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DOOMBA 2.0 (imgur.com)

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[–]biesterd1 300 points301 points ago

This is exactly how breaking bad is gonna end

[–]brokentoaster24 53 points54 points ago

I'd watch that

[–]Jar20 9 points10 points ago

I'll second that...

[–]Avayl 6 points7 points ago

I see a second - Motion carries. bangs gavel Next order of business?

[–]Dweller30 2 points3 points ago

Frisbee that doubles as a throwing star ends How I Met Your Mother

[–]Darklyte 2 points3 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/UQhgJ.png

[–]IronLung420 0 points1 point ago

I would mainly to see how the fuck that works.

[–]ajgator7 18 points19 points ago

The Roomba sucks up Jr's breakfast...and shit hits the fan.

[–]siddububba 2 points3 points ago

NOT MY MINERALS

[–]Buttfluff 0 points1 point ago

It needs to die. Jesse, get the ricin.

[–]drrgld 2 points3 points ago

Ryan and Trey-> Walt and Jesse, Marissa -> Doomba 2.0

[–]biesterd1 2 points3 points ago

Jesus Christ, Ma- HMMM WHATCHA SAYYY

[–]Natos 138 points139 points ago

Well, someone has to say it.... Look at that trigger discipline!

[–]muffinmonk 33 points34 points ago

http://imgur.com/Fjk84

[–]Andythefan 45 points46 points ago

that's the smoothiest gif I've ever seen

[–]coolface153 25 points26 points ago

Smoother than my shit after I eat a pound of almonds.

[–]EnlightenedConstruct 11 points12 points ago

Um... OK?

[–]mrwongme 12 points13 points ago

I take it you've never made almond butter.

[–]StealthGhost 0 points1 point ago

butter

I'll just show myself out now

[–]Pauer 2 points3 points ago

"Um... OK?" Gets upvotes, but a silly pun gets downvoted? Fuck reddit, quit being almond butthurt.

[–]NonSequiturEdit 1 point2 points ago

that's the smoothiest gif noggin I've ever seen

FTFY

[–]FOR_SClENCE 0 points1 point ago

Because Graham Norton's studio backdrop is largely uniform when you remove enough lighting detail, which means the change in pixels per frame of video is low enough to be processed quickly and effectively.

Hence, smooth .gif.

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[–]Dont_trustme 1 point2 points ago

Gifs with sound!

[–]carvex 8 points9 points ago

I usually avoid the comments of any picture with any firearm/BB gun/water pistol so I don't have to read the trigger discipline circle jerk.

[–]ThePooksters 55 points56 points ago

I'm expecting the 3.0 version to be strapped with C4.

[–]AngryScientist 31 points32 points ago

That would just take away the Russian Roulette vibe.

[–]cdawgtv2 36 points37 points ago

Russian Roulette with a mag-fed handgun?

[–]Marckoz 26 points27 points ago

That's how it's done in Russia.

[–]VYBNFC 17 points18 points ago

In Russia the chance part is whether the gun will work this time.

[–]Elseone 14 points15 points ago

Hah, then you know nothing about Russian guns! It's not light, it's not pretty, it will work no matter how badly you treat it.

[–]Brother_B 12 points13 points ago

"It's heavy"

"Heavy means reliable"

[–]homergonerson 15 points16 points ago

"If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it"

[–]XavierMendel -1 points0 points ago

But only if he's got a medic.

[–]Elseone 0 points1 point ago

If you run out of ammo, just load it with a stick of dynamite and some forks

[–]Vomit_Comet 2 points3 points ago

This kills the shooter.

[–]Gilgifax 31 points32 points ago

It's not a... perfect... joke.

[–]Pyorrhea 5 points6 points ago

Well, it's either empty or it's not. So there is a 50% chance of dying. Not too bad I guess.

[–]starbuxed 0 points1 point ago

Ok, and you go first.

[–]dickcheney777 1 point2 points ago

Dummy rounds...

[–]AngryScientist 1 point2 points ago

It's not whether or not there's a round in the chamber that makes this Russian Roulettey; it's who he's pointing at when it goes off. I guess it's really more like playing spin the bottle for keeps.

