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[–]Cannaseur 195 points196 points ago

Here's the video for those that haven't seen it.

[–]herestocrime 97 points98 points ago

This video never fails to make me giggle like a goddam girl

[–]FarmerTedd 81 points82 points ago

[–]imakemisteaks 29 points30 points ago

But, why the right hand? That's just not aesthetically pleasing nor does it make sense!

[–]bru-illionaire 38 points39 points ago

pro tip: no need to wash your cat after you cum on his fur. he'll just lick him off himself

[–]Divinus 134 points135 points ago

[–]Thor4269 40 points41 points ago

brilliant, 9/10 would watch again

[–]FlappyTheNarwhal 8 points9 points ago

Happy cake day!

and to the above post: http://imgur.com/Qw0nQ

[–]SgtDonnyDonowitz 2 points3 points ago

That was way longer than I expected.

[–]yepimawkward 6 points7 points ago

That's what she said.

[–]TriumphantTumbleweed 1 point2 points ago

RES Request: GIF durations.

[–]atree496 1 point2 points ago

ha, jokes on you, just got done eating my icecream.

[–]ConMan77 0 points1 point ago

I love this so much

[–]DrSteakface 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha I think that's the ardent I've ever laughed at a gif

[–]Eddyoshi 0 points1 point ago

That gif is brilliant

[–]jjbay -1 points0 points ago

[–]imakemisteaks 7 points8 points ago

[–]FlappyTheNarwhal 10 points11 points ago

I would give that man my body simply to pet his thigh.

[–]imakemisteaks 4 points5 points ago

I'm often told I look like him which is kinda why I chose the .gif.

[–]FlappyTheNarwhal 6 points7 points ago

Picture, NOW.

[–]imakemisteaks 0 points1 point ago

check my post history.

[–]Antrix32 1 point2 points ago

wut

[–]Nitzi 1 point2 points ago

He

I think you got serious problems, damn atheists keep shoving their gaylove down my chickenloving throat

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Maybe it is finally time to get those balls removed.

[–]xx_vaceltic 15 points16 points ago

It's a tough call, but I'm gonna stand by my guns here and say Kitty Corliss still wins the spot in my heart for favorite leaping animal video.

[–]Zippy5454 2 points3 points ago

Oh my God, the fact that they built it up just like the Jeb Corliss video makes it so much better

[–]queendraconis 1 point2 points ago

I've seen the gif but I've never seen the original video. Thank you for this. It has made my day. :)

[–]mamjjasond 4 points5 points ago

Poor dog ain't got but them little bitty legs to jump with.

[–]Zadums 3 points4 points ago

[–]kdawggg 2 points3 points ago

Holy shit.

That is too God damn adorable.

[–]jeconomou1 4 points5 points ago

that video has just made my day!

[–]FarmerTedd 2 points3 points ago

Time to get a real life Corgi man...

[–]brtlblayk 0 points1 point ago

literally the best dogs. Some of the most energetic, but loving breeds i've ever seen. I love my Parker Tiberius.

[–]FarmerTedd 1 point2 points ago

My friend had one growing up. They really are awesome, his was smart as well.

[–]brtlblayk 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, my dog actually taught my family how to play fetch.

[–]replies_with_poop 1 point2 points ago

poop

[–]roxnrock 1 point2 points ago

My basenjis would be all "Water? Fuck that, get your own ball"

[–]anusdestroyer2 -1 points0 points ago

I got distracted by the girl in the red bikini's ass. I want to take a nap on it like it's a down feather pillow.

[–]draw_art 61 points62 points ago

[–]Nick51705 22 points23 points ago

Oh god, dat flop D:

[–]ENKC 9 points10 points ago

Full marks for rotation.

[–]RedditumYumYum 6 points7 points ago

i WINCED

[–]frader12 1 point2 points ago

Happened to me. Shit HURTS.

[–]SOPA_NO 41 points42 points ago

Was that actually in the Olympics? Good lord, what were his scores?

