This has significantly improved the relationship between my girlfriend and I

artymccluer · 1 month

Mad Lib It has come to my attention that my action of cheating at battleship could be seen as selfish. I never intended to get caught. I want you to understand that I was merely trying to have sex, though I can see now that it may appear that I was trying to kill myself. Please accept my sensual apology. Moving forward, I will attempt to saline solution. That said, I would much appreciate it if you could bake cookies. Sincerely, your lobster, Arlington.

h8bit · 1 month

rqkazoo · 1 month

Right now there are 383 guys furiously filling this form out, I am one of them.

ocellot9119 · 1 month

Try asking her to fill this out

ArchChisUm · 1 month

NOTE:

This is the only part of the form that never falters.

GRFatman · 1 month

aaaaaaaaaand my wife just ran my printer out of ink and handed me a stack of papers

Tonytarium · 1 month

I pissed my friend of royally, gave her one of these, instantly forgiven. Great thing.

Patfast · 1 month

Dude, where can I get that? That would improve the relationship between me and my ex by a ton.

that1dude · 1 month

Showed this to my gf. Her response; "You need a whole stack of those."

:(

CalmiraTLZ · 1 month

I got one of these a long time ago. A friend apologized about something, and I told her "an apology without boobs is no good". So I later received this: http://i.imgur.com/vLRNt.png

KillAllTheThings · 1 month

You'd be MUCH better off sticking with Bob Brenly's advice:

"Yes dear. You're right. I'm sorry."

GosuSheep · 1 month

and me*

<3

epistemology · 1 month

I think that should be "between my girlfriend and me."

--The grammar police.

sahme001 · 1 month

"...between my girlfriend and me."

fireflyinajar · 1 month

rainbowjason · 1 month

AND ME. ME. ME ME ME ME ME ME ME.

cjcremix · 1 month

for real this shit works wonders

HelloWuWu · 1 month

This is actually a really good idea. Easier to keep that ego on check and to the side.

Weftad · 1 month

That's it I'm printing like a thousand of these.

angela_h · 1 month

Larry David would really benefit from this.

tmarty · 1 month

i was: hungry, lonely or intoxicated, hahahaha

HyruleHeroine · 1 month

This is the greatest thing ever.

Ozzy7 · 1 month

I can see the "evil twin" excuse being accepted.

rachel1232123 · 1 month

"it was my evil twin "

shanep35 · 1 month

There's a really funny one a football coach did. I forget who or where to find it but it basically is the same form except with typical jock "you're being a pussy" stuff.

churchify · 1 month

This is precisely when my "No fucks given" stamp comes into play.

p1zzano · 1 month

Heh. My girlfriend and I are using self-made complaint forms.

02one · 1 month

looks like something out of the movie "Brazil".

funsizedsamurai · 1 month

This made me laugh, thanks.

nyan66 · 1 month

Saved this for future problems..

feelinloose · 1 month

I just submitted this form today. I do not know the results as of yet. I hope I am ok.

NOTE

Is there another form I should submit along with this one or will this do?

tride · 1 month

downvoted for "that said."

kdpollock · 1 month

My roommates and I used this in college when we ate each others food, or made an ass of ourselves drunk. I wish I had a copy of my stolen pop tart apology I wrote when i was blacked out.

unrealious · 1 month

michaelshart · 1 month

I'm guessing it doesn't help that much when you check that you feel "vindicated" after your apology.

BlackenedHeart · 1 month

I'll bet you have to use it about a thousand times more often than her.

amenh · 1 month

I actually need something like this right about now. Thanks OP!

killershazam · 1 month

Incidentally, /r/bdsm would love this.

caspissinclair · 1 month

Hmm... the space for "Action Requiring Apology" isn't nearly large enough.

jallonsy · 1 month

So, I used to use these all the time back and forth with an ex while we were in a long distance relationship. I thought it would help save our relationship by making us communicate more openly but there isn't really much to salvage when he cheated on you with five different people. My bad... but best of luck to you in your relationship! Keep sexual organs to yourself and/or each other. =)

olclassy · 1 month

This thing may have been the first real contact between me and my girlfriend. She had kicked me in the face during a rehearsal of a local production of "Footloose: The Musical" and left this fancy thing on my Facebook. It was quite humorous.

wwwertdf · 1 month

I lost it at Technical

SilverEternity · 1 month

My students found this online and used it in my classroom two years ago. It was hilarious.

