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[–]readyno 0 points1 point ago

No wonder he's been going on those weekend business trips

[–]riptor1987 0 points1 point ago

You gotta teach him how to do it so it doesn't feel uncomfortable. Ramming home = bad idea

[–]humans_being 1 point2 points ago

Married for 22 years and I can ASSURE you you'll change. EVERYTHING changes. It's the only constant. You see things in a certain way right now and that's okay. All the bright colors in the world begin to dim. Neon green turns into a drab asparagus then after about year 15 it turns into a heavy gray....just like everything else. You'll shit out a couple kids and the bikini becomes a one-piece. The tits head south as hubbie's bone falters at heading north. You'll begin becoming interested in coupons and book clubs. Saturday night Tequila becomes red wine as you find yourself gorging on a pile of never-ending breadsticks while wondering in the back of your mind how it all went so wrong. Right now you're excited about that new Chrysler 300. 20 years from now you'll get equally jazzed at the 2-for-1 sale on knitting needles at Michael's Craft Supply. Right now you cry because "Kevin" doesn't understand you. Eventually you'll be crying into the half-emptied box of ice cream over how Junior called you a bitch on Facebook. Sorry Honey, but every no will eventually become a yes and every yes will eventually become a no. I'd enlighten you further but the lawnmower needs sharpening. Enjoy!

[–]Holycrapwtfatheism 0 points1 point ago

Just do it, Nike said so.

[–]juturna42 -1 points0 points ago