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[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 1149 points1150 points ago

Once upon a midnight boring, while I lay there, karmawhoring,

Over reddit’s comments, circlejerks, memes, and many more.

While I typed there, nearly fapping, suddenly, there came a tapping,

Of someone’s kitty, gently rapping, rapping at my bedroom door,

“Back to redditing,” I muttered, "that cat isn’t even yours;

Back to reddit, karmawhore.”

[–]Niciiman 457 points458 points ago

Ah, in the month distinctly hottest, I sat on Reddit all through August,

And with each post; an OP less modest left his cat upon the floor.

Eagerly I wished the morrow; perhaps there's no more memes to borrow.

From my website surcease of sorrow, sorrow for the lost OC.

For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name OC,

All replaced by karmawhore.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 436 points437 points ago

And while the filthy karma piled on every poster in gonewild,

Thrilled me-- but filled me with contempt I’d never felt before.

For the OC was far and fleeting, every comment thread repeating,

Reposts to the point of cheating, desiring naught but even more,

Harlots of the web competing, desiring naught but even more,

More karma for the karmawhores.

[–]thelibrarina 500 points501 points ago

And the kitty, never napping, still is tapping, still is tapping

On the perfect pane of glass that is the window of my door.

And his eyes have all the gleaming of a feline who is scheming,

Who is yowling and is screaming, crying, "Let me in, you bore!"

But first I lift the camera; I've become what I abhor.

Shutter flickers--Karmawhore.

[–]themoop78 43 points44 points ago

Best thread I've read in a while.

Compliments to the creative Edgar Allen Poe fans.

Well done!

[–]ThatDamonGuy 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to get this to John Cusack.

[–]I_WRITE_LONG_REPLIES 16 points17 points ago

Oh man that was a brilliant ending!

[–]White_Luigi 47 points48 points ago

Alright these are getting really good. Isn't this poem, like, twenty stanzas? Continue.

[–]thelibrarina 217 points218 points ago

Then my thoughts began to stress, of meme-McKayla unimpressed

And though my post I'd yet to test, the shot I took I did adore.

I pondered whether to include a caption clever or quite rude

If I delayed I would be screwed, so quick to imgur I did soar--

When posted I my link to imgur, surely karma I would score,

And be christened Karmawhore.

[–]mycroft16 22 points23 points ago

There is not karma enough to properly pay all you for this the ultimate in Poewhoring.

[–]danneh02 27 points28 points ago

Sigh Upvote, upvote, upvote..

[–]a_murder_of_crows 25 points26 points ago

Cried the kitty, 'UPVOTE MOAR!'

[–]KoNP 7 points8 points ago

Quoth'd the raven

"Eat my shorts!"

[–]Banko 74 points75 points ago

Back into imgur linking, all my clicks within me voting,

Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.

‘Karma,’ said I, “surely that is something at my basement door;

Le me photographed the cat that is, and this kitteh did implore –

Le me derped for a while, a moment, and this kitteh implored; -

‘Cry “For Karma!” and nothing more!'

[–]option_i 27 points28 points ago

Lemme try!

Kitty, Kitty, Oh so sweet, through the window you do peep.

Stare, I stare, oh, how unfair to see you there without a care.

Rap, rap, goes the dangling cat at my window.

Miss I hiss at the chance to score - so goes the Karmawhore.

[–]Lintheru 4 points5 points ago

Not really following Raven but very upvote-worthy anyway.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 107 points108 points ago

thelibrarina's stanza was an adaptation of the last stanza of the actual poem, so it's kind of the end, but here's my take on the fourth stanza, if anyone wants to continue from there and work through the rest of the poem.

Presently my soul grew weaker, outlook on world now bleaker,

Why do people upvote things that everyone has seen before?

In the midst of all these users, watercolours, meth abusers,

Children with a dozen U’s are flocking to us by the score.

As content dies we all fall victim to the generation war;

And the rise of karmawhores.

