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Mistakes Into Miracles (i.imgur.com)

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[–]thenutellamonster 112 points113 points ago

Looks like there was more than sand between that squirrel's cheeks...

[–]Lowreym 20 points21 points ago

i see what you did there

[–]thenutellamonster 38 points39 points ago

GOOD.

On a serious note, here's hoping the baby takes after mom and has a spine. Could be trouble otherwise.

[–]thefattestman 59 points60 points ago

I hope the baby takes after the father and is made of antibacterial plastic.

[–]panzerdriver 6 points7 points ago

I pissed myself when I saw this. Thanks Reddit.

[–]Hohxvun 26 points27 points ago

Then you have a serious bladder problem. Why the fuck has everyone on Reddit pissed themselves or shat themselves after the age of 5?

[–]kcholmes24 20 points21 points ago

Come on, you've never shat yourself after the age of 5? I'm calling bullshit on that one.

[–]Hohxvun 7 points8 points ago

Why the fuck would I have? Unless that was sarcasm, in which case .-.

[–]kcholmes24 7 points8 points ago

I don't know, it's not too uncommon. I had the flu once and shit all over the bed in my sleep. I was 19. A buddy of mine shit himself at school, because he was sitting at the front, and didn't want to draw attention to himself by leaving the lecture. Shit happens.

[–]Hohxvun 8 points9 points ago

Being stuck in bed due to an illness is somewhat acceptable. I don't get ill much/at all. Just shitting yourself randomly, however, is not ok. I don't know why I'm even arguing this.

[–]scuzzman 0 points1 point ago

That's an entirely new level of SAP

[–]inarticulat 0 points1 point ago

Where is your friend from? As an American, I don't respect any teacher enough to shit on myself. I think most of the teachers I have known would understand and agree with that. But some cultures place some crazy emphasis on respect for authority.

[–]queenofthecanned 0 points1 point ago

They aren't seriously evacuating themselves....its to demonstrate how suprised they were like the phrase 'died laughing'....Not that I really think any one wouldn't get the fact that it's not serious but your comment makes me think other wise

[–]Hohxvun 0 points1 point ago

I would normally be inclined to agree with you. However, the "Thanks Reddit" on the end implied that he meant he had actually pissed himself. Whether he was lying for effect or telling the truth isn't clear, but that's what he implied.

[–]thenutellamonster 1 point2 points ago

"And on the day of the Chosen One's birth, the Chum Bucket trembled in fear. For Plankon knew. He knew that, like his brethren the bacteria, he would not - could not - withstand the onslaught of the Child's antibacterial properties. Plankton had a new nemesis now. No longer just a fly in the ointment, foiling his search for a fast-food gold mine again and again. No. Now The time for such games was over. Plankton's quest for the Krabby Patty recipe would have to take a backseat from that day. A backseat to his own survival."

[–]TheDominantOrphan 5 points6 points ago

Right in the childhood

[–]Flomo420 4 points5 points ago

maybe even a couple of nuts...

[–]The_mrs 68 points69 points ago

So they were so traumatized by 9/11 that they had panic sex and forgot to use protection, but that's ok, because they will have a living miracle so they will never forget 9/11 or birth control again! ( is that what they are selling?)

[–]Sentient_Waffle 5 points6 points ago

I have no clue either.

[–]Rebootkid 0 points1 point ago

.. The weirder thing is that the kid from this sexin is old enough to be using the Internet, and might stumble across this.

[–]The_mrs 0 points1 point ago

Holy crud, I thought I was in an entirely different thread. 0.o

[–]JackAction 21 points22 points ago

Somebody shopped the 9/11 pic into the background of a deviantart drawing.

[–]kindersunrise 1 point2 points ago

Thank you, I was scrolling down in the hope that someone realized this wasn't "real".

[–]neozeed 37 points38 points ago

how did it take me 10 seconds to notice the 9/11 imagery????

[–]prettymuchdrunk 28 points29 points ago

Why on earth is Spongebob wearing those strange boots? Also, Sandy, you're pregnant, that's an excuse to not wear heels.

This shit is ridiculous!

[–]Samjogo 45 points46 points ago

Yes, these are the problems with this picture.

[–]frobischer 22 points23 points ago

I'm really happy to see no one posting a complaint about this not being WTF enough for WTF. :)

[–]thepeterjohnson 14 points15 points ago

This might be the first time something on this subreddit has left me sitting here staring at the screen with my mouth hanging open.

[–]laurathexplorer 0 points1 point ago

Well in that case...

[–]Kraggar 17 points18 points ago

At first look. "wtf..." notices the background.."I don't even..."

[–]AaroniusH 9 points10 points ago

I'm having trouble picturing how the child will look...

[–]BulletBilll 14 points15 points ago

Spongy squirrel or furry sponge.

[–]AquaShrimpp 6 points7 points ago

Yes

[–]JerosScotland 8 points9 points ago

Half squirrel half starfish.

