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[–]capgetsreal 63 points64 points ago

You forgot the even cuter sequel!

[–]C_T_C_C 33 points34 points ago

Why doesn't my cat do this!?!?

He just sits there all day being a judgmental bastard. Just sittin', staring. Just staring at me as I fap vigorously in the corner.

[–]Penguin_Dreams 8 points9 points ago

My girl does this... I'll trade you her amazingly adorable cuteness for your cat's judgmental bastard-ness.

Oh, she's also currently locked in the bathroom. She's got the cute thing down pat, and doesn't mind a little fapping or schlicking. But finding the litterbox and using it... well, that's not currently on her list of priorities.

[–]deannapolis 15 points16 points ago

What the hell did I just read?

[–]Penguin_Dreams 7 points8 points ago

Sorry... was that unclear?

I've been drinking a bit, and it sounded fine in my own head. But you know how that goes sometimes.

[–]deannapolis 6 points7 points ago

Thought you were talking about a cat.... Then you added "fapping" and "schlicking" into the mix.

[–]Penguin_Dreams 12 points13 points ago

I was talking about a cat. The one currently locked in the bathroom. Adorable and non-judgmental, but also extremely litterbox challenged.

I should probably just go pass out now.

[–]Fallschirmjager 7 points8 points ago

When you said "my girl" I thought you meant your daughter... that made the post at least a thousand times more creepy.

[–]Starylia 6 points7 points ago

I thought he meant his girlfriend and he wanted to trade that guys cat for his girlfriend who is currently locked in the bathroom.

[–]Kiwi150 28 points29 points ago

Aw, he gave her a love headbutt.

[–]zoomzoom16 26 points27 points ago

They're called Scottish folds. They have ears, they're just folded in on themselves to where it looks like they have no ears.

[–]TheBreadnaught 11 points12 points ago

That's what I call my scro.

[–]Abomonog 1 point2 points ago

Used to own one. Those things are so cute they'll make you barf.

[–]meshugganner 120 points121 points ago

Maybe I won't be killing myself tonight after all.

[–]1213takenusername 49 points50 points ago

Your comment concerns me.

[–]TheBreadnaught 5 points6 points ago

[–]1213takenusername 8 points9 points ago

I wasn't tired anyways..

[–]imdigtal 2 points3 points ago

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

[–]Lamar_Scrodum 29 points30 points ago

Reposts save lives

[–]Yellerfeller 11 points12 points ago

Well he said not tonight... he never said he wouldn't ever kill himself.

[–]Nexaz 2 points3 points ago

That just means this needs to be reposted every single day forever

[–]jorellh 7 points8 points ago

Do something fun, you can always kill yourself later.

[–]OrionsRebirth 1 point2 points ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

[–]mnemophobia 17 points18 points ago

You alright bro? You got lots to live for, don't leave your loved ones with the burden on that, hope everything is okay! :)

[–]Joeman45 8 points9 points ago

Do a flip!

[–]funkengruven88 17 points18 points ago

Do a barrel roll!

[–]jcmc2112 13 points14 points ago

I hope you're joking :( If not, pm me.

[–]Antrikshy 5 points6 points ago

Wait, are you serious? Please rethink everything. Head over to /r/Assistance or /r/SuicideWatch.

OP might have saved a life today.

[–]TylerRBack[S] 1 point2 points ago

If so, this makes me very happy.

[–]losimagic 31 points32 points ago

Let's have a video instead - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXMoSOAc3ZQ

[–]weaver2109 5 points6 points ago

[–]cottenpanda 24 points25 points ago

Is it just me or can you see up her dress or skirt?

[–]kepleronlyknows 20 points21 points ago

One of many reasons this repost always gets upvoted to the front page.

[–]C_T_C_C 6 points7 points ago

You just can't down vote something that adorable!!

[–]Kiwi150 4 points5 points ago

It is not just you.

[–]CUTTHROATAMFT 0 points1 point ago

The first thing I noticed was the fact she was sitting like a dude wearing a tshirt as a dress....I'm still confused.

[–]computergroove 6 points7 points ago

That dog looks just like a cat!

[–]sammyboyg 13 points14 points ago

The cuteness was overwhelming, now I have to go outside and throw big rocks around for an hour to feel like a man again

[–]volve 4 points5 points ago

If you keep watching, the cat gets really fucking needy.

Pfft, cats. So entitled.

[–]S4R_ben 17 points18 points ago

Pretty sure that's one of the cutest things I've seen.

[–]joeboi85 3 points4 points ago

This cat looks like the Asian accountant from work.

[–]Breakzer 9 points10 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Excuse me... 173coms 1092pts 14hrs aww
When I try to get my best friend's attention. 5coms 2pts 14dys gif
Um, hi. Pet me please? 0coms 6pts 1mo aww
Pet me dammit! 36coms 694pts 2mos gifs
Hey... Hey you there 5coms 28pts 2mos aww
Hey, excuse me... can you just... yeah, that's it... 1com 57pts 3mos aww
Hey... you, yeah you! 4coms 28pts 4mos aww
"Can I have pets, please?" 2coms 12pts 5mos aww
poke poke :D 7coms 69pts 5mos gifs
Excuse me, miss. May I bother you for a rub? 10coms 146pts 5mos aww
Tap Tap... 4coms 43pts 5mos gifs
Excuse me... 8coms 38pts 5mos funny
Hey! Love Me! 5coms 55pts 5mos aww
Kitty asking for some affection 1com 19pts 5mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]Nightshade1105 -1 points0 points ago

Is everybody and their mother a bot that finds reposts now? No offense to you, Breakzer. I'm legitimately wondering.

