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all 141 comments

[–]McBurger[!] 170 points171 points ago

Someone should take all of these funny submissions and turn them into a primetime tv show. I bet it would be a real hit.

[–]DMNCS 112 points113 points ago

I'd give it 3 seasons before it gets cancelled

[–]wr80[S] 63 points64 points ago

I don't see it being a tv show, but a movie

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]wr80[S] 33 points34 points ago

it's a quote at the end of season 3 when she pitches the script

[–]edm39c 25 points26 points ago

Oh. I'm still going through the first season with my brother. :l Nevermind, OP.

[–]KarmaSaver 33 points34 points ago

Haha, I thought you were joking at first. Though I'd be careful. When George-Michael dies at the end of Season 2, the series really takes a fucked up turn. It's really not worth watching past that point, as it gets really creepy and weird. Third season was a total waste of time, imo. Still have nightmares.

[–]Janus_Grayden 14 points15 points ago

Thank goodness you didn't tell him about the part where George Sr does a ritual to raise George-Michael from the dead and he becomes a zombie that they keep chained in the attic to feed on the dogs Michael brings home. That would have seriously spoiled it.

[–]Dean_Peterson 0 points1 point ago

Dogs love dog food!

[–]crackshot91 1 point2 points ago

I...

I kinda want to see something like this now.

[–]Janus_Grayden 5 points6 points ago

This Halloween, the Bluth family has made... a huge mistake.

[–]Brokim 9 points10 points ago

Don't worry though, Buster ends up being all right!

[–]KantoOrigins 0 points1 point ago

SPOILERS!

[–]Splep 0 points1 point ago

Enjoy! :D

[–]Amberburry 0 points1 point ago

What I wouldn't give to be going thought it right now. Right before the mini series and the movie. You are in for quite a treat over the years to come.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Just so you know, it's coming back next year. Full cast and everything. Netflix is producing it.

I'm the only one not fucking with you in this thread.

[–]S-Flo 8 points9 points ago

[–]Aden_Sickle 2 points3 points ago

The whoosh is strong with this one.

[–]WeekendWarrior25 13 points14 points ago

4th season is on its way!

[–]walking_away_ 6 points7 points ago

Is this the truth or are you just teasing me?

[–]plasmamaker 14 points15 points ago

[–]Strikerj94 3 points4 points ago

butthatsworkaholics

[–]ESF 0 points1 point ago

hehehe butt hats

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 2 points3 points ago

They are making a new netflix exclusive 10 episodes and then a movie.

[–]PaysonFry -1 points0 points ago

4Seasonsandamovie..?

[–]ENKC 0 points1 point ago

How do you get internet to the rock you've been hiding under?

[–]CosmicEdge -4 points-3 points ago

1 if it's Fox

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

It was on Fox and it got three....

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points ago

"No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard."

[–]ril0riley 10 points11 points ago

he's getting a heart-on

[–]MegaT 3 points4 points ago

-Michael Scott

[–]SolidLikeIraq 0 points1 point ago

Maybe you're ready to be a father...?

[–]WeekendWarrior25 0 points1 point ago

bobloblawlobslawbomb

You sir, are a mouth full

[–]dontjudgemeyet 259 points260 points ago

Baby don't hurt me...don't hurt me ...no mo.

[–]Pincel 86 points87 points ago

I sang this shit when I saw thread title

[–]FarmerTedd 27 points28 points ago

[–]honeydee 0 points1 point ago

I did, indeed.

[–]BloodMuffin -3 points-2 points ago

or doing that very slowly to this version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS85xsoUAp8

[–]ravelle 1 point2 points ago

I came for this and was not disappointed.

[–]Irinicmar 28 points29 points ago

[–]neverendingdrums 28 points29 points ago

[–]Dazing 20 points21 points ago

[–]pitythaf00l 2 points3 points ago

I'm already so late. Heart is broken. I'm not sure what love is.

[–]Huitzilopostlian 1 point2 points ago

Yep, came here looking for this, not dissapointed.. no mo.

[–]elj0h0 1 point2 points ago

Shit, just broke the window while bobbing my head to Haddaway

[–]CableCord 1 point2 points ago

Good fucking god Will Farrell is in my life way too much. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[–]Karmagedditon 1 point2 points ago

Yup, I belong here.

[–]ordinaryrendition 3 points4 points ago

I think literally everyone knows that Lil Wayne was not the originator of this song.