But Spongebob forgave Patrick and raised it as his own.

[–]Pisslazer 139 points140 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/8JRTx.gif

[–]LimeGreenTeknii 56 points57 points ago

Why'd you leave that as a comment?

[–]figa_stupida 134 points135 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/ehjsM.gif

[–]Deracination 20 points21 points ago

Yes.

[–]tehpatriarch 92 points93 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/xy0pC.gif

[–]Rappaccini 34 points35 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/qnB4u.gif

[–]Freddie_AppsHero 0 points1 point ago

Looks like OAG's mother.

[–]DrProv 0 points1 point ago

first thing to crack me up in a month, thanks

[–]Alien1993 -1 points0 points ago

I know what your name means.

[–]GrapeJuicePlus 1 point2 points ago

Her haircut is just god awful.

[–]No_More_Names 5 points6 points ago

WHO CARES? It was funny.

[–]severedfinger 27 points28 points ago

http://imgur.com/2pii9

[–]Skittleshiter 9 points10 points ago

Laugh so hard I farted I dnt know if it was just juicy or if I soiled myself.... :|

[–]DalekCaek 9 points10 points ago

I soiled myself laughing at you.

[–]Skittleshiter 2 points3 points ago

Haha well well be soily together n laugh about how soiled we are...

[–]Operation_mongoose 4 points5 points ago

Oops Poops. Now you have to shower.

[–]Skittleshiter 1 point2 points ago

Poo showers!! I'm not Asian though

[–]grippage 3 points4 points ago

Just the tip?

[–]Adonej 0 points1 point ago

JUST THE TIP!

[–]kobun253 0 points1 point ago

been noticing a trend with tacos on reddit recently. Did i miss a meeting?

[–]ingrum 13 points14 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/QjNSX.png

[–]tits_hemingway 3 points4 points ago

I'm going to regret asking for a source, aren't I?

[–]scorpion7 1 point2 points ago

Wut

[–]GentlemanREX 15 points16 points ago

c'mon guys, he's obviously just escorting Sandy to her ultrasound because her baby's daddy is a deadbeat drunk. we all know SpongeBob is gay.

[–]laurathexplorer 13 points14 points ago

That or Spongebob and Patrick have finally tied the knot and Sandy is their surrogate.

[–]GentlemanREX 2 points3 points ago

I hadn't thought of that... makes sense.

[–]laurathexplorer 0 points1 point ago

At least in the land of fanfiction it does.

[–]GentlemanREX 1 point2 points ago

the dark slimy underbelly of the land of fanfiction maybe.

[–]laurathexplorer 1 point2 points ago

Most all fanfiction.

FTFY

[–]jaqq 4 points5 points ago

Did you miss the 9/11 background?

[–]bluebook13 3 points4 points ago

That was my thought as well, considering she's wearing a ring and he isn't.

[–]gdbravo 5 points6 points ago

But Elaine from Seinfeld said if you put a sponge inside your bikini bottom you would not get pregnant.

[–]LaKarmaTheGreat 2 points3 points ago

Dayum who knew Sandy had such nice titties!!

[–]nightwheel 2 points3 points ago

I made this as a joke image a few years ago when I heard something about Spongebob and Sandy getting married in an episode. Sorta along the same lines.....

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t29/nightwheel/sandycheekspregnantn.png

[–]Vivrenoctem 1 point2 points ago

Did they actually they married in canon?

[–]nightwheel 2 points3 points ago

Ehhhh, sorta http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth_or_Square

[–]Vivrenoctem 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, I'll give it a read.

[–]poonslyr69 8 points9 points ago

I would fuck sandy

[–]Dieck_Pwns_All 13 points14 points ago

No, you wouldn't, because Sandy is a fictional character, thus not existing in reality.

[–]epsil0n 8 points9 points ago

He used the conditional tense, implying that if he could have sex with her he would.

[–]Dieck_Pwns_All 1 point2 points ago

So, in a world full of many women of different appearances, he fantasizes most about having intercourse with an imaginary she-squirrel?

[–]epsil0n 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't mean he wouldn't fuck them too.

[–]poonslyr69 0 points1 point ago

sigh there's always hentai

[–]leujin -2 points-1 points ago

She exists as a drawing. In that sense, you certainly COULD fuck her. As much as you can fuck a piece of paper, anyway.

[–]Breadlessyeti 1 point2 points ago

Rule 34?

[–]poonslyr69 1 point2 points ago

yep

[–]DetectiveHazama 3 points4 points ago

Hmmm... Something about, "If Spongebob could be turned into tampons, could he also then be used as a contraceptive sponge? What if Sandy's baby is really some mystery fetus, born from the seed of other men that Spongebob absorbed when he was in other women?" If you don't got your own, get someone else's! I guess...

Oh brain, the things you think about.

[–]friendzonethrowaway1 0 points1 point ago

wat

[–]Zamorak 1 point2 points ago

Well this is one of those WTF posts that actually made me WTF.