[–]Diiiiirty 42 points43 points ago

At the door I stood there peering, long I wondered what I was hearing;

Not OC, I was only dreaming, dreams every redditor has dreamed before;

But the silence was soon shattered, by the kitty whose fur was tattered;

He softly meowed and my heart fell and hit the floor;

I knew this was it, I was becoming what I hate, but there's nothing I want more;

Than to reap the karma from owning a kitty, to become the karmawhore.

[–]Nepycros 34 points35 points ago

Quoth the Reddit, "Karmawhore."

[–]thelibrarina 16 points17 points ago

Sorry, I didn't mean to commit attempted thread-murder--it was just the first stanza that came to mind.

It's 3am, so I'm out, but my hat is off to you, sir or madam--it's been an honor.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 21 points22 points ago

It was probably the best stanza out of the bunch, and threads like this can't keep together for too long anyways. I too, must rest, but likewise, it's been a pleasure working with someone with a genuine talent for parody.

[–]IndifferentMorality 10 points11 points ago

It is only a shame that this cannot be best of. It is truly an enjoyable read worth the acclaim.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 5 points6 points ago

If you think it's worthy, I guess I picked the wrong week to put effort into my comments. I just hope that they don't make it permanent, because while I don't personally post for the express sake of getting bestof, I feel like many people who go the extra mile do have bestof recognition as their motivation. If that's true, I'd hate to see that motivation leave the defaults.

[–]schizoidvoid 5 points6 points ago

/r/defaultgems has forked off to meet those needs, in case you haven't yet heard.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 2 points3 points ago

Which I'm not happy about. If anything, they should have seen if the week had any effect on the uncontrolled condition of bestof before killing it. After hearing a week of complaints about how there are too many askreddit posts and not enough depth, I'd imagine you'd start seeing less users upvoting askreddit posts and more users providing obscure comments anyways. Or, if askreddit posts still the problem, take them out, but don't eliminate the majority of the comment content and the general idea behind bestof. And if they wanted more depth, they should have gone the other direction, keeping bestof to all comments and having an alternative with no defaults, instead of creating what will be a completely segregated system.

I'm concerned about this because I feel that it takes away the motivation to do something above and beyond in the default subreddits. I'd imagine that there are people who put in extra effort to create something time-intensive, like a lengthy explanation, a creative piece of fiction, a song, etc., who went through that effort because they thought it would have a chance at being featured on bestof. In addition to the motivation, some of those content creators rely on bestof for their content to be noticed, because after working on something for an hour, it won't be there in time for the top comments, but it could get picked up by bestof and noticed that way. It's about finding deserving individual comments, not individual subreddits. The existence of bestof also serves as a inspiring factor for other users, because if they see someone else get noticed on bestof for doing something extraordinary, they'll be more pressed to match that standard of quality. The removal of default subreddits takes away this system of motivation, exposition, and inspiration from the top 20 subreddits, and I expect the number of users going above and beyond to create the exceptional comments that make reddit great to decrease as a result. Why try harder if it's not going to get acknowledged or noticed?

[–]tahoebyker 12 points13 points ago

Thus I sat wearily posting, but there was no site for hosting

the foul feline, whose fuzzy stomach now stood at my chamber door;

At my screen I sat behind, with my chin in hands reclining

Against the silver lining that the screen posted o'er

But my silver lining that the screen posted o'er

The orangered -- karmawhore!

[–]C_Coolidge 12 points13 points ago

We wade through reposted mire, OC is what we most desire,

but we see more repetitions, more and more and more.

We let out cries, we let out gasps, until our voices start to rasp,

And then we see that post we've seen so many times before.

Even with our injured voices and with our throats so sore,

We cry "Damn these karmawhores!"

[–]Nepycros 11 points12 points ago

And yet his post, lacking trends of late, still festers with redditor hate,

"Gems" and girlfriends not existing, flock to the front page still more.

