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So my manager asked me to whip up something "awesome" for the special board... (imgur.com)

submitted ago by HiOnFructose

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[–]phlap 178 points179 points ago

"Like an Olympic medal winning Viking riding a drunk Charizard."

[–]TennuyanRyu 81 points82 points ago

"Officer! Its my charizard who's drunk driving! Don't take my trainer license away!"

[–]TheEpicTortoise 2 points3 points ago

As the officer proceeded to say he was going to have to take my trainer's liscence away, charizard used fire blast, burning the officer to a crisp. At least I got to keep my liscence

[–]IndieGamerRid 15 points16 points ago

"Charizard is inebriated! It hurt itself in confusion!"

[–]foreverxcursed 11 points12 points ago

Charizard is inebriated! It's tearing it's family apart wit it's alcoholism.

[–]cmVkZGl0 9 points10 points ago

I'm scared to eat there now. Do they put LSD in everything, calling it their "secret sauce"?

[–]LockedInTheCloset 2 points3 points ago

If they did, I would totally go there...

[–]chargerz4life -2 points-1 points ago

True Story!

[–]TimTeboww 79 points80 points ago

you better have been promoted to assistant manager

[–]bnj7146 73 points74 points ago

Assistant TO the manager

FTFY

[–]Sir_Dalek 23 points24 points ago

I'm Mr. Manager!

[–]Bodofagod 16 points17 points ago

No. You don't call yourself that.

[–]corneliuspudge 9 points10 points ago

But you just said-

[–]Sproutykins 4 points5 points ago

Doesn't matter who.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'm Mr. Fixit!

[–]LetsPlayTheBlameGame 4 points5 points ago

Assistant to the...

[–]Battlesheep 23 points24 points ago

I want to have a beer with a charizard now

[–]BadWolf147 21 points22 points ago

This makes me want to eat there. Fact.

[–]stoicme 18 points19 points ago

TELL ME WHERE YOU WORK SO I CAN EAT THERE!!!

[–]nicereddy 2 points3 points ago

http://companycafe.net/

[–]stoicme 3 points4 points ago

May the gods bless you.

[–]nicereddy 10 points11 points ago

May the Arceuses bless me

FTFY

[–]oddvr 16 points17 points ago

Just remember folks, you never drink and Charizard.

[–]HiOnFructose[S] 33 points34 points ago

Wow. I wasn't expecting this many upvotes. 0_o But thanks for the karma. :) If anyone is interested (and lives in the Dallas area) I work at The Company Cafe on The Katy Trail.

[–]ThePoliteCanadian 17 points18 points ago

I'd fly from Canada to eat there.

[–]chocolatemilkman 12 points13 points ago

How polite of you.

[–]ThePoliteCanadian 11 points12 points ago

*hungry

[–]Hayman68 7 points8 points ago

Where in Dallas is that?

[–]RunsorHits 2 points3 points ago

http://companycafe.net/

[–]DMTryp 0 points1 point ago

katy trail runs north from the AAC in Victory park up to SMU

[–]Hayman68 1 point2 points ago

So you work over by the AAC? That's cool.

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[–]Sharkhug 5 points6 points ago

"eat" "eat" "eat" "dine" < have my upvote.

[–]Neato 8 points9 points ago

I am only subbed to /r/pokemon and /r/dwarffortress. I was very confused about to which board this had been posted.

[–]Wabbstarful 31 points32 points ago

Holy shit http://i.imgur.com/SNaMp.gif

[–]Armadylspark 11 points12 points ago

Well, you do have talent for making food more appetizing...

[–]Vranak 3 points4 points ago

Whatever your boss is paying you, it isn't enough.

[–]Wiida 5 points6 points ago

I'd eat there.

[–]DunKrug 4 points5 points ago

Wow, I want to eat there now!

[–]PuroMichoacan 5 points6 points ago

Challenge Accomplished.

[–]pyro357 4 points5 points ago

I want to feel that way, what restaurant do you work at?

[–]ClockTowered 2 points3 points ago

I would eat there. Fact.

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[–]HiOnFructose[S] 2 points3 points ago

It is indeed. Zach to be exact. Why do you ask?

[–]gamerpro2000 2 points3 points ago

It would have gotten me to eat there, even if I wasn't hungry.

[–]memorythief 0 points1 point ago

Like a Viking who's won the Olympics riding a Charzard drinking a beer, This is how you feel after eating here...

[–]Readmywritings 2 points3 points ago

You're in the wrong line of work, you need to bail on the restaurant biz.. Trust me. I wasted 15 years on it.

[–]sunero4 0 points1 point ago

This weeks specialty: Psychedelic Mushroom Soup

[–]WhatTheFedex 2 points3 points ago

I don't always win the Olympics, but when I do, it's for flying a drunken Charizard. He is... The most interesting Viking in the world.

[–]Zripwud 1 point2 points ago

Dude... I hope you got a promotion after this.

[–]derpandderpette 2 points3 points ago

Only one upvote can not do this justice

[–]HiOnFructose[S] 0 points1 point ago

And to be honest, the only reason it was Charizard was because I had the desire to draw a dragon (because dragons are awesome, duh). But I figured I should take the opportunity to put a Pokemon on a chalk board that gets viewed by every person in uptown. Also, for the record... My girlfriend was the first to realize it was Charizard. ...Although she called it Charmander at first.

[–]aakaakaak 1 point2 points ago

If this is anywhere near where I live you've earned my patronage.

[–]littleredguitars 0 points1 point ago

man, i wanna eat there

[–]CornbreadPhD 0 points1 point ago

Holy fuck, I want to eat there now.

[–]jennnnner 0 points1 point ago

I'd eat there in a heartbeat.

[–]Miss_Cracker 0 points1 point ago

Wow flipin amazing!!!

[–]MexicanRedditor 0 points1 point ago

Badass! I love it

[–]masterofcola226 1 point2 points ago

You deserve an award.

[–]vernscustoms 0 points1 point ago

Epic. Hope he was happy with results

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

the thing on the dragon looks like the Spudro Barde

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I would go in there.

[–]JayMoondog 0 points1 point ago

IDC if i wasn't even the slightest bit hungry. if i saw that, i'd be in there so freakin' quick :D

[–]catcher135 0 points1 point ago

EPIC

[–]Eryth 0 points1 point ago

Nobodys asked, why the lowercase i's?

[–]StockholmMeatball 0 points1 point ago

You're awesome zack

[–]Xenochrist 1 point2 points ago

Something tells me a drunk charizard is not the best of ideas...