[–]Breakzer 0 points1 point ago

Nope, this is my normal account. It is a website that you can put a pic into and it tells you how many times it has been posted. A lot of the content posted over this summer had been posted over 10 times in under 6 months. I am ok with having seen it a few times but it has been getting to the point it is every other week. I do appreciate you being an adult about it unlike how many people have been lately.

[–]Nightshade1105 0 points1 point ago

Ah I see. Well then, don't I look like a jackass. My apologies.

Edit: I also hate reposts that have been reposted so frequently.

[–]xLowDown 0 points1 point ago

People just search it manually.

[–]well_welp_ok 12 points13 points ago

are you fucking joking me right now?

[–]ImbeinThatGuy 6 points7 points ago

Do you want me to joke meow or later?

[–]musicaddict96 0 points1 point ago

Whats so funny meow?

[–]ImbeinThatGuy 0 points1 point ago

I sensed a hissy fit.

[–]iGotChubs4You -1 points0 points ago

OMG I SO MAD BOUT REPOSTS I SPEND SO MUCH TYME ON THIS WEBSITE AND HAVE NO LYFE AND I GET MAD ABOUT REPOSTS AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[–]well_welp_ok 0 points1 point ago

Lol shut the fuck up. He reposted something intentionally from the front page. That's completely different than not knowing something got posted weeks ago or even days ago.

[–]iGotChubs4You 0 points1 point ago

It says in the title 'x-post'. Not to mention people who bitch about reposting are just as bad as people who repost.

[–]richard_photograph 6 points7 points ago

the cats ive had were never polite like this..they just rammed into you and rubbed when they felt like it was time

[–]smartzie 2 points3 points ago

Mine do that, too, and sometimes chew on my hair if I don't pay attention. Cute little assholes.

[–]Halgy 2 points3 points ago

I have no desire to actually own a house (I like living in apartments), but there are no freaking rental places in my town that allow pets. I may seriously end up buying a house so I can have a cat.

[–]WTFYouTalkingAbout 1 point2 points ago

I un-subbed from /r/aww so I don't have to see this shit.

[–]cl2yp71c 1 point2 points ago

If every cat had such exquisite manners, I wouldn't be worried about getting clawed whenever I pet them.

[–]ObiTwatQueerNobi 0 points1 point ago

Omggggg I waants iiiit O.O

[–]cdcaffey 0 points1 point ago

I LOVE KITTAHS

[–]EmilyLaRae 0 points1 point ago

This is real right?? lol

[–]Ayjlm 0 points1 point ago

I swear cats are behaving more human like

[–]kibalock 0 points1 point ago

i was waiting for the cat to freak out and scratch her arm at the end

[–]zakh134 0 points1 point ago

i want one of each please _^

[–]Rejexted 0 points1 point ago

What's up with its ears?

[–]JohnnyVegasGear -1 points0 points ago

I found this very easy to FAP to

[–]rekabis 0 points1 point ago

Oh, fuck, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT MY CAT DOES!!

[–]Twoflappylips 0 points1 point ago

How can you not smile when something so cute is happening...

[–]sir_wise_ass 1 point2 points ago

is this subreddit for funny things?

[–]Mrs_Nakker 0 points1 point ago

OMG my cat is cute but WOW...adorable.

[–]My_mau5_is_dead 0 points1 point ago

Is that a Scottish fold?

[–]Spide-y 0 points1 point ago

Is it me, or does that look super fake when the cat is pawing at her arm? Still cute though, I'd say. The cat here just bites your fingers until you pet him. :/

[–]ok_you_win 0 points1 point ago

Nope. I have had several cats that would pat my arm or leg for attention.

[–]Spide-y 0 points1 point ago

Oh no, I meant this one instance. The way the cat was doing it just looked funny to me is all ha. I believe cats would do this. :)

[–]ok_you_win 0 points1 point ago

definitely funny pose in this example.

[–]COOKIEEE 0 points1 point ago

My gf cat does that. Can even fake an high five - he doesn't know.

[–]tomiiilaa 0 points1 point ago

it's so cute, i had tears in my eyes :')

[–]akaalkatraz 0 points1 point ago

I have seen this reposted like 800 times, and I still upvote it every single time. How am I supposed to be manly and tough with you guys??

[–]coppertonecornelius 0 points1 point ago

was he asking for his ears back?

[–]jzboston8 1 point2 points ago

I just d'awwwed all over my keyboard.

[–]bigterry420 0 points1 point ago

why does this cat have no ears?

[–]Kiwi150 0 points1 point ago

Scottish Fold. Used to own one, they aren't all as cute as that one.

[–]scotchglass -2 points-1 points ago

why does that cat look like it got hit in the face with a brick?

[–]walkinthecow -1 points0 points ago

Awwwww....

[–]krissipo -3 points-2 points ago

Thats not fucking funny, fuck you.