While his post caused no offense, this thread laughs at his expense,

OP cannot recompense the fact he will be mocked more.

And so we will say he's dense, and hate him all the more.

This needs to stop, Karmawhore.

EDIT: Meh, I'll leave this to the professionals.

[–]OCedHrt 1 point2 points ago

I have a question...what is OC here?

[–]Zeblin29[S] 28 points29 points ago

Haha im a newbie to posting, but she does it nearly every time shes out so I'll try get a video of her climbing up, will wait till she gets out, dont want to be mean and take her out in the cold just for her to ask to come back in... but the karma....

*The video :)

[–]NotaMethAddict 66 points67 points ago

Dude, holy shit did you just write that yourself!?

That was brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 79 points80 points ago

Had to put the Lyric Poetry course to use sometime or another.

[–]POSTS_GIFS 12 points13 points ago

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[–]groovitude 10 points11 points ago

Much I marvelled this ungainly GIF to see posted so plainly

though its content little meaning- little relevancy bore;

and readers feel the image grate them, loops and loops of Patrick Bateman

flicking upvotes just to sate them, laughing with a tepid roar -

Posting this without true reason, scraping up a cheap rapport,

All signs do point to "karmawhore."

[–]SeeSou -3 points-2 points ago

stop. using. this. gif.

[–]Pattang 11 points12 points ago

stop. using. full. stops.

[–]SeeSou 7 points8 points ago

them's fightin words

[–]pigeon_man 3 points4 points ago

and I'll bet that during the course you we're thinking that you'd never use it

[–]DentistNumber10 15 points16 points ago

I have him tagged as "Batman Singer". He wrote and performed a whole song for a post last week. www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xvufq/the_heaviest_metal_known_to_man/c5q367h

[–]TheOriginalGalatea 5 points6 points ago

Dude, it is awesome, but he totally paraphrased Edgar Allen Poe.

[–]sawyoutobits 3 points4 points ago

That makes it even awesomer.

[–]White_Luigi 2 points3 points ago

I mean, the words are original (and brilliant), but it is a The Raven reference.

[–]JimmyHavok -1 points0 points ago

Whoosh

[–]lovehate615 16 points17 points ago

Expectations exceeded for Poe reference.

[–]Pratty77 10 points11 points ago

I hope this makes it to the frontage. Not for the pic, but for your poem

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 10 points11 points ago

I liked the pic, too, but thank you. That's very nice to hear.

[–]orderinthecourt666 5 points6 points ago

It never occurred to me that "fapping" rhymed so perfectly in The Raven. Oh, the possibilities.

PhiladephiaIrish, you may not fully understand what you have unleashed here.

[–]award07 6 points7 points ago

thank you.

[–]_kvl_ 3 points4 points ago

We need to get someone who has a good ominous voice to record that and throw it up on youtube or something.

[–]wazzupdog 2 points3 points ago

two words. Fuck. Yes.

[–]jyapman 4 points5 points ago

Combination of Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven and the characteristics of Reddit? Pure genius i say!

[–]ScottCarmichael 1 point2 points ago

The line between genius and madness is a thin one.

[–]e_d_sea 2 points3 points ago

Not only did you just introduce me to the Raven and Edgar Allen Poe, but fucking poetry. Beautiful, thank you.

[–]unladenswallow 2 points3 points ago

the second line doesn't have the right amount of syllables

perhaps "over reddit's comments, memes, circlejerks, and many more"?

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 4 points5 points ago

Good point. I'll fix it, although I'll switch circlejerks and memes for the alliteration.

[–]vertigo1083 0 points1 point ago

People say that I wrote some epic stories here on reddit.

I bow to you sir.

[–]coffeedrinking 1 point2 points ago

The single best thing I've read all day!!!

[–]brak2718 1 point2 points ago

Quoth the raven, "Eat my Shorts!".

