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[–]jonnyboyke 90 points91 points ago

Are you telling me there are people that don't know internet slang for masturbation?

[–]draw_art 22 points23 points ago

Preposterous!

[–]coolcool23 5 points6 points ago

There are people not on the internet?

[–]downvote_allmy_posts 34 points35 points ago

workplace health and safety.... register to win a bottle of wine!

/facepalm

[–]LilDutchy 3 points4 points ago

I saw this too. i loled

[–]iwantpi 16 points17 points ago

IFAP: a helping hand when it comes to healthier workplaces.

[–]d3l3t3 1 point2 points ago

IFAP: Reaching out to those in need

[–]Versatyle07 0 points1 point ago

IFAP: Rubbing out danger in the workplace

[–]Bainemo 22 points23 points ago

He doesn't appear to be 15 years old, so I can understand his confusion

[–]Phyb3r_Optik 39 points40 points ago

What's the difference between purple and pink?... The grip.

[–]schoocher 12 points13 points ago

IFAP and UFAP were both later bought out by WIIFAP.

[–]d3l3t3 0 points1 point ago

Redditors acquired WIIFAP and made it /r/nofap

[–]Dr_Winston_O_Boogie 14 points15 points ago

You can't see his right hand. They know exactly what they're doing.

[–]relapsomanii 5 points6 points ago

[–]Flo_The_Nerd 2 points3 points ago

fapping creates a healthier and safer workplace ? I'm going to protect my collegues !

[–]Revived 2 points3 points ago

All i see is a boy that took a picture of a man.

[–]wiseblueberry 2 points3 points ago

Try being a financial aid administrator at a US college/university. One of our main resources is called ifap. Try going through the formal week-long Department of Education Title IV training with an older lady telling you about the resources available at ifap. Repeatedly saying ifap. For a week.

[–]bambino646 0 points1 point ago

as a college student receiving FinAid, i can't believe this exist...!

[–]thekilljoy 2 points3 points ago

I'm just happy to see the guy standing there in his little booth and uniform shirt, looks proud to have the job. Funny name or not, I'm happy for the guy.

[–]Pathological_RJ 7 points8 points ago

Thought this was an accessory for my ipad. puts credit card back in wallet

[–]zelazny 1 point2 points ago

Free bottle of wine? They should be giving away free bottles of lotion.

[–]rojosojos 2 points3 points ago

[–]uliveonebiglie 1 point2 points ago

I'm collecting workers comp from ifap... need I say more?!

[–]tbkd23 5 points6 points ago

It's not that funny

[–]iwasapolygon 0 points1 point ago

It is though. Just think about it more. I Fap? Really I FAP? They have to change their names. It's like if they were in the 50s and there was a automotive care place called Jack-off.

[–]TheDerrMan 3 points4 points ago

Hey their head office is just down the road from me, I've been meaning to take a picture of the sign out front, and then post it here.

[–]masou2 3 points4 points ago

Well you were too fucking slow, weren't you?

[–]d3l3t3 0 points1 point ago

Procrastination is a bitch....

[–]devilrobotjesus 3 points4 points ago

only sophomoric twats on the internet call masturbation "fapping"

[–]mateslikerabbit 0 points1 point ago

Me too!

[–]Gremlin119 -1 points0 points ago

there is a mobile porn site for iphones called ifap.to

[–]gorgeousjerk 1 point2 points ago

If they hired me, I would improve productivity by 47%.

[–]angrylawyer 0 points1 point ago

My brake master cylinder is made by FAG. Always thought they were a nice company.

[–]TheHooDooer -1 points0 points ago

I thought that stood for I Found A Picture

[–]rob1005 0 points1 point ago

IFAP HEFAPS WEALLFAP!

[–]Skarless 1 point2 points ago

so the day has come...

I own Ifap.xxx

it was going to be an adult website just got lazy.

[–]pinjas 0 points1 point ago

Do they sell some sort of wet towel or something similar?

[–]dexisajerk 1 point2 points ago

I think it's funnier that your friend got a part time job working at a booth, at a convention where people are looking for jobs.

[–]zdiggler 0 points1 point ago

ifap so I won't stare too much at work.

[–]Iamsqueegee 1 point2 points ago

There's an app for that?

[–]Retawtrams 0 points1 point ago

iFap. Nice try Apple

[–]bondinferno 0 points1 point ago

Who doesn't?

[–]Kev_Nutz 0 points1 point ago

I'll fap to safety!

[–]MNM35 0 points1 point ago

I like how their slogan is "safer, healthier workplaces". Oh the irony.

[–]m1k30rz 0 points1 point ago

at least they put slippery when wet signs up after a good ifap session

[–]MNM35 0 points1 point ago

LMAO XD

[–]beyerch 0 points1 point ago

too bad it's not a lower case i.

;)

[–]m1k30rz 0 points1 point ago

IBET he didn't see that COMING

[–]mightyblend 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure getting a job working at a jobs expo is funner than the name IFAP. But that's just me. Congratulations to your friend on his masturbatory employment!

[–]ilikzfoodz 0 points1 point ago

I like the safer healthier workplaces bit too. Could be true too

[–]fruchle 0 points1 point ago

There's a building/place of theirs right between my university and the freeway, so every time I go anywhere, I pass by, and, well, many years later, I'm still chuckling.

I FAP YOU FAP WE ALL FAP FOR IFAP.

[–]kushari 1 point2 points ago

They just want safe workplaces!

[–]OEFvet 0 points1 point ago

And healthy!

[–]kushari 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I forgot to write that, then I got too lazy to come back.

[–]SirDerpingtonThe3rd 0 points1 point ago

Wow, that company spent a lot of money to look fucking stupid to anyone that has ever been on the internet.

[–]xxxpiratewaffle 0 points1 point ago

Safer healthier workplaces
Me: like my bed room

[–]RydotGuy 0 points1 point ago

id be giggling alll day.

[–]thatashguy 0 points1 point ago

plus all their fleet vehicles have the number plates "IFAP ##"

[–]Emodarkness13 0 points1 point ago

I saw IFAP, then the word job, I thought this might be some weird iPhone app.....

[–]Mcluvy 0 points1 point ago

Definitely not cleaner workplaces...

[–]scar3face 0 points1 point ago

I don't think anyone would be asking him for a demo of their product.

If ya know what I mean....

[–]TarBro -1 points0 points ago

You can win a free bottle of wine watching him Fap...

[–]that_is_so_awesome -1 points0 points ago

Wow. The internet is failing!

[–]Chazdanger 1 point2 points ago

Hardest, but most fullfilling job you could ever have.

[–]walczakman 0 points1 point ago

I fap..... For a safer and healthier workplace

[–]AnthonyWithNoH 0 points1 point ago

Instead of a free bottle of wine it should say a free bottle of lotion!

[–]icantthinkofagoodnam 0 points1 point ago

Do they have socks with that logo or company name?

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[–]Miracle_Max_13 2 points3 points ago

Apple doesn't own the letter "I"

[–]casualsocks 0 points1 point ago

I Found A Picture?

[–]WackyWarrior -2 points-1 points ago

Looking at the title I thought it was a new apple product.