[–]polarbeargarden 59 points60 points ago

They were 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0.

Yes, they still dropped the highest and lowest two scores.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 66 points67 points ago

Those scores also accurately portray the judges' faces.

[–]polarbeargarden 2 points3 points ago

You mean kind of like the judges after McKayla Maroney's vault?

[–]krusader42 13 points14 points ago

You forgot to add the remaining scores and multiply by his degree of difficulty (3.1), for a total score of 0.00

[–]SpruceHalo 9 points10 points ago

Is the joke that they scored as staring faces or that the scores were actually zeroes?

[–]mafiastasher 19 points20 points ago

Those were the actual scores. There's no E for effort

[–]Sporkinat0r 6 points7 points ago

looked a bit like the isle of man

[–]fumar 3 points4 points ago

He didn't perform a dive, he spun in the air and landed on his back.

[–]polarbeargarden 0 points1 point ago

Relevant, although for completely different reasons.

[–]IncorrectUseOfPony 6 points7 points ago

He doesn't get anything for completing the two and a half rotations? Not even like 0.1?

[–]superiority 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, I was wondering about that myself. Like, if I tried to dive, it would be worse than that. I wouldn't be able to flip around at all, and I would end up entering the water much like he did. But I would get the same score, so would that make me as good as that guy, by Olympic standards? What sort of dive would qualify for a score between 0.1 and 1.0?

[–]Its_Be_A_Spork 9 points10 points ago

Judging rules of diving

"A judge in a diving contest shall award from 0 to 10 points for a dive according to his or her overall impression using the following criteria:

  • 10: Excellent
  • 8½ - 9½: Very good
  • 7 - 8: Good
  • 5 - 6½: Satisfactory
  • 2½ - 4½: Deficient
  • ½ - 2: Unsatisfactory
  • 0: Completely Failed

When judging a dive, the judge must not be influenced by any factor other than the technique and execution of the dive. The dive must be considered without regard to the approach to the starting position, the difficulty of the dive, or any movement beneath the surface of the water.

The following elements must be considered with equal importance by judge before awarding a score:

  • the starting position and the approach
  • the take-off
  • the flight
  • the entry

Synchronized diving competition involves two competitors diving simultaneously from the springboards or platform. The competition is judged on how the two divers individually perform their dives, and how the two divers as a team synchronize their performance.

The factors to be considered when judging synchronized diving are:

  • the starting position, the approach and the take-off, including the similarity of the height
  • the coordinated timing of the movements during the flight
  • the similarity of the angles of the entries
  • the comparative distance from the springboard or platform of the entry
  • the coordinated timing of the entries"

Because he was still spinning he didn't complete the dive he was supposed to. He failed the dive and his entry was terrible. If there were negative scores he would have gotten them. There is no E for effort.

[–]Appare 7 points8 points ago

tl;dr: wockawockawockawocka... fwoosh fwoosh fwoosh.... SPLASH!

[–]superiority 0 points1 point ago

The following elements must be considered with equal importance by judge before awarding a score:

  • the starting position and the approach
  • the take-off
  • the flight
  • the entry

Ok, so his entry was a complete failure, but in the flight, even though he fucked it up and didn't finish, he managed to flip around a couple of times, and if you judged "the starting position and the approach" and "the take-off" in isolation, would you give him a 0 for each of those?

[–]Its_Be_A_Spork 0 points1 point ago

I agree they all aren't zeroes, but they go down to "Completion" and "Entry" categories, both of which he failed badly. They aren't all 0's, but they were damn close enough.

[–]OrphanDidgeridoo 1 point2 points ago

I'm thinking like if you just barely landed headfirst and your arms were bent and your form was shitty and your dive was crooked

[–]shay626 0 points1 point ago

You could easily jump straight and do a pencil dive. You would probably at least 1 point if you landed feet first... and with a difficulty of like .1 you'd score more than that guy.