[–]cdawgtv2 2 points3 points ago

And in this version, you don't want the bottle to point at you.

[–]Ottersteak 1 point2 points ago

Two Roombas, a hand grenade, and a length of rope.

[–]stuffandorthings 1 point2 points ago

You and your fuckin rope!

[–]Mr_Rawrr 18 points19 points ago

Can the 1.0 version just have a bunch of knives on it?

[–]Skankosaurus[S] 57 points58 points ago

http://imgur.com/UanpG

[–]EnlightenedConstruct 27 points28 points ago

DOOMBA, TERROR OF ANKLES EVERYWHERE.

[–]Mr_Rawrr 35 points36 points ago

That shit will cut your Achilles Tendon, then you fall to the ground and it'll slit your throat. It should be a war crime use this.

[–]kkkkkttttttt 4 points5 points ago

While making your hard-to-reach areas spiffy clean!

[–]Mr_Rawrr 5 points6 points ago

...While it cleans up your blood.

[–]kkkkkttttttt 6 points7 points ago

The Self-Cleaning Assassin!

[–]skytzx 5 points6 points ago

That's how it gets rid of the evidence. It's the perfect crime!

[–]Marckoz 16 points17 points ago

Someone get this man a job in the Pentagon.

[–]NOT_A_CUMBOXOLOGIST 11 points12 points ago

I'm more afraid of this one.

[–]warox13 0 points1 point ago

speaking of the cumbox, that would be a great doomba 10.0

[–]NOT_A_CUMBOXOLOGIST 0 points1 point ago

I'd have to check, but I think thats against the rules according to the Genova convention.

[–]shitterplug 0 points1 point ago

DARPA would like a word with you...

[–]kyonz 0 points1 point ago

please tell me you turned it on like this..

[–]Cornered_Animal 2 points3 points ago

Why is the knife at the 4:00 position facing the wrong fucking way?

[–]Skankosaurus[S] 17 points18 points ago

they were supposed to be alternating directions, actually. because when it runs into something it starts spinning in circles untill it gets free. but doesnt always spin the same way.

nevertheless, you're clearly over thinking this

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    [–]0xfded 3 points4 points ago

    This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

    [–]StarTrekMike 0 points1 point ago

    Red October?

    That sounds like the line uttered by the commander of the carrier after the aircraft crashes on the deck.

    [–]Andythefan 1 point2 points ago

    jihad roomba, brings a whole new level of gameplay to BF3

    [–]huggy12 0 points1 point ago

    And a minigun...

    [–]IsackArroz 27 points28 points ago

    look out Gerry DJ roomba's death must be avenged!

    [–]wtighe02 7 points8 points ago

    DJ Roomba tearin it uppppppp

    [–]Mcdufflestuff 8 points9 points ago

    Yooo, what's hot DJ Roomba?!

    [–]twosixtyeight 0 points1 point ago

    I got that little robot to play Dave Matthews. Let me out little baby!

    [–]cadencehz 0 points1 point ago

    No, this was one of the roomba's in the club where DJ Roomba was performing.

    [–]SlipperyWhenWet5 49 points50 points ago

    Doomba 3000

    [–]bowties_are_cool_ 2 points3 points ago

    APPRECIATE!

    [–]pagaladmee 0 points1 point ago

    Put it in the Curry.

    [–]derekdanger 1 point2 points ago

    EXTERMINATE!

    [–]Amaturus 20 points21 points ago

    BATTLE BOT

    [–]beachsunflower 6 points7 points ago

    Get 4 knife-wielding Doombas in a dirty house and let all hell break loose.

    [–]Gamer_152 10 points11 points ago

    "Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."- Roomba.

    [–]S_Dub7 14 points15 points ago

    How would it fire? Maybe if you attach the trigger to varying lengths of elastic bands? So when it gets far enough the gun will fire then the band will snap allowing new multiple directions of DOOM! Also with enough of them it will make your place look like there's an elastic band spider web about 10cm off the ground.

    [–]paddysteed 16 points17 points ago

    put a deflated balloon in the trigger cavity, attach to a portable co2 cylinder (used for pumping up bikes) with regulator to allow for gas to come out very slowly. Time delay doom.

