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[–]AudioIssues 62 points63 points ago

Too easy.

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 2 points3 points ago

but then how superior is xkcd?

[–]LoLisABadSubreddit 5 points6 points ago

Indeed. This meme would be far more appropriate if it is was about advice animals.

[–]Corningstone 2 points3 points ago

hold on. that doesn't make sense...

[–]NobleDovahkiin 1 point2 points ago

I love xkcd. Great comics (and other stuff).

[–]crusaderofsin -1 points0 points ago

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[–]LoLisABadSubreddit 4 points5 points ago

Are you new to this subreddit, or are you just not very honest with yourself?

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[–]LoLisABadSubreddit 11 points12 points ago

Well then let me be the first to tell you that r/AdviceAnimals is most of the most smug, obnoxious, self-righteous subreddits around, and r/atheism only wishes they could manage the same cocksure bullshit that the guys here do.

[–]qlstrange 54 points55 points ago

OH LOOK, ANOTHER ANTI-R/ATHEISM POST IN R/ADVICEANIMALS, THAT'S SO NEW AND ORIGINAL!!!!!!!1

[–]N8CCRG 14 points15 points ago

All aboard the anti-/r/atheism free karma train!

[–]alavalamp32 4 points5 points ago

Of the 500 times I've seen this comment, it's averaged around 10 karma. Hypocrisy.

[–]PISS_OUT_MY_DICK 11 points12 points ago

I unsubscribed to /r/Atheism so I didn't have to hear crap about it.

[–]snizznuke -5 points-4 points ago

Yeah same it's pretty weird how it's a default subreddit...

[–]PceOut5o 15 points16 points ago

Why? Cause they're circle jerky? Isn't that the point of a subreddit? They are not guilty of any offenses in my mind, so i shall leave them be.

[–]NoNeedForAName 10 points11 points ago

If they'll keep it in r/atheism, I'm fine with it. Just like how we need to keep anti-r/atheism and r/circlejerk out of Advice Animals.

Lookin' at you, OP.

[–]FishWash 0 points1 point ago

It's just that /r/atheism is kinda forced on anyone who enters the site and isn't already logged in, so it will undoubtedly have an impact on a lot of people.

[–]tempe85 0 points1 point ago

it's just that /r/atheism is kinda forced on anyone who enters the site and isn't already logged in

Protip: Login

[–]FishWash -3 points-2 points ago

Here's a different one: Don't make it a default subreddit

[–]peifferu 7 points8 points ago

You've never noticed r/atheism to be... harsh towards others?

[–]whats_that_behind_u 1 point2 points ago

Whether they are right to do it are not, it doesn't subtract to the appeal of this advice animal.

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[–]N8CCRG 7 points8 points ago

Do you mean the actual Crusades, or the couple of days atheism changed topics to include more commentary about Muslims? If the latter, recall that was followed with a couple days of commentary about atheism and /r/atheism.

[–]narwhalbacon2 0 points1 point ago

Couldn't have said it better myself

[–]EnormousKaleidoscope 2 points3 points ago

Quick guys, pull your trousers down. The circlejerk has begun.

[–]anamericandude 5 points6 points ago

In all seriousness, why the fuck is this subreddit filled with anti-atheism?

[–]TheFunnyShotgun 11 points12 points ago

because a large portion of reddit sees /r/athiems as a "hatefull circlejerk" and know that saying anything bad about it will get you upvotes, so they do that, and get upvotes. but its a pretty lousy, un original way of getting karma.

[–]anamericandude 9 points10 points ago

atheists are bad. I get upvotes now, right?

[–]TheFunnyShotgun -4 points-3 points ago

no

[–]Corningstone 0 points1 point ago

because evidently it's on people's minds

[–]Hawke84 2 points3 points ago

It's like being a dick.... makes people want to be a dick back to you...

[–]mtyp7c29 1 point2 points ago

So..... you're saying the dicks go in some kind of circle?

[–]whats_that_behind_u 4 points5 points ago

that put a very strange picture in my mind.

[–]Lowilru 1 point2 points ago

/r/AdviceAnimals is being dickish because /r/atheism is being dickish because fundies are being dickish.

Edit: Accidentally a word.

[–]Hawke84 -1 points0 points ago

So we put them in a room together and let them kill one another. I'll find some cheap foreign labor to help clean up the mess. Then we'll have beers and discuss the theories of man.

[–]SonOfSatan 3 points4 points ago

As an r/atheism subscriber, this made me piss myself laughing.

[–]Nickelback_Cage 5 points6 points ago

that is an extreme overreaction.

[–]KnotKnox 1 point2 points ago

Inb4 blatant misrepresentations of r/atheism

[–]jpropaganda 2 points3 points ago

Looks like someone else was watching Dodgeball on cable last night!

[–]insidiousthought -1 points0 points ago

So? Charity donations, helping people handle existential nihilism, and warning people of religious abuse seems a more worthy lifestyle and we should be proud of it.

edit: Sweet FSM, you people take circle-jerks serious here.

[–]Wyer 2 points3 points ago

Are you describing atheists or christians?

[–]snake117 -1 points0 points ago

Worthy lifestyle? Lol

[–]Possob 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure if this is sarcasm, or just an acceptance of reality.

[–]firebolt22 1 point2 points ago

I think you misunderstand the people there..

[–]KittyBomber -5 points-4 points ago

When i was subbed to it, All it was was facebook screenshots of atheists being douchebags on facebook. HURR DURR GUYS LOOK AT DIS CRISTIN IM FRIENDS WITH LUL SO IGNRNT LAWL

[–]the-minecraft-kid 1 point2 points ago

Damn straight

[–]light108 1 point2 points ago

This is funny to me because I have never seen this movie until today when it was on tv. I don't know how I missed this masterpiece! Zoolander funny.

[–]jgilbert93 1 point2 points ago

Sign up now!

[–]Corningstone 1 point2 points ago

this is too serious

[–]TheExtremistModerate 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't this apply to all of Reddit, especially anti-subreddit image macros like this?

[–]ehayes12 -1 points0 points ago

hahahha fucking legendary

[–]kouriichi 0 points1 point ago

I happen to believe they are better then me, for my beliefs in Cheeseburger God, raining down meaty 2lb double bacon and cheese goodness from the heavens is quite silly and childish.

[–]Necromaze 0 points1 point ago

pretty much lol

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Hmm. I usually lurk there, look at some of the posts. Seems like the real logical thinkers get buried in the wave of "me toos". Atheism has become a fad in this current time. God doesn't exist? Good job wasting your life on pointless arguments. Now find a way to cure cancer or aids, since apparently Divine Intervention doesn't exist.

[–]I3oscO -2 points-1 points ago

We Atheists are totaly like that alright, never heard of a Christian putting himself/herself above other men.

[–]jayce513 -3 points-2 points ago

OP I cant comprehend the amount of your faggotry.

[–]whats_that_behind_u 0 points1 point ago

This doesn't add to the conversation.

[–]jayce513 -1 points0 points ago

What conversation? You mean there is a conversation other than crap comments, circlejerks and more memes in r/adviceanimals? Could have fooled me.

[–]teeelo 0 points1 point ago

Haha atheist here and I thought it was funny

[–]idma 2 points3 points ago

but we are

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Yes.

[–]DasFuhrer0891 0 points1 point ago

Totally watching this movie right now

[–]dec7td -4 points-3 points ago

On Comedy Central right now...

[–]harabanaz -5 points-4 points ago

...thus joining the club.

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[–]Delaywaves 3 points4 points ago

The bravery here is killing me.