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[–]j1x1 267 points268 points ago

Wishbone!!

[–]Too_Five 48 points49 points ago

when I was 8 I woke up one morning and announced that it was wishbone's, or at least the stuffed animal that I had of him, birthday. My dad promptly went out and bought a chocolate cake and invited my grandparents over for his birthday. one of the best memories!

[–]Dumpykins 3 points4 points ago

I have a Wishbone doll that I have had... Probably forever. AI'll never ever ever get rid of it!

[–]ChrisDud3[S] 1 point2 points ago

Happy cakeday to you, sir!

[–]Dumpykins 0 points1 point ago

Miss, but all the same thank you!

[–]ithinkimgay 4 points5 points ago

That's so awesome! Super cool dad! :)

[–]Rushm00re 77 points78 points ago

What's the story Wishbone?

[–]bioluminiscencia 35 points36 points ago

Do you think it's worth a look?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]ledzep4life 38 points39 points ago

[–]SpeedyTaco626 11 points12 points ago

I love you.

[–]ledzep4life 13 points14 points ago

[–]Simba7 2 points3 points ago

What happened? It's deleted now.

[–]KantoOrigins 1 point2 points ago

OP didn't deliver. A true tragedy.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 3 points4 points ago

[–]Phyics_Son 1 point2 points ago

that is a good nick.

[–]Mahler5 0 points1 point ago

It's so...green.

[–]boofire 16 points17 points ago

I always felt for the actors on that show...you have to act like a dog can talk, and talking dogs are not out of the ordinary

[–]sherlocktheholmes 18 points19 points ago

My personal favorite was Romeo and Juliet. Can you imagine being the actress who has to act the balcony scene?

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

The actress who played Juliet was one of their stronger performers and had a lot of starring roles on the show.

Annnnnnd I'm a nerd.

[–]boofire 9 points10 points ago

No more than the rest of us...the highlight of my day was going home from school and watching this and other shows

[–]Brother_B 13 points14 points ago

Wishbone, bill nye, magic school bus, eureka's castle, legends of the hidden temple. Ah, I miss being a kid.

[–]jimbo_akimbo 0 points1 point ago

Nye*

[–]Brother_B 0 points1 point ago

Damn autocorrect

[–]showmercy 0 points1 point ago

Bill

[–]sherlocktheholmes 7 points8 points ago

Oh yeah, I remember her. She played Joan of Arc too, I think.

[–]9bit 11 points12 points ago

Why did they name the episode Bone of Arc when they could have gone with Joan of Bark?

[–]Simba7 1 point2 points ago

Bone of Arc definitely sounds like porn.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Wishbone

[–]VeteranKamikaze 1 point2 points ago

Presumably she would play off of someone off-camera reciting the lines to film those scenes.

[–]Yoyo8 1 point2 points ago

Yet....

[–]kellywp 6 points7 points ago

Wonder if he's still alive...

[–]MyWeekendShoes 32 points33 points ago

Shut up, he'll live forever!!!

[–]thderrick 12 points13 points ago

[–]came_here_2_say 17 points18 points ago

June 26, 2001... Never forget...

[–]tetracake 8 points9 points ago

It can't be, it just can't!

[–]rcktkng 5 points6 points ago

"Almost every episode"...huh? Which one wasn't he in?

[–]thderrick 0 points1 point ago

I wondered the same thing.

[–]Simba7 2 points3 points ago

I JUST FOUND OUT WISHBONE WAS FILMED LESS THAN 30 MINUTES AWAY FROM WHERE I LIVE(D).

I could have literally visited that dog as a kid...... :(

[–]Ommec 0 points1 point ago

Allen?

[–]Simba7 0 points1 point ago

Hey Steven!

Just kidding, there are like 4 million people that live within a 30 minute drive of Plano.

[–]Ommec 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I live in Commerce, about 60 miles from Dallas, but still technically considered the metroplex.

[–]NotTheEndToday 2 points3 points ago

Yes came just for wishbone

[–]clairioes 1 point2 points ago

Darn, beat me to it.

[–]thexica124 0 points1 point ago

I loved this show when I was younger!!!

[–]Rekkitt 27 points28 points ago

This one time when i was a kid, i was at a daycare center we grouped up and the lady taking care of us, said we could all get nicknames, I was the third or fourth kid to pick my nickname and when i told the lady that i wanted to be called Wishbone after my favorite tv dog, she said "No, that's stupid" and then skipped me. :(

[–]ThaiOneOff 20 points21 points ago

This makes me furious, Wishbone. How dare she?

[–]Rekkitt 18 points19 points ago

Thank you for that. Little me was so embarrassed. I was too afraid to stick up for myself. Fuck her. I'm Wishbone!

[–]TheMuffinMan98 4 points5 points ago

RES tagged as wishbone.

[–]sleuth_hound 2 points3 points ago

tagged you as well. Wishbone forever.

[–]TheMuffinMan98 1 point2 points ago

Sorry, but I back Sagwa the Chinese cat.

[–]catcatcatcatcatcatca 1 point2 points ago

Sagwa was the best.

[–]TheMuffinMan98 0 points1 point ago

Amen, I loved that lady who had her hands in her sleeves. I could never do it as good as she could.

