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[–]SirCleve 375 points376 points ago

Link?

[–]boatsss 189 points190 points ago

yeah im calling bullshit until proven

[–]MrTimcakes 60 points61 points ago

GIVE US A LINK NAW!!!! Please?

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[–]CrazyShooter 30 points31 points ago

You there. I like you.

[–]superretardman 33 points34 points ago

[–]lizlegit000 2 points3 points ago

We loved seeing OP's sister on /r/gonewild. Saw boobs. Doesn't matter.

[–]nbshark 24 points25 points ago

[–]eric0rr 23 points24 points ago

Look at the massive girth just barely being cropped out.

[–]Coes 21 points22 points ago

you cannot ignore his girth

[–]shadow386 4 points5 points ago

No worries, we cropped it out

[–]frazehaze 5 points6 points ago

licks lips

[–]Ghooble 5 points6 points ago

Why the hell would I click that

[–]MagnusTheGreat 7 points8 points ago

Why did I click? It said "him naked" and I clicked...

[–]AtlasAnimated 3 points4 points ago

Link is such a babe

[–]Pvt_Studmuffin 19 points20 points ago

seriously. I'm curious now.

[–]Lavarocked 12 points13 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/A9aGJ.jpg

"Hi. I hear we're related? I don't have any brothers. Nice try though. Go be a prick elsewhere"

You are...

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/09/27/entertainment/photos_stories/cropped/jerry_springer--300x300.jpg

NOT THE BROTHER

[–]OldZippo 1 point2 points ago

[–]gonffen 1 point2 points ago

Looks like the moral of the story is... have a son or your daughter will end up on r/gonewild.

[–]chrispdx 50 points51 points ago

You fapped. Don't deny it.

[–]MrTimcakes 18 points19 points ago

Bullshit until i see both pictures

[–]TrMark 16 points17 points ago

Bullshit until proven otherwise.

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[–]Sortech 330 points331 points ago

It's just her tits. How do you recognize your sister by her tits?

[–]Dynasty471 514 points515 points ago

This is gettin weird fast...

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[–]ANeonHippy 437 points438 points ago

Changes subject as fast as possible.

Edit: He said something like "Happy Cakeday" before he deleted his account.

[–]EntingFantastic 10 points11 points ago

Probably because he picked a random pic of tits.

[–]NoNotionOfTime 3 points4 points ago

This was a hilarious string of comments.

[–]Dynasty471 52 points53 points ago

Thank you. I'm not totally sure I want you to answer Sortech's question, so I guess I'll drop it.

[–]liquidxlax 18 points19 points ago

so you've peeped on your sister... how intriguing

[–]Marsdreamer 2 points3 points ago

I think it's safe to say that when you're living with a brother/sister you're gonna accidentally walk in on them at some point. Especially if they have a joint bathroom or just share one.

[–]Tkconger 4 points5 points ago

Having two sisters I can say nope, never, never even close.

[–]Snow-dawg 6 points7 points ago

Despite all the effort...

[–]typtyphus 6 points7 points ago

NO CHANGING THE SUBJECT!

[–]Ozera 1 point2 points ago

Don't change the subject OP!

[–]iscrulz 0 points1 point ago

Is there cock day where a redditors celebrate their penises. By posting pics and videos.

[–]Ashlee93 60 points61 points ago

The distinct background maybe?

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[–]Sortech 113 points114 points ago

We'll need those too for extra clarification.

[–]SirCleve 81 points82 points ago

For science

[–]MrBrown89 61 points62 points ago

FOR SCIENCE!!!!!

[–]pleas_ent 16 points17 points ago

YEH-HAH! SCIENCE!

[–]meliaesc 29 points30 points ago

I'm calling bullshit. Who the hell would further share his sister's tits rather than confront/eye bleach/drink themselves to sleep... And on /r/funny?

[–]UsernameUser 33 points34 points ago

A Lannister always pays his debts

[–]RiotFTW 49 points50 points ago

A Lannister always recognizes his sister's tits

[–]chillyphilly 1 point2 points ago

This is funny in a couple different ways...well done

[–]lannister_debts_etc 0 points1 point ago

I feel relevant

[–]occupymylefty 1 point2 points ago

You underestimate the power of Karma good sir.

[–]Atheist101 12 points13 points ago

Like her tits

[–]relevant_rush_lyrics 14 points15 points ago

"Well, I guess we all have these feelings

We can't leave unreconciled

Some of them burned on our ceilings

Some of them learned as a child

The things that we're concealing

Will never let us grow

Time will do its healing

You've got to let it go"

Open Secrets - 1987

[–]boatsss 5 points6 points ago

wait...so you kept going through naked pictures of your sister???