[–]jade911 1 point2 points ago

Wow, I wish I could be so poetic. The raven was the first thing that came to mind when I read the title and I know the first 4 verses well enough to have really enjoyed reading the 4 on here. Thanks PhiladelphiaIrish, Niciiman and thelibrarina

[–]sparx483 0 points1 point ago

I literally saw this picture and the first thing I said was...

You glorious bastard!

[–]Aerv 0 points1 point ago

Came into the comments section hoping to find this. Take my upvotes

[–]YouKnow_Pause 0 points1 point ago

If anything is karma worthy. It surely is this.

[–]milesdavis 44 points45 points ago

Heard a tapping at the computer... http://imgur.com/6bpQ0

[–]Phoequinox 137 points138 points ago

YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING FRAME?

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[–]Im_that_stupid 2 points3 points ago

I guess that why they call it wind pane

[–]googie_g15 3 points4 points ago

That was motherfucking lame. It's quotes like this that are my bane. Ugh. It's making me insane.

/sarcasm

[–]Zeblin29[S] 25 points26 points ago

Haha i feel horrible but here's the video of Snubbles! climbing up the door! I'm not sure if i linked it right.

[–]fatmasterrex 67 points68 points ago

I hate it when my cat forgets his keys.

[–]JoeScotterpuss 20 points21 points ago

He has his own door and it's his responsibility damnit.

[–]R5HR 13 points14 points ago

 Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,

Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. 'Tis some visitor,' I muttered,tapping at my chamber door - Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore - For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore - Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating `'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door - Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; - This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer, Sir,' said I,or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; - Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before; But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token, And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, Meow!' This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word,Meow!' Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning, Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before. Surely,' said I,surely that is something at my window lattice; Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore - Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; - 'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter, In there stepped a stately kitty of the saintly days of yore. Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he; But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door - Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door - Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this tabby cat beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore, Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said,art sure no craven. Ghastly grim and ancient kitty wandering from the nightly shore - Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!' Quoth the tabby, `Meow.'

Much I marvelled this ungainly feline to hear discourse so plainly, Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore; For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being Ever yet was blessed with seeing this tabby above his chamber door - Cat or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door, With such name as `Meow.'

But the cat, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only, That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour. Nothing further then he uttered - not a tail then he fluttered - Till I scarcely more than muttered Other friends have come before - On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.' Then the cat said,Meow.'

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken, Doubtless,' said I,what it utters is its only stock and store, Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore - Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore Of "Meow."'

But the cat still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of him and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy fest, thinking what this ominous cat of yore - What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous cat of yore Meant in croaking `Meow.'

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing To the feline whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core; This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er, But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er, She shall press, ah, Meow!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor. Wretch,' I cried,thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore! Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!' Quoth the Kitty, `Meow.'

Prophet!' said I,thing of evil! - prophet still, if cat or devil! - Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore, Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted - On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore - Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!' Quoth the cat, `Meow.'

Prophet!' said I,thing of evil! - prophet still, if cat or devil! By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore - Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn, It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore - Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?' Quoth the Kitty, `Meow.'

Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting - Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore! Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken! Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door! Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!' Quoth the Kitty, `Meow.'

And the cat, never purring, still is sitting, still is sitting On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door; And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming, And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor; And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor Shall be lifted - Meow!

[–]chill1495 39 points40 points ago

I thought it would be that pesky raven again

[–]fozzyfreakingbear 14 points15 points ago

Your joke was pretty poe.

[–]JoeScotterpuss 11 points12 points ago

I heard a rapping, a tapp-awwww! Well come on in little feller.

[–]JasonGD1982 3 points4 points ago

Seems like a children's book to me.

[–]ivanmarsh 7 points8 points ago

Nevermeow.

[–]ajgator7 6 points7 points ago

Halp pls.

[–]shillbert 2 points3 points ago

fak u dolan

[–]TaxCunts 6 points7 points ago

LOOK AT MY BALLS

[–]mr_dr_prof_john 3 points4 points ago

a tap tap tapping on your glass door

[–]b00Mg3RRY 5 points6 points ago

hey dude you home?

