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[–]BaconChapstick 198 points199 points ago

That's because she dumbed down the word penis, you have to do it for girls too.

"And here she is in the tub, look at her tiny pussy!"

Never mind that still doesn't work.

[–]super_INEK 43 points44 points ago

look at her little front hole.

[–]Justicles13 2 points3 points ago

I don't know why I'm laughing as hard as I am.

[–]RobertJ93 1 point2 points ago

Look at her little vajayjay!

Slightly more acceptable.

[–]LieutenantTickles 65 points66 points ago

"Look at her little funhole!"

Well, that's another one to scratch off the list.

[–]Sam_Bam 13 points14 points ago

i read 'scratch and sniff' O_O

[–]DomoInMySoup 0 points1 point ago

Well I guess you could do that, too. But please, wait till they're older.

[–]DaBoii 74 points75 points ago

I prefer hoo-ha

[–]Mango_D0wn 37 points38 points ago

No, dumbing down the words can make you seem like a creepy as shit pedophile.

[–]tmt1993 3 points4 points ago

Patton Oswalt-Clean Filth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbALbZ9bHFU

Definitely relevant. Also, definitely NSFW

[–]Mango_D0wn 0 points1 point ago

Yeah this is what I was referring to.

[–]sccrstud92 41 points42 points ago

Bajingo

[–]Maestrotx 11 points12 points ago

<3 Scrubs

[–]weaver2109 10 points11 points ago

At ease, soldier.

wait, that's not right...

[–]phucmaster 17 points18 points ago

Make sure to wash your tootie!
I still recall my mom yelling that to my sister.

[–]watso4183 16 points17 points ago

Whoa. Hows that therapy bill stacking up?

[–]adorabull 19 points20 points ago

Her little vajayjay! My friend has taught her daughter to call it that.

[–]Givants 0 points1 point ago

I don't like saying penis. I prefer calling it dick

Ninja edit for a better sentence

[–]cigerect 2 points3 points ago

woo-woo

[–]TheySeeMeDerpinn -1 points0 points ago

Party van incoming.

[–]Dominus-Temporis 0 points1 point ago

Kajigger.

[–]hamsterwheel 1 point2 points ago

I thought pee pee was interchangeable. Am I insane?

[–]RobertJ93 0 points1 point ago

That's my favourite search term.

Edit: I meant tight, not tiny. Damn.

[–]MaedaChann 198 points199 points ago

If the women one the left did that to me, I'd still be weirded out...

[–]Renmauzuo 153 points154 points ago

Agreed. I'm happier with people not shoving any pictures of infant genitals into my face no matter what sex they are.

[–]keeganadavis 78 points79 points ago

the government is now monitoring this thread.

[–]mortarnpistol 23 points24 points ago

It's true. I saw OP slowly touch his ear, nod, and mumble something.

[–]Bama011 11 points12 points ago

He was just signaling to steal 2nd base.

[–]okmkz 8 points9 points ago

FUCK IT, I'M GOING FOR IT GUYS

[–]SelectaRx -1 points0 points ago

Why don't you have a seat over there?

[–]shutthejeabot 37 points38 points ago

It's a trap!

[–]TheNovelNovelty 33 points34 points ago

[–]tvreruns 19 points20 points ago

[–]Forhavu 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, perfect. Thanks.

[–]zuzah 6 points7 points ago

You sly son of a bitch.

[–]redvelveteenrabbit 0 points1 point ago

[–]FuckYouImFunny 12 points13 points ago

BUT IT'S SO SCHMALL AND CUTE!

[–]DoorLord 11 points12 points ago

I ALREADY TOLD YOU I AM A GROWER!

[–]Tasgallxx 3 points4 points ago

[–]Cyberogue 1 point2 points ago

IT'S LIKE A LITTLE TICTAC

[–]3LAU 49 points50 points ago

It's because penises are so much funnier than vaginas. Penises are just silly

[–]EsteemedGentleman 16 points17 points ago

Yeah, especially if you dumb them down.

