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failing at winning (i.imgur.com)

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[–]misterrazorz 50 points51 points ago

i sorta kinda want someone to reverse that gif... is that normal?

[–]ARelevantUsername_ 102 points103 points ago

http://img.reversegif.com/7477.gif You asked for it

[–]dtt-d 66 points67 points ago

"damn that was good" pats stomach

[–]yakityyakblah 3 points4 points ago

Kain?

[–]GiveMeLight 2 points3 points ago

You're sick and wonderful at the same time.

[–]PEEL_THE_PENIS 1 point2 points ago

That was awesome.

[–]Midnight_Skye 4 points5 points ago

About your username, I've done that before. Sunburn. Worth it.

[–]SonOfSatan 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, that was worse.

[–]makeLOVEhandMAN 60 points61 points ago

This is how I image the average redditor that successfully spends a whole day in r/wtf

[–]Bonestack 41 points42 points ago

I did it!! chest pump bluuuurgh Goddamnit, all over the

[–]Astioth 28 points29 points ago

All over the what? The curio cabinet?

[–]Bonestack 25 points26 points ago

I accidentally a whole

[–]DoWhile 6 points7 points ago

A PINEAPPLE?!

[–]princetrunks 1 point2 points ago

nope, the cat.

[–]Bruce_Bruce 0 points1 point ago

No, the spaghetti that spilled out of his fannypack.

[–]Bungaloooow 6 points7 points ago

FINISH THE SENTENCE! I HAVE TO KNOWWWW

[–]JoePurdy 13 points14 points ago

I think you meant /r/spacedicks.

[–]Zappy_Kablamicus 5 points6 points ago

I looked at 5 pictures this time, a new record.

[–]Wondermonk 1 point2 points ago

I clicked one, but the image on the sidebar got me to hit my back button before I could focus on it... that's my record so far.

[–]TheJack38 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, I prefer /r/SpaceClop

[–]thedrunkirishguy 1 point2 points ago

I like /r/picsofhorsedicks

[–]Funkyapplesauce 0 points1 point ago

challenge accepted

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[–]noveltyaccountmuch 5 points6 points ago

His left arm is clearly his puke lever

[–]petedacook 11 points12 points ago

Slowly, a sound started to build in Eder Jones’ stomach. A strange and scary sound, like a log truck coming at you at a hundred miles-an-hour. Suddenly, Eder opened his mouth, and before the the referee knew it, he was covered with five bottles worth of used Coke Zero. The women in the audience screamed. The announcer took one look at the referee and barfed on the doctor, who barfed on the timekeeper that was sitting next to him. The promotor barfed on the ring-girl’s tits. But when the smell hit the crowd, that’s when Eder’s plan really started to work. Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends. Kids barfed on their parents. A fat lady barfed in her purse. The Nogueira twins barfed on each other, and the RockStar Girls barfed all over the TapOut Crew. And Eder just sat back and enjoyed what he’d created… a complete and total barf-o-rama!

[–]JBFRESHSKILLS 1 point2 points ago

I see what you did there!

[–]probablythefuture 0 points1 point ago

this is hilarious! good homage, my friend.

[–]kahuna08 2 points3 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks it's awesome that this guy pushed himself soon hard that he had to vomit? I mean, disregard feelings, acquire winnings.

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[–]RomanticFarce 1 point2 points ago

Phlegitimacy.

[–]DickInCeilingFan 12 points13 points ago

OP's username makes it even funnier.

[–]Poppa_Mo 2 points3 points ago

Jack: "You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick."
Apparently, he's a heavy drinker.

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[–]Nagalord 40 points41 points ago

No. Some idiot made that ignorant comment the last time this was posted and people upvoted it then, too. Eder Jones drank soda or energy drink before/after the fight and threw it up.

[–]petedacook 15 points16 points ago

Thanks for calling that out.

It was actually coke zero.

http://www.cagepotato.com/horrible-video-day-projectile-vomiting-mma-fighter/

[–]filladellfea 2 points3 points ago

I like how he almost pukes on the clean up guy.

[–]Madonkadonk -1 points0 points ago

Well what the hell did he expect, it was coke ZERO

[–]TuckerMcG 21 points22 points ago

I can't imagine that's all blood. I'm sure theres a good amount of it but it's probably a lot of pre-workout supplements. I've had some post workout pukes that are similarly shaded. That's a metric shit ton of liquid he yakked up, he'd look a lot more beat up if all that came from his nose.

EDIT: also what MMA sport disqualifies you for a bloody nose? I've seen UFC fights were guys are leaking blood from their head like a faucet and they keep going. The cut or injury has to impair the fighters ability to fight or to see (as in the cut is above the eyebrow and bleeding down into the eyeball), bloody noses don't really do either of those. Upon further review, I'm sure very little of that is blood.

[–]DNAsly 0 points1 point ago

No MMA competitor would have ANYTHING in his stomach during a fight. Not water, not food. You put yourself on a very strict schedule to make sure you are hydrated and have energy, but also so that there is nothing in your stomach. If your stomach is processing anything, it takes up a lot of energy.