[–]Weritomexican 1 point2 points ago

You'd be surprised... The reason i put it was because a while back on a, i believe F7U12 post. A kid (don't remember his age) posted the lyrics to the Lil Wayne song and said "I can't believe i know this one:D" sadly... He was serious... I also don't think he was a troll...

[–]ordinaryrendition 0 points1 point ago

I'm not doubting you, but I'm actually genuinely curious to see this shit, so link?

[–]Weritomexican 0 points1 point ago

Waaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you, I remember replying to it. I'm searching through my history as we speak.

[–]Weritomexican 0 points1 point ago

Burdenofbruce's comment

Edit: Reading over it now, i think i misread it back then or he added the "edit" part after i had already commented

[–]ordinaryrendition 0 points1 point ago

I cannot handle all this stupidity. I'll hold to my previous statement and simply declassify those users from the "people" label. You're welcome to join me.

[–]Weritomexican 0 points1 point ago

With pleasure! At least you can understand the need for me to put the link now lol

[–]ukrainianstud 0 points1 point ago

yeah im 17 and i knew what song they were talking about

[–]ordinaryrendition 0 points1 point ago

happy cake day

[–]SirJiggart 1 point2 points ago

Watt is love, baby don't Hertz me, don't Hertz me no Morse.

[–]mormontroll 0 points1 point ago

I've never heard this song all the way through, yet I sing it in my head every time I read "what is love".

[–]Bruce0Smith 18 points19 points ago

I cannot wait for the Arrested Development movie!!

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

They are actually making an entire new season of the show and its airing on Netflix

[–]myfajahas400children 4 points5 points ago

And a movie.

[–]spikey666 2 points3 points ago

Probably a movie. We got to watch the new episodes first!

[–]myfajahas400children 14 points15 points ago

[–]Battletooth 8 points9 points ago

There's always money in the Netflix stand!

[–]prawk 0 points1 point ago

Well netflix isn't available in my country so they must not care that I can't watch it through them ?

[–]morpheousmarty 0 points1 point ago

I live outside of the US but I do have Netflix, legitimately, in my country. I will torrent the shit out of the new season if it isn't available on my Netflix. I may also burn the world down, depending on the quality of the torrents.

My natural love of Arrested Development and my hatred of regional lockouts are a violent mix.

[–]edm39c 1 point2 points ago

It's going to be so awesome when it comes out. Me and my brother are waiting for it.

[–]roger_ 12 points13 points ago

Hermano?

[–]ordinaryrendition 0 points1 point ago

Annyong.

[–]WinstonsTasteGood 2 points3 points ago

Ha, you're waiting for it? I didn't wait for it, because I'm not a chump.

[–]edm39c 0 points1 point ago

It's. Comin' man. It's comin' along with that fourth season... I'M STILL WAITIN'!

[–]Tillhony 1 point2 points ago

You and your Hermano huh?

[–]KFFaregreat 12 points13 points ago

it's not envy. Or even hungry.

[–]pushtheweak 4 points5 points ago

"Well, you know the feeling that you're feeling is what many of us call a feeling."

"But it's not like envy, or even hungry..."

[–]C4N4DI4N 4 points5 points ago

The full quote...

GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"

Michael: "Well, you know the-the feeling that you're... that you're feeling is-is what many of us call 'a feeling.'"

GOB: "But it's not like envy, or even hungry."

Michael: "Could it be love?"

GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

[–]Ceiling_Man 3 points4 points ago

[–]rgrossi 1 point2 points ago

Thank you.. Did not know this existed

[–]jfsteele 0 points1 point ago

I was watching this episode today and thinking someone should make this.

[–]zarkocabarkapa 1 point2 points ago

The idea of love being a heart erection is so fucking funny to me.

[–]sdcfc 1 point2 points ago

Why did you leave out the best part?

"I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite - it's like my heart is getting hard."

[–]Quick_LIme 0 points1 point ago

It feels like my heart is getting hard.

[–]Obliosmom 0 points1 point ago

Someone alert Quarterflash.

[–]Kinghoft 0 points1 point ago

God bless arrested development

[–]Carl25 1 point2 points ago

what the heck, just watched this today

STOP CREEPING ME OUT REDDIT

[–]Giantpanda602 0 points1 point ago

Just started watching this today. Up to episode 15 and there are many hours of the day left.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

you left out the next line which is equally as good:

"It's like...my heart is getting hard"

[–]OmegaHunter9 0 points1 point ago

Baby don't hurt me.