[–]polarbeargarden 1 point2 points ago

I thought the same thing, I mean it looked pretty good until he missed grabbing his leg. Other than the whole criteria posted below, I can only assume they're judging based on what he was supposed to do (like a routine in gymnastics, they can make it look really good, but still do the wrong routine) and they decided that he didn't do enough to merit any points.

[–]Tweeeked 0 points1 point ago

This is correct. He failed the dive he was supposed to do, so he doesn't get any scores. Someone could do the most incredible front 3.5, but if they wrote down a front 4.5, they will fail the dive.

[–]korri 0 points1 point ago

Yep, I dove competitively for a long time and if they say "Forward 3.5 somersault in the pike position" and you do anything else, its a failed dive. I remember seeing a girl, who thought she knew her dive order (you sort of do, but sometimes they change things around, or your coach writes them in the wrong order etc) and she didn't listen to the announcer. She did a different dive quite well, but still received zeros.

[–]Tweeeked 0 points1 point ago

Where did you dive? I was on the junior national team in Canada for one year.

[–]korri 0 points1 point ago

Haha I was never that good. I dove for my high school. I did start diving at 4. I couldn't get over my fear of heights for the high dive, and there was nowhere near us that had platforms so I never really got past the regional meets.

[–]Tweeeked 0 points1 point ago

The secret? I think many of us were afraid of heights. I know I hated looking over the edge of the 10m to the pool deck below, yet the 10m was my best event.

[–]Nightblade 22 points23 points ago

The scores were two ooh's, two ouch's, and a dayumm.

[–]NotaMethAddict 32 points33 points ago

I think his scores flopped.

[–]kadonk 5 points6 points ago

I get that he messed up big time, but 0.0? He still got off the board and did some stuff! That was a solid .9 in my book.

[–]pufan321 5 points6 points ago

It was a failed dive. You have to turn in your dives ahead of time and if you don't complete the dive it's a 0.0

[–]kadonk 1 point2 points ago

TIL I feel bad for the guy though.

[–]Shippoyasha 0 points1 point ago

What worse was that he had a stubbed and possibly bloody toe. His toe was all patchwork and he still dived. Brave.

[–]throwawayforagnostic 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure it was missing a requirement for the dive.

[–]cooooook123 2 points3 points ago

As someone who got their first injury from back flopping during dive season, this makes me cringe! D:

I was out for two weeks and my back has not been the same since.

[–]bigbobo33 1 point2 points ago

I tried to flip once and that was my experience. Never did it again.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 1 point2 points ago

The first time I tried I didn't go far enough and hit my head on the board. Took me another year to try it again.

[–]OrphanDidgeridoo 1 point2 points ago

This is why they use a towel to dry their legs

[–]Ajunk 51 points52 points ago

[–]ButtfuckPussySquirt 34 points35 points ago

my corgi looks identical to this one, except mine could NEVER get his fat ass off the ground long enough too look that graceful.

Regardless, my favorite version of that pic is this one, out of sheer hilarity to use a Corgi to convey that message.

[–]McTimm 16 points17 points ago

[–]ButtfuckPussySquirt 9 points10 points ago

[–]perahan 7 points8 points ago

is there...is there moar?

[–]ButtfuckPussySquirt 8 points9 points ago

hahahahah this one

[–]runs-with-scissors 5 points6 points ago

AAGH! Bad kerning!

[–]Pucker_Pot 1 point2 points ago

Motherfucking kerning!

[–]perahan 1 point2 points ago

I just wanted ones with corgis..but! this was great! bookmarking it for future! thank you!

[–]Xenochrist 2 points3 points ago

We need a collection of offensive corgi wallpapers

[–]perahan 0 points1 point ago

YESSSSSSSSSSS

[–]cheksea 2 points3 points ago

[–]perahan 1 point2 points ago

...but...corgis..