[–]DerpinNinjaa 5 points6 points ago

PUSS...lost his boots

[–]i1645 16 points17 points ago

Meow... Nevermore.

[–]leonprimrose 13 points14 points ago

-While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. " 'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door; Only this, and nothing more."

[–]Kimimpossible 2 points3 points ago

And then you'll open the door to let the cat inside and it will sit, contemplating.

[–]Ramsayy09 4 points5 points ago

those darn cat burglars

[–]thepeterjohnson 5 points6 points ago

"Hey human... Get a load of 'deez!"

[–]ExtraDip 4 points5 points ago

He's just hanging in there, until you open the door

[–]MuteNinja 4 points5 points ago

[–]APurpleDinosaur 8 points9 points ago

I hate it when my cat gets drunk and can't figure out how doors work.

[–]shakensunshine 9 points10 points ago

Have you heard about Kitty Jesus?

[–]Bubastiszcat 7 points8 points ago

Slendercat?

[–]Concrist 5 points6 points ago

Hang in there!

[–]fozzyfreakingbear 2 points3 points ago

Cat nip. Not even once.

[–]purpleandpenguins 1 point2 points ago

My cat likes to climb window screens like that. We call him spidercat.

[–]inanecathode 1 point2 points ago

I'm torn between Kane from Poltergeist II or this guy

[–]Serrated_Banana 2 points3 points ago

"HEY. HEY. HEY. I WANT. TO COME INTO. THERE. tap tap tap. HEY"

[–]Deanowitz 1 point2 points ago

It might be the hydrocodone talking, but that cat has a people face.

[–]CatScratchJohnny 2 points3 points ago

I had a stray cat that would do that to the screen door on my porch at my old apartment. She was really sweet and I would feed her. Then she brought me a kitten, so I fed him too. Night after night I would wait until I heard her slam into the door and hang from the screen waiting for food. Then she brought me 4 kittens and I realized... shit. I got them all fixed, got 3 of them adopted and kept mamma, 1 of the 4 kittens, and the original kitten.

TLDR: Had a stray cat that would do this nightly to my door. If you're going to feed stray cats, get them fucking fixed.

[–]Namelok -1 points0 points ago

It's a cat.

[–]NFLdoWORK 1 point2 points ago

Can I have him?

[–]QuasiEvil 0 points1 point ago

hey you want some of this? unng yeah a little over here unngh yeah a little of this maybe a little a that uhhng yeah

[–]chunkeemunkee 0 points1 point ago

Upvote pile on!

[–]Synonysis 0 points1 point ago

Ezio Meowditore

[–]RicketyDicket 1 point2 points ago

Appease it with num-nums. Let us know if you survive.

[–]HyBReD 0 points1 point ago

DONKEEEEEYYYYYY

[–]thelibrarina 1 point2 points ago

2 a.m., alone in the house...this was a risky click.

[–]acehunter 0 points1 point ago

"Honey what is the car doing super glued to the window"

"Nothing I just have to take this photo then I will get the acetone"

[–]Rubix89 0 points1 point ago

Release me.

[–]vicious_womprat 0 points1 point ago

"It's too 'outside' for me out here!"

[–]Mechanik_J 0 points1 point ago

"The only thing is... The cats been dead for years."

[–]hornyhornyhippos_69 -1 points0 points ago

Heard a fapping at the window?

[–]hitmenow 1 point2 points ago

Tap...Tap...Tap

[–]gulpeg -1 points0 points ago

kid yelling "Mom, cats humping the window"

[–]GoodDay2YouSir 0 points1 point ago

remember that part from Girl with the Dragon tattoo?

[–]time4anewsn 0 points1 point ago

But when you opened the door, did the cat just sit there for awhile before coming in?

[–]awesomeck 0 points1 point ago

Its a cat burgler!