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[–]NosferatuHeftyDance 7 points8 points ago

Have you confronted her? What are you going to do? When are you going to introduce us to eachother?

[–]kellyhelly 9 points10 points ago

Hopefully nothing, if she's above 18, she has every right to post there. Not his decision and hopefully he respects her enough to not bring it up.

Also this is fake.

[–]GrandTheftWalrus 4 points5 points ago

..What kind of cat?

[–]baritone-boy 0 points1 point ago

my initial thought was that she had a naked picture and his cat was in it.. but he meant a different kind of cat..

[–]AslanMaskhadov 3 points4 points ago

Have you mentioned it to her?

[–]Pippkorn 0 points1 point ago

So, you decided to check more pictures of her?

nice.

[–]Sortech 3 points4 points ago

Well, I'm pretty sure that's not the only curtains with that pattern out there, though.

[–]amazinz5 14 points15 points ago

1) he has an idea of the shape and size 2) skin color 3) hair color 4) shower curtain

i'd say thats enough to freak out

[–]anders987 2 points3 points ago

[–]typtyphus 17 points18 points ago

what OP deleted

[–]raylime 0 points1 point ago

eww

[–]zangor 17 points18 points ago

We are going to need an album of proof.

[–]MakisupaVT 6 points7 points ago

^ He's got a point there...

[–]Candy_Graham 4 points5 points ago

He may recognize the walls, along with her body type and hair.

[–]holobolol 1 point2 points ago

This is what I'm hoping. I don't think someone should be recognising their sister from tits alone.

[–]shadybrainfarm 3 points4 points ago

I, much to my horror, found my little brother's gonewild post the other day. I know it's him because of the other posts his account has made. I in no way recognize his dick, and I have (mostly successfully) bleached that image from my brain.

[–]Dignified 1 point2 points ago

Wallpaper is pretty distinctive.

[–]SubtleMockery -1 points0 points ago

Picture behind her?

[–]Mantraz -1 points0 points ago

My guess is the wallpaper.

[–]darthn3ss 1 point2 points ago

dat wincest

[–]FrogDie -1 points0 points ago

Background.

[–]Oh_Fuck_Yeah 271 points272 points ago

Her comment history indicates that she's from Western PA, and you seem to be from Louisiana. She's not you sister. You just picked a random pair of titties.

Don't pitchfork this guy. No one likes to be witchhunted, and he provided you with tits, even if they weren't his sisters.

[–]N69sZelda 11 points12 points ago

sad day :/ I am from louisiana though maybe he will hook me up with his actual sister for redemption?

[–]jon_titor 58 points59 points ago

Dude, he's from Louisiana. He's keeping his sister for himself.

[–]N69sZelda 0 points1 point ago

... yea i guess. But im near Baton Rouge .. maybe we could tag team her?

[–]Sk8rGameFreak 5 points6 points ago

[–]Purple_Drank 7 points8 points ago

Ever think that maybe, I dunno, one of them moved out? Maybe?

[–]jpstull 6 points7 points ago

he went to HS in Louisiana, she just turned 18 three months ago...if their respective comments and submissions are true.

[–]Piratiko 31 points32 points ago

Holy shit, I feel bad for this girl.

She's barely 18, all over /r/gonewild, and then on father's day, she posts a picture of her dad talking about how she still misses him.

Anyone else think she might need some therapy/counseling?

[–]sunshine-x 24 points25 points ago

I dunno.. Sounds like a perfect date.

[–]ninjalincoln 3 points4 points ago

everyone needs therapy and counseling. you first.

[–]LoLisABadSubreddit 1 point2 points ago

Don't pitchfork this guy. No one likes to be witchhunted, and he provided you with tits, even if they weren't his sisters.

This is a pretty clear pitchfork if I've ever seen one.

[–]Richard_Worthington 1 point2 points ago

They could live in different states. You can get from place to place rather quickly in these modern times, and she may have moved.

[–]TheAthiestSmurf 1 point2 points ago

The fact that they live in different states doesn't really disprove that they are siblings. One of them could have moved.

[–]sparkie1886 100 points101 points ago

More tits NSFW Bent over NSFW Thong NSFW Nude from behind NSFW

SORRY OP!

[–]iama_XXL 54 points55 points ago

[–]english- 39 points40 points ago

something something doing gods work.

[–]NosferatuHeftyDance 1 point2 points ago

Link to profile please

Edit: nvm, I someone already done it thanks anyway.

[–]Ezemryt 0 points1 point ago

Comment for later science.

[–]hello3titties 5 points6 points ago

Commenting for future use.

[–]lizlegit000 0 points1 point ago

HELLL YES~

[–]Pickman 41 points42 points ago

[–]aim1ess 50 points51 points ago

I have now seen OP's sister's breasts, face, ass and vagina. What a nice day.