[–]XRotNRollX -1 points0 points ago

you're thinking of the one that has that picture, but says "CUNT DESTROYER"

my friend has that one
she's pretty cool

[–]signalrocker 110 points111 points ago

As a corgi breeder, I can say that corgis are the #1 rated dog in reddit. My experts have determined that they will overtake cats in popularity within the next decade. GO CORGIS!

[–]JusticeJanitor 43 points44 points ago

I've been a cat person all my life and hate dogs.

But I fucking love corgis.

[–]Sypike 12 points13 points ago

Corgis are the missing link between cats and dogs...

[–]skakruk 3 points4 points ago

How can someone hate dogs? I never thought such insanity existed, please do an AMA.

Hating cats and loving dogs is absolutely normal though.

[–]JusticeJanitor 1 point2 points ago

Hate is a strong word. It's more of a mild phobia. I've been attacked by a dog when I was younger and have been afraid of them since then. I'm always a little nervous around dogs except some that I've been around for a while and I trust (I.E : my neighbor's dog).

[–]Secrete_Persona 3 points4 points ago

As a husky breeder, I may have to challenge that statement.

[–]MuffinatorXIII 7 points8 points ago

[–]Spytap 8 points9 points ago

That photo nearly killed my girlfriend right now. She stopped breathing, with the exception of an odd squeak or two, for a full minute and just pointed at it.

[–]Secrete_Persona 0 points1 point ago

That is an Alaskan Klee Kai not Siberian Husky. (though I could be wrong it may be a mix breed Husky and something smaller) They are similar but a lot smaller. Then there is the other end of the spectrum The Malamute which are giants.

[–]MuffinatorXIII 0 points1 point ago

it's a Corgi + Husky

[–]Secrete_Persona 0 points1 point ago

that would have been my next guess. So all the yalp and energy with none of the size advantage. lol.

[–]emaw63 0 points1 point ago

As someone who's high school mascot was a husky, I share your sentiment

[–]Dumbreddittroll 7 points8 points ago

how many Corgi can you inseminate in a day?

[–]JustBrowsing4Chan 17 points18 points ago

At least two. I haven't had the chance to fuck more than two in a day, but I'm confident I could inseminate a few more.

[–]perahan 5 points6 points ago

oh my god i love corgi. already subscribe to /r/corgi, watching corgicam all I need is one.. i would love to have one someday soon :)

[–]soapbutt 0 points1 point ago

Bulldogs are better.

-Man whose family bred bulldogs and bulldog owner.

[–]MonsterAddict 5 points6 points ago

Why would you breed dogs when there are millions of dogs that need homes?

[–]Backstrom 5 points6 points ago

Not sure why this is getting downvoted so much. Millions of dogs are killed a year because of dog overpopulation.

[–]amp138 9 points10 points ago

Not cute enough

[–]pU8O5E439Mruz47w 2 points3 points ago

I like this idea. We ought to apply it to humanity; instead of a merit-based society or what have you, instead- a cute-based society. Everyone who is not cute enough, we give a lethal injection.

On second thought, lethal injections are expensive. We could just take them out back- bullets are cheap.

[–]shay626 2 points3 points ago

You could just inject air. Air is cheaper. Especially when you can reuse needles.

[–]amp138 0 points1 point ago

u mad

[–]gsfgf 0 points1 point ago

There are very few rescue corgis out there, and most of them are obese and need experienced owners that can provide need specialized care.

[–]throwawayforagnostic 5 points6 points ago

I'm guessing his point was: why not just adopt a mutt that's been waiting years to be adopted rather than insist on a specific breed just because it's cute.

[–]daBandersnatch 0 points1 point ago

Where are you? I've been looking for a Pembroke Welsh breeder for forever, and I can't find one in my area.

[–]pU8O5E439Mruz47w 0 points1 point ago

As another corgi breeder, I assure you signalrocker is in no way trying to promote corgis simply for the sake of his/her business.