Bixby66 · 1 month

You should try Super Mario Bros Wii. Ever since me and my girlfriend got through that whole game together, we don't fight anymore. We got it all out of our system over something that doesn't matter.

cl3v3rus3rname · 1 month

hah, redditor, girlfriend, hah.

Doc85 · 1 month

I hate "Knock Knock". That is all.

DSTFU · 1 month

between my ~~girlfriend~~ mom and I.

Nice try OP

anulambda · 1 month

I see what he did. He used improper grammar to get more peope to comment on the link.

Severok · 1 month

Can I get a stack of these printed as post-it notes?

lumpydumdums · 1 month

It makes it all so wonderfully insincere. I love it.

uliveonebiglie · 1 month

I would need numerous A-001's each day!

nublete · 1 month

I'll take eleventy billion of these forever. Thank you

Lord_of_Aces · 1 month

I am definitely using this as an apology next time I've screwed up and the person isn't really all that mad*.

*I'm a horrible judge of that sort of thing, incidentally.

inaccurate_statement · 1 month

Let's play fill in the blanks.

Etrensce · 1 month

Technical Sincerity, the best kind of sincerity

a1rhead · 1 month

Please do not call the police

Polite_Insults · 1 month

I made mine before reading it was for relationships...

still I enjoyed making it.

(http://i.imgur.com/CyTVR.jpg)

pasmeme · 1 month

I just say it myself, like a big girl.

Twitch89 · 1 month

HD Printable version? lol

thespot84 · 1 month

I've gotten a date or two using the forms from the http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/

http://i.minus.com/ik57bEOG7Bxns.png

yayfuntime101 · 1 month

Love this

parkerknoll · 1 month

Is there a .pdf of this someplace? I just realized I need to send it to Kinkos and have about 100K printed up.

Doctor_Sauce · 1 month

Part of my job is to take physical forms, create online interviews to collect necessary data, and then superimpose captured data over the form image for printing.

I could have you filling out these apologies so fucking fast.

GargantuanGeek · 1 month

... I feel like this is something Sheldon Cooper would use with Amy Farrahh Fowler.

iforgot120 · 1 month

There used to be a site like four years ago that had a bunch of these (including the one in the OP) that you could fill out electronically and email. My gf at the time and I would send them to each other a lot. I'll try to find the site.

:EDIT: Found it! http://bureauofcommunication.com/

Slamboni12 · 1 month

They have one of these for stand up comedy now. "sorry I made jokes at the funny show"

tinkleturds · 1 month

molly.

Lots42 · 1 month

Dear women: If something we did could be seen in two ways and one of them makes you angry, we meant the other one.

Signed; all men.

mathrick · 29 days

"My girlfriend and me"", FFS. Lern2gramer

moscheroscheroni · 28 days

its was my evil twin! i swear!

derpandamensch · 1 month

http://imgur.com/gG6k9

aaMikeyDaa · 1 month

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"That's better!"

solii · 1 month

This is one of the funniest things I've seen!! Thank you for bringing to my attention...must send some out promptly!

DrClaw_PhD · 1 month

You should get them notarized.

slapanasswithanass · 1 month

this would be a great way to ruin every relationship ive ever been in.

roseanna777 · 1 month

I saved this photo so I can put a few inside wedding cards with a sticky note "Because I want ya'll to have a long, happy marriage"

the_lone_walker · 1 month

"my girlfriend and me"

cndman · 1 month

oh shit! am i back in 2008??!?!?

Masshole3000 · 1 month

http://i.imgur.com/vtlGI.gif

phil8248 · 1 month

Of course you are the only one who ever has to use it because women are not only never wrong but they are never sorry.

Remant · 1 month

The fact it takes one of these to fix an issue instead of communication between the both of you, makes me think your relationship is doomed from the get go.

FuschiaKnight · 1 month

No it hasn't

liveryowl · 1 month

She’s a bitch or you are.

kencole54321 · 1 month

I believe it's time to break up with your girlfriend.

mgonzo11 · 1 month

I love this repost.

gaedikus · 1 month

formal apology? sure is beta in here.

funny

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