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Love, Kanye. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Pays4Porn 45 points46 points ago

Taken from a comedy tv show. BTS Video here This screen grab is funny, but Kim Kardashian dressed as Princess Leia is better.

[–]The_Ion_Shake 4 points5 points ago

Interesting that Kanye and Kim were around each other then. Methinks those two have been banging long before they started 'dating'.

[–]FreEarl 19 points20 points ago

Holy shit, that show is going to be terrible.

[–]aworthyrepost 13 points14 points ago

Don't worry. It was cancelled before it hit airwaves.

[–]william-h-macy 12 points13 points ago

It's not going to come out because it's a pilot from 2008 that wasn't picked up.

[–]FreEarl -2 points-1 points ago

Oh thank god.

[–]RUPTURED_ASSHOLE 2 points3 points ago

Meh, would rather that be on tv than Jenni & Snooki.

[–]iRape4Sport 4 points5 points ago

Lets hope Jimmy Kimmel gets to write a lot of skits.

[–]1919 2 points3 points ago

Am I the only one who thought it looked pretty funny? I mean, it is juvenile and immature humor, sure, but it reminded me a lot of the original Chappelle Show skits (oh, you guys didn't know there were more than Rick James, Wu Tang Financial, and Wayne Brady?)

[–]BandoMemphis 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I agree. People are just downvoting you because chappelle is hivemind smart and kanye is a hivemind asshole.

[–]jjrs 0 points1 point ago

"Baby in the club" sounded funny just because it was so incredibly wrong. The rest was horrible and definitely not worthy of any Chappelle Show skits. This is the kind of dumb bullshit that made him quit tv.

[–]FreEarl 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but Chappelle had real people doing these things, which made them funnier because it was absurd to see real people doing it. Plus, Dave always gives a little background to his skits.

I never really got down with Crank Yankers, though, because they made it immature because fuck it, puppets don't ever have to be mature. Now that concept has exploded, and they don't resemble anything close to mature.

[–]lmench 76 points77 points ago

Reminds me of this... Aziz Ansari hangs with Kayne

Edit: Skip to 2:00 to hear the relevant part. Or enjoy the whole video :D

[–]MrDoubleE 20 points21 points ago

That's exactly what I thought! "These beats are dope..."

[–]1919 23 points24 points ago

Being an entertainer - thats the only job where you can't enjoy your own work. If I work at Subway, and I go home and make myself a sandwhich you ain't gonna be like, 'Getting a little conceited aren't we?'

  • Donald Glover

[–]Atlking 3 points4 points ago

Weirdo is so funny. Anyone who has not seen it needs to.

[–]award07 4 points5 points ago

haha i love that part

[–]mysaadlife 11 points12 points ago

My name kanye but some of my plaques still say Kayne.

[–]QWERTYMurdoc 1 point2 points ago

"Now all I need is y'all to pronounce my name, it's Kanye but still of my plaques they still say Kayne"

You need to brush your Late Registration, home boy.

[–]mysaadlife 2 points3 points ago

I seriously do. I've been bumping MBDTF alot lately though.

[–]lockleon 4 points5 points ago

And now I've just spent the past 40 minutes watching clips of Aziz's stand-up. Thank you.

[–]lmench 4 points5 points ago

I did the same thing after watching this video! I have always been a fan of him on Parks and Recreation, and now I know I love him on stand up too! :D

[–]fapple_computers 0 points1 point ago

Aziz loves hip hop.

[–]moguapo 1 point2 points ago

That's my cousin Darwish!

[–]Tsiphon 19 points20 points ago

"I knew I'd like this. I'm such a thoughtful guy."

[–]sawceski 128 points129 points ago

He looks at this picture of his own self, signed by his own hand, addressed to his own person, while bobbing his own head, to his own music, in his own house, because "These beats are dope."

[–]GoKickYourself 163 points164 points ago

His beats are pretty dope...

[–]RealLighttower 35 points36 points ago

Exactly, just ask him.

[–]fetusfromspace 12 points13 points ago

"I'm gonna go look in the telescope with the girl with the big titties." -Kanye

[–]sawceski 9 points10 points ago

"HEY, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Homeboy's over here tryin' to tell some jokes."

[–]MarchingBroadband 35 points36 points ago

"Nobody loves Kanye West as much as Kanye West"

-Kanye West

[–]HasThisBeenDone 159 points160 points ago

It's what he would have wanted. That and fish sticks.

