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[–]Mojo_Bear 5 points6 points ago

Anyone else go on Who's Line YouTube binges every now and then?

[–]albrano 0 points1 point ago

all the time. Makes work enjoyable :P

[–]GoldenFalcon 1 point2 points ago

don't hate me... http://whoselineonline.org/

[–]bvanman 1 point2 points ago

I've always wondered: who hangs out in the chat room of that site? Seems like a weird place to spend your time.

[–]HelmsDeep 0 points1 point ago

Well I just went on a binge.

[–]Roalviro 2 points3 points ago

That one prostitute that did an ama made around 10k in 3 weeks or so.

[–]sydneymoyer[S] 0 points1 point ago

all depends on your rate.

[–]bvanman 0 points1 point ago

All depends on your clientele. The book Super Freakanomics had a chapter showing the difference between a hooker on Chicago's west side and a hooker living in a more affluent area, and it was essentially night and day.

[–]sellyourselfshort 0 points1 point ago

Its the difference between Crack and Coccaine.

[–]bvanman 0 points1 point ago

That's a much better example.

[–]straighttoplaid 1 point2 points ago

Well, he does have a point.

[–]2Fast2Finkel 0 points1 point ago

Raising the stakes like a mofo. Still, longform>shortform

[–]Bazofwaz 0 points1 point ago

I love the show, but this one line has been posted on r/funny WAY too may times!

[–]mattgamer247 0 points1 point ago

What show is this?

[–]Epiicuros 6 points7 points ago

You've been on reddit for 5 months+ and don't know what whose line is.... how is that possible?

[–]fancypants101 2 points3 points ago

"Whose line is it anyways"! Great show!

[–]mattgamer247 1 point2 points ago

Ty, I'll have to check it out

[–]thehammerofdemacia -5 points-4 points ago

Do i just have to sit and watch r/new to stop this post from coming in 4 times a day?

[–]tripleplayj 13 points14 points ago

"I think Disney teaches girls young girls such important lessons that princess fairy tales, you know like Cinderella: It doesn't matter where you come from or how poor you are, you know, as long as you're incredibly hot"