TL;DR, he wouldn't have had any supplements in his stomach.

[–]Airazz 3 points4 points ago

He would have water and such. You would have to wait at least 24 hours for most of the water to get out. I doubt it would make much sense to not drink anything for a whole day and to not eat anything for 2-3 days.

[–]DNAsly -2 points-1 points ago

Eat pasta with a light sauce 45 minutes to one hour before match. Stop drinking water 20 minutes before match. It's not rocket science.

[–]Airazz 5 points6 points ago

Well yes, but then you have water, sauce and pasta in your stomach.

[–]jewunit 1 point2 points ago

Apparently the concept is more difficult than rocket science for you.

[–]drunkferret -1 points0 points ago

I've seen boxing matches stop because of horrifically broken noses. I don't recall ever seeing that in MMA, but I don't ever recall seeing injuries in MMA anything like the worst of what boxing has had to offer. Unless of course, you count broken limbs..I can see people seeing that as pretty horrific..

The point - a fight could potentially be stopped if your nose is completely wrecked. It's an important part of your face. Same with jaws, seen fights stopped because guys couldn't close their mouth anymore. Anything that impairs a fighter that bad could potentially have their fight stopped. Hiding injuries is definitely not uncommon.

Not saying that was the case here though, that guy looks fine..This is just WTF..

[–]lordlicorice 10 points11 points ago

Are you supposed to be able to fight without getting a bloody nose? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Poppa_Mo 0 points1 point ago

If you're quick about it.

[–]ThankYouDriveThrough 1 point2 points ago

Nope.

[–]headdownassup 0 points1 point ago

no ever said he had to win with grace....

[–]filetemyoung 0 points1 point ago

"Ha, I didn't want that intestine anyway."

[–]emmas_reddit 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why I watched that 7 times in a row..

[–]doghe14 -1 points0 points ago

I think i puked a little when watching this .. especially when I watched the reverse gif.

[–]orangeeater 0 points1 point ago

Is that moms spaghetti?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

"Hi Stan."

[–]Younggun101 0 points1 point ago

You are what you eat

[–]jetfool 0 points1 point ago

Love the expression on the ref: "What? Aaaa!"

[–]ChewedUp 0 points1 point ago

Right from the start you can tell he knew it was coming

[–]Arknell 1 point2 points ago

AWW IN THE KITCHEN MEG

[–]complete_asshole_ 0 points1 point ago

That's not failing, that's the victory vomit.

[–]Ninja_Budgie 0 points1 point ago

I'm emetophobic and am now almost shivering with panic. Thanks.

[–]schwepski 0 points1 point ago

Could be the opening scene from an episode of House.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I love this repost.

[–]mkhopper 0 points1 point ago

Mental note... Don't chest bump yourself in that spot.

[–]Raikunoso 0 points1 point ago

I guess touching your chest makes you throw up.

[–]open_ur_mind 0 points1 point ago

Reaction gif after browsing new.

[–]RomanticFarce 1 point2 points ago

He won the battle, but look at that. I'd say unless his diet for 12 hours was nothing but cranberry smoothies, some or most of that is blood. If so, this is what Chinese gong fu refers to as having received "dim mak" or death touch.

[–]daisydale5 0 points1 point ago

repost ... again...

[–]RainbowPopsicle 0 points1 point ago

What is it, a pint of blood before you throw up?

Correction, its a pint of coke zero you can swallow before throwing up.

[–]Pineapple005 0 points1 point ago

I noticed OPs name and watched the Gif... shudders

[–]pumpmar 0 points1 point ago

blood? unless he drank some ketchup, blood?

[–]Fisheswithfeet 1 point2 points ago

That looked a lot like blood, he should probably get that looked at...

[–]martyncj 0 points1 point ago

atleast he died a winner! (start puns)

[–]HustlerThug -1 points0 points ago

I'm sorry, no. Anyone that has ever done mma cage fights, even amateurs, knows that fighting is extremely hard to endure. Within the first 30 seconds, your stamina is gone. I can't imagine guys doing multiple 5 minute rounds.

[–]clamsmasher 3 points4 points ago

What the hell are you talking about? And why are you apologizing?

This guy puked up blood, blood that was dripping into his throat and stomach from his nose. Most likely from trauma caused by getting punched in the face, more specifically getting punched in the nose.

[–]HustlerThug 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like puke with traces of blood. Blood is much more red than that. I was just saying that the title implies that he fails because he throws up, and I was simply responding to OP saying that whatever happens in a cage fight, even more so if you win, that you deserve a lot of respect because it is very difficult.

[–]GuildedPickle -2 points-1 points ago

too much kook-aid

[–]punkVisions 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]poppycaulk 1 point2 points ago

That was blood!

[–]Kirchyking 0 points1 point ago

...Was that blood?

[–]neuronalapoptosis -4 points-3 points ago

I think that was blood... someone should call the doctor and he should sit down...

[–]jguy123 -1 points0 points ago

mmm...Protein shakes.

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