[–]threemilesd0wn 121 points122 points ago

i don't get it. Is it because fishstick's are breaded and Kanye is a genius?

[–]xgeorge 81 points82 points ago

Or is it because Kanye is an artist and... fish sticks are delicious...

[–]thunderblumpkin 70 points71 points ago

(mexican accent) - come on man, just get it

[–]afganistanimation 0 points1 point ago

I got no dick man!

[–]Little_Rii 4 points5 points ago

That swims?

[–]Lebowski_ 28 points29 points ago

I dont need anyone tellin' me play on words I'm a motherfuckin' lyrical wordsmith motherfuckin' GENIUS

[–]ledzep4life 23 points24 points ago

He's the voice of a generation.

[–]scoutu 18 points19 points ago

Because, gay fish.

[–]Joeliosis 25 points26 points ago

The only time Carlos Mencia was funny... "Come on man... you have to get it man."

[–]SelectaRx 3 points4 points ago

Not possible. I demand proof.

[–]veryimprobable 3 points4 points ago

I found me a lover, a brother who's a cross dressing pike named trish, and together we are gay fish

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[–]koviko 1 point2 points ago

How do you catch the initial reference and completely miss the follow-up reference?

[–]Shardwing -2 points-1 points ago

fishsticks.

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[–]Rountree85[S] 26 points27 points ago

*you're

[–]brrhoward 1 point2 points ago

I like this link, you're good at this reddit stuff.

[–]Rountree85[S] -1 points0 points ago

AMA.

[–]brrhoward 1 point2 points ago

How does one become so brave?

[–]Rountree85[S] 0 points1 point ago

By supporting Ron Paul, eating bacon, listening to Ke$ha, and owning at least 5 cats.

[–]brrhoward 0 points1 point ago

I literally do all of those things! I own 7 cats!

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[–]Raneados 9 points10 points ago

You're a simpleton.

[–]TLanders 1 point2 points ago

Dude, he's the OP. He's been deputized.

[–]I_am_not_a_black_guy 16 points17 points ago

Coming from the same guy that said "I don't need your pussy bitch, I'm on my own dick"

[–]zuperpretty 13 points14 points ago

"It's not funny anymore, try different jokes, tell em hug and kiss my ass, x and o"

[–]spattem 1 point2 points ago

I think he would want a fish fillet instead.

[–]_catfacts 4 points5 points ago

Fish dicks

[–]sufrt -1 points0 points ago

haha i saw that episode too

[–]Scoot_Puffington 7 points8 points ago

It's hard to be humble when you're stunting on a jumbotron.

[–]hooplah 51 points52 points ago

I love Kanye West. His music and his personality. He doesn't give a fuck, but then he really does give a fuck. He cares most about his creative output, and I can really respect that. One of my life dreams is to work for him in some capacity, just to experience his genius creative bubble. That guy knows what he wants and has the means to do it.

Also he's fucking hilarious.

[–]jason_steakums 6 points7 points ago

I would be scared to death if he was, like, the leader of some post-apocalyptic collective I found myself in, but as a musician yeah why not, go nuts with the ego. Kanye wouldn't be Kanye without a certain level of "what the fuck that man is ridiculous," I love it.

[–]Frooooostyy 1 point2 points ago

Well put

[–]kieferbutt 4 points5 points ago

"Lil B is the greatest rapper of all time" - Lil B

[–]Yahnster 0 points1 point ago

"Name the five best rappers in history. Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon and Dylon." - Dylon

[–]RalphWasntHere 40 points41 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
I think today is my cakeday. Here's my favorite picture on the internet 1com -2pts 1mo funny
The only people I know that truly love each other [FIXED] 3coms 154pts 3mos funny
I know there's been a crapload of reposts of this already, but it just cracks me up everytime. 31coms 487pts 7mos funny
To Kanye 20coms 145pts 11mos pics
To: Kanye 502coms 1371pts 11mos funny
This shit has to stop, Kanye. 3coms 10pts 11mos pics
Yo, Kanye! 1com -4pts 11mos funny

source: karmadecay

Please, show us this again.

[–]zosoyoung 14 points15 points ago

I think today is my cakeday.

Just pathetic.

[–]AustinHiggs 6 points7 points ago

Where is my karma?

[–]armedwithturtles 0 points1 point ago

ouch, that dude got negative karma on his cakeday

[–]Slugmeister 3 points4 points ago

I can see him actually doing this.

[–]jjrs 0 points1 point ago

Playing it off like it's a joke, but half serious.