[–]TheParasight 1 point2 points ago

r/fortbadgerton?

[–]skm0525 0 points1 point ago

I'm really trying hard to understand this...

[–]herbyurby 1 point2 points ago

Welp thats enough internet for one day...

[–]Purgatory_Dog 0 points1 point ago

it's been a long time since "wtf" literally dominated my thoughts here. thanks!

[–]catsnstuff97 -1 points0 points ago

am i the only one who thought this was kinda cute?

[–]Mushy_64 0 points1 point ago

At first I was like "Awww", then I saw the background and was like "WTF?"

[–]2hot2sexy4u 0 points1 point ago

looks like a rick santorum ad on abortion. OH NO HE DIDN'T

[–]spartaninspace 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/TKWCc.gif

[–]jax1492 0 points1 point ago

why did i laugh ...

[–]Blehgopie 0 points1 point ago

Mistakes into even bigger mistakes.

[–]Devon123Bone 0 points1 point ago

Hardest I laughed all day

[–]xDerivative 0 points1 point ago

That's hilarious.

[–]sunshine3881 0 points1 point ago

Ummm what??

[–]MeiBlossom 1 point2 points ago

It's fine to make a 9/11 Spongebob drawing. . . I guess. . . even though it's kind of weird. . . especially when Sandy is pregnant. . .

But WHY choose the exploding towers for your BACKGROUND!?

[–]TheNevermind -1 points0 points ago

"It's fine to make a 9/11 Spongebob drawing..." As if 9/11 Spongebob is an established genre of visual art.

[–]skillset88 0 points1 point ago

Gasp! Looks like sandy is cheating there's no ring on spongebobs finger.

[–]StarBarbershop 0 points1 point ago

See.........the spongebob thing is weird yeah.....but then i get to the 9/11 never forget and my brain begins to shut down

[–]Sld_007 0 points1 point ago

What the actual fuck

[–]jonagresta 0 points1 point ago

Thank god that's set on a 9/11 background. I almost forgot!

[–]RocksPaperRene 1 point2 points ago

I seriously stared at this for close to 2 minutes just amazed by all the layers of how good this is.

[–]tits_hemingway 0 points1 point ago

This kind of shit is what I actually kind of miss from 4chan. Fan fiction is usually so much more wtf than gore.

[–]Meganheartt 0 points1 point ago

Wat. Lol

[–]Robotrainbowshark 0 points1 point ago

This is the second time I saw this, and I am just realizing the Twin Towers in the backround.

[–]kwcummings 0 points1 point ago

You have brightened my day so much by giving me five minutes of laughter. Thank you.

[–]heodieat 0 points1 point ago

I thought she was on The Sponge.

[–]BardicSpoon 0 points1 point ago

Would not like to see the child.

[–]monstor344 0 points1 point ago

meow

[–]Lefty07 0 points1 point ago

ಠ__ಠ why the twin towers?

[–]TheRelaxingEnd 0 points1 point ago

when i saw it i imagined the sexual intercourse... oh god... MY CHILDHOOD!

[–]thundercatsfan 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to pretend I never saw that.

[–]awe300 -1 points0 points ago

wat

[–]payphonepromise -3 points-2 points ago

This.

[–]Zarhom -1 points0 points ago

[LE]terally THIS Reddit XDD >>> /r/circlejerk

[–]punkrocksnoopy23 -1 points0 points ago

I am not sure what the fuck I just saw...

[–]Shark_Lover1 1 point2 points ago

•_• i like her outfit

[–]Sir_Trollzor -5 points-4 points ago

http://images.yuku.com.s3.amazonaws.com/image/gif/0f535aec6ed435265d448448536cf4c14b49d11.gif

[–]DoctorHeadshot 3 points4 points ago

It's not that sort of reaction, it's the "why does this exist" reaction. If that's your reaction, Glaucoma cat that was posted a while earlier would have given you a goddamn aneurysm

[–]lil_buddha -4 points-3 points ago

As a brony, all I can say to this is ahem SHIIIPPPPIIINNNGGGG!

[–]budpickens -1 points0 points ago

FAKE.

A woman in her 3rd trimester would never wear those heels.

[–]uberstimmt 0 points1 point ago

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen on reddit, once i was done figuring out what i was seeing with spongebob then 9/11 just caught me way off guard :D

[–]forgetful_banister 1 point2 points ago

at least it isn't spongebob/squidward mpreg

[–]missalissa15 0 points1 point ago

how would sandy ever get her helmet off like that?

[–]zanmanification -3 points-2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/G2FIU.jpg

[–]tom0824 -5 points-4 points ago

What the actual fuck?

[–]asldkfououhe -2 points-1 points ago

i laughed at this. i never laugh at anything on reddit and i don't know what i'm supposed to do now

[–]SomeGamerKid -4 points-3 points ago

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