughout their life without being at least being partially to blame.

[–]vinunleaded0301 1 point2 points ago

I hope you are joking. there was a time in my childhood where my family survived on baked potatoes alone. We had to get branches because coals were too expensive. Our blankets were pieces of old clothes sewn together. We didnt even have a bed. Our parents didn't teach us how to twerk

[–]thesidebproject 45 points46 points ago

Some parents read to their children, others...

[–]shitterplug 26 points27 points ago

The parent has to know how to read first...

[–]MestR 0 points1 point ago

Well, if you lock enough of them in a room with a typewriter, sooner or later they will write all Shakespeare's plays.

So maybe they aren't that unintelligent after all...

[–]shitterplug -2 points-1 points ago

A+++++++++ would laugh again.

[–]sunwriter 0 points1 point ago

...why do I have you tagged as "Penetrates Cats"?

[–]lemons47 13 points14 points ago

What I don't understand is why a parent would want their child to be a sexual object. It's a freaking KID. You're saying that you want your child to be good at taking dick? I just don't even.

[–]iamdanhi 12 points13 points ago

You see, Latoya was one of the best in her city, perhaps one would go as far as to say best in the state at "taking the dick". Now as with many parents she would only like to see her daughter obtain an equal skills set, or even surpass her mother's abilities someday. A noble goal indeed!

[–]Strong__Belwas -3 points-2 points ago

You see, it's fake.

[–]Sentient_Waffle 1 point2 points ago

Maybe her mindset is "like mother like daughter"?

[–]slotard 1 point2 points ago

The mother likely thinks of herself as a sexual object, and doesn't see anything wrong with it.

Sadly, it's likely people like this who breed earlier and more often, when they're far from what the world needs.

[–]TheCrool 0 points1 point ago

Kids can be sexy too.

I'd send you to some subreddits to prove it, but alas...

[–]TawnyRed 11 points12 points ago

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-gifs-meetings-suck.gif

[–]gevetyn 2 points3 points ago

Tom Tucker: [businesslike] Thank you, Tricia, for setting your people back a thousand years...

[–]Mack488 19 points20 points ago

This is why terrorist hate us...

[–]holysideburns 14 points15 points ago

To be honest, us non-terrorist, non-Americans kinda hate you for this as well.

[–]scorpio242 8 points9 points ago

Well don't hate all of us for stupid people doing stupid things

[–]cheetofingerz 2 points3 points ago

lets just dump all the ignorant an "stupid" people in the world in some god forsaken country, name it "dumbfuckistan" then encircle it with 10ft high electrified fences. imagine what a nation could do unhindered by ignorance, misguided beliefs, and close mindedness; not to mention the economic drain we could get rid of. lets consolidate here people, the enemy is ignorance not foreigners.

[–]scorpio242 1 point2 points ago

That was one marvelous answer good sir or madam

[–]cheetofingerz 0 points1 point ago

thank you kind friend, an tis sir. An American, not like that matters; that's the other problem people identify with labels an status to easily and we let those tiny details get in the way, we're all people first an formost.

[–]Dr_Irrelephant 37 points38 points ago

just to be fair, I'm sure there are plenty of stupid people in your country too.

[–]L_R_J 3 points4 points ago

Nope, just in America. America sux, amirite guys?

[–]VIRGIN-NECKBEARD[S] 2 points3 points ago

AMERIKKKA IS A POLICE STATE. THE ONLY COUNTRIES THAT ARE WORTH LIVING IN ARE SWEDEN AND SWEDEN.

[–]JarlofDenmark -1 points0 points ago

I refuse to believe that.

[–]seagramsextradrygin 0 points1 point ago

God damnit Jarl, if you got off your fancy throne for once you'd see your country how it really is.

[–]penjarvith 9 points10 points ago

Hey, whoa us Americans hate this shit too. Why do you think we're collapsing in on ourself?

[–]gsfgf 3 points4 points ago

Because nobody in foreign makes fake facebook screenshots?

[–]nexoo1 -5 points-4 points ago

hall pass reference?

[–]jermzdeejd 11 points12 points ago

Anyone else find it funny this is happening and her name is Latoya.

[–]racecaracecaracecar 8 points9 points ago

Well, it certainly wasn't going to be Mirabelle.

[–]cheetofingerz 4 points5 points ago

or prudence

[–]jermzdeejd 0 points1 point ago

possibly...........Mercedes?

[–]cheetofingerz 0 points1 point ago

Possibly...............Shadynasty?

[–]uranus86 4 points5 points ago

It was originally supposed to be Toyota, but her mother was dyslexic.

[–]PullOutBoy 2 points3 points ago

personally I would like it better if her name was Bonquesha

[–]ranillabean 1 point2 points ago

this made me so sad

[–]Foley1 1 point2 points ago

This pic should have the same legal consequences as a pic of a guy molesting a 4yo

[–]heodieat 2 points3 points ago

We should expand the death penalty.

[–]nemisis54 8 points9 points ago

yeah, cause this is fucking real. Why do people upvote the most retarded shit?

[–]timothytandem 5 points6 points ago

Have you never seen Ghetto Black people before?

[–]nemisis54 0 points1 point ago

I have, but this is clearly fake

[–]andrew650 2 points3 points ago

Take that back Latoya is a very heartwarming lap dancer

[–]DaTScientisT 1 point2 points ago

Why kill yourself, and not kill the mother?

[–]imsohighondrugs 1 point2 points ago

have i lost some respect for the black community after seeing that? Yes, is it racist?.. probably.