[–]RelevantKanyeQuotes 9 points10 points ago

Screams from the haters; gotta nice ring to it. I guess every super hero need his theme music.

[–]NotHosaniMubarak 7 points8 points ago

My buddy has a picture of himself sitting at his bosses desk on his desk.

here is it: http://i.imgur.com/ETEPb.jpg

[–]Tagman1996 5 points6 points ago

Saw this picture before, Still laughed. 10/10 would laugh again.

[–]beretta627 0 points1 point ago

That bottle of listerine is greeked. Wonder why.

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 1 point2 points ago

lil did he know, basedgod was fucking his bitch nearby

[–]Hamtime 3 points4 points ago

Why was this cancelled? Regardless of reddits opinion on the humour, this kind of stuff would be hysterical to its target audience wouldn't it?

[–]LarneyStinson 1 point2 points ago

Yo Dawg, I hear you like to listen to Kanye mixed with some Kanye

[–]LuridTeaParty 2 points3 points ago

I'm reading the Harry Potter series and in the 5th book I recently passed the mental ward scene, and this reminded me of Gilderoy Lockhart.

[–]EarthRester -1 points0 points ago

Do you think he charged him self for that autograph?

[–]vondruke00 1 point2 points ago

Should read "To my biggest Fan, Love Kanye" That way the joke is preserved to the bottom frame

[–]Ayatrollah_Khomatmei -1 points0 points ago

Notice the bottle of non-branded mint-flavored antiseptic oral rinsing agent.

[–]fubbington 1 point2 points ago

That shit real.

[–]beckova23 0 points1 point ago

F-ing jabberjaw!

[–]BassNector 0 points1 point ago

Reposts. Reposts everwhere.

[–]sib301[!] 0 points1 point ago

Rountree85, my RES tag for you says "Idiot who posts fake shit". Apparently you are a fucking liar, and I know this because my RES doesn't lie.

Every time I see this tag, I will remind you.

[–]renome 0 points1 point ago

On the plus side, he doesn't need to buy an antivirus because he doesn't watch porn. He's got his own reflection.

[–]the_sneakness 0 points1 point ago

That guy's a jackass

[–]twan398 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure he is just waiting on his clone to mature so he can suck it's dick.

[–]d0n0v4n98 0 points1 point ago

He probably masturbates to his own music and his own image too.

[–]JamesDarko 0 points1 point ago

imma let you finish but he's a dickweed

[–]Wozzle90 0 points1 point ago

It was brave of you to repost this with the title as the punchline.

Go with deGrasse Sagan.

[–]knirefnel -1 points0 points ago

Methinks Kanye learned narcissism from the master

[–]RelevantRoll 1 point2 points ago

Yo Dawg

[–]Shogun24 1 point2 points ago

HANH?

[–]dagreenman18 -1 points0 points ago

To Kanye: the only man in the history of rap to spend to years talking crazy self fellating shit, and then proceed to back all of it up with the best album of the last 5 years.

[–]Richie77727 -1 points0 points ago

Arguably the best hip hop album of all time. I mean, the Wu, Dre, NWA, and a few others had some comparable stuff, but Kanye sort of raised the bar. A lot.

[–]Aisthetiks -1 points0 points ago

I honestly believe that people should look at this and think about giving themselves a little bit of love...

[–]omeezysheezy -2 points-1 points ago

Source?

[–]Rountree85[S] 2 points3 points ago

Look at the top comment.

Damn, does no one read the comments before they post?

[–]omeezysheezy -1 points0 points ago

well it obviously wasn't the top comment when I posted it now was it? strong logic is strong.

[–]Rountree85[S] -1 points0 points ago

Doesn't matter, it was still posted before you posted your comment.

[–]omeezysheezy -1 points0 points ago

I'm supposed to know something that's a top comment before it actually is. strong logic is still strong.

[–]Rountree85[S] 0 points1 point ago

Dumb ass Redditor is dumb.

[–]kodiakmoment -2 points-1 points ago

this is so swag

[–]YodaMush -1 points0 points ago

I laughed ridiculously when i saw him looking at his picture

[–]douglasr007 -1 points0 points ago

Allow myself to introduce myself.

[–]snoopycool 0 points1 point ago

My name is HOV!

[–]aardvark445 -1 points0 points ago

I love the look of satisfaction and enjoyment on his face.

[–]elliot430 -1 points0 points ago

toucan?

[–]love2bakez -3 points-2 points ago

Fuckin YAY

[–]noahthewale -3 points-2 points ago

Totally made my day

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