[–]Pickman 30 points31 points ago

*alleged sister.

[–]no_fatties 11 points12 points ago

Good enough for me...

[–]MastaSnizzFizz 4 points5 points ago

don't ruin this for us

[–]ThatCrankyGuy 0 points1 point ago

That's Reddit class A stalking level right there.

Now waiting for someone to mirror her images in case the account goes belly up.

[–]Chris_Iceberg 28 points29 points ago

But maybe just a little weird.

[–]JabberJauw 4 points5 points ago

i like to think of it as quirky

[–]whycantiholdthisbass 18 points19 points ago

A Lannister always pays his debts.

[–]EntingFantastic 0 points1 point ago

Why would he be a fag?

[–]cupn00dles 13 points14 points ago

[–]Charles_Chuckles 21 points22 points ago

OP: Freaked out that his sister is an exhibitionist, circulates her nude pictures anyway. Not sure if Good Guy Greg for supplementing her fetish or Scumbag Steve for circulating nudes of his sister for karma.

[–]Cool_sandwich 7 points8 points ago

And you just post it so more random people could see it? Think if someone else in your family reddits? or your sister see this, that would be awkward.

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[–]EntingFantastic 2 points3 points ago

Sounds like a normal family.

[–]no_fatties 15 points16 points ago

Thanks for that. I take back everything bad I said about you. I'm also genuinely sorry about you're predicament.

And your sister is a total babe.

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[–]N69sZelda 12 points13 points ago

but it isnt your sister. Unless of course you can show proof somehow.

[–]no_fatties 2 points3 points ago

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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[–]lordwafflesbane 71 points72 points ago

We all believe you.

[–]DayTripperr 24 points25 points ago

[–]real_deal 28 points29 points ago

[–]Bubbascrub 2 points3 points ago

I just quit smoking. Fuck you, man.

[–]agolightly 3 points4 points ago

Head over to /r/stopsmoking if you haven't yet.

[–]kevinc69 2 points3 points ago

That's a shame. I did

[–]N69sZelda 4 points5 points ago

yea. we know. we know. Thanks for the tits. I sure did.

[–]Bazing1980 1 point2 points ago

Me neither dude, me neither. ;)

[–]Principal_ButtSavage 5 points6 points ago

I bet you enjoyed repostig and looking at it again. It's ok bro, those are some nice perky little titays.

[–]chimpers 1 point2 points ago

Dude... so you saved the picture of your sister and then re uploaded it again. that is even worse than just having her post it...

[–]NosferatuHeftyDance 0 points1 point ago

Oh well, a's long a's I'm satisfies. Also my iPods retarded and I CBS to backspace All the way.

[–]ScotteeMC 2 points3 points ago

Why the fuck would you save that link, never mind linking it to strangers?

[–]PapaCousCous 0 points1 point ago

Knowing that there is irrefutable proof that this in fact, someone's sister, and the brother is aware of the photo, makes it hard to fap to this.

[–]Mantraz 1 point2 points ago

Did you reupload it? That was uploaded 1 hour ago, this thread 2hours?

[–]ikebenson 0 points1 point ago

show a picture of the distinct background with you in front of it... otherwise, you are full of shit, Grant.

[–]MetsDrone1337 0 points1 point ago

I must resist to click on link. I'm at the mall right now.

[–]kjn33 8 points9 points ago

Take a pic of that shower curtain to prove it!

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[–]dantheman999 2 points3 points ago

Some people are INCREDIBLY desperate for attention.

Tbh, posting on aww would be a lot easier way of getting it.

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[–]Shanemaximo 4 points5 points ago

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for karma I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills that I have acquired over a very long time on the Internet. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let this go now and come clean, that'll be the end of it. I will not research you, I will not call you out. But if you don't, I will find out everything about you, expose it in public, and I will debunk the fucking shit out of you!

[–]sheriff_skullface 7 points8 points ago

nice glasses...

[–]ragingroger 2 points3 points ago

[–]NosferatuHeftyDance 1 point2 points ago

I can see the guilt of masturbating to your sister all over your face.

[–]ho_ho_ho101 1 point2 points ago

oh boy.....oh girl

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 20 points21 points ago

OP, how old is your sister? She looks around 15.

[–]Vneck 4 points5 points ago

makes me sad when pedobear is used on 15 year olds :/

too old

[–]Einchy 2 points3 points ago

Goddamn it, OP.

[edit]

Oh wait, he deleted everything.

[–]Bondos 37 points38 points ago

this is how you felt

[–]InstantAnythingcom 6 points7 points ago

Just think of all the ejaculate expelled.