[–]ForTheUsers 4 points5 points ago

If I ever find you here again, I will comment just to call you Wishbone. You deserve it, Wishbone. That lady's a bitch.

[–]redwings27 7 points8 points ago

Fuckin' Wishbone. Out of all the 90's and even the 2000s animal shows, Wishbone reigns supreme.

[–]GLG2012 1 point2 points ago

Ahhh after school nostalgia...

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[–]Sydviciouz 0 points1 point ago

Nooooo. Puppies should live forever.

[–]lintmonkey 0 points1 point ago

He lives forever in our hearts.

[–]Mitch1410 21 points22 points ago

Man he could never shoot that bow with those dog arms

[–]lookbusyjesusiscomin 14 points15 points ago

Relevant

I'm gonna need a full apology right not you son of a bitch. Wishbone can do anything. Firing an arrow ain't nothing. NOTHING.

[–]CharioteerOut 4 points5 points ago

Fuck the downvoters this comment is divinely inspired.

[–]wallabear 4 points5 points ago

Dogs don't have arms they have 4 legs , and he most certainly could use it with his two front legs!

[–]coledog22 27 points28 points ago

I can't be the only one that has seen this a million times.

[–]Falcorsc2 7 points8 points ago

what wishbone? Nah it was a great show.

[–]Warbladed 1 point2 points ago

I thought this pic was old as shit too

[–]easy_Money 3 points4 points ago

I stayed in the same hotel as wishbone once. It was in philadelphia. Sometime durring the week, it was just me, his handler, and wishbone. I tried talking to him, and he didn't respond.

Since then I've been convinced that celebrities think I'm ugly.

[–]Dark_Rain_Cloud 7 points8 points ago

The dog taught us a lot...

[–]Rikplaysbass 5 points6 points ago

I'm pretty sure I still have most of the books. I was going to re-read them but then I just fapped to the book cover and fell asleep.

[–]bioluminiscencia 6 points7 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Violettx321 2 points3 points ago

Bitches love riches.

[–]gingertendencies 1 point2 points ago

Upvote, because Wishbone.

[–]DiamondsOnTheInside 1 point2 points ago

Does anyone know if it's possible to buy Wishbone somewhere online? I want it for my daughter. Okay... I want it for me too. I can't find it ANYWHERE!

[–]daviannamorgan 0 points1 point ago

Amazon has them on DVD.

[–]imiiiiik 0 points1 point ago

the opposite of Romneybone

[–]deathrabbit 1 point2 points ago

What's the story Wishbone?

[–]imabigfilly 1 point2 points ago

I love Wishbone. I kind of wonder what it would take to get it back on the air. PBS producers who are also reddit lurkers, engage!

[–]Todomanna 0 points1 point ago

What does Wishbone have against Eddie Izzard?

[–]briguy182182 0 points1 point ago

[–]DanielZeevi 0 points1 point ago

Robin Hoof

[–]sleuth_hound 0 points1 point ago

We need more Wishbone!

[–]cantmakeusernames 0 points1 point ago

What's the story Wishbone?

[–]robinthehood 0 points1 point ago

How about I steal their riches to give to my bitches.

[–]VazDaSpazz 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this on reddit... So let's not have it

[–]lookofwords 0 points1 point ago

I said with glee, "That's wishbone! FUCK YEAH!" And my boyfriend says, "that dog is probably dead by now." I whisper, "don't you ever say that."

[–]Sydviciouz 1 point2 points ago

I came here just to say Wishbone.

[–]DownvotesDogs 0 points1 point ago

Nice DOG you've posted there....

I lie

[–]NYcop21 0 points1 point ago

Wishbone, hell yeah.

[–]Verduus 0 points1 point ago

Seriously? I expected a "give to the paws"

[–]Soccerdilan 0 points1 point ago

Super repost. Downvote

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

AHHHHH I MISS WISHBONE!!!

[–]DrWiggleWorm 0 points1 point ago

Bitches love riches.

[–]mmootygam 0 points1 point ago

Wishbone!!!

[–]patrobi 0 points1 point ago

In the voice of Wishbone: "I Steal from the riches, and give to my bitches!" does signature spinny-jump "Waha!"

[–]joetromboni 1 point2 points ago

Kid Rock steals from his bitches, and gives to his whores

[–]BaronOshawott 1 point2 points ago

One of my favorites from him, +1 to you.

[–]kasminova -1 points0 points ago

Den lick my crotch when it itches.

[–]atrain1486 -1 points0 points ago

This is obviously from Twilight Princess.

[–]ALLCAPSUSERNAME 0 points1 point ago

Steal from the riches and gives to the paws.

[–]Bluefreakbob -1 points0 points ago

I gave that bitch some riches.

Bitches love riches.

[–]DiscoKitten -2 points-1 points ago

Those bitches got it ruff.

[–]fredy04 -2 points-1 points ago

Wishbone! I remember that show...

[–]hatedatbirth -1 points0 points ago

Doh

[–]qwerno -2 points-1 points ago

Only in America.

[–]okan931 -1 points0 points ago

how is a dog incapable of shooting a bow?

[–]poobs97 0 points1 point ago

up vote everything

[–]Revanx17 -2 points-1 points ago

why would you steal from me?

(my last name is Riches)