    [–]Sloth_speed 3 points4 points ago

    Trade it for a fully automatic gun, zip tie on the trigger, string attach to the tightening end of the zip tie.

    [–]the_television 12 points13 points ago

    Add a barrel for starters...

    [–]notjasonlee 6 points7 points ago

    you're getting downvoted, but you're right. note the barrel in this picture. also, the gun doesn't even appear to have a slide if you look at the full-sized image.

    [–]Nivomi 20 points21 points ago

    It's almost like they didn't want to attach a fully functional gun to a automatic spinning vacuum cleaner...

    [–]confuseddouche 7 points8 points ago

    Some people are no fun at all.

    [–]Ioncannon 2 points3 points ago

    Gun won't fire without ammo.

    [–]acepiloto 0 points1 point ago

    It won't fire without the trigger being pulled. Or a barrel.

    [–]Ioncannon 0 points1 point ago

    Indeed. Why do people think guns are sentient and will fire at the moment's notice?

    [–]5kToSelfDestruction 0 points1 point ago

    Well do you want the roomba to target, or just fire indiscriminately? You just need a spring-wound mechanism to fire at a set rate.

    [–]gigitrix 0 points1 point ago

    You can get an iRobot create and attach it to the kinect and a trigger pulling device. Hell, it can even have facial recognition.

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      [–]VeritFN 6 points7 points ago

      I assume this is DJ Roomba back from the grave.

      [–]CptSpiffyPanda 4 points5 points ago

      My CS 101 class strapped a the LMG Nerf gun to one. It worked well. At least until they hit the teacher's head.

      [–]EnigmaticBanana 2 points3 points ago

      I need this installed in my house. Where can I get one with the gun thingy attached?

      [–]mtn_dewgamefuel 3 points4 points ago

      Even though the trigger isn't attached to anything and, were it to be fired, the force of the slide moving back would rip the tape off.

      [–]XTheFifthHorsemanX 3 points4 points ago

      "Man shot himself while trying to tape a gun onto a roomba. The police is still unsure what the man wanted to achieve with this."

      [–]MangoFox 1 point2 points ago

      Twist: The victim posts the news story to Reddit, gets double karma.

      [–]snickerpleez 1 point2 points ago

      the robot uprising must be starting

      [–]iriishzsoup 0 points1 point ago

      I read that as BOOMBA and it made me giggle.

      [–]CanadaVsBears -1 points0 points ago

      Shit just got real.

      [–]buswork 0 points1 point ago

      I think this is the begining of an arms race. Off to the Roomba Special Weapons Lab.

      [–]Eliot_2000 1 point2 points ago

      Alternate name: "ankle biter"

      [–]lightsaberon 0 points1 point ago

      And so it begins...

      [–]zangor 1 point2 points ago

      Doomba, Doomba, Dombity doo...

      [–]MisterKetchup 0 points1 point ago

      I have a riddle to share with you. What can you do now that I have a gun?

      Answer is just try to run! Far and far and far away!

      Doomba doomba doombity doo...

      [–]onlyincontext 0 points1 point ago

      Imagine being the burglar breaking into this guy's house and seeing this thing rolling around. Unsure if I'd leave and shit myself or shit myself then leave.

      [–]that_is_so_awesome 0 points1 point ago

      This really makes the whole experience more awesome.

      [–]Mattochan 0 points1 point ago

      This doombra thing is really picking up. I wonder when a redditor accidentally makes the first kill and starts the world against us?.

      [–]MyLittleDucky 0 points1 point ago

      Imagine one with a lightsabre :D

      [–]taigha 0 points1 point ago

      Program it to shoot, and you have my upvote.

      [–]OreoDragon 1 point2 points ago

      Now rig the front bumper to the trigger.

      [–]tarlom 0 points1 point ago

      Better yet: attach this to a Roomba.

      [–]frogsobl1v1ous 0 points1 point ago

      Not nearly as great as dj roomba, but I'll give it a pass (a.k.a. An upvote)

      [–]Paraptorkeet 0 points1 point ago

      somebody call Tom Selleck looks like we got a Runaway

      [–]Lilyo 0 points1 point ago

      I like DJ ROOMBA better.

