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When i drop something small on the floor (i.imgur.com)

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[–]atanok 21 points22 points ago

Lost some tiny thing on a flat floor?
Just hold a light source close to the floor and look for the shadow.

[–]MonsterAddict 6 points7 points ago

I've been told you're supposed to put a sock over the end of a vaccume.

[–]Justascienceteacher 4 points5 points ago

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4vzwwhVdZ1r4sv79.gif

[–]AngriestCosmonaut 6 points7 points ago

Doesn't really work for carpet. Carpet is the shittiest floor idea ever. It stains, you lose stuff in it, it can catch fire, it looks ugly. Who the fuck thought of carpet.

[–]wtf_are_you_talking 2 points3 points ago

Carpet industry.

[–]xApple3 0 points1 point ago

Cold feet

[–]AngriestCosmonaut 0 points1 point ago

Wear socks. Who thought "Oh, my feet are cold. Instead of putting small cloth slippers on, I am going to completely cover my floor in it". That would be like putting protective pads on everything other than yourself while skateboarding.

[–]CrayonOfDoom 0 points1 point ago

Foam pit? Hey, by foam pit logic, carpets are for extreme barefoot people, clearly.

[–]whimsicalsteve 1 point2 points ago

Hey! Who turned out the lights?

[–]atanok 0 points1 point ago

Oh, you.

[–]SirCannonFodder 0 points1 point ago

Assuming your floors aren't filthy.

[–]octalpus 0 points1 point ago

Go now. /r/lifeprotips.

[–]PsyNami 16 points17 points ago

Followed by "Nobody move!"

[–]Bobxdd 4 points5 points ago

And then you take a single step, and you step on the chef's contact lens.

[–]leinterestingman 2 points3 points ago

Paper mario TTYD reference. LOL

[–]PrincessKeona 14 points15 points ago

This gif makes me laugh hysterically every time I see it, cats are such fucking crackheads.

[–]braeden 13 points14 points ago

Then don't look at this one

[–]PrincessKeona 5 points6 points ago

Wow I'm glad I had no food in my mouth... Aaaand I'm crying from laughter.

[–]rogugu 4 points5 points ago

Me too, Princess. Me too!

[–]Tastygroove 7 points8 points ago

Small electronics tech. My impulse is to clench my legs closed when something drops (if I'm sitting, catches screws) the funny thing is that it could be a macaroni noodle at the dinner table and I'll do the same.

[–]TheGoodGrief 3 points4 points ago

I jabbed a self-tapping screw into my inner thigh playing that game. Old habits are hard to break.

[–]crackshot91 2 points3 points ago

Worth it. Fuck crawling on the floor with a flashlight for 10 minutes.

[–]Jinjinbug 0 points1 point ago

i heard that about many people losing limbs with the combination of catching stuff with their legs and the use of power tools...

[–]UhWellThatsNotGood 2 points3 points ago

It looks like that cat is drumming some beat it had in its head

[–]GoBanjo 4 points5 points ago

Hey bro. Your .jpeg is moving.

[–]octalpus 0 points1 point ago

.jpg*

[–]GoBanjo 0 points1 point ago

You spelled asshole wrong.

[–]sinfulcolors 2 points3 points ago

I once found my friend's contact lens on the ground of a crowded bus. It was covered in sand so it was basically useless but I used this method of searching and achieved success. True story.

[–]semizero 2 points3 points ago

Other people see it says "FUCKYEAHPUSSYGIFS" right? above the pillow?

I'm not insane right?

[–]Beeninya 0 points1 point ago

I see it to my friend.

[–]IAmTheGingaNinja 1 point2 points ago

Put a stocking over the hose attachment for your vacuum cleaner, wont suck It through

[–]Tetha -1 points0 points ago

Alternatively if you have a flat floor, put a flashlight down and rotate it until a giant shadow appears. Look at the start of the shadow.

[–]IAmTheGingaNinja 0 points1 point ago

I have carpet :/

[–]DorothyHollingsworth 5 points6 points ago

How is this funny or worth posting?

[–]Chester_Copperpot_ 8 points9 points ago

welcome to /r/funny

[–]sachegrande 1 point2 points ago

Not only is it not funny, it's posted all the damn time and belongs in /r/reactiongifs. Getting so sick of this bullshit.

[–]I_live_in_a_trashcan 2 points3 points ago

take it to /r/reactiongifs

[–]shinytreasure 1 point2 points ago

Especially in the dark.

[–]Deracination 0 points1 point ago

Have you ever dropped glasses in grass? They fucking disappear. Lost two pairs like this and almost a third. It took several people about twenty minutes of searching with flashlights at night to find them, and we knew where they were within about two meters.

[–]blueblood09 -1 points0 points ago

This gif goes well with music. Any music.

[–]BananaWaffles12 0 points1 point ago

challenge accepted

[–]Isochronasm 1 point2 points ago

I fix mechanical watches. This is done multiple times daily

[–]Redkitties 0 points1 point ago

Contacts

[–]sixish 0 points1 point ago

What kind of cat is that?

[–]Lilchipotle 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, this just reminded me to take my birth control.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

where is the full original video for this?

[–]marsasagirl 0 points1 point ago

That cat is so fluffy I just want to pet it and hold it and never let it go eeeeeeeeever. eyetwitch

[–]CableCord 0 points1 point ago

A friend of mine showed me how to find that shit. Put your head right by the floor and look straight out towards where you think the object went. You will see everything on that floor above the surface you are near to. Perspective: It's like useful and junk.

[–]brokendimension 0 points1 point ago

In the dark with no glasses on is the worst for me.

[–]zbrinz 1 point2 points ago

Hey reddit, i like cats

[–]tasty_beverage 1 point2 points ago

These "Me when I _____" posts are getting obnoxious

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