[–]wanderingsong 0 points1 point ago

In my drunken lack of focus & glasses/contacts, I thought for a moment that this link was "heard a fapping at the window." That could have ended much more poorly.

[–]knighmare 0 points1 point ago

"I shall affix this cat to the window for Karma, no one will be any the wiser"

[–]melbell19 0 points1 point ago

Cutest thing ever... Well, almost ever. But still cute as balls!

[–]datsaffa 0 points1 point ago

snubbles

[–]Spekter5150 1 point2 points ago

Slendercat

[–]popcorn_breath 0 points1 point ago

I ate the fucking bird...now let me in!

[–]lUoIl 0 points1 point ago

big time lurker. you get my upvote

[–]Shanhaevel 0 points1 point ago

TIL Redditors are all literature experts with preference for E.A. Poe

[–]lechienbizarre 0 points1 point ago

Lenore?

[–]CoffeeDrop -1 points0 points ago

A tapping at the window; out of the eerie darkness comes a shadowy figure...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I used to have this little cat that would come up to my bedroom window and climb up the keep out bugs thing whatever but anyways that cat.. I should have taken in now that I think about it. Was a nice cat. Not a cat guy but was just like a dog.

[–]jonaheim88 0 points1 point ago

my cat does that too. its not actually something that is very impressive.

[–]ihasakiwi 0 points1 point ago

Is that Slenderman in the background?...

[–]polkadotnoodle 0 points1 point ago

I always find their back paws so funny.

Just look at the picture, its a bunny fucking leg with army trousers.

[–]KrimsonTide 1 point2 points ago

NO FUCKING WAY. I just screamed and ran out of my kitchen because I heard a tapping on my window. I spilled my cereal and knocked everything over as I made a mad dash for the hallway and up the stairs to my dad's room... I'm still petrified and this will probably be in the back of my mind for a few years. ಥ_ಥ

[–]DracoAzule 0 points1 point ago

I are spider cat :3

[–]grande_hohner 0 points1 point ago

Literally, a peeping Tom.

[–]Diiiiirty 0 points1 point ago

Oh good, a cat. I thought it was going to be another post about the Slenderman.

[–]bloopeeriod -1 points0 points ago

Can't overlook the fact that you named your cat Snubbles. Uhg.

[–]armymon 0 points1 point ago

[–]queserasarrrah 1 point2 points ago

But where are his boots?!

[–]jfeld22 0 points1 point ago

You know, just hanging around

[–]telaranrhiod 0 points1 point ago

Your cat's name is snubbles...?...

[–]ohhoee 0 points1 point ago

meow love you long time

[–]Horny_Troll 0 points1 point ago

when i do that i end handcuffed by the police

[–]Jondayz 0 points1 point ago

I'm allergic to cats and don't really like them because of this, I know, Reddit faux pa. But this made me crack up forever.

[–]FrozenEnvelope 1 point2 points ago

It was D'angelo Barksdale

[–]UST3DES 1 point2 points ago

Soon...

[–]Nerdlingers 0 points1 point ago

I love me some sexy cat. She's sexy and she's knows it.

[–]jmev 1 point2 points ago

Thought I'd come to the comment section to see a reference from the Simpsons episode where marge gets inspiration from the "hang in there kitty" poster left unsatisfied.

[–]developersdeveloperz 0 points1 point ago

aww man this made me laugh thanks

[–]m0use44 0 points1 point ago

TAKE IT TO R/AWW

[–]sleedama 0 points1 point ago

i have an orange cat, that looks like your orange cat - that also likes to tell me he needs in this way. maybe its an orange cat thing!?

[–]fidelay 0 points1 point ago

As a Poe fanatic I expected the obvious. Then realized this was reddit. Wasn't disappointed with the cute kitty though.

[–]EverythingBurito 0 points1 point ago

why isn't this on r/aww, this isn't funny.