[–]Bambikins 0 points1 point ago

Once I got a Corgi I decided I was never going to get a different breed of dog ever in my life time...except a Great Dane- I will always want one of those.

[–]CorgiMuffin3 6 points7 points ago

That is my favorite YouTube video :)

[–]Shanhaevel 0 points1 point ago

I'm commander Shepard and... FTFY

[–]Perpetual_Entropy 1 point2 points ago

I can't decide whether to upvote or downvote because formatting.

[–]MadeUpStuff 9 points10 points ago

You will probably start seeing it in the news soon, but there's actually a syndrome named after people who think they will be able to perform Olympic feats after watching the games on TV. It known as Post-Olympic Stress-Related Phobiorder and has been responsible for a number of belly flops all over the country. They have said this year it is expected to reach epic proportions because of the generally increasing amount of stupidity amongst the general population.

[–]Its_Be_A_Spork 1 point2 points ago

Hey I could fucking be a goalie for handball. "His save percentage is 37%, 3rd best in the tourney." Man I had a better save percentage in soccer.

[–]Cyanr 0 points1 point ago

Goalies in Handball are fearless. That ball being thrown at them is going FAST. If I was up against a Handball player I'd fucking run away once they start throwing.

[–]buster2Xk 1 point2 points ago

... You're good at this. Keep it up, man.

[–]I_Like_Trains69 17 points18 points ago

Holy fuck... I was there when this video was taken! I had no idea it was this popular

[–]imaznumkay 3 points4 points ago

What you did was observing history in the making

[–]_YouTube_Commenter_ 3 points4 points ago

1709 people r dogs lol thumbs up if u agree!!!

[–]gaddyboy 1 point2 points ago

The first time it played, it was in slow motion because it was still loading. So epic.

[–]oddchihuahua 7 points8 points ago

[–]gaddyboy 4 points5 points ago

At that level of epic, it is simply art.

[–]TreebeardLennon 4 points5 points ago

I never actually laugh out loud to anything on the internet. Ever. Until now. I just spent the last minute and a half watching that gif over and over laughing uncontrollably. Thank you.

[–]Tabmow 2 points3 points ago

I wept with laughter

[–]newjerseykita 0 points1 point ago

I agree, i haven't laughed that hard in a while, the title definitely aided in this uncontrollable laughter.

[–]quackerz 0 points1 point ago

Really? Never? What a sad life you must live.

[–]haplovssandrax 0 points1 point ago

My sentiment exactly. Thank you.

[–]justsom3kid 1 point2 points ago

Bandit the Corgi!

[–]knirefnel -1 points0 points ago

Rapid-fire gif!

[–]wikkedwhite 0 points1 point ago

belly-flop...yep, it hurts.

[–]xandan 0 points1 point ago

Dat corgi flop.

[–]nolanbamf 0 points1 point ago

Hehe

[–]ChHeintzel 0 points1 point ago

Laughed so hard. Thanks, I needed one today.

[–]DiverGuy 0 points1 point ago

As a former springboard diver, it makes me really sad that diving isn't a lifetime sport. You can't just go to a pool and pick it back up like a tennis match or a pick-up basketball game. It really does become a "phase" in your life and you just have to be okay with that.

[–]seannew12 0 points1 point ago

Bullshit. You're not that cute.

[–]PraetorianFury 0 points1 point ago

My frantic floundering to make a half lap is so completely undignified, but meh. Beats running.

[–]FadBod 0 points1 point ago

This was me minus the life jacket today.

[–]Ntimblack 0 points1 point ago

my favorite corgi water jump video.

[–]Badger_Storm 0 points1 point ago

My dog and I do synchronized pissing in the pool.

[–]A100Inferno 0 points1 point ago

I literally LOL'd. A lot.

[–]Chief_BOOMSHAKALAKA 0 points1 point ago

D'AWW!!

