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[–]firebat707 25 points26 points ago

The best is when you try to leave facebook, it ask you are you sure, and here are the friends you will be missing.

[–]NotaMethAddict 19 points20 points ago

Trying to delete your facebook is like trying to disarm a bomb. There are so many steps you need to go through to do it.

[–]thelivingdread 16 points17 points ago

Bombs aren't that difficult. Its always the red wire. Except when it isn't.

[–]commandodude1265 8 points9 points ago

But it's always disarmed after that, in some way or another.

[–]mortarnpistol 0 points1 point ago

Usually by blowing up. It's never still armed after that.

[–]partyonmybloc 6 points7 points ago

that'sthejoke.jpg

[–]mortarnpistol 2 points3 points ago

Beer makes me stupid. I apologize for explaining the joke, though I have it on good measure that explaining jokes always makes them funn...nevermind.

[–]partyonmybloc 2 points3 points ago

Leeway granted. Continue with your drunk Redditing, sir.

[–]MaedaChann 50 points51 points ago

Everybody knows Facebook has security issues after we all cheated on MySpace

[–]BlusteryEmu 15 points16 points ago

We were just socializing afterall

[–]FarmerTedd 8 points9 points ago

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 6 points7 points ago

MySpace still hasn't gotten over us...

It's gotten really sad.

[–]LARPmasterOMEGA 28 points29 points ago

Overly used joke...

[–]NotaMethAddict 3 points4 points ago

Can I get some more jpg compression on that screenshot?

[–]AdvocateForLucifer 11 points12 points ago

"Reddit's just a friend, honestly!"

[–]eaglebacon 2 points3 points ago

I hate the new feature that let's someone on chat know if you've seen their message. Does overly attached GF work on Facebook's Development team?

[–]darkshaddow42 0 points1 point ago

Tab browsing is very common nowadays. It's nice to know if/when they've seen your message. Plus, it helps you distinguish between people who are afk all the time and people who actually don't want to talk!

[–]joyeux1445 1 point2 points ago

couldn't care less if this is a repost. I laughed harder than usual...therefore, UPVOTE

[–]some88d00d 2 points3 points ago

Dude, for me having told Facebook that I'm married it sure is trying to hook me up with a lot of chicks... coincidence?

[–]xiaou 2 points3 points ago

LET ME SMELL YO KEYBOARD!

[–]Falloutman399 0 points1 point ago

wat

[–]jlayla 1 point2 points ago

[–]DoorLord 3 points4 points ago

Huehuehuehue you are so funny and original! I bet you made this up on your own and there is no way you got this from somewhere else!

[–]ITriedScienceOnce 2 points3 points ago

I'm upvoting this because I truly believe OP thought he was unique when he decided to post it.
Could OP have known it's been seen more than a few times before now? Oh yes. Could OP have considered that all Facebook Zombies have probably seen this before messing with privacy settings? Most definitely. However, comma, did OP think we would enjoy it and give him/her upvotes because it's amusing? Ahhh duuuhhhhh.

Ergo and therefore, upvoted. Also because tequila and new tablet.

[–]Flamingtoast 2 points3 points ago

Allow me to sing a song. REPOST REPOST ReeePOOST REEPOST REpost repost. repost. rePOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]_Mattman_ 5 points6 points ago

Reposts: now with more jpeg!

[–]do_you_hate_me 5 points6 points ago

Seriously dude?!? That joke has been told a thousand times. Oh you're so original.

[–]DibujEx 11 points12 points ago

I hate you. I haven't seen it before!

[–]TThor 0 points1 point ago

I've never heard it, so it's new to me!

[–]sachegrande 3 points4 points ago

Oh holy shit, I haven't ever seen that! How funny! Oh wait, I saw that today. And every single day since they put those features in.

[–]MTK67 1 point2 points ago

[–]poetiknowit 0 points1 point ago

Have you ever found your old myspace password? I found a ton of photos that I lost in a computer crash.

Quick what song was on your page?

Mine was Ann Wilson's (of Heart) Immigrant Song

[–]Jippijip 0 points1 point ago

Hanging... prepositions... must... stay... calm...

[–]HokayeZeZ 0 points1 point ago

What's your social security?

[–]SargeMacLethal 0 points1 point ago

REPOST

[–]aphreshcarrot 0 points1 point ago

[–]PISS_OUT_MY_DICK 0 points1 point ago

Protip: It the image has many artifacts, it's probably an old ass image and it's a repost.

[–]clinguist 0 points1 point ago

[–]joeromag 0 points1 point ago

In a few years if will be Big Brother Facebook.

[–]CableCord 0 points1 point ago

This bugged me about shit and all. Who does things? Is there a group of people that do things on the internet? Why do?

[–]ekcetera 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me, or is today repost day?

[–]dylantrevor -3 points-2 points ago

This is fucking stupid, and old, and not funny, and gay. Can't forget gay.

[–]k1t73n 0 points1 point ago

"overly attached Facebook" That's a bit redundant.

[–]Chexxy -2 points-1 points ago

FACEBOOK WHY YOU NO TELL ME WHATS ON YOUR MIND!!!!!