[–]narwhalapotimus 0 points1 point ago

I watched that episode last night...

[–]Racheltheredditor98 0 points1 point ago

BABY DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE

[–]Korthos 0 points1 point ago

Baby don't hurt me... You're making this ridicolously easy.

[–]Dank_n_Spank 0 points1 point ago

But gaddamn is she hot.

[–]rgrossi 0 points1 point ago

It's the opposite.. It's like my heart is getting hard

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This feeling you are feeling is what many of us like to call a feeling.

[–]Ikari_Shinji_kun_01 0 points1 point ago

"Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more."

[–]unimatrix 0 points1 point ago

Call me weird but I don't get it.

[–]starchild2099 0 points1 point ago

i think this feeling you're feeling is what some of us call...a feeling.

[–]neworleansmane 0 points1 point ago

Baby don't hurt me...

[–]violentfap 1 point2 points ago

Baby don't hurt me....

[–]AgentOrange13 0 points1 point ago

It's like my heart has an erection

[–]avery51 0 points1 point ago

Oh Yay, it's reddit's favorite unoriginal karma whoring game, words from shows over pictures from shows.

[–]LordStandley 0 points1 point ago

Dammit, now I have to re watch the entire series.

[–]masonr08 0 points1 point ago

What is love...baby don't hurt me...don't hurt me....no more....no more :P

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I just blue myself.

[–]Linton58 0 points1 point ago

This really is my favorite line of the entire series.

[–]TheAndroidsDungeon 0 points1 point ago

It's like my heart is getting hard.

[–]therosseverett 1 point2 points ago

The best part of this quote is right after this when he says "It's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard"

[–]JankBoy 0 points1 point ago

[–]deftskills 1 point2 points ago

Can't wait for the movie and new season!

[–]bigDean636 0 points1 point ago

Yes, we know that Arrested Development is a funny show. We don't have to upvote quotes from it to the front page.

[–]goonerredandwhite 0 points1 point ago

Would it be inappropriate to sneak this line in real life conversation?

[–]kvaks 0 points1 point ago

As much as I love Arrested Development... What's the point of posting screenshot jokes from sitcoms? If I wanted a dose of Arrested Development jokes, I'd go watch fucking Arrested Development!

[–]rkirouac 0 points1 point ago

Baby don't hurt me.

[–]Grassgrow 0 points1 point ago

My name is michael!!

[–]brokendimension 0 points1 point ago

Will Arnett is the man, too bad his new show wasn't too great.

[–]Wiseguydude 0 points1 point ago

Show?

[–]krissipo 0 points1 point ago

Thats not fucking funny, fuck you.

[–]123AJR 0 points1 point ago

Baby don't hurt me.

[–]sniff3000 0 points1 point ago

I was hoping for a haddaway reference, was disappointed.

[–]boycockgirlcockeieio -1 points0 points ago

Insert Arrested Development Quote.

Obligatory "Can't wait for the movie guys!"

Now a witty comment about how a good show was only on for three seasons.

Repeat ad nauseum.

[–]racast5 10 points11 points ago

"Does anyone else hate reading the comments???"

-Guy reading the comments

[–]Ebers 1 point2 points ago

[–]BenJ1133 -2 points-1 points ago

Repost.

[–]wr80[S] -4 points-3 points ago

heard you were gay

[–]Runemaker 6 points7 points ago

Super gay person here, I can confirm that this has nothing to do with what Ben said.

[–]TheWill2Live 1 point2 points ago

I've always said that the gays needed a superhero....welcome!

[–]wr80[S] 0 points1 point ago

He's a friend IRL also what kind of runes do you make? Chaos? or Death or Blood?

[–]Runemaker 0 points1 point ago

Mostly protection and balance. Runes of chaos, death, and...blood?...are harder to make and don't really serve a purpose to someone who isn't currently trying to ruin the life of another.

Well, unless you're into the whole, "chaos as a philosophy" thing, then I could see making runes of chaos being more pertinent to you.

[–]wr80[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Thank you everyone this is the best I've ever done on reddit, I can die happy now.

[–]Looks_Good_In_Hats -3 points-2 points ago

Great. This song just popped into my head and I cant get rid of it.

[–]love2fap -1 points0 points ago

baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more