      [–]opie92 -1 points0 points ago

      I never understood why this wasn't used in robot wars

      [–]wootmeister -1 points0 points ago

      This is how skynet gets started...

      [–]ThaN00bcake 0 points1 point ago

      This needs to be a thing.

      [–]frnzy 0 points1 point ago

      The doomba arms race has begun!

      [–]Darktidemage 0 points1 point ago

      I wonder if it would be legal to make a little remote control tank that shoots bullets with controls in your homes safe room using video cameras.

      [–]y2kh8r 1 point2 points ago

      Roomba Roulette!

      [–]octophetus 1 point2 points ago

      Obligatory: DJ Roomba!!!

      [–]starbuxed 0 points1 point ago

      Oh we're fine until it grows a trigger finger.

      [–]pedanticIronist 0 points1 point ago

      Is this the new Doctor Who enemy?

      [–]ChaoticGood_Guy_Greg 0 points1 point ago

      Terminator model number: T1

      [–]Dank-Bacon 0 points1 point ago

      I'm digging those DC Villain's in the back. Oh, and that thing's cool too.

      [–]dproudfoot 0 points1 point ago

      This must be DJ Roomba's evil twin

      [–]ZombieRaccoons 1 point2 points ago

      Guns don't kill people... DOOMBAs kill people.

      [–]hatedatbirth 0 points1 point ago

      Reminds me of that Tom Selleck & Gene Simmons movie, Runaway?

      [–]Ewoedo -1 points0 points ago

      How does it fire?

      [–]slamdunk6662003 0 points1 point ago

      DOOMBA BITCH YO!!

      [–]imanidiot2012 0 points1 point ago

      I prefer djroomba

      [–]slothenstein 0 points1 point ago

      I have an idea for the next doomba, motion activated flamethrower.

      [–]okan931 0 points1 point ago

      Terminator? Close enough!

      [–]carpii -1 points0 points ago

      Lets hope it shoots better than it hoovers

      [–]ValidResponse 0 points1 point ago

      How does it shoot?

      Seems a bit redundant of you have to follow it and pull the trigger?

      Also, when does the 3.0s model come out?

      [–]PileOfClothes 0 points1 point ago

      For some reason I thought this was going to be a mix of 'Doom' and 'Zumba', like dancing Mancubus trying to shed a few pounds...

      [–]ztsuchanek 0 points1 point ago

      I'm honestly really excited to see where this karma train goes

      [–]fullmetal_ed 0 points1 point ago

      For the Doctor Who fans: Dalek Version 0.0000001?

      [–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point ago

      Alpha

      [–]laschupacabras 0 points1 point ago

      Oh my god my shins hurt so bad looking at this picture.

      [–]me-tan 0 points1 point ago

      Damage, Control, Style and Aggression.

      [–]distopiandoormatt 0 points1 point ago

      Don't worry folks, he can't reload.

      [–]ct_engr6 0 points1 point ago

      Really, the trigger is everyone's problem? How about the slide not being able to function. Guess it could work once. Could be like shin shattering Russian roulette. ...And reset.

      [–]TheInsaneDane 0 points1 point ago

      /r/Doomba

      [–]impznonurcar 0 points1 point ago

      One step closer to robocop.

      [–]sellyberry 0 points1 point ago

      Now how is it supposed to get under the chair by the desk?

      [–]mind404 1 point2 points ago

      Least the Roomba has good trigger discipline.

      [–]Indigoh -1 points0 points ago

      So... it drives around poking you with a gun.

      Doesn't have the same effect as a knife. :/

      [–]wayndom 1 point2 points ago

      Uh, the tape would interfere with the action of the slide...

      [–]MustHaveCleverHandle 0 points1 point ago

      I was reminded of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSxK12WJ4B8

      [–]chrisman01 0 points1 point ago

      TARGET SIGHTED?! EXTERMINATE?!

      [–]bondinferno 0 points1 point ago

      When are they going to make a roomba that scoops all the dog shit in your backyard?

      [–]uliveonebiglie 0 points1 point ago

      RFD's... Residential Floor Drones are not to be laughed at!