[–]Fangs78 0 points1 point ago

Wanna hang?

[–]Hastadin 0 points1 point ago

and thats why animals are supposed to KEEP their fur...

[–]Seraphim2150 0 points1 point ago

This is so raven

[–]Kynandra 0 points1 point ago

Seems like you've got a ... Cat Burglar

[–]sbrelvi 0 points1 point ago

I came here looking for a big set of testicles to be photoshopped on... I was disappointed.

[–]Golemfrost 0 points1 point ago

Climbin in you windows, he´s snatching your people up,..

[–]EyeAmZ 0 points1 point ago

Fake......he photoshopped out the suction cups ;)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

HANG ON!!

[–]xiandrii 0 points1 point ago

oh my god... it's SLENDERCAT!

[–]Pearlsastinger 1 point2 points ago

"The Suns coming up soon and I'm ginger... LET ME IN!!!". Lol

[–]TheBlueSoap02 0 points1 point ago

And this is why distrust cats. Looks cute,but wait 'till the feline is trying to steal your soul whole you slumber. Then tell me cats are cute and awesome.

[–]ThunderGyra 0 points1 point ago

My cat does this all the time. The first few times scared the shit out of me, but now it's just plain annoying.

[–]mrgibblesworth 0 points1 point ago

He's climbing in your windows, and he's snatching your people up. Tryna rape 'em so you get better hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husbands cuz they're rapin' errybody out der.

[–]meshugga 0 points1 point ago

HUUMAN...! I IZ COME FOR U!

[–]FuriousLamb3 0 points1 point ago

Do you live at the Two and a Half Men House, dude?

[–]Extropian 0 points1 point ago

Soon

[–]wei-long 0 points1 point ago

It's a diversion! Quick, look to your left! ...clever girl.

[–]MOS95B 0 points1 point ago

Mommmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! I want to come innnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

[–]Tinyscientist 0 points1 point ago

Should someone call RSPCA??...

[–]Jeppep 0 points1 point ago

My cat has done that for years and i never thought of taking a pic and uploading it to reddit. Think of all the free karma points i have been missing out on. :-(

[–]YaSu288 0 points1 point ago

Risky click.

[–]Garian1 0 points1 point ago

You did let him in, right?

[–]umopapsidn -1 points0 points ago

What a blatant repost

[–]Quothefool 1 point2 points ago

Nevermore?

[–]the_last_carfighter 0 points1 point ago

RUN you fools!!

[–]hero1012878 0 points1 point ago

look out it's a cat burglar!

[–]Kingfin 0 points1 point ago

Girl move that body.

[–]Techloss 0 points1 point ago

'My name is.......Poos een boots! Now open the damn door!'

[–]disckrieg 0 points1 point ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[–]ncox17 0 points1 point ago

puss in boots!

[–]jpeace42 0 points1 point ago

Is this your kitty? Or a stray? I have cats come into my house all the time that don't belong here, haha.

[–]NocturnalBeing 0 points1 point ago

I miss my cat that would do that. We have 2 doors leading out to our breezeway and he'd climb up the wooden one (like a screen door, but wood and glass), he'd climb up to see through the 2nd doors window to let us know he wants in.

[–]8_4_Schu 0 points1 point ago

Mckayla is not impressed.

[–]Nawt_Schur 0 points1 point ago

Nobody?! Well alright then; "i hate Mondays"

[–]ohchameleons 0 points1 point ago

My cat. Every night.

[–]TigerLilyy 0 points1 point ago

Awe that is terribly cute!

[–]alle0441 0 points1 point ago

I am now convinced that I have not a single unique thought in my body.

[–]BlankJebus 0 points1 point ago

Slendercat!

[–]delaphin 0 points1 point ago

Overly Attached Cat

[–]Swampfeather 0 points1 point ago

Better than hearing a fapping at your window

[–]Nms12457 0 points1 point ago

[–]tjm731 0 points1 point ago

Slendercat