[–]frepont 6 points7 points ago

Serious question: did this person died?

[–]Gibson_88 1 point2 points ago

Probably not. If you just dive down low enough, you're fine.

[–]Vneck 1 point2 points ago

no, extremely doubtful... in hawaii we body surf in waves like that all the time, just takes some experience

[–]Rundst 8 points9 points ago

[–]nottooshabbyatall 6 points7 points ago

Would you be pissed off if I asked you for the link?

[–]DerpZombie 7 points8 points ago

Note to self: Do not show my sister reddit.

[–]Yayme74 10 points11 points ago

So on her page, there is also a picture of her face with a black cat.

http://i.imgur.com/6s1FZ.jpg

[–]zangor 14 points15 points ago

Ok, fuck this. This guy's sister is just all around HOT AS FUCK.

[–]este_hombre 4 points5 points ago

The worst part is it wasn't just a one time thing. She frequently posts.

[–]luca123 0 points1 point ago

username? for science?

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 3 points4 points ago

This never happened. OP est fasciculum.

[–]Heep_Purple 1 point2 points ago

Emasculator es (latin , not spanish)

[–]irishboi 4 points5 points ago

Don't lie you had the forbidden fap.

[–]vitorizzo 2 points3 points ago

this OP is a phony a big fat phony

[–]eonge 3 points4 points ago

[–]Bazing1980 4 points5 points ago

I really don't know what I was expecting when I clicked that. I am both not dissapointed and very dissapointed.

[–]awesomebossum 0 points1 point ago

sorry about yourdad op

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[–]jiubling 1 point2 points ago

That's an extremely sophisticated feeling. You are a complex guy.

[–]BrandonDowell123 4 points5 points ago

linklinklinklinklinklinklink.

[–]muzog 2 points3 points ago

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 18 points19 points ago

link[1] link[2] [RES ignored duplicate image]link[3] [RES ignored duplicate image]link[4] [RES ignored duplicate image]link[5] [RES ignored duplicate image]link[6] [RES ignored duplicate image]link[7] [RES ignored duplicate image].

^ is all I see.

[–]GNsLifeStories 4 points5 points ago

link plz

[–]mintfoot 3 points4 points ago

Pics or it didn't happen!

[–]blotters 3 points4 points ago

This is so so dumb I am tired of people on this fucking website finding a .gif they want to post and making up some bullshit so they have a reason to post it.

[–]dababypuncher 1 point2 points ago

OP will surely deliver...

[–]Serbmatic 1 point2 points ago

you might as well now that its already all over the internet, all your doing at this point is showing us a picture of a girl who we have no connection with what so ever. surely you will deliver

[–]the_clever_cuban 3 points4 points ago

Pics or it didn't happen.

[–]Cameron_Newton -1 points0 points ago

Pics or Shens

[–]HerpJersey 1 point2 points ago

Admit it. You masturbated. I KNOW YOU DID

[–]Fakeouch 1 point2 points ago

Calling your sister, if she actually is your sister, dumb. Sorry but she hides her face in her gonewild posts but in other posts she doesn't.... kind of stupid.

She has a cute face, though.

[–]anon5505 0 points1 point ago

Soooo, OP's sis will now know that her brother has seen her on GW and linked people to it......

[–]Rocketman7 1 point2 points ago

Have you told her?

[–]MrMelty 0 points1 point ago

Your sister is hot. Wow.

[–]thewindssong 1 point2 points ago

See, and this is why I share this site with NONE of the family. Feel sorry for OP though. /r/gonewild will never be safe again

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[–]Crabxcore69 0 points1 point ago

Sorry about your dad.

[–]Gasparatan 0 points1 point ago

You are a strong man boy you are a strong man your sista is hot ^

[–]rathemighty -1 points0 points ago

I'm so sorry, dude. That really, REALLY sucks.

[–]Sulla06c 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't want to keep a button that killed me on the back of my keyboard

[–]TheHairy 0 points1 point ago

Can we just get a picture of you two together? Non-nude. That would just be awkward.

[–]rpgmaniac 0 points1 point ago

Yeah i'd feel the same way bro!

[–]VenDai 0 points1 point ago

Fake. You'd obviously kill her if it were true. We all would.

[–]tykusstarcraft 0 points1 point ago

sucks

[–]MetalKeirSolid 0 points1 point ago

This is my worst fear.

[–]ThingsUponMyHead 0 points1 point ago

Could have been worse, could have been fapping.

[–]edm39c 0 points1 point ago

I always love this gif. I never know how I would find it when I want it though. :l

[–]gman1216 0 points1 point ago

Should be in WTF lol!

[–]Bryce29 0 points1 point ago

I hate OP.