      [–]Fanntastic 0 points1 point ago

      Anyone have a link to the original?

      [–]kpriori 0 points1 point ago

      Russian roomblette.

      [–]B_For_Bandana 0 points1 point ago

      The Roomba does not hate you, nor does it love you, but you are made out of atoms which it can use for something else.

      [–]TheFraTrain 0 points1 point ago

      This is properly named "2.0". 3.0 should have a shotgun, 4.0 should have a chaingun, 5.0 should have a rocket launcher, 6.0 should have a plasma rifle and the 7.0 should have a BIG FUCKING GUN... 9000

      [–]WIDE_OPEN_BEAVERS 0 points1 point ago

      This created an actual smile and audible laughter from me. or - TCASALFM

      [–]alcapwn1010 0 points1 point ago

      now you need to figure out how to make it shoot the gun everytime the roomba hits an object, then put 10 or so people in a room, turn it on, and see who the last one standing is

      [–]Hitsman100 0 points1 point ago

      And in this corner: http://imgur.com/W8WIb

      [–]nickwest 0 points1 point ago

      For reference: DOOMBA

      [–]beavertit 0 points1 point ago

      reminds me of the movie 'Runaway'

      [–]DarwinismObvious 0 points1 point ago

      Well... That escalated quickly. From knife to gun in a single posts.

      [–]C00lName 0 points1 point ago

      Me and my friend had come up with a movie where the world is taken over by giant roombas that suck people and buildings up. Thank you for giving us a name.

      [–]skootchtheclock 0 points1 point ago

      EXTERMINATE!!! coughcough

      [–]blue_reddit_alien 0 points1 point ago

      how does it shoot......

      [–]Monya619 0 points1 point ago

      EEEE-VOLUTION

      [–]yangx -2 points-1 points ago

      That's not how guns work.

      [–]SureFireWaytoDie -1 points0 points ago

      For EPIC AWESOMNESS what you need to mate a - dynamite with laser beam, Guaranteed to blow your mind, Anytime.....

      [–]Skankosaurus[S] 0 points1 point ago

      my actual first attempt at this had a torch on the front too, but it ran out of fuel as i was taking the picture so i took it off.

      [–]SureFireWaytoDie 1 point2 points ago

      Please google 'dynamite with laser beam, Guaranteed to blow your mind, Anytime', I was not serious. :)

      [–]Skankosaurus[S] -1 points0 points ago

      oh. lol no ive heard that a million times before. it just didnt click in my head. haha

      [–]SureFireWaytoDie 0 points1 point ago

      Great song lol.

      [–]dickcheney777 0 points1 point ago

      Now with 20% more sharks!

      [–]454bosslife 0 points1 point ago

      What model pistol is that?

      [–]VYBNFC -1 points0 points ago

      I think it's fake. The slide lock and trigger look like shitty chromed plastic. And it looks painted black, not blued like real steel. If it is real, it must be Russian (and a 1911 knock-off).

      [–]454bosslife 0 points1 point ago

      Yea I agree...second look and I see what you mean

      [–]MinotaurusRex -5 points-4 points ago

      GOOMBA 2.0: http://smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net/806D5E/wordpress-L/images/super-mario-bros-movie-goomba.jpg

      [–]BigChunk 0 points1 point ago

      I think that r/breakingbad would REALLY appreciate seeing this.

      [–]turkeybeard 1 point2 points ago

      Relevant

      [–]ATownStomp 1 point2 points ago

      Well that guy was just rude.

      [–]dsstao -3 points-2 points ago

      Not disparaging against the duct tape job, wouldn't the gun just fly backwards as the bullet went forwards, making the impact much less severe compared to a held weapon?

      [–]trigg73 0 points1 point ago

      As soon as you fire it the tape will come off. You need a mounting bracket.

      [–]traal 1 point2 points ago

      A mobile sentry gun. Awesome.

      [–]AFewSecondsAgoDouche -2 points-1 points ago

      'Murrrica

      [–]1337Scott -2 points-1 points ago

      Badass flaregun.

      [–]WhichOnesReload -1 points0 points ago

      You should tape googly eyes in-front of the gun.

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