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[–]FTFM 2 points3 points ago

It's funny to me that we know what toilets are used for, and that they contain particles from probably hundreds if not thousands of shits, and we lie to ourselves like our shit will be the first shit to ever hit that porcelain bowl. Once we've seen the other shit the illusion is over, and flushing the shit (even if it leaves a lustrous bowl) still makes us feel unclean to use the sullied receptacle.

[–]Pvt_Studmuffin 1 point2 points ago

Overused gif is overused.

[–]Ogiedonatelli 0 points1 point ago

Overused quip is overused.

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[–]Sd56fan[S] 10 points11 points ago

Plot twist: I'm black

[–]Professor_Bear 5 points6 points ago

No he is just full of shit

[–]Ifeelliketrolling 1 point2 points ago

Interesting people complain about national debt and taxes when the highest tax percentage is around 34% of income in America in other nations taxes go as high as 50% of income

[–]HowObvious -1 points0 points ago

Im from Britain, 51% for top end

[–]Zephine 0 points1 point ago

[–]rockwarzz 1 point2 points ago

what does calling him shit have to do with race?

[–]devourke -3 points-2 points ago

I'll explain it for you bro. I spent about two weeks lurking the stormfront forums out of curiousity, because I wanted to see why they are racist. (It's only just below /r/atheism on my list of closeminded/obliviously offensive communities) During this time I learnt a lot of racial epithets (Racial epithets are actually against the rules of the stormfront forum rules which I thought was strange, but I soon learned that any racial epithet would be fine as long as it wasn't against white people. It was fine if it was against Jews though)

Calling Obama shit is racist because poop is normally brown in colour, smells bad, and is generally seen as a disgusting thing to behold.

[–]rockwarzz 0 points1 point ago

so what you are saying is that even if the reason someone may think he is a piece of shit has nothing to do with his racial back ground, it is racist because he is of the same color of the comparison? Your logic doesn't seam to transcend face value (skin color/ethnicity), and for that, i turn the race card back to your side of the table.

[–]mayonesa -1 points0 points ago

It's only just below /r/atheism on my list of closeminded/obliviously offensive communities

This is hilarious and profound at the same time.

[–]CauliflowerMAN 1 point2 points ago

Just let it keep on pilin'