"Hey dude."

"Hey."

"Did you get a woman to tickle your tweedle-dee yet?"

I got a few laughs out of that one.

[–]zxecion 9 points10 points ago

Little penises scare Louis CK.. He thinks they might put it in his nose

[–]jessabelle1288 3 points4 points ago

Look at his silly willy.

[–]Cheap_Ass_Sunglasses 0 points1 point ago

I dunno, if you have a funny penis you might wanna get it checked by a professional

[–]Pony_Stanza 2 points3 points ago

All penises are hilarious. Always.

They're like pugs or really, really fat mice.

Always hilarious.

e: the downvotes are even funnier. You mad, fellow men?

[–]TheTots 41 points42 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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Things you can only do with boys. 8coms 64pts 6mos funny
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[–]Eldorian 4 points5 points ago

So this is repost #15 on r/funny... awesome

[–]DevTech -3 points-2 points ago

Oddly relevant username?

[–]Imnobodyx -1 points0 points ago

No.

[–]chburnh 13 points14 points ago

Looks like there is a pedophile in the back of the bus.

[–]Fraymond -1 points0 points ago

Why are they on a school bus in the first place.

[–]StaticPrevails 1 point2 points ago

What makes it a school bus?

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 80 points81 points ago

No rehosting webcomics on imgur. The mods will take them down. Read the sidebar and the explanations attached.

Here's the original.

[–]Fhajad 10 points11 points ago

The mods will take them down

No they don't.

[–]pheck5 17 points18 points ago

Damnit, almost the only thing I laughed at in 4 pages and I have to downvote it!

[–]ddh228[S] 26 points27 points ago

Oops, sorry about that! I just figured that because it had the artist's name and the website on the comic, I could just post it directly. Will be sure to link to the original comic's site next time!

[–]Kamfy 7 points8 points ago

shut the fuck up. Let him do what he wants wannabe-mod

[–]nthensome 13 points14 points ago

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[–]NightInWhiteSatin2 3 points4 points ago

Did you randomize? I couldn't see a pattern

[–]nthensome 0 points1 point ago

It took me a while to type out this assholery.

[–]gazpacho-riocco 5 points6 points ago

I'd definitely be creeped out and unimpressed with either of the two situations. I don't care what gender they are, I don't want to see pictures of your shitty children and I especially don't want to see them when they're naked and you're going to be a 'tard and point out their genitalia.

[–]RoflCopter4 2 points3 points ago

This again?

[–]FreeBigLurch 1 point2 points ago

Things you can only do with reposts

[–]Cat612 -1 points0 points ago

The man on the left is the tenth Doctor.

[–]CornchipFingers 0 points1 point ago

That guy in the background looks as if he's enjoying both.

[–]Earthwormzim 1 point2 points ago

"Yes, her titties are real."

[–]Aureoloss 1 point2 points ago

This guy from my work keeps posting photos of his 2 year old son naked on instagram. He thinks it's normal. It freaks me out. Haven't told him what I think about it.

[–]Justinw303 -1 points0 points ago

reeeeeeeeeee-pooooooooooooooossssssssstttttttttt

[–]pinkflowers 1 point2 points ago

Oh god...my side hurts from laughing as soon as I read the second panel. Thank you for that...no really, best laugh I've had in a while

[–]evolvish 2 points3 points ago

Sexism

[–]XD5 -1 points0 points ago

I laughed way more than I should...

[–]piccolom 1 point2 points ago

Nice repost bro

[–]howerpower 0 points1 point ago

There isn't anything gross about either of the photos. This isn't a sexual thing in the slightest...

[–]Pony_Stanza -4 points-3 points ago

Where's r/mensrights to explain to us how this is "misandry".

[–]mehdbc -1 points0 points ago

[–]FalseFactsOrg -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Almostwonderful -2 points-1 points ago

Why in the fuck would I come up to another man and show him my daughter's vagina?

[–]aznperson -2 points-1 points ago