[–]fliphop 0 points1 point ago

10/10

[–]lettuce99 0 points1 point ago

got together for a friends birthday with a pool today . diving boards and spring boards are NOT the same thing .

[–]Holy_Shit_Snacks 0 points1 point ago

Bunny Butt! squeeee

[–]bfilmmaker 0 points1 point ago

Ahhhhh! So cute.

[–]ShaneDawsonFan87 0 points1 point ago

This is hilarious!

[–]Shoopin 1 point2 points ago

Original Content? Fuck that. Reddit is turning to who can make the best title. Rehash the same things over and over. In b4 blah blah who cares about reposts I've never seen it before

[–]Nitany 0 points1 point ago

No matter how many times I watch, I just expect it to jump farther.

[–]Sillas33 1 point2 points ago

Cooper!!!

[–]h4ck3rpunk 0 points1 point ago

I heard splashing till I remembered gifs don't have sound.

[–]edm39c 0 points1 point ago

Awww. Corgis are so cute. :3

[–]SoulDisruption 0 points1 point ago

[–]checkinpromotions 0 points1 point ago

:-)

[–]Lepwn49 0 points1 point ago

Wow that was a funny gif

[–]Moe-Lay 0 points1 point ago

Now whenever I trip or stumble, after I regain my balance I throw up my hands in a gymnast pose and try to calculate my deductions.

[–]vagabondssong 0 points1 point ago

yes!!

[–]OrphanDidgeridoo 0 points1 point ago

I usually do front flips and land on my lower back. It fucking hurts.

[–]CrazedRedditor 1 point2 points ago

This will probably get buried but I'm gonna say my piece anyways.

My aunt has a dog who actually does this. Her name is Kaya, and she is a black poodle and the biggest princess I know. She will not get into the water without her "life jacket" which is a makeshift buoyancy device made out of cut up pool noodles wrapped around her stomach . She will then do the wimpiest dog paddle I have ever seen. Seriously though, it's fucking hilarious.

EDIT: Spelling

[–]guccimanna 0 points1 point ago

watching this video in slow motion because of shitty internet is actually incredible

[–]XRotNRollX 0 points1 point ago

he flaps his ears, like it'll help him fly!

[–]TheGuacTaco 0 points1 point ago

Corgis make the internet worth viewing

[–]mikerowave 0 points1 point ago

Well played.

[–]anononomouse 0 points1 point ago

If you watch it long enough, you can hear it.

[–]YoProduction 0 points1 point ago

This makes me smile so much

[–]laura22lynne 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to give you a 9 out of 10..the entry was a bit sloppy

[–]Justkidding94 0 points1 point ago

I just kept watching it and watching it. Then I watched it some more.

[–]afipunk84 1 point2 points ago

This gif and the full video literally made me laugh until i had tears in my eyes. That leap is so funny. He tried so hard and got pretty much nowhere, poor little guy with his short legs xD

[–]AardvarkBarber 0 points1 point ago

I'll just leave this here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzCZ_BlS5p0

[–]bigmeech -1 points0 points ago

no. just, no.

[–]ThePenguinExpress 0 points1 point ago

?

[–]401liam 0 points1 point ago

Haha!

[–]Jesso2k 1 point2 points ago

Too drunk to pokerface that gif. I lol'd'd'd'd enough to wake the neighbours.

[–]GIF_OUT_OF_CONTEXT -5 points-4 points ago

[–]perahan -2 points-1 points ago

don't hate, it's just his character.

[–]SteelPillow -2 points-1 points ago

Why the fuck do you guys upvote reposts, this is precisely why people hate reddit

[–]CheckMateCheck 1 point2 points ago

Why so serious?

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[–]shadybrainfarm 0 points1 point ago

And my pool turns into a lake.

[–]yahoo12 0 points1 point ago

[–]yellsbuttscratcher -4 points-3 points ago

BUTTSCRATCHER?!

[–]howdareyoutakemyname 4 points5 points ago

This is the worst novelty account I have ever seen.