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[–]ButtFartMcPoopus 23 points24 points ago

My hands down favorite episode. 'Lord, please guide Homer to the mattress square and true'.

[–]Kwyjibo47 12 points13 points ago

It always bothered me that Flanders wasn't in church.

[–]YoshiDan 2 points3 points ago

Wasn't he part of the volunteer fire dept?

[–]Kwyjibo47 1 point2 points ago

Nope, I guess he saw the fire from his home and went to help. He just shows up at the window, pounding loud to try and wake up Homer.

[–]CakeYouNeverGot 7 points8 points ago

One of my favorites, too. "This things I believe," kills me every time.

[–]ButtFartMcPoopus 23 points24 points ago

The story Homer tells is the one that clinches it for me. "Kids, let me tell you about another so-called 'wicked' guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what everyone thought was right! And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is!... hm, I forget that too. Marge, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue car?"

[–]scoobydrew 4 points5 points ago

Homer bounces back into the house

Ned sighs and jumps onto the mattress and does a flip back into the house

[–]Twin-Reverb 1 point2 points ago

Na, without the image of Ned's disappointed face when Homer bounces back in, it's just words.

[–]ButtFartMcPoopus 3 points4 points ago

He slumps and sighs 'ohhhkay...'

[–]Schenkspeare 22 points23 points ago

Boy, everyone is stupid except me.

[–]ContentWithOurDecay 1 point2 points ago

I have this thought every fucking day. Especially today.

[–]Manhair 1 point2 points ago

Not a good thing to admit given the context (i.e.,Homer is saying it)

[–]ContentWithOurDecay -2 points-1 points ago

The context he uses it is irrelevant to me.

[–]Ariy_chan 30 points31 points ago

uh oh gotta take a wiz O.O

[–]MoroccoBotix 24 points25 points ago

Think, Homer, think!

[–]ButtFartMcPoopus 21 points22 points ago

...thinkthinkthink!

[–]Downhilldude 11 points12 points ago

Oh, I'd better get up.

[–]jonthedoors 28 points29 points ago

Every morning I think of this. Every damn morning.

[–]tmifsud530 -1 points0 points ago

That's because this picture is posted every morning...

[–]zombiegamer723 12 points13 points ago

"I'm whizzing with the door open...and I love it!"

[–]funkless_eck 3 points4 points ago

Every time I do this, I think this.

[–]Pucker_Pot 9 points10 points ago

I relate to this more than anything else in the Simpsons.

[–]RupertDurden 4 points5 points ago

For me. it's this.

[–]Downhilldude 3 points4 points ago

I never wanna leave this bed.

[–]xturtlegodx 2 points3 points ago

.......sacrelicious....

[–]tbidyk 1 point2 points ago

Does anyone have a wallpaper or print size of this?