[–]circledot 4 points5 points ago

White person doing something stupid = that guy is an idiot

Black person doing something stupid = black people are idiots

[–]Adelaidey 0 points1 point ago

Wow, you suck at math.

[–]ddfreedom -1 points0 points ago

I think stereotyping is a better term, becuase the fact that they have a certain skin color did not contribute to the "finding"

according to wikis definition on racism "Racism is generally defined as actions, practices, or beliefs that reflect the racial worldview: the ideology that humans are divided into separate and exclusive biological entities.

If people were truly racist we would not have a black president because he would be "divided" into this seperate and exclusive biologic entity etc. Instead we typically don't judge people who are merely black...but rather judge a certain culture (for most people this is "ganster" culture).. People don't see a white guy with his pants half way down his ass and teardrop tattoos and say..."it's ok because he's white"...they treat him a certain way based on how he looks, acts, and conducts himself.

[–]GRFatman 2 points3 points ago

why are these pics always black people ? Please make the next one white trash to partially even it out please.

[–]jennlynnev 2 points3 points ago

haven't you seen the Honey boo-boo one? http://imgur.com/Lpx5w

[–]sirkablaam 2 points3 points ago

Okay, what's so bad about the father being 8 years older than the moth-oh...

[–]GRFatman 1 point2 points ago

yep but still down by a few.. have seen a TON of black person related bad parenting images. The Honey Boo Boo almost counts as 3 or 4 though. They should all be shot

[–]GenevaLambkins 0 points1 point ago

i was going to post that

[–]HMMMMMMMMMMMMMok 0 points1 point ago

Because only black people do this stuff.

[–]GRFatman 0 points1 point ago

lol, now now, I would not say only but, shit, as far as posts I have seen, mostly.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Negroids gonna groid.

[–]MusicMagi -2 points-1 points ago

Attention whores gonna whore

[–]1wutthebleep1 -1 points0 points ago

2009

[–]jam4you2 0 points1 point ago

at first i thought all hope was lost when i saw the news about the Ipad mini.... which is essentially just an ipod.... but now..... all hope is lost. im leaving this planet in hope of finding a more intelligent and better place to inhabit. Good-bye world.

[–]Kagato83 0 points1 point ago

How does "twerking" relate to a "jersey turnpike"? Are they the same thing, or is there some subtle difference like the caramel undertones present in good whiskeys?

[–]that_loud_black_guy 0 points1 point ago

eeeeew, baby cant take no dick mama

[–]ValidResponse 0 points1 point ago

I spent too long wondering why that comment had ears before realising they were her feet.

[–]wiggywestside 0 points1 point ago

first thing that came to mind http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKaL7WL-onI

[–]koldiak 0 points1 point ago

The daughter was conceived over lunch? What?

[–]fivemagicbananas 0 points1 point ago

the shit that the internet gives me scares the holy shit right out of me

[–]prayforthebroken 1 point2 points ago

There really should be a "Notify The Authorities" button on Reddit...

[–]TheEditor190 0 points1 point ago

The gun should be pointed at the mother.

[–]ponks96 1 point2 points ago

Oh god why??

[–]reynej 0 points1 point ago

Could someone please translate that for me?

[–]Bulldozer99 0 points1 point ago

This made me vomit. In all seriousness, vomit is everywhere.

[–]Nu5ZCa 0 points1 point ago

Fake racebait is fake

[–]snoopdrj 0 points1 point ago

Is there any way to get off this planet?

[–]Hateful_Poster 0 points1 point ago

Well, I do believe both "twerkin" and "takin dat dick" are relevant skills for a young lady to have in negroid society.

[–]Just_another_man 0 points1 point ago

You do realize that this isn't real? That it's just some random picture with a fake and incredibly racist caption?

[–]9GAG_IS_FOR_TOOLS 0 points1 point ago

Mom of 2009

[–]PullOutBoy 1 point2 points ago

black people....

[–]GenevaLambkins 0 points1 point ago

regardless if the comment is real or not the photo truly shows a toddler bent over and the mothers position isn't innocent either.

[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

Why was she even allowed to procreate?

[–]chrisgrizle 0 points1 point ago

Dat Ash!

[–]rikashiku 0 points1 point ago

Seen worse. A mon actually selling her 11 year old daughter for prostitution.

[–]jchris8328 0 points1 point ago

saddest part is that it probably isn't a joke and there are millions of worthless parents that do that type of crap

[–]msmorize 1 point2 points ago

Stupid, stupid, stupid people.

[–]tray_martin -1 points0 points ago

black people

[–]Hup234 -1 points0 points ago

total crap. people will believe anything.

[–]SockMonkey1128 0 points1 point ago

more black people giving other black people bad names... Wonder where stereo types come from??

[–]AadeeMoien 0 points1 point ago

Mostly Japan and Korea I think... Bose is from Massachusetts right?

[–]Atrosityy -2 points-1 points ago

I don't want to live on this planet anymore. I also fear for the future of mankind.

[–]thane_of_cawdor 5 points6 points ago

CTRL+F "FEAR FOR THE FUTURE OF MANKIND"

LE FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED

[–]MysticKirby -1 points0 points ago

CTRL+F " FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED"

Wait, what?

[–]thane_of_cawdor 1 point2 points ago

FAITH IN HUMANITY LEVEL: LOST

[–]cessik -2 points-1 points ago

Are we surprised that she is black?

[–]themauwinator -1 points0 points ago

Repost of the year

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