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[–]AX_MAN 47 points48 points ago

The best is, the cat attachment is self cleaning.

[–]Balls2theW4ll 0 points1 point ago

The original swiffer

[–]aniruhama 45 points46 points ago

What happens when you dip him in the mop bucket?

[–]Epicallity 67 points68 points ago

Shit gets real

[–]Anus_master 19 points20 points ago

It goes into auto-cleanse mode.

[–]futuremarine213 3 points4 points ago

My cat used to do this. Also my cat and girlfriend did this amazing thing together to where I don't have a girlfriend.

[–]jal0001 35 points36 points ago

Now Picks up 90% more Karma!

[–]cloacamassima[!] 14 points15 points ago

[–]raspvidy 1 point2 points ago

But wait, there's more

[–]druminor 11 points12 points ago

the weirdest thing is how happy the cat looks doing it.

[–]yuruku 1 point2 points ago

This never gets old, so cute.

[–]Bootleg_Fireworks 1 point2 points ago

The redditors cleaning device.

[–]InstantAnythingcom 5 points6 points ago

The cat`s name is Swiffer.

[–]mylittlekony666 0 points1 point ago

now all we need is vince the shamwow guy.

[–]imsohighondrugs 3 points4 points ago

just locks the dust right in.

[–]qwertyfoobar 1 point2 points ago

catnip is one hell of a drug

[–]prashn64 2 points3 points ago

[–]Ackmar 1 point2 points ago

"Purrs when clean."

[–]beepsack -3 points-2 points ago

[–]lavendarsuitsme 20 points21 points ago

I'll see your 3 hours ago post and raise you mine from months ago: http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/ubo2c/kitty_wont_let_go_of_the_vacuum/

[–]Unshkblefaith 8 points9 points ago

Repost you say?

title comnts points age /r/
cat mop? 0coms 12pts 9dys aww
check out my new mop 0coms 4pts 9dys aww
Hitching a ride on the vacuum 1com 21pts 27dys aww
The new Kitty Swiffer 1com 17pts 1mo gif
reddit branded mop 2coms 35pts 1mo gifs
Just a cat mop 3coms 120pts 1mo gifs
I thought this was adorable. 30coms 1095pts 1mo aww
How to correctly massage a Kitty 1com 31pts 2mos aww
Hoover be Damned 1com 13pts 2mos funny
Give me some food... 3coms 90pts 2mos aww
catuum 2coms 53pts 2mos gifs
Kitty won't let go of the vacuum! 4coms 62pts 2mos aww
vacuum cleaner level: cat 82coms 1130pts 2mos funny
Vacuum Cat 12coms 481pts 15dys funny
Vacuum Kitty 6coms 57pts 2mos gifs

source: karmadecay

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[–]onlydubs08 5 points6 points ago

Genuinely?

[–]korkow 0 points1 point ago

Yes, it genuinely generally made him smile.

[–]Cloakedboltz -1 points0 points ago

If that's a vacuum cleaner... I'm surprised. My cats hide when I bring it out.

[–]Disco_Drew -1 points0 points ago

That's impressive. Our cats bolt from the room as soon as the vacuum is pulled out of the closet.

[–]PrestonJMor 1 point2 points ago

I guess this is an actual karma machine.

[–]axonxorz -1 points0 points ago

Meanwhile it's just shitting cat hair everywhere.

[–]fivefourthreetwo1 -1 points0 points ago

What if you're trying to clean up cat hair?

[–]HunterUrban2 -1 points0 points ago

I've seen this gif so many times, but the look of complete uncaring never gets old.

[–]Channe1 -1 points0 points ago

Perfect. A mop that, when you're done using, lays on all the shit you use the most!

[–]eqwood -1 points0 points ago

picks up dirt and karma!

[–]Sydviciouz 0 points1 point ago

And when you're done, it puts itself back in the box.

[–]Nage -1 points0 points ago

replace your small amount of dust with a lifetime supply of cat hair!

[–]Hill-Zero 0 points1 point ago

I use the cat to dust our vents, it works very well.

[–]lord_dumbello -1 points0 points ago

It's purrfect!

[–]asharwood 0 points1 point ago

You are only scratching the surface

[–]RunAwayTwain 0 points1 point ago

When our son eats (and inevitably throws food EVERYWHERE) our cat Gribble runs in to devour the mess. And for anyone who wants to say "Hey, cats need a balanced diet!" to you I say, if my cat eats cantaloupe inside my house I can't even begin to imagine what he's devouring during his outside hours. Also, it may be increasing Gribble's brain power since he has begun to line his kills up from smallest to largest, one kill for each member of the family...

[–]JayDee240 -1 points0 points ago

For those "hard to reach" places.

[–]rismeyes -1 points0 points ago

At this point you're just pushing around dirt

[–]omni_presents 0 points1 point ago

if by cleaning you mean getting car fur everywhere

[–]idkwat 1 point2 points ago

Revolutionary cleaning device (fixed)

You know you laughed. I'll see you in hell

[–]wruffx 0 points1 point ago

There is something very soothing about this gif. I can't really put my finger on it, but after watching this loop for about 3 minutes I feel very relaxed.

[–]DariusMDeV 0 points1 point ago

Why would you use a floor to clean a cat? They clean themselves.

[–]Rossboss428 0 points1 point ago

It's a Cuteba!!

[–]prtyrocer12 0 points1 point ago

Catnip always catnip

[–]mjn363 0 points1 point ago

Roombawwww

[–]LuceVitale 0 points1 point ago

I was surprised this wasn't one of those DOOMBA posts. (still don't know what a DOOMBA is or why it has to be yelled)

[–]mr_literal_man 0 points1 point ago

Where do put the knife?

[–]FkYeahVoltron 0 points1 point ago

Girlfriend: ooohh ha ha ha that's so funny! Me: Freakin Cat.

[–]EpicKacktus 0 points1 point ago

Redditor swiffer

[–]mnmatt500 0 points1 point ago

This has been posted too much recently... Redditors need new material

[–]LordToastingston 0 points1 point ago

ANIMAL CRUELLLLTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[–]N9325 3 points4 points ago

I'm so sick of this repost. I see it everywhere -.-

[–]MrLukashenko 0 points1 point ago

The chillaxation of the cat makes me smile :o

[–]88rarely -1 points0 points ago

But wait theres more!

[–]jaumann 1 point2 points ago

Sham-meow!

[–]bookofmorgan -2 points-1 points ago

I thought for sure it was gonna be a picture of a woman.

[–]Drunk_Soldier -2 points-1 points ago

seriously? this is the 3rd time that I've seen it on reddit

[–]Polixo 2 points3 points ago

First time I've seen it!

[–]ProfessionalExtemper -1 points0 points ago

It is a motherfucking game

[–]ubdub 0 points1 point ago

[–]ExplainsStupidPosts -1 points0 points ago

Haha, I get it. The Reddit hivemind loves cats, and the OP thought it would be easy to attain karma by posting a picture of a cat wrapped around a vacuum cleaner and calling it "revolutionary" despite the fact it would probably prevent the vacuum from actually working. LOL.

[–]Sexiest_Throwaway 0 points1 point ago

I don't even like cats.

[–]CasualPenguin -1 points0 points ago

Meh, it's a living.